I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 345 Why Do I Feel Terrified (Subscribe)
Sun Yue said with a yo: "You know how to learn how to sing?"

Yang Yunyi was dissatisfied: "What kind of tone, what kind of tone are you, if you are not convinced, come and test me, you can test me even if you are talking about learning to sing!"

Seeing this, Sun Yue nodded and said, "Okay, let's come here first and say yes! If you say you can read this tongue twister, Shulaibao, Guankou, etc., you can just come here!"

Yang Yunyi said, "Then let me give you a simple tongue twister, will everyone be familiar with it?"

The audience shouted: "Yes!"

Sun Yue also said: "The audience said it's ok, then the tongue twister, you come!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Let me think about it, what is going on!"

Soon, Yang Yunyi thought of it.

"Okay, here's a familiar one, I'm starting!"

Sun Yue nodded: "Okay, let's start!"

Yang Yunyi said: "It is said that the [-] pacesetters drilled into the bed, and the artillerymen fired all at once under the bed."

The audience below burst into laughter, and Sun Yue also stopped Yang Yunyi dumbfounded.

"Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean by eight hundred pacesetters drilling into the bed? How big is this bed! There are also artillerymen firing under the bed, it's plausible!"

Yang Yunyi wondered: "Then how to say it!"

Sun Yue explained: "That is called eight hundred pacesetters running to the north slope, and the artillerymen running side by side to the north."

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue: "I know, this is a burden, you understand the burden!"

Sun Yue pointed at Yang Yunyi and said, "Look at this dead face!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said, "I'm here again!"

Sun Yue had no choice but to say, "Hurry up!"

Yang Yunyi started: "Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillerymen ran side by side to the north. The artillerymen were afraid of touching the pacesetters, and the pacesetters were afraid of touching the artillery cannons. Afraid of touching the pacesetter."

Then comes the most difficult time, most people really don't know how to do it.

Yang Yunyi also shouted to the audience below: "Come with me if you will!"

Sun Yue was speechless: "This is still interactive!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Eighty hundred, marked the soldiers, ran to the north slope, fired the soldiers and lined up the north side, ran away. The fired soldiers were afraid, the marked soldiers touched, the marked I got scared and touched the cannon. I asked, how is it?"

The audience applauded one after another, but Sun Yue stopped the audience.

"That's fine! Isn't this the easiest thing!"

Yang Yunyi began to laugh, he said: "I'll come again, red donkey and green donkey and donkey!"

Upon hearing this, Sun Yue hurriedly asked, "What is it?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "The red donkey and the green donkey and the donkey!"

Sun Yue groaned: "My God, my mind is full of donkeys now! That's called red carp and green carp and donkey!"

But Yang Yunyi proudly said: "I just asked what's wrong, I'm from a mountain city, I can't tell the difference between N and L, I'm proud, I'm proud!"

Sun Yue quickly changed the subject: "You are shameless, you can count tongue twisters! Say you can, and learn from you?"

"study?"

Sun Yue explained: "It's local dialects, operas, and popular songs. Do you know it?"

Yang Yunyi sneered and said, "I don't know the dialect, so naturally I will!"

Sun Yue said: "Then you learn a Henan dialect!"

Yang Yunyi hardly hesitated: "Kill you bastard!"

Sun Yue couldn't believe it: "Is this Henan dialect?"

Yang Yunyi let out an ah, and replied: "You are a god, you are so hard, this is not Henan dialect!"

Sun Yue confirmed again: "This is not Sichuan dialect, but Henan dialect?"

Yang Yunyi proudly said: "Sichuan people are in Henan, mountain city people are in Henan, Guizhou people are in Henan!"

The audience below can't laugh anymore, you are the only one who can talk, right?
Sun Yue was too lazy to entangle, and continued: "What about operas! I know you can popular songs, but you can sing me an opera!"

When Yang Yunyi heard the opera, he heheed twice.

"This is my strong point, the backstage guy, that is, the little black fat guy you often see waving a fan, my opera is better than him!"

Sun Yue said, "You are the only one who dares to arrange him like this on stage!"

Yang Yunyi said: "In that case, how about I sing a piece of Sichuan opera for everyone?"

When Sun Yue heard it, he couldn't believe it.

"You can also play Sichuan opera!"

Yang Yunyi looked proud: "That's natural, there are very few things I can't do."

Sun Yue said: "Then why don't you get one for the big guy? Everyone agrees, right?"

The audience nodded: "Yes, come one!"

Yang Yunyi moistened his throat and got into a mood.

He sings: "Yeeah yay yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah! Take it, perfect!"

The audience was stunned, and so was Sun Yue.

Sun Yue asked: "No, you sang it, where is it perfect?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "My way of acting, my posture, my style, I am not a famous Sichuan opera!"

Sun Yue said dumbfoundedly: "This is the worst time you have hacked Sichuan opera. If you have friends from Sichuan and Chongqing, you can scold him if you want to. It has nothing to do with me!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Just ask you, will I know?"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, yes, you know how to learn, how about being funny! You can stand up, you can be funny, oh, you are a funny, that's fine, what about double reeds?"

Yang Yunyi proudly said: "We are also masters!"

Sun Yue said in a strange way: "No, you are a master now?"

Yang Yunyi nodded: "Don't blame me, I'm also very good at making jokes. When I stand on stage, the audience will laugh."

When Sun Yue heard it, he clicked his tongue a few times: "I don't know where you got such a big face!"

Yang Yunyi chuckled: "If he doesn't smile, I'll scratch his armpit!"

The audience laughed for a moment, but they couldn't laugh or cry.

Good guy, if people don't laugh at you and scratch their armpits, you know how to make fun of them.

Yang Yunyi pointed to the audience in the audience and said: "See, they laugh even if I don't scratch their armpits. Who dares to say that I can't make fun!"

Sun Yue snorted, "You're so cheeky!"

Yang Yunyi said: "In this way, I will tell you another hilarious joke, so that I can prove that I can make everyone laugh not only in my behavior, but also in my language."

Sun Yue said: "I have a great sense of humor. If the joke you tell is not funny, I won't laugh."

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue on the shoulder: "Don't worry, it's absolutely funny!"

Sun Yue also opened his mouth and said, "Then tell me!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi started talking.

"By the way, in the dead of night, a man angrily killed his girlfriend!"

Sun Yue wondered: "How can it be so easy to tell ghost stories!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "So every night, he dreamed that his girlfriend came to ask for his life, so he couldn't sleep all night long!"

Sun Yue: "This is called guilty conscience!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "After being unable to sleep for several days, this man went to the fortune teller in the temple with his bloodshot eyes. The fortune teller told the man that it was because there was still a bloody garment at home that had not been washed. Clean. As long as the bloody clothes are washed before twelve o'clock tonight, the bad luck will be eliminated!"

Sun Yue trembled: "This is a joke, why do I feel so terrified!"

(End of this chapter)