I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 86 I Can't Be a Fool (Fourth)

After thinking for a while, Guo Degang said: "Eleven thousand, 640 two times forty-eight thousand, 920 one, do the math!"

Yang Yunyi gave the answer without hesitation.

"Four thousand 860 fifty-three thousand 220 one!"

Hearing Yang Yunyi's answer, the audience cheered.

Yu Qian in the backstage was stunned, and he said, "Why is Yun Yi so good at mental arithmetic?"

The others also looked blank, but Sun Yue, Sun Yue just smiled and said nothing.

When Guo De just saw the audience's emotions, he said: "You do the math, what is 36 times 52!"

Yang Yunyi also immediately replied: "420"

Before he finished speaking, Guo Degang smiled and pushed Yang Yunyi.

"I'm talking 36 times 52!"

Yang Yunyi understood, and said, "It's equal to 3061!"

Guo Degang said helplessly: "Yes, you still have zeros and integers!"

The audience in the audience did not dare to say, "You are wrong!"

Some viewers took out their mobile phones and said, "36 multiplied by 52 equals 1872, why is it 3061?"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy, and said to the audience: "I'm just asking if you're going fast?"

The audience hadn't reacted at the time, but with the laughter around him, he understood in an instant.

Then there was wanton laughter, how could this person be so funny.

The people in the backstage also understood that Yang Yunyi's heart was like this, so I would too.

Guo Degang said dumbfoundedly: "Co-author, just hurry up, no matter whether it's right or not!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hands and said proudly, "Oh, yes, this is culture!"

Guo Degang had an unbelievable expression on his face, and said cheerfully: "This is also called being educated, and everyone present is educated!"

Yang Yunyi swayed his body, laughed loudly and said, "By the way, it's just that fast, and it's just that powerful, hahaha!"

The audience also responded with cheers in time, this guy is really shameless, but I like it so much!
Guo Degang hurriedly stopped Yang Yunyi from wriggling on the stage, and said: "Okay, don't be so beautiful, what is this, you can't control it, right! We in Deyun Building don't know that I picked you up from the restaurant. "

At this time, Guo Degang also introduced Yang Yunyi's background.

"Everyone, I went to eat with Mr. Yu Qianyu at the restaurant at the end of 03. When I saw him working as a waiter in the restaurant, I thought he was very excited, so I picked him up. At that time, Mr. Yu hadn't joined Deyunlou yet. , this kid joined earlier than Teacher Yu. So where did you come from, didn’t you just serve the dishes before!”

Yang Yunyi added: "Master, did you forget to say that when you went to eat with Teacher Yu, you didn't bring enough money!"

The audience stretched their necks instantly, curious about this matter.

Not to mention that the audience is curious, everyone in Deyun Tower is curious except for Yu Qian who has experienced it personally.

They knew that Yang Yunyi was a waiter before, but they didn't know how he came to Deyun Tower to talk about cross talk, so they all looked at Yu Qian.

Seeing this, Yu Qian also told everyone about the past.

It was nothing more than that they went to participate in a Spring Festival event in 03, but when they arrived, the organizer told them that the cross talk program was cancelled.

Well, they can only go back.

It was freezing cold at that time, so I thought about eating outside and going home.

As a result, Lao Guo didn't bring enough money, and met Yang Yunyi, who was a restaurant waiter at the time, that's all.

On the stage, Guo Degang naturally wouldn't tell the story.

It was really down and out back then, not like it is now.

In fact, it was not back then, just two years ago!

Guo Degang said: "What, the master just told you that you have to settle down. Everyone knows that you are the one who serves the dishes. You should calm down and learn the skills."

Yang Yunyi said helplessly: "Master, you don't need to emphasize again that I'm the one serving the plate, all this history is in the past."

Guo Degang said: "I just want you to tell the truth, in front of everyone!"

Yang Yunyi went all out, and said indifferently: "I haven't been to college, it's okay!"

Guo Degang nodded and said: "This is true, and it is also a fact!"

Yang Yunyi turned around and said, "But Master, you never went to college!"

Guo Degang sighed, and replied: "There is a reason for this."

Before Guo Degang could tell the reason, Yang Yunyi took the lead in talking about what happened.

"I know that there is a reason why my master didn't go to college, unlike me!"

Guo Degang agreed: "By the way, I don't go to college for a reason!"

Yang Yunyi began to tease: "You are all my master's fellow villagers, and you should have watched my master grow up."

A group of people in the audience quickly started to take advantage of it, whoever doesn't take advantage of it is a bastard!

"Yes, yes, I watched him grow up."

But there are still nods from the older generation. They really watched Guo Degang grow from a young man of sixteen or seventeen to a man in his 30s who is not tall and dark.

Guo Degang happily said: "Don't take advantage of me, I'm not in vain!"

This sentence is a bit of a dirty joke, and it made the audience laugh again.

Then Yang Yunyi said again: "My master didn't graduate from elementary school, so he originally wanted to enter Imperial University."

Guo Degang pointed at himself, with an expression of not being confident.

"I, I didn't graduate from elementary school, so I went to Peking University. I'm a big fool, right?"

Yang Yunyi snorted, patted Guo Degang and said, "Degang, don't be so high-profile!"

Then Yang Yunyi repeated Guo Degang's words, I must be a big fool, and then said: "Why are you still on the stage and introduced yourself!"

Guo Degang said: "I want to slap you!"

At this moment, the audience was laughing so much that their eyes lost their focus. How could this person survive after stepping off the stage?
Anyway, they felt that Yang Yunyi, this was no longer just a joke, but a personal attack, and the attack was on their own master!
Yang Yunyi comforted: "Master, you don't need to worry, I understand, your self-introduction is really impossible for ordinary people to do."

Guo Degang shook off Yang Yunyi's hand on his shoulder, and said angrily, "Who is annoyed, I mean, I can't be a fool."

Yang Yunyi agreed: "That's right, that's right, the audience and I both know that you can't be a fool!"

Some audience members in the audience have already started shouting that they can't do it anymore, and their stomachs are twitching from laughter.

But Yang Yunyi's cross talk performance is not over yet, don't say your stomach twitches from laughing, even if your large intestine, small intestine and cecum are all knotted from laughter, you have to continue listening.

To be a cross talk actor, you must have professional ethics, how could you step down before the end of the performance!

Unless you pass out on stage, as long as there is an audience, you must continue to perform.

Who has no connotation, let alone Cao Yunxin!
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