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Chapter 276 It's So Hot It's About to Explode (Please Subscribe)

Yu Qian in the backstage looked at Guo Degang and said, "No, is this true?"

Guo Degang replied angrily: "He has been talking nonsense on stage for so many years, why are you still being fooled!"

For a while, everyone was silent.

Because of Yang Yunyi, it is easy for people to believe what he says, maybe this is the power of sincerity!

On the stage, Sun Yue spoke.

"Fuck you! Old cold legs can't turn on the air conditioner, let alone the fan!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Mr. Sun is smart, I can't lie to you anymore."

The audience in the audience began to yell, and Sun Yue even rolled his eyes.

"Almost got it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "But Teacher Sun's father is really afraid of the heat, let's start with the summer last year. I was a guest at Teacher Sun's house last summer, and his father was sweating profusely when eating! Can you believe it, after a meal, Sweat kept falling."

Someone in the audience shouted: "That's kidney deficiency!"

As soon as these words came out, Sun Yue said angrily: "You also have kidney deficiency, don't you!"

At this time, the audience stopped talking.

If he continued, he would really suffer from kidney deficiency.

Yang Yunyi said: "When I saw this scene, I was terrified. I told Teacher Sun's father, uncle, we have to go to the hospital for an examination! Guess what Teacher Sun's father said?"

Sun Yue asked curiously, "How did you say that!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Ms. Sun's father said that sweating is a manifestation of fat loss. Doctors on the Internet said that sweating is necessary. When I heard the news, I was shocked. It shouldn't be sweating too much during exercise. Well, how about sweating for no reason, okay?"

Sun Yue said: "Good guy, you're sweating for no reason, right?"

Yang Yunyi said: "I can't persuade Mr. Sun's father. After all, he is an elder. In fact, Mr. Sun's father should be from my grandfather's generation."

Sun Yue said: "Then you should call Grandpa to listen!"

Yang Yunyi gave Sun Yue a blank look: "Although Teacher Sun's father is indeed two generations older than me, I usually call him uncle. Because I stayed at Teacher Sun's house that day, I saw Teacher Sun's father I prepared quilts. I took out one bed after another from the closet, and I began to wonder if it was summer during that battle."

After hearing this, Sun Yue asked, "No, do my family have so many quilts?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Why not? When Mr. Sun got married, the seven aunts and the eight aunts all gave a quilt. Add it up, it's almost thirty, and there is almost no room for the family to pile up."

Sun Yue said: "Yes, when we got married, relatives gave a lot of quilts. But I haven't counted them, have you counted them?"

Yang Yunyi said: "At that time, everyone went to eat, only Teacher Sun's wife and I were in the wedding room, and then I thought I was idle, so I started counting quilts on the bed."

The audience cried out, are you counting quilts?

Sun Yue also stretched out his hand and interrupted: "No, you and my wife were in the wedding room at that time, I don't remember such a thing 1"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said, "If you remember, Mr. Sun, it's not easy to count the quilts!"

The audience shouted again, you are a drunkard who doesn't mean to drink!
Sun Yue said: "Friends in the audience, don't listen to his nonsense, there is no such thing!"

Yang Yunyi said: "This is not very important, that is, Teacher Sun's father took out seven quilts and spread them on the bed. Then he opened the closet, took out a sweater, and put it on himself. Put on the sweater It was not enough, so I put on another coat, and after putting on a coat, I started to wear a coat, and after wearing a coat, I put on a padded jacket."

Sun Yue couldn't bear it anymore and stopped him.

"No, what you're talking about is winter, aren't you covering the skinny man!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I thought so too. I also asked, Uncle, are you not hot? Do you know how Teacher Sun's father answered me? He said, calm and cool."

Sun Yue retorted: "You are so naturally cool, you must not be smothered to death!"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's not true. Teacher Sun's father is really not an ordinary person. After wearing so many clothes and covering him with seven quilts, he is going to sleep. He also said good night, Xiao Yue, good night Xiao Yang, I'm going to sleep. By the way, Xiaoyue, turn off the light for me, see you tomorrow."

Sun Yue wondered: "No, is this my father you said?"

Yang Yunyi said: "When I slept in the middle of the night, Teacher Sun's father yelled that he was so hot that he was about to explode!"

Sun Yue said: "Then look at the air conditioner, my room has air conditioner!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Your room has air conditioning, but this is your parents' room!"

Sun Yue said: I close the windows and open the door to let the air-conditioning circulate in the room!If that's the case, it's okay! "

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunyi said, "Are you really going to do this? If you sleep with the door open, you and your wife will be naked outside!"

Sun Yue was dissatisfied: "What does it mean to be naked outside, we wear clothes when we sleep!"

The audience laughed, is this audible?
Seeing what Sun Yue said, Yang Yunyi hesitated and said, "In summer, it's hot at night. You've covered seven quilts, and you're still wearing clothes to sleep. You can't get sick from the heat!"

Sun Yue was stunned for a while before he realized it.

"No, what you said is wrong. Didn't you say that my father was covered with seven quilts? Why did I get here? I also covered seven quilts?"

The audience also discovered, isn't this a logical error?

Could it be that Yang Yunyi was eating steamed buns on the stage? You know, it's hard to see Yang Yunyi eating steamed stuffed buns on stage.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian also looked at each other, and felt that Yang Yunyi had eaten buns.

It depends on how Yang Yunyi will deal with it next.

In fact, Yang Yunyi didn't eat steamed buns, which was a burden of his design.

Yang Yunyi said: "Your father has covered seven quilts, you, a son, can't accompany one of them!"

The audience laughed loudly, can this accompany you?
It turned out that it wasn't eating buns anymore, it was this guy who was being a demon.

Sun Yue was surprised and said: "No, this is not drinking, and you have to accompany someone. What's the reason for that?"

Yang Yunyi said: "This is the rule of your old Sun's family!"

Sun Yue argued: "Fuck you, our old Sun family doesn't have this rule!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, Teacher Sun's father woke up from the heat in the middle of the night, shouting that he was going to explode."

Sun Yue replied angrily: "I told you all, I turned on the air conditioner!"

Yang Yunyi said: "No, it's your father calling, it's so hot it's going to explode!"

Sun Yue said meaningfully: "I understand now, you are talking about boiling water so hot that it is about to explode, right?"

Yang Yunyi groaned and nodded.

"Teacher Sun is still very smart, and he can get it right at one point. I'm talking about boiling water that's so hot it's going to explode!"

Sun Yue said: "Then pull out the plug, as long as you pull out the plug, it won't blow up!"

At this time, Yang Yunyi turned to look at Sun Yue.

"Then the question is, who will pull the plug?"

(End of this chapter)