I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 252 Be careful I will smoke you (please subscribe)
"No, why am I walking up and down in the garden?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun is looking at the treasure map by the moonlight. The treasure map shows that the treasure location is underwater."

Sun Yue snorted: "Under water?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "That's not true. If it was placed in the garden, it would have been discovered after so many years. It's your family's turn to take out this wealth!"

Sun Yue nodded: "It makes sense!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Teacher Sun was wearing a pair of underpants, and just jumped into the water like this, and suddenly there was a thunderstorm on the ground, which attracted everyone."

Sun Yue didn't understand: "No, what's going on, why is there a sudden thunder?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "Just throwing your weight of more than 300 kilograms into the water like this, you will be shocked for a lifetime!"

Sun Yue understood: "So I'm too fat!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Mr. Sun was discovered, there is no other way, he can only swim to the depths of the water, but the people in Prince Gong's residence thought that Mr. Sun fell into the water, who let them see the night clothes on the shore. There is no way, they can only salvage it with a net! After all, if someone really throws himself into the lake, they can't bear the responsibility!"

Sun Yue said: "That's the truth!"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "Teacher Sun originally thought he could escape, but he is a human being, and he can't hold his breath for long in the water. In just one and a half minutes, Teacher Sun has no way to surface. His surfacing Get out of the water, it’s a big deal.”

Sun Yue wondered, "What's the matter?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun came out of the water and spit out a small fish. Everyone shined their flashlights on Mr. Sun. At this moment, Mr. Sun was also dumbfounded. He thought of fifty or sixty people watching him. Then he had an idea and shouted to the people on the shore, what are you looking at, I haven’t seen a mermaid before!”

When Sun Yue heard it, he let out a cry.

"Don't say it, this is a good way!"

Yang Yunyi said: "The curator of Prince Gong's Mansion is named Feng Naien. He looked at Teacher Sun and said, he has never seen a mermaid, and he has never seen such a fat mermaid. Immediately, let people catch Teacher Sun with a net When it came up, seven or eight people were mobilized. Teacher Sun has been struggling in the net, afraid of being dragged to the bench."

Sun Yue scolded: "Fuck you, I'm a pig, I'm still on the bench!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Curator Feng Naien saw Mr. Sun and said, since you are a mermaid, why do you have two legs instead of a mermaid? Do you know what Mr. Sun said?"

The audience shook their heads one after another: "I don't know!"

Sun Yue also said, "How do you say that?"

Yang Yunyi said: "You have never seen a mermaid become a spirit!"

The audience laughed loudly. Didn't the mermaid become a master already? I didn't expect to be able to become a master again.

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry: "Am I stupid!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Curator Feng Naien is not a fool, so he naturally wouldn't believe Mr. Sun's words, so he asked Mr. Sun to explain the purpose of coming to Prince Gong's Mansion quietly. Mr. Sun knew that he had been arrested and had no choice, so he truthfully handed over his The purpose was stated. As a result, Director Feng Naien laughed out loud when he heard it."

Sun Yue didn't quite understand: "What are you laughing at?"

Yang Yunyi replied, "I'm not laughing at you, saying that if there is any treasure at the bottom of the lake, they would have handed it over to the country long ago, and it will be your turn!"

Sun Yue was puzzled: "Then according to what you say, isn't it true that the treasure map my great-grandfather left me is fake?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Of course it's a fake. Your great-grandfather was the one who poured out Yexiang from Heshen's mansion."

Upon hearing this, Sun Yue scolded with a smile, "Fuck you!"

The two then bowed, thanked the audience, and left the stage.

The audience naturally did not hesitate to applaud the two, but soon, it was the turn of Guo Degang and Yu Qian, the old partners.

After the two came to the stage, they talked about two cross talks.

One is the new cross talk, and the other is the traditional cloth seller.

The former is naturally surprising, and the latter is no exception.

Then after the performance ended, all the cross talk actors in Yunlou were called onto the stage.

Guo Degang introduced to the audience one by one, because some of them joined Deyun Building this year, and some of them were familiar to the audience in previous years, so they had to be introduced.

Guo Degang said: "Thank you for the audience's support. Now let me introduce my big apprentice, He Yunwei. He is conscientious and diligent. So today, what are you going to perform for the audience?"

After thinking for a while, He Yunwei replied: "Last year, I performed a song for the audience, this year I will perform a tongue twister for the audience!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Okay, tongue twisters are also fine, try to make something difficult."

He Yunwei nodded, and then began to prepare.

After clearing his throat, he began to speak tongue twisters.

"If you eat grapes, don't spit out the skins, if you don't eat grapes, you spit out the skins, let's work together!"

Guo Degang went straight up and kicked: "Fuck you!"

He Yunwei kicked his back, he was not angry, he smiled shinningly, and returned to his brother.

When it came to Cao Yunxin, Guo Degang said: "Don't do this to me, be careful I will beat you!"

Cao Yunxin proudly said: "How can it be, didn't I perform Shulaibao on stage last year, this year I also changed to a new trick, I will show you taking off your pants and farting for everyone."

The audience applauded and shouted: "Okay, just watch this!"

Guo Degang said: "You are too, this is disgusting, you have to watch it! Hurry up and change it, be careful, I will really beat you!"

Cao Yunxin agreed to this.

"Then change it and make a poem!"

Guo Degang nodded; "I think it will work!"

Cao Yunxin said: "My master is not too tall, and it is easy to show his waist when he is on the kang. Everyone is crying when they hear it, and it is rare to invite all friends."

Guo Degang kicked again: "Fuck you, you can't expect me to order!"

At this time, it was Yan Yun's turn.

It was rare for Guo Degang to introduce Yan Yunda seriously: "This is our cross talk actor in Deyun Tower, Yan Yunda, the third youngest student among my apprentices, from Tianjin, who just came to join me not long ago. Yunda, you come to the audience Show it, show it well."

This is Lao Guo paving the way for Yan Yunda. He really feels that he owes this apprentice a little, so let him be known to everyone on this occasion, and he will be able to officially appear on stage next year.

At that time, I will be able to perform cross talk for everyone. After all, Yan Yunda is a boy, and he has practiced longer than many people on stage.

It doesn't necessarily mean that he is better than other comedians on stage, but he is definitely a model of hard work.

In the past few months when he came to Deyun Tower, he really put his heart and soul into cross talk, which is why Guo Degang likes him so much.

As for the future, we will talk about it in the future.

And Yan Yunda also understood what his master meant, and his face was full of emotion.

However, he was still a little cautious, and he said: "Then I will make a more difficult one, and please taste it!"

(End of this chapter)