I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 335 Mr. Li Jing is leaving
Chapter 335 Mr. Li Jing is leaving (please subscribe)
Zhang Helun took out the allegro and started to fight.
"There are so many bamboo boards, everyone listen to my praise! One praise is Deyun Tower, people are united, and brothers and sisters are like neighbors. Two praise my master Guo Degang, who is eight feet tall and cute, and his face is as dark as black. Cabbage. Three praises to the teacher, perm and dyed hair will not fall off, and the vows are like pulling wax. Four praises to my junior brother Guo Qilin, who has a rebellious spirit on the back of his head. He will definitely inherit Deyun Tower in the future. Five praises to my teacher's wife It's beautiful, the sound of people is beautiful and sweet."
"This is the seven praises. The seven praises my seniors are all good, and the talent show is the same as the rivets. The eight praises my juniors are capable of everything, but they are not professional. As for the ninth praise, it is dedicated to the audience friends. The nine praises the audience Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three goats thrive, four seasons are safe, five blessings come to the door, six and six are smooth, seven stars shine brightly, fortune comes from all directions, ninety-nine are concentric, perfect."
When Zhang Helun's performance ended, Guo Degang was all smiles.
The audience in the audience also cheered, and Zhang Helun himself was also full of oil.
Then came to the stage one by one, and finally came to Yang Yunyi.
When it was time for Yang Yunyi, Guo Degang called Yang Yunyi over.
Guo Degang said: "Everyone knows that this is the most famous crosstalk actor in our Deyun Building. His name is Yang Yunyi. He can sing, act, play and talk about crosstalk. What about you today? What are you going to do for everyone!"
Yang Yunyi thought for a while and said: "Since all the brothers and sisters have shown their talents, it would be inappropriate for me not to come. Otherwise, I will show everyone a big rebellion!"
Guo Degang and Yu Qiandu wondered, "What the hell?"
The audience in the audience applauded, they like to watch Treason!
You are not rebellious, we don't like to watch you anymore.
Yang Yunyi looked at Guo Degang and Yu Qian and said, "Master Yu, it's just what you heard!"
Guo Degang said hehe: "If you dare to say it, Yang Yi, you can go back wherever you came from!"
After hearing this, Yang Yunyi smiled.
Then he said: "Then I will give you a doggerel, please listen to it!"
Guo Degang nodded: "This is not bad!"
Yang Yunyi moistened his throat and said: "The general is born with courage and courage, with autumn waters and wild goose feathers on his waist, the wind blows the drums, the mountains and rivers move, the lightning flashes the flags, the sun and the moon are high, there is a kind of unicorn in the sky, how can the ants in the cave escape, and the peace will come. On the day of my return, I and the general took off our battle robes. In the mid-autumn autumn, the dew is thin, the pedestrians on the road are desolate, the small bridge is flowing with the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus, I am thinking about it day and night, and my heart is not peaceful. After reading the article early in the morning, I have been in the study for ten years. !"
After a pause, Yang Yunyi continued: "Three Emperors and Five Emperors of Virtue, Fame of Xiahou, Shang and Zhou Dynasties, Five Hegemons and Seven Heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period, they rose and fell in an instant, Qingshi has a few names and surnames, and Beimang has countless barren hills. It is said that dragons fight tigers. The golden mountains and bamboo shadows are thousands of years old, the clouds fly high and the water flows by itself, the jade belt of the Yangtze River floats thousands of miles away, and a silver moon rolls a golden ball. It is three thousand miles away from Hubei, and it is as close as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River. The middle reaches of the painting! Weeds and flowers are everywhere, worrying about the place, when the dragons and tigers are fighting, look up Wuyue Chu, and then look at the Liang, Tang, Jin, Han and Zhou! There are so many murders and arson, I went to the Western Paradise and asked the Buddha, and the Buddha said... I have nothing to do with it!"
Yang Yunyi procrastinated the last word "Yah" for a very long time, and performed it with a Beijing opera accent. The audience was very happy, looking at Yang Yunyi with an incredulous expression on his face.
It's really incredible that something new comes out every year!
But Guo Degang shouted: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, I wrote this doggerel!"
Yang Yunyi snorted, and said in surprise, "Master, did you write this?"
Guo Degang pointed to Yang Yunyi and said, "Good boy, yesterday I said what you were doing sneakily in my study. It turned out that you stole my doggerel! I said you still wrote doggerel, so it was mine."
Yang Yunyi was unhappy: "Master, you can't say that, right! What is yours? It's not ours. Did you only write half of this poem, and the rest are all written. This point , you have to admit it!"
Guo Degang shouted: "Fuck you, even if you don't write it out, I can continue to write it later!"
Yang Yunyi didn't speak, because he went to Lao Guo's villa yesterday and saw it in his study.
