I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 296 Dedication to Art
Chapter 296 Dedication to Art (Subscribe)
Sun Yue is not a fool either, he has never been a fool.
Lying on the hospital bed, he asked, "Teacher Guo, what did you say on the phone?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "He said let me go to the TV station first, and let Wang and his wife take care of you later."
When Sun Yue heard this, he also nodded.
"Then you go there first, I'm fine. Besides, isn't Wang Xi going to come over soon!"
Yang Yunyi was silent for a moment and said: "That's fine, then I'll go first, and if you have something to do later, call me."
Sun Yue nodded and watched Yang Jingyu leave.
But before leaving, Yang Jingyu asked Yang Jingyu to take his mobile phone out of his clothes.
Although the mobile phones at this time did not have many functions, they still had some games.
This kind of game looks like 4, [-], [-], [-] M.
There is no money to click in to play, but if you want to buy equipment and props, even if you die once, you need to spend two dollars!
Sun Yue once shut down his daughter-in-law's mobile phone because he spent hundreds of dollars on this game, and was severely scolded by his daughter-in-law.
If you don't do anything for a day, you just know how to play games. It's fine to play games, and you still play games that charge money.
Yang Yunyi told Sun Yue a way to get rid of the wool, that is to find a phone card with no money in it, and then buy a phone card at this time without real-name registration, just use this card to play.
When the fee needs to be deducted, let him deduct it.
This card can probably play many games.
When the time came, I owed too much on the card, so I threw away the card and got another one.
Although it's a bit unethical to do this, but your game costs money in this way, and in that way, I have to find a way to deal with you!
The game Sun Yue is playing now is called Metal Slug. It is estimated that many young people have never played it.
Yang Jingyu took a taxi, and after getting in the taxi, he asked the driver to go to the TV station.
The driver looked at Yang Yunyi through the rearview mirror and said in surprise: "Hey, you are fucking Cao Yunxin, right? I really like your cross talk!"
Yang Yunyi said angrily, "Am I like Cao Yunxin? With my appearance and figure, you can call me Cao Yunxin. Master driver, if you say that again, I won't give you the taxi fare."
The driver asked curiously: "Aren't you Cao Yunxin? Then who are you, I thought you were Cao Yunxin!"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Remember, my name is Guo Degang, and I am a native of Tianjin. Next time you see me, don't call me Cao Yunxin."
Hearing this, the driver laughed.
"Hahaha, if you say you are Guo Degang, then I'm still Yu Qian! It's not like I haven't seen Guo Degang before. Don't tell me I don't know Guo Degang! When I was driving late at night, I kept listening to Guo Degang's cross talk. He spoke differently from you. , looks different from you, too."
Yang Yunyi said: "So, in your eyes, am I so unfamous?"
The driver looked at Yang Yunyi again through the rearview mirror: "It looks familiar, oh oh, I remembered, you are Sun Yue!"
Yang Yunyi heheed twice, and praised: "You have really good eyes!"
What Yang Yunyi didn't know was that Sun Yue was also a resident cross talk player in Tianjin, so people in Tianjin definitely knew Sun Yue much more than they knew him.
The driver continued: "I didn't expect to pick you up today. Is this going to a TV station to record a program?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, record the Spring Festival Gala in your place, and you will be able to see me on TV on the first night of the Chinese New Year."
When the driver heard it, he said with emotion: "That's good, everyone should talk more about cross talk and create more laughs for the audience. Don't always invite people who are not very well-dressed to perform. I don't know how to criticize the TV station." It's gone."
Yang Yunyi heheed twice, it's tough to put on pants!
The word "criticism" comes out, you know how to criticize.
After arriving at the TV station, Yang Yunyi asked how much it was.
The driver pointed to the billing place: "Although it is 23 yuan, but you brought us joy during the Chinese New Year, the 23 yuan is fine."
Yang Yunyi shook his head and said: "Don't tell me, we are happy enough that you can watch our cross talk show and bring you joy. You still have to give the money that should be given. This is 20 yuan, so you don't need to look for it. "
Yang Yunyi took out a 20 yuan bill, handed it to the driver and walked towards the TV building.
The driver looked at the 20 yuan and was a little confused.
No, you gave me 20 yuan and asked me to find it. How can I find it for you?
You want me to trouble you, right?
But the driver didn't think about collecting money at the beginning, so there is not much difference between 23 and [-].
When Yang Yunyi entered the TV building, he was also familiar with the people from Tianjin TV, and he was also an old friend with them.
