I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 440 Calling out the chapter in my heart
Sun Yue said viciously, "Die!"
Yang Yunyi scratched his back and said with a smile: "It's comfortable, you can continue!"
Sun Yue glanced at Yang Yunyi angrily before continuing to recite.
"If one soldier and one general injure General Zhao's life, 83 horses and 51 generals will fight against him alone." The generals did not dare to advance after hearing this, but retreated.In the first battle, Zhao Yun carried the young master in his arms, and in the second battle, with the extraordinary bravery of the general who was always victorious, he killed seven in and seven out, and only then broke out of the encirclement. "
"When Cao Cao saw this, how could such a brave general let go, and he chased after him, and when he reached the Dangyang Bridge, Zhang Fei rushed over and shouted: "Fourth brother, don't panic, it's okay if a certain family is here! Let Zhao Yun's men go, Cao Cao rushed to see Zhao Yun, but saw a black-faced man standing on the bridge, Cao Cao hurriedly asked Xiahou Dun: "This black-faced man, who is he?" "Xiahou said: "He is Zhang Fei, a reckless person. ""
After hearing this, Yang Yunyi let out a yo.
Soon he said: "You've finished memorizing it! It's time to step down after memorizing it, and I'm still in a hurry to have dinner!"
Sun Yue rolled up his sleeves and looked at Yang Yunyi dissatisfied.
Then he roared: "No, are you looking for smoke? I usually cheer you up like this. If you say a few words, I'll say that I'm going to eat. Don't you want to show your face? Why don't you say red and warm?" Go take a shower, you are worthy of the audience!"
Yang Yunyi was stunned by the yelling, and quickly apologized.
A man can bend and stretch, what's wrong with apologizing.
"You go on, go on!"
Sun Yue made gestures: "Cao Cao was surprised when he heard this. He thought that when Guan Gong beheaded Yan Liang at Baimapo, he once told a certain family that he had a third younger brother named Zhang Fei and Yide, who was named among the millions of troops. The head of the general is like searching for something, looking at the pattern with the palm turned upside down. When I saw it today, it was really heroic. "Remove the canopy of a certain Qingluo family, and watch the martial arts of that reckless man. "
The Qingluo umbrella was removed, and Zhang Fei's leopard's head and eyes were seen, his face was like tough iron, the black was translucent, and the brightness was black, with a black steel beard pierced under his jaw, like a steel needle, like an iron wire, wearing a Iron helmet, two dragons fighting treasures, red tassels fluttering, eight treasures inlaid on it, cloud canopy cover corolla in the long, wearing lock letter big leaf chain armor, lined with soap robe, tiger head combat boots, and horse on the crotch , Wanli Yanyun Beast, with Zhangba Snake Spear in hand.
Standing on the bridgehead, gritted his teeth, beat his chest in resentment, and yelled: "Cao Cao, listen to the truth, stay away, your family, Mr. Zhang, is here today, and you will attack, or fight, or advance, or retreat, or fight, Or fight, don't attack, don't fight, don't advance, don't retreat, don't fight, don't fight, you are the generation of ordinary people." Shout once, and Cao soldiers retreat; Shout twice, flow across the water; Shout three times, put Dangyang bridge is drunk.Later generations have a poem praising it, saying: "Changbanpo rescued Zhao Yun before, and drove back Cao Cao's million troops. His surname is Zhang, his name is Fei, and his character is Yide. He is a reckless man with a long history!"
Yang Yunyi frowned after hearing this: "That's it?"
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi and said, "What do you mean by this? You usually recite your mouth, isn't that how you came here?"
Yang Yunyi said: "No, I never recite the words!"
Sun Yue let out a hey: "You don't usually recite Guankou, what are you going to do for the audience?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "That's why Mr. Sun, you don't know how to make jokes, and you, you can't be the first brother of Deyun!"
Sun Yue was puzzled: "How to say!"
Yang Yunyi opened his mouth and said: "You, it is too simple to think of Dou. Tou, Dou, pays attention to the word Dou. And you, you amuse everyone! Stand in the position of Dou, and say to the audience, I give Come on, everyone, reckless. Did this amused everyone, do you have any fun in the audience?"
Sun Yue said: "Aren't these all old things, traditional things! Why can't they amuse the audience!"
Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's chest, and said, "You're all fruitful. Talking about learning to sing and sing, although there are four homework, but there is only one homework when you sum it up, and that is funny!"
Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in surprise: "So the talking and singing are gone?"
Yang Yunyi shook his head and said, "It's not that it's gone, it's the general outline, and learning to sing is included in the word Dou. The word Dou is equivalent to a university, and learning to sing is equivalent to a major in the school!"
