I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 293 This face now (for subscription)

Guo Qilin calmly said: "My brother, my brother is too rich. My family is relatively poor. There are five people in my family, my father, my mother, my wife and my son, and they live in a house of four square meters. "

Yang Yunyi was surprised and said: "No, wait a minute, your wife, you still have a son. I don't even have a daughter-in-law and a son. Where did you get your daughter-in-law and son? You have to explain it clearly to the audience."

The audience didn't react at first, but now that they think about it, it's right!

Guo Qilin, born in 1996, is now at the end of 2008 and will soon enter 2009, that is to say, four years old plus eight years old, that is, 12 years old.

Let's be generous and add another blood to him, so he will be 13 years old.

The 13-year-old child said that he has a son and a daughter-in-law, and with his small appearance, there is no way to bring him in!
And Yang Yunyi didn't let them in at all, or let them have fun.

Guo Qilin said angrily: "You can control it. If you don't have it, it's because you don't have the ability. I have you. Anyway, there are five people in our family, and we only have one suit of clothes at home."

When Yang Yunyi heard it, he let out an ouch.

Soon he asked, "Then who will wear these clothes?"

Guo Qilin replied: "Of course whoever goes out wears it!"

Yang Yunyi groaned again: "That's indeed pitiful, so poor, your family!"

Guo Qilin sighed: "Yeah, think about it, I want to earn money to support my family, I went out and put on the only clothes in my family, this is it"

Yang Yunyi raised his head and stopped Guo Qilin.

"Wait a minute, you wait a moment, I want to replace the audience friends, ask you a question with a little technical content, I wonder if it is okay?"

Guo Qilin became interested when he heard that there was some technical content.

"Okay, you ask!"

Yang Yunyi said: "You have worn out all the clothes in your family, and the other four in your family have to be naked at home!"

The audience burst into laughter. If they don't understand now, they would be fools.

The only piece of clothing in the family was worn by Guo Qilin, and everyone else was naked.

This is the only way Yang Yunyi and Guo Qilin can talk nonsense on stage.

It's just that they are curious, who wrote this broken package!

It can't be Guo Qilin, it can only be Yang Yunyi!
Guo Qilin kicked Yang Yunyi: "Hey, you're not going to die! That's what I said, besides, I'm talking about the clothes, and the inner lining! How can you be naked with the inner lining!"

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi said: "You said it earlier, and I misunderstood with the audience friends."

At this moment, the audience also wants to say something to Yang Yunyi, whether you will die or not, you are the one who ran around with our thoughts!
Guo Qilin said: "Brother, didn't you say it just now, you are not talking nonsense! You want me to die, I go back now, I can still have good fruit to eat! Besides, you have said it, let me die!" The audience proved it to you."

Yang Yunyi asked with a confused face: "What did I just say?"

A group of audience in the audience shouted: "Yang Yunyi is not human!"

"Yes, it's not a thing!"

Yang Yunyi got angry: "You are a thing, you are a thing, okay!"

Naturally, the audience would not be angry, and knew that Yang Yunyi was joking.

They still understand the rules of cross talk. If they are really angry, it is really not suitable for cross talk.

Seeing this, Guo Qilin said aggrievedly: "I'll go back and return this clothes to my father, and let him treat you!"

After speaking, he really ran backstage.

Yang Yunyi grabbed Guo Qilin, trying to pull Guo Qilin back.

Not to mention, Guo Qilin's physique, Yang Yunyi's strengths are really irrelevant.

This scene was seen by the audience again, and they thought it was funny.

Now Guo Qilin is more than 12 years old and less than 13 years old, but he weighs more than 100 catties, this is no joke.

Yang Yunyi advised: "Come back, you are really going to return the clothes, it's almost done, I don't know the situation of your family yet!"

Guo Qilin puffed his cheeks and said, "Go back!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Friends in the audience, don't listen to this kid's nonsense. Just his father, who made millions last year, even bought delicious food in a small villa. Everyone, can you imagine that a small villa is in the imperial capital."

Guo Qilin said: "I've heard about what you said, indeed!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Fuck you, you have heard about your family!"

Guo Qilin said: "You really can't blame me, because, I asked my dad, and I said dad, did my family make a lot of money this year! Do you know how my dad told me?"

Yang Yunyi was puzzled: "How did you say that?"

Guo Qilin said: "My dad said, dad didn't make money, all he got was happiness!"

Yang Yunyi didn't quite understand: "No, what does this mean?"

Guo Qilin explained: "I was also puzzled, so I asked my father, what kind of happiness did I get! My father told me, son, you can't imagine the happiness of father!"

Yang Yunyi pushed Guo Qilin with a smile on his face.

"Go to hell!"

Then the two bowed and stepped down, and there was applause.

Thousands of people applauded, which is not comparable to a small theater.

When Guo Qilin arrived backstage, his round face turned red, obviously very excited. After all, for him, it was the first time for him to face such a stage, so many audiences went to perform, and he performed completely. To him, It is definitely a unique experience, and it is also a very big experience.

After the performance was over, naturally there was no money to get it. Just like what Guo Qilin said, his father's happiness was beyond his own experience, because he had already paid a deposit in advance, and then paid the final payment, it was all at Deyunlou's account.

At that time, at the end of the month, Yang Yunyi will receive the money for commercial performances, which will be paid along with the salary.

To be honest, Yang Yunyi really doesn't know how much money his master can make a year now. As for the millions he said on stage, he feels that he is too conservative.

But the exact amount, I'm afraid Lao Guo himself doesn't know, after all, the money is in the hands of his wife.

Guo Degang only knew that he had entered, and he didn't care to ask how much he had entered.

After all, Wang Hui will still give him some pocket money.

For Wang Hui to be so strict, Lao Guo couldn't say anything.

And Wang Hui also knows a truth, men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad, this is the same truth since ancient times.

If you stand up and say, I can't go bad when I have money.

That means you don't have money yet, besides, you are bad enough when you don't have money, and you still think about having money to be bad, so you won't be a bully anymore.

After the performance, Guo Qilin and Yang Yunyi went back.

It was Wang Xi who drove to pick him up, but Wang Xi told Yang Yunyi that he was also very busy, and besides, he was Guo Degang's manager, so don't bother him with anything.

His intention was obvious, that is, let Yang Yunyi learn to drive by himself.

Yang Yunyi looked at his virtue, and thought of the time in Deyun Building, he tried his best to please others, and even invited the people in the building to get in the car and take everyone home.

Look, now this face!
Tsk tsk tsk, it's different.

(End of this chapter)