So after Yang Yunyi came, someone immediately took him to the performance room.
But speaking of it, Tianjin TV Station is the shabby one among all the TV stations that Yang Yunyi has seen so far.
Anyway, it's close to the imperial capital, oh, the imperial capital TV station is not good, so I'll bother you.
After Yang Yunyi saw Guo Degang, Guo Degang still asked.
"Is Sun Yue really alright?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "It's okay, it's not serious, it's just that the usual work and rest are not good, and there are problems with eating, just adjust and adjust."
After Guo Degang heard this, he also nodded.
"It's good that it's okay. There are still three hours before the recording starts, and your partner is gone. Then, let Luan Yunping accompany you to perform!"
Yang Yunyi refused without even thinking about it: "Forget it, I can do a stand-up by myself!"
Seeing this, Guo Degang took a deep look at Yang Yunyi.
He actually understood that Yang Yunyi wanted to take two steps.
It meant that he didn't want to be on Cao Yunxin's side, and he didn't want to be on Luan Yunping's side. If they fought, Yang Yunyi would definitely be the kind who kowtowed melon seeds and shouted to fight.
But it is not suitable for Yang Yunyi to perform stand-up comedy.
After thinking again and again, Guo Degang said: "Let's do it like this. According to the usual performances in the past, I will have two performances, not the main one and the finale. Then I will perform one with Brother Qian first, and after the performance is over, If I play with you again, you're not in vain."
Hearing this, Yang Yunyi was still a little moved.
"Then Master, am I flattering or amusing!"
Guo Degang said: "Let me make you laugh, can you do it?"
These words made Yang Yunyi speechless. In terms of flattery skills, he is not even as good as Luan Yunping, let alone Guo Degang.
Yu Qian watched the two masters and apprentices bickering happily.
Yang Yunyi also quickly took out the notebook, and said to Guo Degang: "Then master, please memorize this notebook quickly!"
Guo De had just accepted Yang Yunyi's notebook, and although he wanted to praise it, he still had to follow his rhythm.
It's just that as soon as Guo De opened the book and read the first sentence, he cursed.
"No, you're skin tight, right? You're starting to arrange me again. I gave you face, right?"
Yang Yunyi smiled wryly: "Isn't it all for art, master, you are also dedicating yourself to art!"
(End of this chapter)
Sun Yue is not a fool either, he has never been a fool.
Lying on the hospital bed, he asked, "Teacher Guo, what did you say on the phone?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "He said let me go to the TV station first, and let Wang and his wife take care of you later."
When Sun Yue heard this, he also nodded.
"Then you go there first, I'm fine. Besides, isn't Wang Xi going to come over soon!"
Yang Yunyi was silent for a moment and said: "That's fine, then I'll go first, and if you have something to do later, call me."
Sun Yue nodded and watched Yang Jingyu leave.
But before leaving, Yang Jingyu asked Yang Jingyu to take his mobile phone out of his clothes.
Although the mobile phones at this time did not have many functions, they still had some games.
This kind of game looks like 4, [-], [-], [-] M.
There is no money to click in to play, but if you want to buy equipment and props, even if you die once, you need to spend two dollars!
Sun Yue once shut down his daughter-in-law's mobile phone because he spent hundreds of dollars on this game, and was severely scolded by his daughter-in-law.
If you don't do anything for a day, you just know how to play games. It's fine to play games, and you still play games that charge money.
Yang Yunyi told Sun Yue a way to get rid of the wool, that is to find a phone card with no money in it, and then buy a phone card at this time without real-name registration, just use this card to play.
When the fee needs to be deducted, let him deduct it.
This card can probably play many games.
When the time came, I owed too much on the card, so I threw away the card and got another one.
Although it's a bit unethical to do this, but your game costs money in this way, and in that way, I have to find a way to deal with you!
The game Sun Yue is playing now is called Metal Slug. It is estimated that many young people have never played it.
Yang Jingyu took a taxi, and after getting in the taxi, he asked the driver to go to the TV station.
The driver looked at Yang Yunyi through the rearview mirror and said in surprise: "Hey, you are fucking Cao Yunxin, right? I really like your cross talk!"
Yang Yunyi said angrily, "Am I like Cao Yunxin? With my appearance and figure, you can call me Cao Yunxin. Master driver, if you say that again, I won't give you the taxi fare."
The driver asked curiously: "Aren't you Cao Yunxin? Then who are you, I thought you were Cao Yunxin!"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Remember, my name is Guo Degang, and I am a native of Tianjin. Next time you see me, don't call me Cao Yunxin."
