My whole family has crossed with Goldfinger

The so-called passing flowers by beating drums means that several people sit down in a circle, with a woman in charge of beating drums behind them, one of them holds flowers, and when the drums sound, everyone starts to pass flowers one by one until the drums stop.

At this time, whoever spends the flower will be punished, mostly reciting poems, telling jokes, or answering questions, guessing riddles, etc. If the flower is accidentally in the hands of two people, the two can decide the loser by guessing punches or other methods.

This game, Xu Yinyin has read a lot of novels before, it is almost a must-have part in every ancient Chinese novel.

The things in this world are unspeakable. Unexpectedly, one day, she was also in it and played with a group of authentic ancient girls.

Don't say it, it's really interesting.

Xu Yinyin was lucky, the others had done two rounds, and the flower only stopped in her hand once, Dong Qinghua couldn't wait to urge, "It's finally your turn, Sister Xu! Hurry up, what are you going to do? We all Curious about yours."

Everyone's eyes fell on her, Xu Yinyin paused, and said, "Let me tell a joke."

tell a joke?
The girls were very excited. In the past, they played drumming and passing flowers, no matter where they were or who they were with, they never met someone who lost their jokes.

interesting.

Everyone was curious and listened attentively.

Xu Yinyin cleared her throat and blurted out a joke.

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who rented a monk's room to study, but ended up going out to play every day, for a whole day.

Finally one day, the scholar called to the boy: "Get the book!"

The book boy went to the monk to borrow a copy of "Selected Works of Zhaoming".

The scholar looked at it: "Too low, too low!"

The book boy brought the "Han Shu" again.

Scholar: "Low!"

The book boy brought the "Historical Records" again.

Scholar: "It's still low!"

The monk was amazed, and came to ask him: "These three books are very knowledgeable, and I have read one of them well, which is enough to be well-learned. Everyone thinks they are low, what a great talent!"

Scholar: "What are you talking about? I want to sleep, so I take a book as my pillow."

After the joke was told, it was very quiet in the Snapper.

In the next moment, there were repeated laughs.

"This scholar doesn't like reading either? Using books as pillows is the same as my elder brother. He also uses books as a facade and puts them in his study. I've never seen him read them seriously." Dong Qinghua covered his mouth and said nothing. Unceremoniously exposing his brother's face.

The other girls were also joking around, this one said that her cousin didn't like reading, and the other said that her cousin didn't like reading.

I don't like reading, but I have to read every day.

The melon-faced girl named Wang Ningshuang suddenly sighed: "Why is there no school for women to study in this world? If only women could sit in the school and study generously every day."

As soon as these words came out, the other girls fell silent.

Xu Yinyin looked at it, and thought: Yes, when the times change and the years change, then there will be.

But not now, boudoir girls usually wear curtains to cover their faces when they go out.

Not to mention stepping into school to study like a man.

Liu Yinyin said: "I heard that the Fang family opened a girls' school, and invited a female teacher to teach the girls?"

When she said this, she was looking at Fang Youqin.

Fang Youqin is the girl from the Fang family's direct branch, but not the direct direct branch, and she is separated from the patriarch's branch.

She replied: "But what I read is all about women's rings and the like, and more about learning to play the piano, play chess, make tea, make tea and arrange flowers. It's not much different from us inviting the nanny back."

Dong Qinghua pouted, "That's not very interesting."

Turning to look at Xu Yinyin, she said with a smile: "Sister Xu's jokes are really interesting, maybe tell another one? I still want to hear it."

The topic of reading is too heavy, and the little girls don't want to indulge in it, so they all looked at Xu Yinyin one after another, teasingly asking her to tell another joke to brighten the atmosphere.

Xu Yinyin paused and said slowly.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who hired two long-term workers. Because he liked to listen to auspicious words, he specially gave the two long-term workers new names that sound nice. One is Gaosheng and the other is Facai.
On the morning of the fifth day of the first lunar month of this year, the landlord wanted to greet the God of Wealth and said auspicious words. Before dawn, he shouted strangely: "Gao Sheng! Gao Sheng!"

Gao Sheng lived upstairs, and when he heard the landlord shout, he quickly replied: "Come down! Come down!"

When the landlord heard this, he was filled with anger, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only shout again: "Get rich! Get rich!"

Fa Cai lived in a stable, there were no windows there, and when he opened his eyes, it was dark everywhere. He thought it was still early, so he replied loudly, "It's still early! It's still early!"

The landlord was so angry that he couldn't even speak, so he quickly changed the names of the two.

After the joke, all the girls couldn't laugh anymore.

Fang Youqin said: "That's how it was named. Before, there was a second-class maid in my courtyard who had the same name as the maid next to the girl from Kong's family. It was a joke. Later, when I added someone to my side, I Just don't give them another name, let them call themselves by their original names."

Tao Dehui said after hearing the words: "No wonder there is a maid in your courtyard named Hong Ya, and another named Cui Ni. Last time I said it on purpose, why did you give such a name to the maid? It doesn't sound good to you. "

Xu Yinyin: ... Siya is here, what did she say to her.

Fang Youqin: "What else can I do? It's too troublesome to choose a name, and I'm impatient."

Dong Qinghua deeply agreed: "Fortunately, there are quotas for the maids around us. At most, they are the first and second-class maids. We just need to look at them and name them. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to get flowers."

Like the maids around her, simple, she is named after flowers, before she named her, she asked someone to inquire about other people's families, just in case someone would bump into her, go out to a party or something, and make unnecessary troubles Embarrassed.

Xu Yinyin listened from the side, and also felt that the daily life of these little girls is really too boring. Just listening to a joke can extend so many words, and the more you talk, the more you can't hold back your enthusiasm. It can be seen that this How boring the usual pastimes are.

It's still early at this moment, I heard that the banquet will not end until after lunch and everyone sits and talks, or the most interesting pastime at this time is to participate in the banquet. The day was gone.

Xu Yinyin simply proposed to play a game.

Based on the fact that the two jokes she told were very funny, several people were very interested in the game she proposed, and asked what it was and how to play it.

Xu Yinyin smiled and said: "Catch the duck." Then he explained the gameplay.

When everyone heard it, they felt that it was interesting, and immediately started playing.

After a few games, the atmosphere was warm.

Immediately afterward, Xu Yinyin took the lead to play several small games, such as who is the undercover agent while sitting, who is the undercover agent who is sweating while running, and the very interesting game I have you or not.

Until the banquet at noon, the little girl still felt a little unfulfilled.

After this banquet, Dong Qinghua and the other young girls were all very fond of Xu Yinyin, they got to know each other better, and their relationship became closer, so they regarded them as close friends in the boudoir, and they met often.

Before Xu Yinyin left Dong Qinghua's Plum Appreciation Banquet, she received more and more invitations in succession, and it was still the kind that she had to go to.