I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 94 Are you talking about a cold

Chapter 94 Are you talking about a cold (second more)
If Yang Yunyi would rescue Sun Yue on stage, would he still be Yang Yunyi?

So Yang Yunyi pointed his palm at the old man, he couldn't use his fingers here, otherwise it would be impolite.

"Ms. Sun, call, maybe this uncle will give you a red envelope with a different name!"

Just when Sun Yue didn't know how to reply, the old man had already taken out a large handful of 100 yuan bills from his underwear pocket, which is conservatively estimated to be less than [-] yuan!

This scene once again became an explosive meme.

If this was not the invitation of Deyunlou, I am afraid that this scene will be remembered by those present for life.

But then, Yang Yunyi just knelt down and shouted: "Grandpa, it's me! I'm your grandson living outside!"

With just one kneeling, they all became one.

This guy is too shameless, it is said that men have gold under their knees, it is too natural for you to kneel!

Yang Yunyi didn't care at all, what kind of man has gold under his knees, kneels down to his parents, how can he say that he doesn't have parents?
Besides, this old man is probably older than his grandfather, so he asked what happened when he knelt down.

When the old man heard this, he counted ten banknotes, walked to the stage, and handed the banknotes to Yang Yunyi.

Yang Yunyi was stunned, and the rest of the audience were also stunned.

Shout out to Grandpa, it’s true, we want it too, we would have called out if we had known.

But Yang Yunyi refused: "Master, I can't accept this money. Although I love money, you have earned this money so hard. If I accept it, they may think that I, Yang Yunyi, did nothing for money in the future." Willing to do it all."

The old man hehe said: "It's okay, I like your cross talk, besides, this small amount of money is just my pocket money from my son, and my son gives me a small hundred thousand every month!"

One hundred thousand a month?
In the imperial capital in 05, an old man said that 10 yuan was his pocket money. This was either bragging or serious.

From the way he dresses and behaves, it doesn't look like a joke.

A person who can take out a hundred thousand from his pocket at any time, you say he is bragging, do you believe it yourself?
Yang Yunyi almost didn't think about it, so he took the next step.

After the old man walked back to his seat, Yang Yunyi said to the staff in the distance: "I will issue a monthly ticket for my grandfather later. He will come to listen to cross talk this month for free!"

This move naturally aroused the favor of everyone.

Because it is problematic to accept this 1000 yuan from others for no reason.

People buy tickets to listen to your cross talk, if they give you more money, what will happen, it will be really shameless.

So Yang Yunyi's actions made the audience feel that this guy is really good. If I have a daughter, I will definitely let my daughter marry Guo Degang and become his mistress!

That's right, being a mistress.

Because Deyun Building is not owned by Yang Yunyi, but by Guo Degang.

Even if Guo Degang would say that Deyun Tower is not mine but everyone's, it is true, and it is just Lao Guo being modest.

Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi and said, "Do you already have such great power in Deyun Building?"

This question also aroused the audience's curiosity, because if Yang Yunyi took the 1000 yuan by himself, who would pay for the monthly pass?

Yang Yunyi replied dissatisfied: "What are you talking about? Master has already said that Deyun Building is the home of the big guys. I will give some tickets to my grandfather at home. Is there a problem?"

Yang Yunyi also mobilized the masses to ask: "Everyone, do you have any questions?"

The audience in the audience echoed: "No problem!"

Sun Yue was speechless, but Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's big belly, and said earnestly: "As the saying goes, Mr. Sun, you have such a big belly, why can't you paddle a boat!"

Sun Yue clenched his fists, and said viciously, "That's how the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly!"

The audience laughed, this is still uneducated!

So Yang Yunyi looked so uneducated, no wonder Guo Degang didn't let him inherit Deyun Building.

Anyway, if you want to inherit Deyun Building, you must have the culture of college graduation!

It's a pity that the audience didn't say it, otherwise Yang Yunyi would have to refute.

The old Guo family now has only one seedling, Guo Qilin, and he is the only one. Even though he has a good relationship with Yang Yunyi, Yang Yunyi also wants to say something. He wants to go to university, but there are no doors, and the windows are directly welded to death.

Seeing Sun Yue's expression, Yang Yunyi immediately changed the subject.

"Mr. Sun, you better stop talking about it, where did we just talk about?"

Sun Yue also brought the topic back, and responded: "You said that my father went to the hospital with a cold, so he went too."

Yang Yunyi suddenly held Sun Yue's hand, and Sun Yue looked bewildered.

Not to mention that Sun Yue is at a loss, the audience is also at a loss, Yang Yunyi won't have to do any tricks!

Yang Yunyi sighed: "This family member please mourn!"

Sun Yue let out a cry, and said in disbelief, "What's the matter?"

Yang Yunyi was sad, and replied in a long tone: "Your father, woo woo, your father, woo woo!"

Sun Yue shook off Yang Yunyi's hand and asked, "What happened to my father?"

Yang Yunyi burst into tears suddenly, wiped his tears and said, "Your father, your father has a cold!"

After Sun Yue heard this, he grabbed Yang Yunyi's hair.

The laughter and applause from the audience seemed to break the roof of Deyun Building. There was no one who didn't laugh. If there were any people who didn't laugh, they were those who lost their happiness and wanted to come to Deyun Building to find happiness.

In fact, spending hundreds of dollars to help those poor young ladies can also make you happy.

And, they will make you happy too.

If you can spend double the price, you can get double the fun.

Of course, it’s just a way to get happiness. I would like to advise you not to do that, or you will get into trouble and say that I taught it, so I won’t take the blame.

Here, Sun Yue yelled in Yang Yunyi's ear angrily: "It's just a bad cold, what are you doing!"

Yang Yunyi said aggrievedly: "Mr. Sun, my hair, I just spent 5 yuan to do it, don't mess it up for me."

The audience was stunned again?

Five dollars for a hairstyle?

How could this guy have so many stalks, didn't you just cut your hair for five yuan!

When Sun Yue let go of Yang Yunyi angrily, Yang Yunyi delicately began to arrange his hair.

Then Yang Yunyi said to Sun Yue seriously: "Mr. Sun, don't underestimate this cold. It can develop into acute otitis media, and it can become myocarditis, meningitis and other diseases! So you must not underestimate this cold. It's a little cold."

Sun Yue sneered and said, "I'll listen to you continue talking!"

Yang Yunyi started to mutter, and then said: "It's a little cold, no worries, and then Yang Yunyi forgot again."

Soon he began to sing, but the voice was a little vague.

But it was sung, and everyone heard it.

Isn't it just a little boy, who rarely worries, and looks around his eyes with light.

Yang Yunyi also remembered, and when he was about to speak, Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi.

"Did you mean a cold?"

 It’s another cross talk written by myself, you haven’t heard of it, have you?Ask for a monthly ticket, and the leader of the billionaire will reward me, what if a rich woman takes a fancy to me!

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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