I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 313

I said you are ruthless, what kind of man are you!
There seems to be something wrong, Xiaochun sang "You Are Ruthless", and Jay Chou sang "What a Man".

Dude, almost got mixed up.

At this time, Meng Xianghui gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Yi, I want to talk about cross talk on stage!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Meng Xianghui and frowned.

"It is said that three years of learning art and two years of service, you joined Deyunlou in March last year, right? Now, it's been less than two months and only one year. Are you so anxious?"

Meng Xianghui said, "But why can Zhang Limin?"

Mentioning Zhang Limin, Yang Yunyi seemed to understand something.

Yang Yunyi said: "The reason why Zhang Limin was able to talk about cross talk on stage was that he came to the Deyun Building in 06 and passed the test three times. Before he came to the Deyun Building, he was very familiar with everyone. To be honest At the beginning, no one thought he was suitable for cross talk because of his character, but now his behavior, no one thinks he is not suitable for cross talk."

Meng Xianghui didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

Yang Yunyi did not hide it, and said, "Zhang Limin has his own characteristics, which can attract people. Let me ask you, do you have your own characteristics?"

Meng Hetang was stunned, idiosyncratic.

What qualities do you have?
I used to be the lobby manager of the hotel that Yu moved to, does that count?

But he didn't say it, because he thought it was weird.

Seeing Meng Xianghui's puzzled look, Yang Yunyi sighed.

"Everyone has their own characteristics. Zhang Limin's characteristic is that he is very oily, and he is not ordinary oily!"

These words made Meng Xianghui even more at a loss for what to say. Can even oil become a trait?

Then I am also oily, why don't I make up the postage?

The truth is, compared with Zhang Limin, he is nothing compared to the big witch.

Zhang Limin's oil is the kind that makes you shiver.

When you see his words, deeds, and actions, you can't help but want to be surprised.

But Meng Xianghui and Yang Yunyi haven't discovered his shining point yet.

In terms of appearance, it is not as good as myself. Although it is also high in Deyunlou, but appearance is purely cumbersome for a cross talk actor.

After all, there is no fan circle yet, so it's okay to recruit a few good-looking male comedians.

Yang Yunyi was able to be accepted as an apprentice by Lao Guo at the beginning, relying on nothing else, but the lack of people in Deyun Building at that time, and Yang Yunyi's eloquence, so Guo De just thought about accepting Yang Yunyi as an apprentice.

Otherwise, with Yang Yunyi's appearance, he is not worthy of entering the field of cross talk.

Those who talk about cross talk, including those who talk about talk shows, have to look funny.

If it's not funny, it can be said that it has no potential.

Meng Xianghui fell into deep thought. He was thinking about what skills he had that could attract the audience.

Looks, no, those who like cross talk do not like good-looking ones.

So hard, to be honest, Meng Xianghui worked hard enough, but hard work will bear fruit!

Efforts that do not bear fruit are called efforts in vain.

As for the others, Meng Xianghui suddenly realized that he knew his own characteristics.

He asked Yang Yunyi: "Brother Yi, I understand the traits you mentioned. I have them too, and I am very powerful."

Yang Yunyi threw the noodles in and looked at Meng Xianghui.

"For example, just like!"

Meng Xianghui said proudly: "I'm from Harbin. It's very cold in winter over there, more than ten degrees below zero, and the coldest time can reach [-] to [-] degrees."

Yang Yunyi was a little puzzled, why did Meng Xianghui talk about this? Could it be that he wanted to say that he has a strong ability to resist cold?
"So what do you mean?"

Meng Xianghui smiled and said: "The weather is very cold, it can freeze. At that time, my little friend and I liked to lick the iron railings with our tongues, and then our tongues were frozen by the iron railings."

Yang Yunyi just felt awkward, what kind of operation is this?
Do you want to perform a tongue licking iron railing and freeze on the cross talk stage?

To be honest, this is the imperial capital.

Although the imperial capital is cold, it will not be as cold as the Northeast.

So to perform a tongue licking the iron railing and being frozen, the cost is very huge.

Meng Xianghui looked at Yang Yunyi and felt a little embarrassed, so he fell silent.

Yang Yunyi sighed and began to advise Meng Xianghui.

He said: "How about this, since you can't find your own traits, you should find other people's traits, not only Zhang Helun's, but also other people's. I'll ask you again in a month, is that okay?"

When Meng Xianghui heard this, he agreed.

The two ate a bowl of noodles, Meng Xianghui wanted to continue to Deyun Tower, and Yang Yunyi went back.

Seeing Xu Xiao at home after returning home, he was a little surprised and asked: "There is no class today, why are you here?"

It is now early March and school has started.

After seeing Yang Yunyi, Xu Xiao hugged his waist and replied: "Today is Women's Day, the school gave our teachers a holiday!"

It was at this moment that Yang Yunyi remembered that today is Women's Day, so he will go to see his wife that night.

But at this moment, Yang Yunyi still frowned.

Seeing this, Xu Xiao asked with some doubts: "What's the matter, did something happen outside?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "How can you celebrate this festival? People say it is Women's Day. You are obviously a girl!"

When Xu Xiao heard this, the kid became happy.

She likes to be with Yang Yunyi, because Yang Yunyi will make her happy all the time.

Then she likes to be with Yang Yunyi, because every move Yang Yunyi makes makes her feel warm.

In the end, she was also willing to be with Yang Yunyi, because without Yang Yunyi, maybe she would never meet such a person again.

Yang Yunyi also told Xu Xiao an interesting story, he said: "A student in Deyun Building invited me to dinner today, and he told me an interesting story."

Xu Xiao was surprised and asked with a smile, "What's interesting!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "His family is from QQHE in Northeast China. He said that their place is very cold in winter, and the coldest time can reach minus [-] or [-] degrees. Then he likes to stick his tongue out with his boy." Go out, lick the iron railing, and your tongue freezes on the iron railing."

Xu Xiao groaned, with a look of disbelief.

"The tongue is frozen on the iron railing, how can I get it off?"

Yang Yunyi fell into deep thought, that's right, he forgot to ask Meng Xianghui how he and his boy's tongues were frozen on the iron railing, how did they get them off.

It is impossible to pull out the tongue and then splicing it back together!
This is a tongue, not wood!

Yang Yunyi was a little regretful that he didn't ask clearly at that time, otherwise it would have become a burden.

Seeing Yang Yunyi thinking, Xu Xiao smiled and said, "No matter what, his tongue is quite good at licking!"

Yang Yunyi suddenly smiled and rushed towards Xu Xiao.

"Actually, my tongue is quite good at licking!"

(End of this chapter)