Hearing this, the driver laughed.
"Hahaha, if you say you are Guo Degang, then I'm still Yu Qian! It's not like I haven't seen Guo Degang before. Don't tell me I don't know Guo Degang! When I was driving late at night, I kept listening to Guo Degang's cross talk. He spoke differently from you. , looks different from you, too."
Yang Yunyi said: "So, in your eyes, am I so unfamous?"
The driver looked at Yang Yunyi again through the rearview mirror: "It looks familiar, oh oh, I remembered, you are Sun Yue!"
Yang Yunyi heheed twice, and praised: "You have really good eyes!"
What Yang Yunyi didn't know was that Sun Yue was also a resident cross talk player in Tianjin, so people in Tianjin definitely knew Sun Yue much more than they knew him.
The driver continued: "I didn't expect to pick you up today. Is this going to a TV station to record a program?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, record the Spring Festival Gala in your place, and you will be able to see me on TV on the first night of the Chinese New Year."
When the driver heard it, he said with emotion: "That's good, everyone should talk more about cross talk and create more laughs for the audience. Don't always invite people who are not very well-dressed to perform. I don't know how to criticize the TV station." It's gone."
Yang Yunyi heheed twice, it's tough to put on pants!
The word "criticism" comes out, you know how to criticize.
After arriving at the TV station, Yang Yunyi asked how much it was.
The driver pointed to the billing place: "Although it is 23 yuan, but you brought us joy during the Chinese New Year, the 23 yuan is fine."
Yang Yunyi shook his head and said: "Don't tell me, we are happy enough that you can watch our cross talk show and bring you joy. You still have to give the money that should be given. This is 20 yuan, so you don't need to look for it. "
Yang Yunyi took out a 20 yuan bill, handed it to the driver and walked towards the TV building.
The driver looked at the 20 yuan and was a little confused.
No, you gave me 20 yuan and asked me to find it. How can I find it for you?
You want me to trouble you, right?
But the driver didn't think about collecting money at the beginning, so there is not much difference between 23 and [-].
When Yang Yunyi entered the TV building, he was also familiar with the people from Tianjin TV, and he was also an old friend with them.
So after Yang Yunyi came, someone immediately took him to the performance room.
But speaking of it, Tianjin TV Station is the shabby one among all the TV stations that Yang Yunyi has seen so far.
Anyway, it's close to the imperial capital, oh, the imperial capital TV station is not good, so I'll bother you.
After Yang Yunyi saw Guo Degang, Guo Degang still asked.
"Is Sun Yue really alright?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "It's okay, it's not serious, it's just that the usual work and rest are not good, and there are problems with eating, just adjust and adjust."
After Guo Degang heard this, he also nodded.
"It's good that it's okay. There are still three hours before the recording starts, and your partner is gone. Then, let Luan Yunping accompany you to perform!"
Yang Yunyi refused without even thinking about it: "Forget it, I can do a stand-up by myself!"
Seeing this, Guo Degang took a deep look at Yang Yunyi.
He actually understood that Yang Yunyi wanted to take two steps.
It meant that he didn't want to be on Cao Yunxin's side, and he didn't want to be on Luan Yunping's side. If they fought, Yang Yunyi would definitely be the kind who kowtowed melon seeds and shouted to fight.
But it is not suitable for Yang Yunyi to perform stand-up comedy.
After thinking again and again, Guo Degang said: "Let's do it like this. According to the usual performances in the past, I will have two performances, not the main one and the finale. Then I will perform one with Brother Qian first, and after the performance is over, If I play with you again, you're not in vain."
Hearing this, Yang Yunyi was still a little moved.
"Then Master, am I flattering or amusing!"
Guo Degang said: "Let me make you laugh, can you do it?"
These words made Yang Yunyi speechless. In terms of flattery skills, he is not even as good as Luan Yunping, let alone Guo Degang.
Yu Qian watched the two masters and apprentices bickering happily.
Yang Yunyi also quickly took out the notebook, and said to Guo Degang: "Then master, please memorize this notebook quickly!"
Guo De had just accepted Yang Yunyi's notebook, and although he wanted to praise it, he still had to follow his rhythm.
It's just that as soon as Guo De opened the book and read the first sentence, he cursed.
"No, you're skin tight, right? You're starting to arrange me again. I gave you face, right?"
Yang Yunyi smiled wryly: "Isn't it all for art, master, you are also dedicating yourself to art!"
(End of this chapter)
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