I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 356 Partner Luan Yunping
Chapter 356 Partner Luan Yunping (for Subscription)
Yang Yunyi looked at Luan Yunping and said, "No, we, what are we talking about?"
Luan Yunping thought for a while and said, "Mr. Gao Feng and I have a cross talk that is very popular with the audience. It's called "Big Talk". Have you heard of it?"
Yang Yunyi shook his head and said, "I've never heard of it!"
Seeing this, Luan Yunping sighed helplessly.
In fact, he didn't quite understand why Yang Yunyi didn't like him, as if he had a problem with him.
To be honest, Luan Yunping was very grateful to Yang Yunyi.
If it wasn't for him back then, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to stay in Deyun Tower.
Luan Yunping is quite helpless with his attitude towards her now.
There is no way, but time can only prove that he is not a bad person.
It's just that people have positions.
Seeing this, Yu Qian also said: "Professional, I will help you delay for a few minutes and explain, you will be on stage in a few minutes, no matter what the situation is!"
Luan Yunping nodded, and then began to exchange words with Yang Yunyi.
In fact, Yang Yunyi was joking. Of course, he had seen this cross talk, but he didn't want to partner with Luan Yunping.
When Yang Yunyi was able to match up, Luan Yunping realized that Yang Yunyi just didn't like her and didn't want to partner with her.
But now that he is forced to this point, there is nothing he can do.
The two of them had to stand up, Guo Degang couldn't perform, and now the two apprentices had to stand up, this is the obligation of being an apprentice.
Soon, after Yu Qian went up to explain, the audience also understood.
It was Yu Qian who said that something happened to Mr. Guo's family, and the audience thought that a relative had passed away, otherwise they wouldn't cry on the stage!
So it's understandable, even though it's a pity.
But soon, Yu Qian spoke again.
"Although Lao Guo and I cannot perform for you on stage, in order to make up for your regrets, we will invite Yang Yunyi and Luan Yunping to perform for you this time."
The audience in the audience applauded one after another, and some were surprised and whispered.
"Yang Yunyi and Luan Yunping have never been on stage together, let alone I'm looking forward to it."
"Isn't Yang Yunyi filming in Hengdian? When did you come back?"
"It's Lao Guo's birthday today, so it's only natural for him to come back!"
It seems to be such a truth, when the master passes away, the apprentice will naturally have to come back.
Soon, at Yu Qian's call, Yang Yunyi and Luan Yunping took the stage.
However, none of them were wearing coats today. Luan Yunping was wearing a suit, while Yang Yunyi was wearing casual clothes. Everyone understood that they were pulled up temporarily to make up the numbers.
But even if it's just a matter of making up the numbers, for Yang Yunyi and for the audience, it's something to watch.
After Yang Yunyi came up, he and Luan Yunping bowed to the audience.
After Yang Yunyi took the stage, he said to the audience: "Everyone can see that the two of us were pulled up temporarily to put on top bags, and we didn't even have time to change our clothes!"
Luan Yunping didn't expect Yang Yunyi to say it directly, but he still reacted quickly.
"Yes, Master has something to do!"
Yang Yunyi said: "It's not that there is something wrong, it's my master, my master, woo woo woo!"
Yang Yunyi suddenly sobbed and was about to wipe away his tears.
After all, Luan Yunping was not Sun Yue, so the cooperation with Yang Yunyi was terrible.
But Luan Yunping was not bad either, so she groaned, "Master, what's wrong with our master?"
Yang Yunyi whimpered and said, "Master, Master has hemorrhoids in his ass!"
The audience let out an ah, and burst into laughter instantly. Teacher Guo was on stage just now, and he had hemorrhoids, no wonder he looked like he was dying.
Guo Degang had already returned to the office, and Yu Qian still had to keep an eye on the venue.
When Yang Yunyi said that Guo Degang had hemorrhoids, he was instantly happy.
He couldn't help but said: "This kid still knows how to play!"
This can be regarded as Guo Degang's inability to perform today, so he explained it, which is much better than Yu Qian's explanation.
Luan Yunping also reacted, and ouched again.
"It turns out I have hemorrhoids. If you don't know, you may think that our master went there!"
Yang Yunyi asked back, "Where did it go?"
Luan Yunping replied: "That's it, let's go there!"
After speaking, he pointed to the sky.
Yang Yunyi didn't care about it, and continued to look at the audience: "Today, he and I will talk about a cross talk for everyone. I, everyone should know me! It doesn't matter whether you know me or not. Let me introduce myself. I His name is Yang Yunyi, and he is an actor, oh, a cross talk actor."
