My whole family has crossed with Goldfinger
Chapter 107: Chapter 107: One Intestine Bends Several Sections
Chapter 107 Chapter [-]: A piece of intestine bends several sections
The wind of Dongyue roared, the sky was dark and overcast, and the sky was full of thick turbid clouds.
Wrapped in a thick padded jacket, sitting in the school, without a fire, it was still freezing hands and feet.
After Xu Dajun finished writing a draft of an eight-legged essay, his hands were so stiff that he almost lost consciousness, so he quickly put down the pen, rubbed his hands again and again, and after a long while, he finally felt a little relieved, and breathed a sigh of relief, not daring to What a delay, I hurriedly rearranged the examination papers, and carefully copied the contents of the draft.
The sky was gloomy from morning to night, and it was hard to tell what time it was just by looking at the sky. After an article had been copied, Xu Dajun's hands were really stiff. The ink on the test paper was drying, while looking out the window, listening to the howling cold wind, thinking about how to write the test post poem.
The cold weather makes the days shorter, the wind and waves and the clouds are flat.
The sky is cold and blue, and the north wind is called dry sang.
Poor kitchens are warmed by smoke and fire, and dusty kettles are also cooking fresh.
fresh……
Whoops, far away.
Xu Dajun hurriedly pulled back his messy thoughts, took out his hands that were pressed down on his buttocks, rubbed them, put away the test papers, put on another one, and began to write and write poems.
It is cold in the middle of winter, and the clouds are full of darkness.
……
After writing a poem, Xu Dajun admired himself and couldn't help nodding his head, um, the doggerel is quite charming.
carry out an assignment!
When he came out of the school, the frosty wind outside made his cheeks ache, making him want to tuck his head into his neck.
Xu Dajun took two steps and did three steps, wishing he could step back home in one step.
"Da Jun, are you going to the shop today?" Fang Zian wrapped his hands in his sleeves and wore a felt hat on his head, which was tightly wrapped around him, revealing a pair of dark eyes.
"Go, of course." Tomorrow's holiday, he will definitely go back, this winter is cold, and he wants to eat the hot pot made by his father.
"As you said last time, your sister is going to make the shampoo for Polygonum multiflorum, is she ready?"
Xu Dajun shook his head, "I don't know, I have been busy with the monthly exam these two days, so I haven't been to the shop yet."
"My grandmother is urging me." Fang Zi'an took a big step, "Forget it, I'll go to the shop with you to have a look!"
"As for the shampoo, can you just send someone there? Do you have to run by yourself?" Dong Shuangqi, who was walking bigger than anyone else and kept following Xu Dajun, looked at him.
Fang Zi'an glanced at him with a look of neither of us saying anything, and said plausibly: "What do you mean by getting a shampoo? I am filial piety. What do you know, a big and thick martial artist? I heard that Polygonum multiflorum nourishes hair very well. The effect is good, but it can also make the hair black and bright. Which woman does not love beauty? Although my grandmother is old, she also wants to take good care of her hair. As a grandson, I worry about her worries and replace her. Solve problems and solve problems by yourself, why not?"
Dong Shuangqi hummed twice, "What a big filial piety hat."
Fang Zian glared at him, "Then what are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm out of soap at home, I'm going to buy two more."
Fang Zian also snorted coldly.
The two of them held back their energy secretly, one left and one right sandwiched Xu Dajun in the middle and walked.
Xu Dajun didn't bother to care about the dark front between them, it was sandwiched between them, and it was much warmer.
On the other hand, Fang Yuxing followed, looking at the two of them who were so small, their intestines bent a few sections, and their expressions were a little indescribable.
It's been more than half a month. Ever since the two of them knew that Xu Dajun's sister was in the Xuji sanitary ware shop every day, they tried every means to go to the shop every now and then. , can see the beauty.
People who buy toothpaste today and soap tomorrow have excuses.
Not only these two guys, but also many other students in the school have been there secretly.
But unfortunately, I have never encountered it once, and no one has.
In the whole school, he is probably the only one who has seen the real face of Da Jun's sister.
Thinking of this, Fang Yuxing sighed quietly, and really wanted to say something to these two people: There is no need to be like this, really.
But he definitely wants to protect Da Jun, his friend and cousin, so he can only secretly watch the two jump up and down.
It's a bit far from Pine Forest Square to Yangliu Lane, so they took a shortcut and took a small path all the way to the alley that leeward of the wind, walking non-stop all the way.
"This winter is really cold this year, much colder than last year." Fang Yuxing let out a sigh of relief, fearing that his mouth would freeze.
Fang Zian continued, "I'm afraid it's going to snow, it's cold, I still want to go to Daqingshan to play in the jungle and eat chicken!"
Dong Shuangqi yelled at him, "If you are not afraid of the cold, go there."
Fang Zi'an waved, "Forget it, I'll wait until next year's spring, I can still afford to wait for this time, even in this winter, holidays are boring, there is no entertainment."
He was thinking about it, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, "Hey? How about we go to Wangshuge to play tomorrow?"
Hearing this, Dong Shuangqi quickly waved his hands, "Go on your own! I won't go, I don't want to be beaten by my father taking off his pants."
