I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 423
Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "How are you talking!"

Yang Yunyi laughed and said, "Just kidding, Mr. Sun Yue's flattering skills are still better than orangutans!"

Sun Yue was quite satisfied with these words, but he felt that they were not so powerful.

Yang Yunyi continued: "But speaking of it, I am really honored to meet Mr. Sun. If I hadn't met Mr. Sun, I might have become a top cross talk master."

Sun Yue was taken aback, and he said cheerfully, "No, so I'm delaying you, right?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head: "I can't say that you delayed me, after all, there are always many stumbling blocks on the road to success, we have to get used to it!"

Sun Yue is numb, what does this person mean!

The audience is also happy, Sun Yue is a stumbling block.

Sun Yue said: "Is it okay? I have become a stumbling block."

Yang Yunyi said: "Maybe you don't know, my master and I went to see orangutans at the first stop, and then we went to see elephants at the second stop. I think everyone knows that before Sun Yue talked about cross talk, he raised elephants in the zoo." .”

Sun Yue hummed: "What's wrong with raising elephants? Raising elephants is a profession. I don't think I'm inferior just because I raise elephants."

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, that's right, but everyone doesn't know about it! Teacher Sun raises an elephant, he eats half of it for himself and gives the elephant half of it. Do you think this is a human thing?"

The audience looked at Sun Yue strangely, and Chang Yuan said, "I can prove it!"

What Chang Yuan said backstage, the audience naturally couldn't hear it, but other comedians were wondering, how do you prove it, did you break up?

In fact, no, Chang Yuan is just talking nonsense, he didn't do anything, and he proves, proves that there is something wrong with his brain, right?
Sun Yue said: "It's nothing, don't talk nonsense!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "I went to Teacher Sun's house for the first time. You know the iron basin used to wash your face. Teacher Sun used the basin to eat. I asked Sun Yue's parents at that time, and I said uncle and aunt. I am a senior, but his parents still call him uncle and aunt, so I asked them, saying uncle and aunt, does Teacher Sun always eat like this?"

Sun Yue sneered softly: "You continue!"

Yang Yunyi said casually: "Do you know how my uncle and aunt replied to me, saying that Mr. Sun is smart since he was a child!"

At this time, the audience was stunned, the bull's head was wrong!

Sun Yue also asked: "No, you asked my parents why I eat so much, why did my parents answer that I was smart since I was a child!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I was wondering too, so I asked, uncles and aunts, no, I asked Teacher Sun why he can eat so much!"

Sun Yue asked curiously: "So how did my parents reply?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun's parents still replied, this child is smart since he was a child. I was stunned, this family is really strange. When Teacher Sun went to add food, his father said, Just say Mr. Sun, he could eat when he was very young, because he was too good to eat, and the family couldn’t afford it, so he was thrown to Xizhimen. But if you said it’s miraculous, he just found it coming."

Sun Yue let out a hey: "You are here waiting for me, feeling!"

The audience laughed loudly. It turned out that they went around in a circle and were waiting here!
No wonder I was smart since I was a child, so that's where the smartness lies!
Yang Yunyi said: "There is no way, the old couple thought, since they are all back, and they are their own, so let's raise them! I didn't expect Teacher Sun to be able to eat more as he grew up. Not long after I entered Deyun Building, Teacher Sun Aren't you married?"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, married!"

When he said this, Sun Yue scratched his head in embarrassment.

Yang Yunyi said: "At that time, Mr. Sun and I were partners. I also managed part of his marriage."

Sun Yue agreed: "Yes, I have to thank you for this!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Here comes the important point. At that time, Teacher Sun asked me to send invitation letters to his relatives and friends, and prepared to invite a large group of people. What are the three religions and nine streams, five schools and six schools, what are non-mainstream, I used to play Good burial family, come here!"

Sun Yue was a little embarrassed and said: "Yes, I did it when I was young!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "At that time, after Mr. Sun reported his names, I wrote them one by one. The wedding was held at Mr. Yu's hotel, because Mr. Sun was Mr. Yu's younger brother. I remember the cost at that time. Twice the original price!"

Sun Yue: "Well, twice?"

Yang Yunyi nodded and said, "That's right, Teacher Sun, don't you know! You got married in the teacher's hotel, and the cost was twice the budget!"

Sun Yue stopped him and said, "No, but he told me to give me a [-]% discount! I was too embarrassed to take advantage of him at the time, so I said [-]% off would be enough!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand: "Hey, my Teacher Sun, then you have misunderstood. At that time, Teacher Yu said that because you are brothers, you should spend more money on the wedding. And the hotel belongs to him, so it can be considered that you support him So I've multiplied the original price by 2!"

Sun Yue rolled up his sleeves and was about to leave!

Yang Yunyi quickly grabbed Sun Yue: "No, why are you going?"

Sun Yue yelled loudly: "I'm going to find him, I'm his own younger brother, he's cheating on me like this! No, I have to go back to the imperial capital now, I can't swallow this breath!"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "Mr. Sun, you can't blame the teacher for this matter!"

Sun Yue didn't understand: "How should I say this!"

Yang Yunyi explained: "At that time, Teacher Yu came to me in private and said, you are the one who organized the wedding! I said that Teacher Sun trusts me, so I will handle this matter. Teacher Yu said again, he said that this hotel, The business is not so good recently, so Mr. Sun, since your wedding is going to be held in his hotel, then he will raise the price for you. He also told me that after the event, in addition to what the hotel should have earned, we will earn [-] more point!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief: "So you agreed?"

Yang Yunyi said unhappily: "How is it possible, what is the relationship between us, you look down on me too much! So I refused without even thinking about it."

Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a thumbs up: "It's my fault"

Before the words were finished, Yang Yunyi added.

"I said it must be five or five!"

Sun Yue said ah, and the audience below laughed and cried.

Good guy, you're the only one who treats your partner this way, right?
Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue and said: "Mr. Sun, don't be angry, you seem to be losing money, but in fact your money is spent wisely!"

Sun Yue didn't understand: "No, you'd better give me a satisfactory answer. So it was spent wisely, how could it be done wisely?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, do you still remember the wine I brought to your house after you got married?"

Sun Yue was puzzled again, what does this have to do with wine!

In fact, Sun Yue personally likes to drink, and his father also likes to drink.

It’s just that in the past two years, my health is not good, so I don’t drink much.

(End of this chapter)