I thought it was well written, but I didn't finish it. I guess my master didn't think about it for a while, so Yang Yunyi took a picture of it with his mobile phone.
After filming it, Yang Yunyi made another decision, that is to continue writing the following.
I stayed up most of the night with Xu Xiao last night and finally finished writing.
Of course, Xu Xiao gave Yang Yunyi a lot of advice, which is indispensable.
So a person who speaks cross talk and a person who teaches Chinese can have an ideological collision, which is impossible in other industries.
Because those who talk about cross talk can't be with those who talk about cross talk, because so far, Yang Yunyi has never seen a woman talk about cross talk.
Some women love to listen to cross talk, but there really is no cross talk.
Because in the feudal era, cross talk was low-class.
And the women do the next nine fashion, there are other jobs!
Of course, no one is saying that cross talk is a low-level one now. It has been many years since the liberation of New China, and it is still a low-level one. Just kidding!
Besides, after waiting for a few years, cross talk can be noble!
Even the entertainment industry, that's amazing, superior to others.
In the end, Guo Degang didn't bother with Yang Yunyi, but after sealing the box, he asked Yang Yunyi to make up the rest, because he didn't remember it either.
Of course, before Yang Yunyi left Deyun Tower, Guo Degang also sighed.
Yang Yunyi asked: "Master, what's wrong?"
Guo Degang replied: "Li Jing is leaving too, probably in April or May. When he withdraws from the shares of Deyun Building, he will be completely separated from our Deyun Building."
Yang Yunyi nodded: "Understandable!"
Guo Degang looked up at Yang Yunyi: "What did you say?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "I can understand it. Mr. Li Jing originally planned to leave. This idea has been going on for a year or two. Now that we are in Deyun Tower, I can understand that he wants to leave."
Guo Degang sighed again and said: "Yes, I have been through wind and rain, but Li Jing is going to leave, I still feel uncomfortable! When he, I and Mr. Zhang founded Deyun Tower, he was still a half-grown boy. Now that I have to leave suddenly, I always feel empty.”
Yang Yunyi originally wanted to say, otherwise we would raise his treatment, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare to say it.
He knew how important his master valued money, and he thought that if he did this, the rules might be broken, and Yang Yunyi couldn't say anything about it.
It's just true that the one who founded Deyun Building in the first place and the one who is still in Deyun Building is Lao Guo.
This kind of mood is very complicated, like being left behind suddenly, I can only look at the eight-digit balance in the bank card, and cry bitterly!
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Helun took out the allegro and started to fight.
"There are so many bamboo boards, everyone listen to my praise! One praise is Deyun Tower, people are united, and brothers and sisters are like neighbors. Two praise my master Guo Degang, who is eight feet tall and cute, and his face is as dark as black. Cabbage. Three praises to the teacher, perm and dyed hair will not fall off, and the vows are like pulling wax. Four praises to my junior brother Guo Qilin, who has a rebellious spirit on the back of his head. He will definitely inherit Deyun Tower in the future. Five praises to my teacher's wife It's beautiful, the sound of people is beautiful and sweet."
"This is the seven praises. The seven praises my seniors are all good, and the talent show is the same as the rivets. The eight praises my juniors are capable of everything, but they are not professional. As for the ninth praise, it is dedicated to the audience friends. The nine praises the audience Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three goats thrive, four seasons are safe, five blessings come to the door, six and six are smooth, seven stars shine brightly, fortune comes from all directions, ninety-nine are concentric, perfect."
When Zhang Helun's performance ended, Guo Degang was all smiles.
The audience in the audience also cheered, and Zhang Helun himself was also full of oil.
Then came to the stage one by one, and finally came to Yang Yunyi.
When it was time for Yang Yunyi, Guo Degang called Yang Yunyi over.
Guo Degang said: "Everyone knows that this is the most famous crosstalk actor in our Deyun Building. His name is Yang Yunyi. He can sing, act, play and talk about crosstalk. What about you today? What are you going to do for everyone!"
Yang Yunyi thought for a while and said: "Since all the brothers and sisters have shown their talents, it would be inappropriate for me not to come. Otherwise, I will show everyone a big rebellion!"
Guo Degang and Yu Qiandu wondered, "What the hell?"
The audience in the audience applauded, they like to watch Treason!
You are not rebellious, we don't like to watch you anymore.
Yang Yunyi looked at Guo Degang and Yu Qian and said, "Master Yu, it's just what you heard!"
Guo Degang said hehe: "If you dare to say it, Yang Yi, you can go back wherever you came from!"
After hearing this, Yang Yunyi smiled.
Then he said: "Then I will give you a doggerel, please listen to it!"
Guo Degang nodded: "This is not bad!"