Sun Yue let out a sigh: "No wonder your master charges tuition for his apprentices. It turns out that learning cross talk is equivalent to going to a university!"
These words were thought of by Sun Yue temporarily.
Because Cao Yunxin said outside that he was charged for talking about cross talk in Deyun Tower.
The audience understands that this burden cannot be broken.
But there is no way, they just love to listen.
And Yang Yunyi pursed his lips and said: "I can't say that, but I have to clarify. My master taught us to learn cross talk. Everyone, he didn't charge us a penny! Remember, he didn't charge a penny. !"
When he said this, Yang Yunyi began to wipe away his tears.
The audience was amused again, so I followed Lao Guo to talk about cross talk, whether to charge or not!
It must not charge money, how could it be possible to charge money!
Just pay, no money!
As the saying goes, three years of learning art and two years of service, after three years of study, you have to work for free for two years.
But one thing is true, that is, when Cao Yunxin and He Yunwei performed outside, Lao Guo took all the tips from the audience.
The reason for charging is not that Lao Guo is greedy for this little tip.
Just save it for them. In the future, they will use it to buy villas and luxury cars!
Some people must say that He Yunwei and Cao Yunxin must have lived in mansions and villas!
Those who ask this question must be Heizi, who came to Heideyun Tower and Lao Guo.
He Yunwei and Cao Yunxin are gone, where to live in a villa!
If they don't leave, um, well, they can live in Lao Guo's mansion.
Anyway, that's what it means, don't think about it.
Sun Yue said: "Hey, it seems that your master is still very good!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, my master is really good to us apprentices. Unlike his luxury cars, Mercedes-Benz, and BMW, it is we apprentices who earn money for him. Of course, these are all voluntary. , audience friends, this is all voluntary, my master has never forced us!"
At this time, Yang Yunyi was already sobbing.
Sun Yue let out a sigh: "Then according to what you said, you, the first brother Deyun, were bought by you with money!"
Yang Yunyi said righteously: "Shut up, I don't allow you to say that about my master. My master is my most respected and beloved teacher, and we should all love and protect him! You, you fat grandson, follow me!"
Sun Yue was puzzled after hearing this.
"No, what are you calling?"
Yang Yunyi raised his hand and shouted: "Guo Degang must be defeated!"
Sun Yue looked shocked: "What, you are shouting out what is in your heart!" (End of this chapter)
Yang Yunyi scratched his back and said with a smile: "It's comfortable, you can continue!"
Sun Yue glanced at Yang Yunyi angrily before continuing to recite.
"If one soldier and one general injure General Zhao's life, 83 horses and 51 generals will fight against him alone." The generals did not dare to advance after hearing this, but retreated.In the first battle, Zhao Yun carried the young master in his arms, and in the second battle, with the extraordinary bravery of the general who was always victorious, he killed seven in and seven out, and only then broke out of the encirclement. "
"When Cao Cao saw this, how could such a brave general let go, and he chased after him, and when he reached the Dangyang Bridge, Zhang Fei rushed over and shouted: "Fourth brother, don't panic, it's okay if a certain family is here! Let Zhao Yun's men go, Cao Cao rushed to see Zhao Yun, but saw a black-faced man standing on the bridge, Cao Cao hurriedly asked Xiahou Dun: "This black-faced man, who is he?" "Xiahou said: "He is Zhang Fei, a reckless person. ""
After hearing this, Yang Yunyi let out a yo.
Soon he said: "You've finished memorizing it! It's time to step down after memorizing it, and I'm still in a hurry to have dinner!"
Sun Yue rolled up his sleeves and looked at Yang Yunyi dissatisfied.
Then he roared: "No, are you looking for smoke? I usually cheer you up like this. If you say a few words, I'll say that I'm going to eat. Don't you want to show your face? Why don't you say red and warm?" Go take a shower, you are worthy of the audience!"
Yang Yunyi was stunned by the yelling, and quickly apologized.
A man can bend and stretch, what's wrong with apologizing.
"You go on, go on!"
Sun Yue made gestures: "Cao Cao was surprised when he heard this. He thought that when Guan Gong beheaded Yan Liang at Baimapo, he once told a certain family that he had a third younger brother named Zhang Fei and Yide, who was named among the millions of troops. The head of the general is like searching for something, looking at the pattern with the palm turned upside down. When I saw it today, it was really heroic. "Remove the canopy of a certain Qingluo family, and watch the martial arts of that reckless man. "
The Qingluo umbrella was removed, and Zhang Fei's leopard's head and eyes were seen, his face was like tough iron, the black was translucent, and the brightness was black, with a black steel beard pierced under his jaw, like a steel needle, like an iron wire, wearing a Iron helmet, two dragons fighting treasures, red tassels fluttering, eight treasures inlaid on it, cloud canopy cover corolla in the long, wearing lock letter big leaf chain armor, lined with soap robe, tiger head combat boots, and horse on the crotch , Wanli Yanyun Beast, with Zhangba Snake Spear in hand.
