I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 250 Get rich by imagination (subscribe)
Yang Yunyi hehe twice: "Compare with others, tell me, who are you comparing with!"

The audience shouted: "Compare with Sun Yue!"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Yes, you can compare with me!"

Yang Yunyi said disdainfully: "It's just you, to compare with you? All right, you win!"

After saying this, Yang Yunyi looked arrogant.

The audience laughed, why are you so proud?
Sun Yue also wondered: "What do you mean I won?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Didn't you ask me to compare your academic qualifications with you? You won. I'm proud, I'm proud!"

Sun Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "No, what are you so arrogant about when you lose?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Who is so arrogant? Didn't you graduate from the No. [-] Middle School for the Mentally Disabled in the Imperial City, and you are alumni with Teacher Yu and Yu Qian?"

The audience couldn't help it again, mentally handicapped No. [-] Middle School?
Guo Degang in the background also laughed and looked at Yu Qian, and even the others looked at Yu Qian.

It seems to be asking, Mr. Yu, are you really a graduate of Capital No. [-] Middle School for the Mentally Disabled?

Yu Qian couldn't help cursing: "This is not nonsense, who graduated from the No. [-] Middle School for mental retardation, I graduated from the junior college class of the Imperial Film Academy, a serious college student."

Guo Degang comforted: "Teacher Yu, it doesn't matter, just treat yourself as a graduate of the mentally handicapped No. [-] Middle School."

Yu Qian was unhappy: "Fuck you, you just graduated from No. [-] Middle School for the Mentally Disabled."

On the stage, Sun Yue yelled loudly: "Whoever has graduated from the No. [-] Middle School for the mentally handicapped, Yu Qian and I are not from the same school."

Yang Yunyi said meaningfully: "So, you didn't graduate from the No. [-] Middle School for the Mentally Disabled, but Mr. Yu graduated from the No. [-] Middle School for the Mentally Disabled?"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes!"

Soon he also reacted: "Fuck you, Mr. Yu didn't graduate from No. [-] Middle School for Mental Disabilities."

The audience is below, and they can't laugh anymore.

Yang Yunyi said: "Aren't you brothers and sisters?"

Sun Yuedao: "We are brothers, and we worship Mr. Shi Fukuan to learn cross talk, so we are brothers, and have nothing to do with the No. [-] Middle School for the Mentally Retarded in the capital."

Yang Yunyi sighed: "Understood, I understand, you are brothers who study skills, not from the same school. But how do I remember, one of you graduated from the No. [-] Middle School for the Mentally Disabled in the capital."

Sun Yue shouted: "No, none of us graduated from this school."

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi said: "Then Mr. Sun, what school did you graduate from, and what degree do you have?"

Sun Yuedao: "I graduated from the Imperial Garden School, a technical secondary school. After graduation, I was assigned to work in the zoo."

When Yang Yunyi heard it, he remembered it instantly.

"Yes, that is, Mr. Sun did graduate from this school. Didu Touyuan Technical School, their school."

Sun Yue hurriedly pulled Yang Yunyi back: "No, how can you still listen to forks and splits? I'm talking about the Imperial Garden School."

Yang Yunyi looked suspicious: "Isn't this the school I just mentioned?"

The audience below replied instead: "No!"

Sun Yue also said: "You're talking about the Emperor Capital Touyuan Technical School!"

Yang Yunyi let out a groan, and said to the audience: "Anyway, Mr. Sun graduated from this school. He is amazing, with a college degree."

Sun Yue reminded: "It's tall, it's tall, technical secondary school!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, technical secondary school, technical secondary school education, Teacher Sun found a relationship after graduating from this school, and entered the zoo. Teacher Sun has a strong relationship, and ordinary people can't find this kind of relationship at all."

Sun Yue was not happy: "What do you mean looking for a relationship? I was assigned to the zoo! It was arranged by the school, not looking for a relationship!"

Yang Yunyi was puzzled: "Didn't you find a relationship?"

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "I'm not looking for a relationship, so don't talk nonsense! We were assigned the assignment at that time, unlike now, we don't include the assignment."

Yang Yunyi chuckled: "Mr. Sun, don't be joking. You drank too much last time, and you said you had something to do with the zoo, so you were assigned to the zoo. Take a look at this person, and forget what you said in a blink of an eye. "

Sun Yue raised his voice and said: "Don't talk nonsense, it doesn't matter if I am in the zoo. If I have anything to do, I still need to be in the zoo!"

Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice, and said to the audience: "Audience friends, Mr. Sun said that he has nothing to do with the zoo. You believe me, but I don't believe it. Who doesn't know, Mr. Sun's parents work in the zoo."

The audience let out an ah with a look of disbelief.

Guo Degang in the background also looked at Yu Qian in wonder, and asked in disbelief, "Sun's parents-in-law work in the zoo?"

Yu Qianbai gave Guo Degang a blank look. This guy Yang Yunyi has been talking nonsense on the stage for all these years, yet someone still believes him, what a hell.

The key is not only that the audience believed it, but also the backstage comedians, including Guo Degang.

You say, who can justify this.

Sun Yue also shouted: "When did my parents work in the zoo?"

Yang Yunyi said: "The last time I went to the zoo, your family of three just wandered around in the park, and there were many tourists taking pictures of your family of three, and I even fed your father a banana!"

Sun Yue understood: "I'll fuck you, you are an elephant, and your whole family is an elephant!"

The audience's laughter resounded through the Deyun Building, and many people felt their stomachs ache from laughing.

Having said so much, it turned out that I was waiting here.

Backstage Guo Degang didn't smile, he was speechless, he was deceived by such a low-level burden, he really thought that Sun Yue's parents worked in the zoo.

Yang Yunyi said: "No kidding, Mr. Sun's parents did not work in the zoo. But Mr. Sun's job is indeed obtained by relying on his family."

Sun Yue argued: "No such thing!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "As we all know, Mr. Sun's grandfather is Mr. Li Wenhua, a famous comic actor. Mr. Sun was able to get such a good job, all thanks to his grandfather. His grandfather spent a lot of money to pay for Mr. Sun. I got this job. If you ask Mr. Sun why his family is so rich, it is all due to their family members, who get rich by imagination."

The audience is happy again, relying on imagination to get rich, how come the words in your mouth are always so fresh!
Sun Yue leaned on the table with both hands, and the table was quite strong.

Sun Yue said: "What does it mean to get rich by imagination, no one gets rich by imagination!"

Yang Yunyi heard this and asked a question.

"Mr. Sun, according to what you said, what did your family rely on to get rich?"

Upon hearing this, Sun Yue smiled and said, "Naturally, one must rely on hard work to get rich!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he quickly said: "No, what you said is completely wrong."

Sun Yue wondered again: "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "If you get rich according to hard work, then the rich should be farmers. Why are you?"

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone's heart was pierced.

I want to laugh, but I can't laugh!

So, if hard work can really make you rich, it should be the farmers who are rich!
In the end, what happened to the world, did farmers live at the bottom?

(End of this chapter)