Yang Yunyi moistened his throat and said: "The general is born with courage and courage, with autumn waters and wild goose feathers on his waist, the wind blows the drums, the mountains and rivers move, the lightning flashes the flags, the sun and the moon are high, there is a kind of unicorn in the sky, how can the ants in the cave escape, and the peace will come. On the day of my return, I and the general took off our battle robes. In the mid-autumn autumn, the dew is thin, the pedestrians on the road are desolate, the small bridge is flowing with the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus, I am thinking about it day and night, and my heart is not peaceful. After reading the article early in the morning, I have been in the study for ten years. !"
After a pause, Yang Yunyi continued: "Three Emperors and Five Emperors of Virtue, Fame of Xiahou, Shang and Zhou Dynasties, Five Hegemons and Seven Heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period, they rose and fell in an instant, Qingshi has a few names and surnames, and Beimang has countless barren hills. It is said that dragons fight tigers. The golden mountains and bamboo shadows are thousands of years old, the clouds fly high and the water flows by itself, the jade belt of the Yangtze River floats thousands of miles away, and a silver moon rolls a golden ball. It is three thousand miles away from Hubei, and it is as close as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River. The middle reaches of the painting! Weeds and flowers are everywhere, worrying about the place, when the dragons and tigers are fighting, look up Wuyue Chu, and then look at the Liang, Tang, Jin, Han and Zhou! There are so many murders and arson, I went to the Western Paradise and asked the Buddha, and the Buddha said... I have nothing to do with it!"
Yang Yunyi procrastinated the last word "Yah" for a very long time, and performed it with a Beijing opera accent. The audience was very happy, looking at Yang Yunyi with an incredulous expression on his face.
It's really incredible that something new comes out every year!
But Guo Degang shouted: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, I wrote this doggerel!"
Yang Yunyi snorted, and said in surprise, "Master, did you write this?"
Guo Degang pointed to Yang Yunyi and said, "Good boy, yesterday I said what you were doing sneakily in my study. It turned out that you stole my doggerel! I said you still wrote doggerel, so it was mine."
Yang Yunyi was unhappy: "Master, you can't say that, right! What is yours? It's not ours. Did you only write half of this poem, and the rest are all written. This point , you have to admit it!"
Guo Degang shouted: "Fuck you, even if you don't write it out, I can continue to write it later!"
Yang Yunyi didn't speak, because he went to Lao Guo's villa yesterday and saw it in his study.
I thought it was well written, but I didn't finish it. I guess my master didn't think about it for a while, so Yang Yunyi took a picture of it with his mobile phone.
After filming it, Yang Yunyi made another decision, that is to continue writing the following.
I stayed up most of the night with Xu Xiao last night and finally finished writing.
Of course, Xu Xiao gave Yang Yunyi a lot of advice, which is indispensable.
So a person who speaks cross talk and a person who teaches Chinese can have an ideological collision, which is impossible in other industries.
Because those who talk about cross talk can't be with those who talk about cross talk, because so far, Yang Yunyi has never seen a woman talk about cross talk.
Some women love to listen to cross talk, but there really is no cross talk.
Because in the feudal era, cross talk was low-class.
And the women do the next nine fashion, there are other jobs!
Of course, no one is saying that cross talk is a low-level one now. It has been many years since the liberation of New China, and it is still a low-level one. Just kidding!
Besides, after waiting for a few years, cross talk can be noble!
Even the entertainment industry, that's amazing, superior to others.
In the end, Guo Degang didn't bother with Yang Yunyi, but after sealing the box, he asked Yang Yunyi to make up the rest, because he didn't remember it either.
Of course, before Yang Yunyi left Deyun Tower, Guo Degang also sighed.
Yang Yunyi asked: "Master, what's wrong?"
Guo Degang replied: "Li Jing is leaving too, probably in April or May. When he withdraws from the shares of Deyun Building, he will be completely separated from our Deyun Building."
Yang Yunyi nodded: "Understandable!"
Guo Degang looked up at Yang Yunyi: "What did you say?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "I can understand it. Mr. Li Jing originally planned to leave. This idea has been going on for a year or two. Now that we are in Deyun Tower, I can understand that he wants to leave."
Guo Degang sighed again and said: "Yes, I have been through wind and rain, but Li Jing is going to leave, I still feel uncomfortable! When he, I and Mr. Zhang founded Deyun Tower, he was still a half-grown boy. Now that I have to leave suddenly, I always feel empty.”
Yang Yunyi originally wanted to say, otherwise we would raise his treatment, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare to say it.
He knew how important his master valued money, and he thought that if he did this, the rules might be broken, and Yang Yunyi couldn't say anything about it.
It's just true that the one who founded Deyun Building in the first place and the one who is still in Deyun Building is Lao Guo.
This kind of mood is very complicated, like being left behind suddenly, I can only look at the eight-digit balance in the bank card, and cry bitterly!
(End of this chapter)
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