Standing on the bridgehead, gritted his teeth, beat his chest in resentment, and yelled: "Cao Cao, listen to the truth, stay away, your family, Mr. Zhang, is here today, and you will attack, or fight, or advance, or retreat, or fight, Or fight, don't attack, don't fight, don't advance, don't retreat, don't fight, don't fight, you are the generation of ordinary people." Shout once, and Cao soldiers retreat; Shout twice, flow across the water; Shout three times, put Dangyang bridge is drunk.Later generations have a poem praising it, saying: "Changbanpo rescued Zhao Yun before, and drove back Cao Cao's million troops. His surname is Zhang, his name is Fei, and his character is Yide. He is a reckless man with a long history!"
Yang Yunyi frowned after hearing this: "That's it?"
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi and said, "What do you mean by this? You usually recite your mouth, isn't that how you came here?"
Yang Yunyi said: "No, I never recite the words!"
Sun Yue let out a hey: "You don't usually recite Guankou, what are you going to do for the audience?"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "That's why Mr. Sun, you don't know how to make jokes, and you, you can't be the first brother of Deyun!"
Sun Yue was puzzled: "How to say!"
Yang Yunyi opened his mouth and said: "You, it is too simple to think of Dou. Tou, Dou, pays attention to the word Dou. And you, you amuse everyone! Stand in the position of Dou, and say to the audience, I give Come on, everyone, reckless. Did this amused everyone, do you have any fun in the audience?"
Sun Yue said: "Aren't these all old things, traditional things! Why can't they amuse the audience!"
Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's chest, and said, "You're all fruitful. Talking about learning to sing and sing, although there are four homework, but there is only one homework when you sum it up, and that is funny!"
Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in surprise: "So the talking and singing are gone?"
Yang Yunyi shook his head and said, "It's not that it's gone, it's the general outline, and learning to sing is included in the word Dou. The word Dou is equivalent to a university, and learning to sing is equivalent to a major in the school!"
Sun Yue let out a sigh: "No wonder your master charges tuition for his apprentices. It turns out that learning cross talk is equivalent to going to a university!"
These words were thought of by Sun Yue temporarily.
Because Cao Yunxin said outside that he was charged for talking about cross talk in Deyun Tower.
The audience understands that this burden cannot be broken.
But there is no way, they just love to listen.
And Yang Yunyi pursed his lips and said: "I can't say that, but I have to clarify. My master taught us to learn cross talk. Everyone, he didn't charge us a penny! Remember, he didn't charge a penny. !"
When he said this, Yang Yunyi began to wipe away his tears.
The audience was amused again, so I followed Lao Guo to talk about cross talk, whether to charge or not!
It must not charge money, how could it be possible to charge money!
Just pay, no money!
As the saying goes, three years of learning art and two years of service, after three years of study, you have to work for free for two years.
But one thing is true, that is, when Cao Yunxin and He Yunwei performed outside, Lao Guo took all the tips from the audience.
The reason for charging is not that Lao Guo is greedy for this little tip.
Just save it for them. In the future, they will use it to buy villas and luxury cars!
Some people must say that He Yunwei and Cao Yunxin must have lived in mansions and villas!
Those who ask this question must be Heizi, who came to Heideyun Tower and Lao Guo.
He Yunwei and Cao Yunxin are gone, where to live in a villa!
If they don't leave, um, well, they can live in Lao Guo's mansion.
Anyway, that's what it means, don't think about it.
Sun Yue said: "Hey, it seems that your master is still very good!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, my master is really good to us apprentices. Unlike his luxury cars, Mercedes-Benz, and BMW, it is we apprentices who earn money for him. Of course, these are all voluntary. , audience friends, this is all voluntary, my master has never forced us!"
At this time, Yang Yunyi was already sobbing.
Sun Yue let out a sigh: "Then according to what you said, you, the first brother Deyun, were bought by you with money!"
Yang Yunyi said righteously: "Shut up, I don't allow you to say that about my master. My master is my most respected and beloved teacher, and we should all love and protect him! You, you fat grandson, follow me!"
Sun Yue was puzzled after hearing this.
"No, what are you calling?"
Yang Yunyi raised his hand and shouted: "Guo Degang must be defeated!"
Sun Yue looked shocked: "What, you are shouting out what is in your heart!" (End of this chapter)
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