I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 358 A country with a desert near the sea (subscribe)

Yang Yunyi folded his hands and said, "Of course I did!"

Luan Yunping asked, "Then which school are you from?"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he naturally couldn't say that he was from Tsinghua University anymore. Isn't this revealing!

Regarding this, he was about to speak, but the people in the audience spoke for him.

"He's also from Tsinghua University!"

After the audience finished speaking, they laughed.

Yang Yunyi looked helplessly at the audience.

He didn't expect that the audience in the audience would smash himself up, well, now he is also from Tsinghua University.

Luan Yunping looked surprised: "No, you are also from Tsinghua University? I have never heard that besides me, we have Tsinghua University in Deyun Building."

At this moment, Luan Yunping also reacted immediately, and began to fight against Yang Yunyi.

Yang Yunyi laughed and said, "You heard me wrong, I am not from Tsinghua University! What they are talking about is Xinhua University, Xinhua, not Tsinghua University!"

Luan Yunping was stunned: "No, why haven't I heard of this university!"

Yang Yunyi said: "You haven't heard of it, it's a very normal thing, because Xinhua University is a foreign university!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, this person is going to be lawless, right?
Now that I directly say that I graduated from a foreign university, no one will come out to crack down on fakes!

Luan Yunping looked surprised: "So you are still a returnee?"

Yang Yunyi was surprised and said: "Sea turtle, what kind of turtle? Why am I a turtle? I'm a bastard, right?"

Luan Yunping explained: "Returnees, returnees from overseas, haven't you heard of it?"

Speaking of this, Luan Yunping looked suspicious.

Yang Yunyi said: "You can say that, but under normal circumstances, we don't say that about ourselves."

Luan Yunping asked: "Then how do you call yourself under normal circumstances?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "We usually call ourselves returnees?"

The audience wants to ask at this moment, what is it?

Luan Yunping was stunned: "The returnee?"

Yang Yunyi let out a sigh: "That's right, it means returning from school, so it's called a returnee!"

Luan Yunping sighed: "Understood, I understand. It is the Xinhua University you mentioned. Where is it? Why have I never heard of this school?"

Yang Yunyi really made it up this time, Luan Yunping is better, as long as he has a bit of flair, just follow him.

Yang Yunyi hardly thought about it, so he blurted out.

"In the Republic of Mauritius!"

Some viewers wondered why they hadn't heard of this republic, could it be bragging or joking?

And Luan Yunping understood again: "The Republic of Mauritius, it sounds like it's in Africa, right?"

When Yang Yunyi heard that Luan Yunping had made up for him, he immediately nodded and said something.

"Hey, you're right, it's in Africa!"

Luan Yunping said: "But the Republic of Mauritius has a Xinhua University, why does it sound so outrageous!"

Yang Yunyi said: "It's not outrageous, it's just that few people know about this country. The population is not large, just over 300 million people. It's very hot there! But this school is also one of the top [-] universities in the world. Just a little bit worse."

Luan Yunping said again: "Hey, it's still a world-renowned university! But I can understand that universities in Africa are worse than many in China. It's not a big deal, but it's a world-renowned university, and everyone should know about it!"

As soon as these words came out, Yang Yunyi didn't like to hear them very much.

It's almost done, when it comes to cross talk, you have to force yourself to death, right?
I know the ghostly Republic of Mauritius, isn't Deng Chao saying that he is the prince of the Republic of Mauritius in his movie, "The Breakup Master"?

From the very beginning, Yang Yunyi planned to talk about other schools in China.

As a result, the audience said that he also graduated from Tsinghua University, which made Yang Yunyi unable to hug him anymore.

At this moment, Yang Yunyi took a deep breath.

He looked at Luan Yunping and said, "There are so many famous schools in the world, you can't know all of them! For example, you know that the number one mountain in the world is Mount Everest, but do you know what the second mountain is?"

Luan Yunping said: "Kogori!"

Yang Yunyi was taken aback for a moment, and said in surprise, "You know that too!"

Luan Yunping said cheerfully: "Of course I know. This K2 peak is called K8611 by western climbers. It is 2004 meters above sea level and is located on the border between my country and Pakistan in the Karakorum Mountains. Our country's XZ mountaineering expedition team in 7 Successfully climbed to the summit on July 27, [-]. Located on the border between China and Pakistan, it is the main peak of the Karakoram Mountains, second only to "

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Yang Yunyi.

Yang Yunyi said: "Okay, okay, you are so good, what is the fourth mountain?"

Luan Yunping said: "Of course it is Lhotse. Lhotse is located 3 kilometers south of Mount Everest, with an altitude of 8516 meters."

Yang Yunyi looked shocked, really shocked, he didn't expect that Luan Yunping really knew.

It seems that this Tsinghua University graduate really has two brushes!

This couldn't help him, if he said the next mountain peak, he would answer it, wouldn't it be a slap in the face for him!
And the audience was also very surprised that Luan Yunping could really say it.

Some people also thought that they got the script right, that's why Luan Yunping was so clear.

Yang Yunyi had to prove something for Luan Yunping, there was indeed something.

Graduated from Tsinghua University, even if graduated from the Academy of Fine Arts, but Tsinghua is Tsinghua. With the word Tsinghua, it is not easy to find a job!
Yang Yunyi said: "Then do you know what the world's number one prestigious school is?"

At this moment, Luan Yunping collapsed.

He shook his head and said, "I really don't know. Could it be that this is your school?"

Yang Yunyi did not answer, but continued to ask: "What about 91!"

Luan Yunping still put on her head and said: "I don't know about this, tell me, are you from this school?"

Seeing Luan Yunping nodding his head, Yang Yunyi let out a sigh of relief.

"Hey, that's right, I'm from this school."

Luan Yunping gave a thumbs up: "It's really amazing, but I'm curious, what kind of country is the Republic of Mauritius?"

Yang Yunyi said: "The Republic of Mauritius is a desert oasis country, close to the sea!"

Luan Yunping said, "The desert is still close to the sea!"

Yang Yunyi said: "This is the charm of the Republic of Mauritius, and it is also the reason why I went to study here. In their country, their prince and I are good friends!"

Luan Yunping yelled again: "You and their prince still know each other!"

The audience listened to the two people on the stage, and the more they talked, the more outrageous they became. Is there no one to control the two people who are talking nonsense!

To be precise, Yang Yunyi was talking nonsense all by himself, while Luan Yunping was just following the conversation and leading the plot to continue.

And Yang Yunyi has already said this, so it is natural to make mistakes!
"Yes, their prince and I are still good friends!"

(End of this chapter)