I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 331 I went to Tsinghua University (for subscription)
Soon, shouts sounded on the stage.

"Teacher Sun, I love you!"

"Long time no see, Teacher Sun!"

"Teacher Sun, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!

"Ms. Sun, I like you so much."

"Sun Yue, you are the best among the fans!"

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi turned and left, but was stopped by Sun Yue.

Sun Yue asked puzzledly: "No, what are you doing?"

Yang Yunyi said with a look of resentment: "Didn't you hear, the audience is all your fans, no one called my name, I also have a status in Deyun Tower, how can I act, how to act !"

Yang Yunyi spread his hands, looking extremely helpless.

The audience started to laugh, what status do you have?

And Sun Yue also said helplessly: "Okay, okay, audience friends just haven't seen me for a long time, and they are saying hello to me!"

After speaking, he pulled Yang Yunyi to the performance position.

Yang Yunyi heheed twice and said: "I haven't seen you for a long time, so I can say that. Just now, that, that, is you. You are a big girl. Don't be ashamed. You still love him. If he has a wife, you know! Let's not You can make mistakes of principle, but you can’t love him. Who else said that you gave birth to monkeys for Mr. Sun, you are calling Mr. Sun inhuman, aren’t you? I also heard some people say that Sun Yue is the best in the show, my God Well, Aunt Yu, who is Aunt Yu?"

When Yang Yunyi was chattering, Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi hard.

Sun Yue who weighs [-] jin, it is more scary for him to push Yang Yunyi.

Yang Yunyi was pushed out directly. He looked at Sun Yue and said sadly, "You backed me, how dare you push me!"

The female audience below laughed badly, and the male audience seemed to see themselves.

It seems that my girlfriend and wife are telling me, you are yelling at me!
Do you not love me anymore, there are dogs outside.

In fact, it's just some small things, but it's still easy to cause quarrels.

Sun Yue became a little angry: "Okay, I just came back, can you tell me a cross talk for the audience friends."

Seeing Sun Yue's expression, Yang Yunyi nodded.

"Okay, let's talk about cross talk!"

The two began to officially talk about cross talk to the audience, and the gowns they wore today were also bright red, celebrating Sun Yue's return!
Yang Yunyi said: "Hello everyone, thank you for coming to Deyunlou to listen to the cross talk between my brothers. I am a cross talk actor in Deyunlou, my name is Yang Yunyi, and I am an insignificant elementary school student in the cross talk world."

Sun Yue asked, "What about me?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "You, introduce yourself! You have just come back, and I am afraid that some new audiences may not know you. If you introduce yourself, they will be more impressed!"

Sun Yue thought it made sense: "Hi everyone, I'm also a cross talk actor in Deyunlou. My name is Sun Yue. In the cross talk world, I'm also an insignificant junior high school student!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, his face became unhappy.

"Why am I a primary school student, and you are a junior high school student. Then according to what you said, I am a high school student!"

Sun Yue was also not convinced: "I am a college student!"

Yang Yunyi was even more unconvinced: "I'm a graduate student!"

Sun Yue and Yang Yunyi are already fighting, just for the last doctoral student!

In the end, Sun Yue yelled: "What's the matter, what's the matter, you don't give me face when I come back, right? Did you want to change your partner a long time ago? If you want to change your partner, you should have said it earlier, Deyunlou is so popular Little, I can’t find the funny ones!”

The audience laughed. They knew that these two people were playing tricks on the stage, and they were not really angry.

Yang Yunyi put his hips on his hips and said with a smile: "You just change partners, I never said change partners! I mean, let's not fight for such insignificant things, after all, you are not a college student!"

Sun Yue sneered and said, "Oh, according to you, you are a college student!"

Yang Yunyi had a shy face and a smile on his face.

"Hehe, hehe!"

Then he held his face and started laughing, so shameless!
The audience started whimpering, the guy was really out of breath.

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi with distaste and said, "It's almost done. Others don't know what your education background is, don't tell me I don't know it! Besides, the audience here knows it, so tell me what education background he has!"

The audience shouted: "Kindergarten education!"

"Elementary school undergraduate!"

"I didn't graduate from junior high school!"

What's even more exaggerated is that someone below shouted that he had never been to school.

Yang Yunyi's face turned dark, and he pointed to the bottom and said, "Who said I didn't go to school, I stood up, what a joke. I did not graduate from junior high school before, but after this year of continuous hard work, I was admitted to university , I am studying in this school now, you usually don’t see me talking about cross talk on stage, it’s because I went to study.”

A girl in the front row said: "Didn't you go to filming!"

Well, someone is messing things up, Yang Yunyi has a complicated expression, he's screwing himself up, right?

And the audience can't laugh anymore, they have been exposed, and you have gone to college, didn't you go to filming!
At this time, Sun Yue also said: "Why, can't the show go on?"

Yang Yunyi insisted: "Why can't I continue acting, I'm really going to college!"

After finishing speaking, he said to the girl: "Don't leave after school, I'll stop you at the school gate!"

The girl let out a cry, naturally not believing it.

If Yang Yunyi really went to block her, she would probably go crazy with joy.

Sun Yue grabbed the crazy Yang Yunyi and said, "Still blocking people, they are your parents, you are so plausible! Tell me about your going to college!"

When Yang Yunyi heard that Sun Yue wanted to ask him about going to college, he waved his hand: "Let's not talk about this matter, let's talk about it first."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Yue.

Sun Yue put his hands behind his back and smiled: "Don't stop talking, you also know that I haven't been to college, so just tell me what interesting things happened when you went to college!"

Yang Yunyi said: "There is nothing interesting, let's talk about it."

Sun Yue interrupted for the second time: "What do you mean there is nothing interesting? Then, tell me what you have learned!"

Yang Yunyi thought for a moment: "What have you learned? Let's not talk about what we have learned. Let's talk about it."

Sun Yue interrupted for the third time, and he asked with a little disdain: "You can't say anything, and you still say you went to college!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy: "But I'm really going to college!"

Sun Yue said: "Then, tell me the name of your university!"

Yang Yunyi hooked his fingers together, lowered his head and said vaguely: "Yeah, university!"

Sun Yue didn't hear clearly, not only Sun Yue didn't hear clearly, but the audience didn't hear clearly either.

Sun Yue asked: "What university?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "What are you doing, I told you!"

Sun Yue said: "But you didn't make it clear, and the audience didn't hear it clearly either!"

The audience nodded and shouted: "Yes!"

Yang Yunyi was a little annoyed at the moment: "Tsinghua University, Tsinghua University, let's do it!"

When Sun Yue was surprised, the audience off the court was even more incredible.

Tsinghua University, Yang Yunyi went?
How did he go, did he go sightseeing?

(End of this chapter)