I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 245 Don't Beautify Yourself (Please Subscribe)
Yang Yunyi said solemnly: "That's right, the toilet is out of paper, he wiped his butt with a newspaper, just happened to see us in the newspaper, and wiped his butt with Mr. Sun's photo sticker!"

The six experts were overjoyed, but Sun Yue looked disgusted.

"Fuck you! Is it disgusting? Then let me wipe my ass on this page!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Actually, Mr. Sun is not disgusting. Our Deyun Building, in the cross talk world, is just a small grass, anyone can come and step on it. But, there is an iron nail in this grass."

Sun Yue snorted: "Good guy, so he was waiting here!"

Yang Yunyi said: "No way, be strong and unyielding! This will hurt many people's feet and make people uncomfortable. Anyway, today, Mr. Sun and I are really not famous actors as rumored by the outside world. It can be said that, No matter whether we are popular, poor, or scolded, we are just two people talking about cross talk."

Sun Yue agreed: "That's what you said!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "In this life, we can't reach the level of a master!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he was not happy.

"Let me say it first, you are, I am not! I don't go out to shoot movies and TV shows every day, I spend my time studying Mr. in the building!"

Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue: "Anyway, what I mean is, we can't become artists. If there is a master in an industry for a hundred years, that would be great."

Sun Yue: "That's right!"

Yang Yunyi said: "How about our Peking Opera? After the founding of our new China, there were only two masters, Mei Lanfang and Zhou Xinfang, who were awarded by the state. Mr. Ma Lianliang is a famous actor."

Sun Yue: "Yes!"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "So, how can there be such artists. At that time, they had to have high attainments. Nowadays, artists are springing up like mushrooms, right?"

Sun Yue: "The main reason is that the management is not strict!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Now, if the management is not strict, we will be young actors until we die. But, we love cross talk. Some people say that you revitalize cross talk, that is nonsense."

Sun Yue was a little surprised: "This goal is a bit big!"

Yang Yunyi said: "The revitalization of cross talk is not something we can do. This should be something that the whole world should work together to talk about cross talk! We can only vibrate at best, just like the buzzing of mobile phones, just the two of us."

Sun Yue smiled: "It's such a big deal!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I don't have much ability. Before, I was also a full-time cross talk actor. I thought that a full-time cross talk actor should be like growing flowers. You can grow flowers in flower pots, you can grow flowers in lunch boxes, and even Ah, you can grow flowers in any rice bucket!"

When Sun Yue heard it, he shouted: "No, how can a rice bucket grow flowers!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue wonderingly: "So, Teacher Sun, can't you grow flowers?"

Sun Yue understood, pointed at himself with a smile and said, "Go to hell, I'm a sucker for feelings!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said, "I didn't say that, what I mean is, the most suitable way to grow flowers is a flower pot!"

Sun Yue agreed: "Indeed, the flower pot is the most suitable!"

Yang Yunyi said: "People who talk about cross talk in the world, no matter they have heard us once, or heard us for one, two, three, three years, they are my food and clothing parents. I, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue, represent the Imperial Capital Deyun Society, and I would like to express our gratitude to our food and clothing. Salute to my parents, thank you once again for your company and attention over the past three years!"

Sun Yue: "It should be this!"

Yang Yunyi said: "There are a lot of people here today, so we won't bow one by one. After all, we also know that you didn't come just for us."

Sun Yue said hehe: "This is the Spring Festival Gala, people are here for the Spring Festival Gala."

Yang Yunyi shouted: "Mr. Sun, you are going too far!"

Sun Yue wondered: "No, why did I go too far?"

Yang Yunyi said: "These people here are male and female, old and young, they are not simple!"

Sun Yue was even more puzzled: "Why is this not an easy method?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "Hidden dragon and crouching tiger! Do you know what they do? They are the leaders of a certain unit! The bosses of a private company!"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, there is such a possibility!"

Yang Yunyi added: "A sword celestial who has attained the Tao has become a famous knight, a monk in Shaolin, a Taoist priest in Zhongnan Mountain, and a chieftain in Africa!"

The six judges covered their mouths and laughed, what a mess!
Sun Yue waved his hand and said: "The chiefs of Africa are here, no, no!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Looking at you, I am very happy! I feel so happy from the bottom of my heart, words can't express my current emotions."

When Yang Yunyi swears, the six judges all frowned.

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi: "It can be seen that you are a bit messy now!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, you can understand what I mean?"

Sun Yue spread his hands and said, "You didn't say anything either!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and said: "No, I mean I don't lie! It's all the truth, I don't like to make up nonsense, I'm hot and cold."

Sun Yue said, "It's still hot, what are you doing?"

Yang Yunyi said indifferently: "Anyway, you can understand my current mood!"

Sun Yue said: "Yes, almost."

Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, I always think Mr. Sun is a good actor, no matter what the occasion is in the future, I hope you can support him!"

Sun Yue didn't quite understand: "No, we're just going to the Spring Festival Gala, why do you seem to be explaining what happened after parting?"

Yang Yunyi sighed deeply: "Sun Yue, who doesn't know Sun Yue now! It can be said that if you don't know Sun Yue, you have never eaten pork!"

Sun Yue's face changed: "I'm that pig! No, how do you talk?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue, feeling unhappy.

"Don't beautify yourself!"

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "No, I'm still beautifying myself?"

Yang Yunyi praised: "Mr. Sun, you are very good! Really, talk about cross talk well, cross talk is a good art, so it doesn't matter if you talk about it alone in the future!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Stop it, talk about it, you want me to fly solo!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Shuangfei, you can't afford the price!"

Sun Yue said with a bad face: "Go to hell, I'm talking about crosstalk, it won't work if there is one less person!"

In fact, the six judges didn't quite understand what Yang Yunyi said.

This sentence is called Double Fly, you can't afford this price.

In fact, this joke is a bit colorful.

I don't know whether the six judges understood it, or they didn't understand it, and they pretended to be there.

But this is not important, because for Yang Yunyi, or for the cross talk actors in Deyunlou, cross talk is like this, follow your own heart.

If others understand it, that's even better, if they don't, then they should learn more about it.

Anyway, I have a website, so what am I afraid of!
(End of this chapter)