I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 392 I Eat A Grape (Subscribe)
Yang Yunyi said slyly: "It is said that after Wu Song killed Ximen Qing in the Lion House, Pan Jinlian knew that disaster was imminent, so she hurried out of the house to escape for her life."

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, there is such a thing! It's written in the Water Margin, Wu Song's bloody battle against the Lion House!"

Yang Yunyi let out a sigh: "Then Pan Jinlian came to Cross Street, this prodigal hoof was hesitant, where could he escape? She thought, this disaster was all caused by Ximen Qing, Ximen was unlucky, so she went to Escape through the east gate."

Sun Yue snorted: "I've never heard of this!"

Not to mention that Sun Yue has never heard of it, nor have the audience, and they all look forward to the following story.

As for Yu Qian and Guo Degang behind, there are other comedians who are also wondering where Yang Yunyi found the story.

Yang Yunyi continued: "You're right if you haven't heard of it, so Pan Jinlian started running all the way to the east, and finally found that there was no way to go, so she had to cross the ocean, go east to Fusang, and temporarily shelter on a small island. Coincidentally, the child in her womb was born early after such a toss, and now this woman is in trouble, is this child Ximen Qing's or Wu Dalang's? Even she can't tell."

Sun Yue said: "When the time comes, let's see what happens when the child is born. Whoever the child looks like is the child of that child!"

The audience nodded, agreeing with Sun Yue's statement.

In fact, it is not low, because the child is facing the uncle, this sentence is not just talking.

Furthermore, it depends on a man to have a child, but it is not certain to have a boy or a girl.

As for the height, it must be in the genes of the mother.

But ordinary people, certainly don't understand!

Yang Yunyi said again: "It is said that after these few years, the child grows thin and short, and Pan Jinlian knows that this is Wu Dalang's seed, but what should I name the child? Let's call it Taro."

The audience laughed, Taro, you don’t know Watermelon Taro, do you?
When Sun Yue heard it, he looked puzzled: "Is this what you said? It's too casual!"

Yang Yunyi was not happy: "If you look like this, I don't believe you. You should know that there are people named Taro, Jiro, and Ichiro in this country, but never Dalang. Why? It's because Wu Dalang is their ancestor. Look, people talk more about it." Filial piety."

The audience burst into laughter again, and Yu Qian and Guo Degang backstage were also full of smiles, and even laughed out loud.

It's just that they restrained themselves quickly. After all, if the news got out, Yang Yunyi could take the blame alone.

Sun Yue also smiled and said: "Don't say it, I really think it makes sense when you say that!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "What makes sense? This is the fact. Ben Ziguo's figure is caused by Wu Dalang's genetics. Otherwise, why do you think it is like this!"

Sun Yue agreed: "All right, all right, keep talking!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Pan Jinlian's mother and son live on the island. You know what kind of person Pan Jinlian is. I couldn't help being lonely, so I made up my son's idea. Finally, the mother and son became a good thing. The nearby fish The people on the boat learned about this and accused them one after another. The woman cursed in Shandong dialect: "My son Taiyang is her own, not someone else's. It's none of your business. "

Sun Yue burst out laughing.

As for the audience, they don't know whether to laugh or not.

But in the end I couldn't bear it anymore, what the hell is Yang Yunyi talking about, rubbish, it's not funny at all, hahahaha!

Sun Yue restrained his smile and continued to ask: "What happened later!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "So, in the end, the big guys called their mother and son "Benziren". With this, the two of them have more and more children. At this time, Taro thought: Since they live on the island , why don’t I form a country and live the addiction of being emperor?”

Sun Yue was surprised: "Don't say it, this Taro has a lot of ideas!"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's not true, but if there is a country, there must be a national flag. When Pan Jinlian heard this, she said: "My husband and son, your father sells cooking cakes, so just draw a cooking cake on the quilt"! Thus, the national flag came into existence. For the good luck of the old martial arts family, four large characters were specially written on the flag: "Fortune of martial arts lasts forever."

Sun Yue laughed again, and the audience understood.

Good guy, if this person hears about you, it will be strange if they don't try their best to find you.

The laughter never stopped since Yang Yunyi started talking.

Sun Yue said: "Where did you see this?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Don't worry about where I saw it. I not only went to the hot spring this time, but also ate their sashimi. Do you know how the sashimi came from?"

When Sun Yue heard this, he quickly shook his head.

"I don't know, tell me!"

The audience looked forward again, looking forward to what Yang Yunyi would say next.

Yang Yunyi said: "Actually, Wu Dalang didn't die back then! He had already fled at that time, knowing that Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing were going to poison him, so he also ran to the east gate."

Sun Yue let out a sigh: "Is there such a thing?"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's not true. At that time, Wu Dalang came to the sea with a boat. You also know that it took about a month or two to go to Fusang. Wu Dalang had no choice. He drank rainwater when he was thirsty, and fished raw fish for food when he was hungry. And so sashimi was born."

Sun Yue yelled again: "So that's what happened!

Audiences who are familiar with history naturally know that Yang Yunyi is talking nonsense.

Because their sashimi is too early, more than 300 years earlier than the Tang Dynasty.

But this is cross talk after all, isn't it a fool to be serious!

At this time, Yang Yunyi spoke again: "If I say these things, I can understand them, but when I go to Benzi Country this time, there are some things that I really don't understand."

Sun Yue wondered: "Based on your knowledge, is there anything you don't understand?"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's not it, that is to say, they have a delicacy, it's that kind of virgin, that is, a clean girl strips off, and then puts vegetables on her body for customers to eat."

Sun Yue's eyes lit up: "There are such dishes!"

Yang Yunyi said: "No, I will stand up and criticize them then!"

Sun Yue was very puzzled by this: "How did you criticize it!"

Yang Yunyi said righteously: "Of course I criticized with my mouth, so I didn't even have chopsticks, so I ate vegetables with my mouth, and ended up with a grape."

Sun Yue said, "Where did you get the grapes?"

At this time, the audience was stunned, grapes, where did the grapes come from? "

Suddenly, they understood.

Many girls blushed and secretly called Yang Yunyi a stinky hooligan.

As for the male audience, he looked curious, what's next?

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with a half-smile, and Sun Yue couldn't help but pooh.

He pointed at Yang Yunyi and said dumbfoundedly: "This is also in a small theater, and you are a star, can you pay attention to your behavior and words!"

If ordinary people say this, they will definitely be blasted.

But Yang Yunyi is both a star and a cross talk actor, and if a cross talk actor makes some colorful jokes, it seems that no one will say that it is wrong!

(End of this chapter)