Fang Zian pursed his lips, "The young man should act recklessly and unrestrainedly, what are you afraid of? It's boring."
Then he looked at Xu Dajun: "Dajun, are you going?"
Xu Dajun also waved his hands, "I'm also afraid of being beaten by my father taking off his pants."
"How?" Fang Zi'an was startled, "Dong Shuang's other fathers are military generals, and they have a bad temper. It's common for them to beat people when they disagree with each other. But your father looked at him with a smile on his face. He doesn't seem like someone who can beat people with his hands. You just brag about it." Bar."
Xu Dajun glanced at him, "No matter how good-tempered my son is, he's not used to visiting brothels!"
"What kind of brothel!" Fang Zi'an had a look on his face that you didn't understand, "Wangshu Pavilion is not a brothel, it's a place to cultivate one's sentiments and relax one's body and mind, you understand? The girls in the pavilion don't sell their bodies! You want to have a spring night, People still don't agree!"
"Well, then go play slowly and have a good time." Xu Dajun looked like you were right.
Fang Zian snorted, "It's boring! I'll ask Ma Yulin to go with them! Hmph, don't say I didn't invite you when the time comes."
Xu Dajun ignored him, turned to look at Dong Shuangqi, "I remember you said that Fang Zian's mother and your mother are cousins?"
Dong Shuangqi nodded, "Yes, but don't think too much about it, I don't have a good relationship with him at all, and I never bother to be with him when visiting brothels, so don't worry!"
Xu Dajun couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and took a deep breath, "No, I just wanted to ask out of curiosity, he returned to the bottom of the exam and danced so happily, his parents won't punish him?"
Fang Zi'an almost jumped up, "Where did I get back to the bottom of the exam? I must have done better than you this time, believe it or not!"
Xu Dajun hehe, "Bet."
Fang Zian stretched out a finger, "If you lose, follow me to Wangshuge to play."
"Did you lose?"
"I won't lose!" Fang Zi'an looked confident, "I feel that I did a good job today."
Dong Shuangqi said quietly, "I feel like you're going to lose. Have you forgotten the last time Dajun bet with others? He never lost."
last time?
Oh, the person who lost the bet with Dajun last time introduced a lot of customers to Dajun's shop.
And last time?
Wasn't it Cui Wu's last time?
Thinking of Cui Wu, the faces of several people paled.
I heard that this person has gone to his aunt's house in the capital, and he will not return to Yiyang Mansion in a short time, but it makes this Yiyang Mansion less smoky.
"Okay, if I lose, I'll invite you to Fumanlou for dinner, okay?"
(End of this chapter)
The wind of Dongyue roared, the sky was dark and overcast, and the sky was full of thick turbid clouds.
Wrapped in a thick padded jacket, sitting in the school, without a fire, it was still freezing hands and feet.
After Xu Dajun finished writing a draft of an eight-legged essay, his hands were so stiff that he almost lost consciousness, so he quickly put down the pen, rubbed his hands again and again, and after a long while, he finally felt a little relieved, and breathed a sigh of relief, not daring to What a delay, I hurriedly rearranged the examination papers, and carefully copied the contents of the draft.
The sky was gloomy from morning to night, and it was hard to tell what time it was just by looking at the sky. After an article had been copied, Xu Dajun's hands were really stiff. The ink on the test paper was drying, while looking out the window, listening to the howling cold wind, thinking about how to write the test post poem.
The cold weather makes the days shorter, the wind and waves and the clouds are flat.
The sky is cold and blue, and the north wind is called dry sang.
Poor kitchens are warmed by smoke and fire, and dusty kettles are also cooking fresh.
fresh……
Whoops, far away.
Xu Dajun hurriedly pulled back his messy thoughts, took out his hands that were pressed down on his buttocks, rubbed them, put away the test papers, put on another one, and began to write and write poems.
It is cold in the middle of winter, and the clouds are full of darkness.
……
After writing a poem, Xu Dajun admired himself and couldn't help nodding his head, um, the doggerel is quite charming.
carry out an assignment!
When he came out of the school, the frosty wind outside made his cheeks ache, making him want to tuck his head into his neck.
Xu Dajun took two steps and did three steps, wishing he could step back home in one step.
"Da Jun, are you going to the shop today?" Fang Zian wrapped his hands in his sleeves and wore a felt hat on his head, which was tightly wrapped around him, revealing a pair of dark eyes.
"Go, of course." Tomorrow's holiday, he will definitely go back, this winter is cold, and he wants to eat the hot pot made by his father.
"As you said last time, your sister is going to make the shampoo for Polygonum multiflorum, is she ready?"
Xu Dajun shook his head, "I don't know, I have been busy with the monthly exam these two days, so I haven't been to the shop yet."
"My grandmother is urging me." Fang Zi'an took a big step, "Forget it, I'll go to the shop with you to have a look!"
"As for the shampoo, can you just send someone there? Do you have to run by yourself?" Dong Shuangqi, who was walking bigger than anyone else and kept following Xu Dajun, looked at him.