When he said this, Yang Yunyi laughed.
The audience also shouted, after becoming an actor, they don't recognize themselves as cross talk actors, right?
Luan Yunping said: "Everyone knows!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "The one standing next to me is Luan Yunping, and he is my younger brother."
Luan Yunping nodded: "That's right, I'm his junior!"
Yang Yunyi said: "This corpse brother loved to talk about cross talk before he was alive!"
Luan Yunping hurriedly interrupted: "No, I also like to talk about cross talk now!"
Soon, Luan Yunping came to her senses.
The corpse you mentioned is the corpse of a corpse!
Yang Yunyi asked back: "Isn't it?"
Luan Yunping said indignantly, "Of course not, he's the brother's brother!"
Yang Yunyi said: "It doesn't matter, he is my younger brother, and our masters are all Mr. Guo Degang Guo. In this way, with your IQ, you should understand it!"
The audience looked disgusted again, and cried out again.
Who doesn't understand, such a simple thing.
Luan Yunping said: "No, is this difficult to understand?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I know, everyone knows Luan Yunping very well. He is no longer a cross talk actor.":
Luan Yunping was a little dazed, Yang Yunyi and herself were against each other in the audience, and this was not the case!
What does he want to do, to test himself?
Luan Yunping had no choice but to continue to answer.
"I'm not a cross talk actor anymore, so what should I do?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Now that Luan Yunping is in politics, you don't know about it! He is now in charge of the performances of all the actors in Deyun Building, and all the brothers and sisters affectionately call him the chief manager!"
The audience laughed, Chief Ouchi, eunuch, right?
Luan Yunping quickly waved her hand and said, "If there is no such thing as Da Nei, I will be in charge and manage the performance. This is also Master's favor!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, his status is different now. Whether I can perform or not depends entirely on his mood. He has great power now, and he is lawless."
Luan Yunping frowned: "Lawless, it doesn't seem like a good word!"
Yang Yunyi said: "This is not very important. After all, we all know that in Deyun Tower, he is now above one person and under ten thousand people!"
The audience didn't understand, was this a slip of the tongue, or was it throwing a burden?
Luan Yunping replied: "What does it mean to be above one person and below ten thousand people? That is called being below one person and above ten thousand people!"
Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice: "Dear audience friends, you heard it, he said it himself, one person is under ten thousand, his status is amazing!"
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yunyi looked at Luan Yunping and said, "No, we, what are we talking about?"
Luan Yunping thought for a while and said, "Mr. Gao Feng and I have a cross talk that is very popular with the audience. It's called "Big Talk". Have you heard of it?"
Yang Yunyi shook his head and said, "I've never heard of it!"
Seeing this, Luan Yunping sighed helplessly.
In fact, he didn't quite understand why Yang Yunyi didn't like him, as if he had a problem with him.
To be honest, Luan Yunping was very grateful to Yang Yunyi.
If it wasn't for him back then, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to stay in Deyun Tower.
Luan Yunping is quite helpless with his attitude towards her now.
There is no way, but time can only prove that he is not a bad person.
It's just that people have positions.
Seeing this, Yu Qian also said: "Professional, I will help you delay for a few minutes and explain, you will be on stage in a few minutes, no matter what the situation is!"
Luan Yunping nodded, and then began to exchange words with Yang Yunyi.
In fact, Yang Yunyi was joking. Of course, he had seen this cross talk, but he didn't want to partner with Luan Yunping.
When Yang Yunyi was able to match up, Luan Yunping realized that Yang Yunyi just didn't like her and didn't want to partner with her.
But now that he is forced to this point, there is nothing he can do.
The two of them had to stand up, Guo Degang couldn't perform, and now the two apprentices had to stand up, this is the obligation of being an apprentice.
Soon, after Yu Qian went up to explain, the audience also understood.
It was Yu Qian who said that something happened to Mr. Guo's family, and the audience thought that a relative had passed away, otherwise they wouldn't cry on the stage!
So it's understandable, even though it's a pity.
But soon, Yu Qian spoke again.
"Although Lao Guo and I cannot perform for you on stage, in order to make up for your regrets, we will invite Yang Yunyi and Luan Yunping to perform for you this time."
The audience in the audience applauded one after another, and some were surprised and whispered.
"Yang Yunyi and Luan Yunping have never been on stage together, let alone I'm looking forward to it."
"Isn't Yang Yunyi filming in Hengdian? When did you come back?"
"It's Lao Guo's birthday today, so it's only natural for him to come back!"
It seems to be such a truth, when the master passes away, the apprentice will naturally have to come back.
