I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 379 My master is kind to me (please subscribe)
Yang Yunyi said: "Impossible, Guo Qilin is my brother, he is almost grown up by me, how can I say him! You just wronged me, it makes me very dissatisfied!"

Sun Yue said disdainfully: "Guo Qilin, your master's son, you insist that he is my senior brother's son, did you say that?"

Yang Yunyi was taken aback for a moment, and the audience laughed.

This is Yang Yunyi's classic meme. He likes to say that Guo Qilin is Yu Qian's son, and the audience really knows it.

Many times, Guo Qilin even believed it.

Once, the other crosstalk actors in Deyunlou, let alone other actors, just Zhang Helun said that Guo Qilin ran to Teacher Yu Qian's house crying and shouting in the middle of the night.

Facing Teacher Yu Qian and Teacher Bai, he knelt down, crying and calling his parents, as if Guo Qilin was beaten up by Guo Degang that time.

The audience, I don't know too well, anyway, that's what it means.

Yang Yunyi laughed a little embarrassedly, and said, "It seems that there is such a thing, but I can explain it."

Sun Yue stretched out: "All right, all right, you explain, you explain to me!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Isn't this just a stalk, I also told Guo Qilin later. When Teacher Yu and your father met, you already had you."

When Sun Yue heard it, he instantly felt something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, why do I sound like you said that Guo Qilin was born by my senior brother!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he also found an opportunity.

"Look, the rumors are spread by people like you. Teacher Yu is a man, how can he have children!"

Sun Yue nodded: "It's the same reason, but you still spread rumors that Guo Qilin fell in love when he was in school, saying that he fell in love when he was in elementary school!"

Yang Yunyi felt a little embarrassed about this.

"Well, I can explain it. Guo Qilin has a girl he likes at school, Zhuge Steel, this girl."

Before the words were finished, Sun Yue could no longer listen.

"Zhuge Steel, listen, is this a person's name? It's a girl's name, you made it up!"

Yang Yunyi looked dissatisfied: "You just listen to me, you interrupt me every time, chirping, chirping, chirping, can you let me finish!"

Seeing this, Sun Yue said, "Okay, tell me!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "It's that Zhuge Iron and Steel, the girl's name. Later, my master found out that my master is rich, so he said to Zhuge Iron and Steel, your name is Zhuge Iron and Steel, right? The family is a cattle breeder and a farmer. Sheep, right? Poor girls like you are not worthy of my son, so I will give you 50 yuan, and you leave my son!"

Sun Yue let out a sigh: "I really don't know this, what happened after that?"

The audience has never heard of this burden, and they don't know where Yang Yunyi got it.

They were full of expectations, watching Yang Yunyi make up next.

Yang Yunyi looked at the expressions of the audience, and said, "Don't you believe it, the girl took 50 and left immediately. This also made my master look down on her even more. After all, 50 is nothing to my master. 500 Ten thousand, fifty million, five hundred million, five billion."

Sun Yue shouted: "Restrain yourself, you have exposed your master's family background."

Yang Yunyi expressed his understanding: "Anyway, my master gave the girl 50 yuan, and she left Guo Qilin. Everyone, do you have no structure for such a person? If she stays and becomes my master's daughter-in-law In the future, will all my master’s money be given to Guo Qilin, and even Deyun Tower will belong to Guo Qilin, right?”

The audience shouted, "Yes!"

"That's right, this girl has no style!"

Sun Yue sneered and said, "Well, they believe you again!"

At this time, the audience came to their senses again, why was this guy caught in him again, he was obviously throwing out the burden!
Yang Yunyi said: "I am sincere, and the audience friends are also sincere, believe me, it is normal!"

Sun Yue said: "Okay, okay, you are sincere, what will happen next?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Later, the girl left the imperial capital with 50 yuan and went back to Inner Mongolia. Their family is from Inner Mongolia."

Sun Yue shook his head: "No, I'm just asking how Guo Qilin is doing. His girlfriend abandoned him for 50 yuan. He must be very sad!"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "Isn't that right, Guo Qilin asked my master after he came back, he said Dad, where is my girlfriend?"

Sun Yue said: "What did Teacher Guo say?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "My master said to Guo Qilin earnestly, son, this girl is not good enough for you. I gave her 50 yuan, and she left. Such a person has no structure at all, how can he enter my Guo family?" door."

Sun Yue said: "That's right, if you sell love for 50, there is really no pattern!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "No way, Guo Qilin told my master, but their family has [-] cows and [-] sheep, and they are a big farmer in Inner Mongolia!"

Sun Yue was shocked, and the audience below also wowed.

Sun Yue said, "How much can you sell these two thousand cows and two thousand sheep?"

Yang Yunyi said: "It's only tens of millions! But they still have thousands of chickens and ducks, and then hundreds of dogs. Anyway, they are the ones with rich families."

At this time, a female audience member in the front row asked, "What did Teacher Guo say, do you really regret it?"

Yang Yunyi laughed and said: "What I said just now is all jokes, you really believe it!"

The female audience looked at Yang Yunyi angrily, and if she had a mineral water bottle in her hand, she would throw it at him.

But although there is no mineral water bottle, this female audience can insult Yang Yunyi.

"Silly dog, I'll beat you!"

Yep, that female audience member from before is her again!

It seems that the legs are very sharp, and I really dare to hit someone.

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi and rolled his eyes.

"So you are really telling a joke!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and said: "How can it be, afterward, my master told Guo Qilin that she hadn't gone far, hurry up and chase her back, the two families can be regarded as a strong alliance!"

Sun Yue asked curiously: "What happened next?"

Yang Yunyi regretted: "I don't even know where that girl rode from. I guess she got on the train!"

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Fuck you, ride the train, how did you say it?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, you said that I spread rumors about Guo Qilin's relationship. It's nonsense. I don't admit it!"

When Sun Yue heard that Yang Yunyi did not admit this, he had another idea.

"Yes, yes, you did not spread rumors about Guo Qilin, but you have been spreading rumors about your master Guo Degang, Mr. Guo. Believe this, you have no choice but to admit it!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he disagreed even more.

"Mr. Sun, you are talking nonsense. My master, my master is kind to me, how could I spread rumors about my master!"

(End of this chapter)