Fang Zi'an glanced at him with a look of neither of us saying anything, and said plausibly: "What do you mean by getting a shampoo? I am filial piety. What do you know, a big and thick martial artist? I heard that Polygonum multiflorum nourishes hair very well. The effect is good, but it can also make the hair black and bright. Which woman does not love beauty? Although my grandmother is old, she also wants to take good care of her hair. As a grandson, I worry about her worries and replace her. Solve problems and solve problems by yourself, why not?"
Dong Shuangqi hummed twice, "What a big filial piety hat."
Fang Zian glared at him, "Then what are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm out of soap at home, I'm going to buy two more."
Fang Zian also snorted coldly.
The two of them held back their energy secretly, one left and one right sandwiched Xu Dajun in the middle and walked.
Xu Dajun didn't bother to care about the dark front between them, it was sandwiched between them, and it was much warmer.
On the other hand, Fang Yuxing followed, looking at the two of them who were so small, their intestines bent a few sections, and their expressions were a little indescribable.
It's been more than half a month. Ever since the two of them knew that Xu Dajun's sister was in the Xuji sanitary ware shop every day, they tried every means to go to the shop every now and then. , can see the beauty.
People who buy toothpaste today and soap tomorrow have excuses.
Not only these two guys, but also many other students in the school have been there secretly.
But unfortunately, I have never encountered it once, and no one has.
In the whole school, he is probably the only one who has seen the real face of Da Jun's sister.
Thinking of this, Fang Yuxing sighed quietly, and really wanted to say something to these two people: There is no need to be like this, really.
But he definitely wants to protect Da Jun, his friend and cousin, so he can only secretly watch the two jump up and down.
It's a bit far from Pine Forest Square to Yangliu Lane, so they took a shortcut and took a small path all the way to the alley that leeward of the wind, walking non-stop all the way.
"This winter is really cold this year, much colder than last year." Fang Yuxing let out a sigh of relief, fearing that his mouth would freeze.
Fang Zian continued, "I'm afraid it's going to snow, it's cold, I still want to go to Daqingshan to play in the jungle and eat chicken!"
Dong Shuangqi yelled at him, "If you are not afraid of the cold, go there."
Fang Zi'an waved, "Forget it, I'll wait until next year's spring, I can still afford to wait for this time, even in this winter, holidays are boring, there is no entertainment."
He was thinking about it, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, "Hey? How about we go to Wangshuge to play tomorrow?"
Hearing this, Dong Shuangqi quickly waved his hands, "Go on your own! I won't go, I don't want to be beaten by my father taking off his pants."
Fang Zian pursed his lips, "The young man should act recklessly and unrestrainedly, what are you afraid of? It's boring."
Then he looked at Xu Dajun: "Dajun, are you going?"
Xu Dajun also waved his hands, "I'm also afraid of being beaten by my father taking off his pants."
"How?" Fang Zi'an was startled, "Dong Shuang's other fathers are military generals, and they have a bad temper. It's common for them to beat people when they disagree with each other. But your father looked at him with a smile on his face. He doesn't seem like someone who can beat people with his hands. You just brag about it." Bar."
Xu Dajun glanced at him, "No matter how good-tempered my son is, he's not used to visiting brothels!"
"What kind of brothel!" Fang Zi'an had a look on his face that you didn't understand, "Wangshu Pavilion is not a brothel, it's a place to cultivate one's sentiments and relax one's body and mind, you understand? The girls in the pavilion don't sell their bodies! You want to have a spring night, People still don't agree!"
"Well, then go play slowly and have a good time." Xu Dajun looked like you were right.
Fang Zian snorted, "It's boring! I'll ask Ma Yulin to go with them! Hmph, don't say I didn't invite you when the time comes."
Xu Dajun ignored him, turned to look at Dong Shuangqi, "I remember you said that Fang Zian's mother and your mother are cousins?"
Dong Shuangqi nodded, "Yes, but don't think too much about it, I don't have a good relationship with him at all, and I never bother to be with him when visiting brothels, so don't worry!"
Xu Dajun couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and took a deep breath, "No, I just wanted to ask out of curiosity, he returned to the bottom of the exam and danced so happily, his parents won't punish him?"
Fang Zi'an almost jumped up, "Where did I get back to the bottom of the exam? I must have done better than you this time, believe it or not!"
Xu Dajun hehe, "Bet."
Fang Zian stretched out a finger, "If you lose, follow me to Wangshuge to play."
"Did you lose?"
"I won't lose!" Fang Zi'an looked confident, "I feel that I did a good job today."
Dong Shuangqi said quietly, "I feel like you're going to lose. Have you forgotten the last time Dajun bet with others? He never lost."
last time?
Oh, the person who lost the bet with Dajun last time introduced a lot of customers to Dajun's shop.
And last time?
Wasn't it Cui Wu's last time?
Thinking of Cui Wu, the faces of several people paled.
I heard that this person has gone to his aunt's house in the capital, and he will not return to Yiyang Mansion in a short time, but it makes this Yiyang Mansion less smoky.
"Okay, if I lose, I'll invite you to Fumanlou for dinner, okay?"
(End of this chapter)
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