Soon, at Yu Qian's call, Yang Yunyi and Luan Yunping took the stage.
However, none of them were wearing coats today. Luan Yunping was wearing a suit, while Yang Yunyi was wearing casual clothes. Everyone understood that they were pulled up temporarily to make up the numbers.
But even if it's just a matter of making up the numbers, for Yang Yunyi and for the audience, it's something to watch.
After Yang Yunyi came up, he and Luan Yunping bowed to the audience.
After Yang Yunyi took the stage, he said to the audience: "Everyone can see that the two of us were pulled up temporarily to put on top bags, and we didn't even have time to change our clothes!"
Luan Yunping didn't expect Yang Yunyi to say it directly, but he still reacted quickly.
"Yes, Master has something to do!"
Yang Yunyi said: "It's not that there is something wrong, it's my master, my master, woo woo woo!"
Yang Yunyi suddenly sobbed and was about to wipe away his tears.
After all, Luan Yunping was not Sun Yue, so the cooperation with Yang Yunyi was terrible.
But Luan Yunping was not bad either, so she groaned, "Master, what's wrong with our master?"
Yang Yunyi whimpered and said, "Master, Master has hemorrhoids in his ass!"
The audience let out an ah, and burst into laughter instantly. Teacher Guo was on stage just now, and he had hemorrhoids, no wonder he looked like he was dying.
Guo Degang had already returned to the office, and Yu Qian still had to keep an eye on the venue.
When Yang Yunyi said that Guo Degang had hemorrhoids, he was instantly happy.
He couldn't help but said: "This kid still knows how to play!"
This can be regarded as Guo Degang's inability to perform today, so he explained it, which is much better than Yu Qian's explanation.
Luan Yunping also reacted, and ouched again.
"It turns out I have hemorrhoids. If you don't know, you may think that our master went there!"
Yang Yunyi asked back, "Where did it go?"
Luan Yunping replied: "That's it, let's go there!"
After speaking, he pointed to the sky.
Yang Yunyi didn't care about it, and continued to look at the audience: "Today, he and I will talk about a cross talk for everyone. I, everyone should know me! It doesn't matter whether you know me or not. Let me introduce myself. I His name is Yang Yunyi, and he is an actor, oh, a cross talk actor."
When he said this, Yang Yunyi laughed.
The audience also shouted, after becoming an actor, they don't recognize themselves as cross talk actors, right?
Luan Yunping said: "Everyone knows!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "The one standing next to me is Luan Yunping, and he is my younger brother."
Luan Yunping nodded: "That's right, I'm his junior!"
Yang Yunyi said: "This corpse brother loved to talk about cross talk before he was alive!"
Luan Yunping hurriedly interrupted: "No, I also like to talk about cross talk now!"
Soon, Luan Yunping came to her senses.
The corpse you mentioned is the corpse of a corpse!
Yang Yunyi asked back: "Isn't it?"
Luan Yunping said indignantly, "Of course not, he's the brother's brother!"
Yang Yunyi said: "It doesn't matter, he is my younger brother, and our masters are all Mr. Guo Degang Guo. In this way, with your IQ, you should understand it!"
The audience looked disgusted again, and cried out again.
Who doesn't understand, such a simple thing.
Luan Yunping said: "No, is this difficult to understand?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I know, everyone knows Luan Yunping very well. He is no longer a cross talk actor.":
Luan Yunping was a little dazed, Yang Yunyi and herself were against each other in the audience, and this was not the case!
What does he want to do, to test himself?
Luan Yunping had no choice but to continue to answer.
"I'm not a cross talk actor anymore, so what should I do?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Now that Luan Yunping is in politics, you don't know about it! He is now in charge of the performances of all the actors in Deyun Building, and all the brothers and sisters affectionately call him the chief manager!"
The audience laughed, Chief Ouchi, eunuch, right?
Luan Yunping quickly waved her hand and said, "If there is no such thing as Da Nei, I will be in charge and manage the performance. This is also Master's favor!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, his status is different now. Whether I can perform or not depends entirely on his mood. He has great power now, and he is lawless."
Luan Yunping frowned: "Lawless, it doesn't seem like a good word!"
Yang Yunyi said: "This is not very important. After all, we all know that in Deyun Tower, he is now above one person and under ten thousand people!"
The audience didn't understand, was this a slip of the tongue, or was it throwing a burden?
Luan Yunping replied: "What does it mean to be above one person and below ten thousand people? That is called being below one person and above ten thousand people!"
Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice: "Dear audience friends, you heard it, he said it himself, one person is under ten thousand, his status is amazing!"
(End of this chapter)
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