I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 317 Have You Added Money (Please Subscribe)

Guo Degang's behavior is really funny.

But even though it looked like a fight on the stage, it was actually a real fight!
This is not to destroy the relationship!

Oh, it seems that they have no feelings for each other, and it is only natural for their feelings to be destroyed.

Yang Yunyi turned over and walked down the stage.

Yu Qian came back and patted Guo Degang: "Why don't you persuade me to fight!"

Guo Degang looked at Yang Yunyi in the audience and shouted: "Come back quickly, come back! We have something to talk about, don't be ashamed."

Yang Yunyi walked back with an indifferent face.

It's just that this aggressive look seems to be eating Yu Qian.

Seeing this, Guo Degang said angrily, "You still have family rules in your eyes, do you know who he is?"

Yang Yunyi pointed at Yu Qian's nose and said, "But he tore me up on stage!"

Guo Degang said again: "Do you know who he is?"

Yu Qian also said, "I am your uncle!"

Guo De just started to growl at Yu Qian: "Your uncle!"

Yu Qian wiped the saliva off his face and said, "Let's not talk about this!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Don't mention it!"

Then he said to Yang Yunyi: "You guys are crazy! What's the matter, are there any electrical rules?"

Yang Yunyi stretched out his hand angrily, exposed his wrist, pointed at his wrist and asked, "What time period is this?"

Yu Qian froze for a moment: "What time period?"

Yang Yunyi continued: "I'll just ask you what time period it is, and just take off your clothes, is that reasonable?"

The audience burst out laughing with a whoosh, your Deyunlou colorful jokes are hard to guard against!

This is a good guy, you can drive here too, the king of driving, right?
Yu Qian and Guo Degang also groaned, thinking what Yang Yunyi was going to say!

Guo Degang pulled Yang Yunyi and said, "Good boy, you mature too early."

The audience began to cry again, but they didn't know that Yang Yunyi had a girlfriend, why didn't Yang Yunyi understand!

Not to mention this life, he is also a man in two lives!

He still doesn't know about gender, he knows a lot just by watching movies.

Guo Degang continued: "It's not that I understand, he is disobedient, if he wants to leave, just leave! If he leaves, he will starve to death! If he wants to leave, we won't keep him!"

When Yu Qian heard this, he quit.

He puffed his cheeks, spit and said, "It's his business that he starves to death, but he can't go!"

Yang Yunyi was stunned by these words, and Guo Degang was also surprised.

The faces of the audience in the audience are full of curiosity, what is this called?
Guo Degang asked suspiciously, "Why is that?"

Yu Qian replied: "The mandarin jacket he wears is mine, so I can just leave like this!"

Guo Degang glanced back and said oh.

"Don't tell me, I just saw it!"

Guo Degang patted Yang Yunyi and said, "Hey, let's talk about it with fair chest."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Yu Qian.

"Why are you so flat-chested!"

Guo Degang replied: "Your wife taught me!"

The audience burst out laughing, it's better to be a small theater, which can let go of the performance, if it is in other places, there will be no such opportunity.

Yu Qian pursed his lips and said, "Fuck you!"

Guo Degang smiled and looked at Yang Yunyi.

"No, young master, I just want to ask. As soon as you leave, he will take off your mandarin jacket. You said that if you talk about cross talk, it's fine to wear a mandarin jacket, but you still wear a mandarin jacket. Why is that?"

Without even thinking about it, Yang Yunyi replied, "It's warm!"

When Guo Degang heard it, he couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Master, this day, I just entered Sanjiu!"

Yu Qian held Guo Degang back: "No, why is it March [-]th now? It's been almost two months since your Chinese New Year, and you're already March [-]th."

Note: Thirty-nine days is the nine-day period starting from the No. 19 day of the index nine-day winter solstice!

As soon as Guo De heard it, he quickly said: "Yes, yes, it is almost two months after the new year! So, young master, are you cold this day?"

Yang Yunyi said, "It's beautiful!"

Guo Degang groaned, with an expression of disbelief: "No, isn't this pretty?"

Yang Yunyi nodded: "It looks good!"

The voices of many girls in the audience echoed: "It's beautiful!"

And some people say handsome, good-looking, and handsome.

Guo Degang smiled and said to the audience: "No way, I can't save you."

Yang Yunyi patted Guo Degang's shoulder proudly: "See, the clothes hanger looks good on anything!"

Guo Degang asked the audience again: "Does he look good in this thing?"

"nice!"

"It looks good in anything!"

"That's right, he's a clothes hanger!"

Guo Degang said with a complicated face: "You can look good in this thing, look at you who have never seen the world!"

The audience laughed loudly. They thought that they had never seen the world after meeting Yang Yunyi.

And Guo Degang looked at Yang Yunyi again: "Now, let's have a question, I just want to know whose jacket you are wearing!"

Yu Qian frowned and said, "Tell me, who are you talking about!"

Yang Yunyi put his hands behind his back and didn't speak.

The audience in the audience shouted: "Master!"

Guo Degang slapped the table and cursed at the audience: "Your uncle!"

The audience all laughed stupidly, and one girl laughed out loud like a pig.

Seeing this, Yu Qian said, "You don't want to talk about this, you just ask him!"

Guo Degang said: "Son, who owns this coat!"

Yang Yunyi said nonchalantly, "You can control it!"

Guo Degang frowned, leaning on the table, a little dissatisfied.

"Speak well!"

Yu Qian also said: "Let you talk about mandarin jackets!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I'm wearing it!"

The audience shouted: "Take it off, take it off, take it off quickly!"

Yang Yunyi replied very stiffly: "No, no, you paid more!"

When this sentence was finished, the people in the audience began to throw money.

There are those who throw ten yuan, five yuan, one yuan, and the rare two yuan, and even those who throw steel coins.

At this time, Yang Yunyi stubbornly began to pick up the cloth buttons on his body.

Seeing this, Guo Degang quickly stopped Yang Yunyi: "Stop it, you can't take it off even if you pay more. If you take it off, our Deyun Building will be shut down."

Yu Qian was not happy: "Why can't I take it off!"

Guo Degang said: "The money added just now is less!"

A girl in the audience said, "Then I'll add twenty and take it off!"

Guo Degang played a hooligan this time: "I'll give you forty!"

It's nothing to listen to at first, but after listening carefully, the forty is for this girl to take off!
But just kidding, on the stage of cross talk, no one will take it seriously.

After all, those who talk about cross talk are not good people, and everyone understands it.

Furthermore, there is no size on the stage, and there are rules in the audience. If he said so in the audience, you can directly call the police and let the police arrest him.

But on stage, don't take the joke seriously.

Guo Degang turned to Yang Yunyi and said, "Tell me, whose jacket is this?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Isn't that what I'm wearing!"

Guo Degang was not happy: "It's just nonsense, is what you wear is yours?"

(End of this chapter)