My whole family has crossed with Goldfinger

Unexpectedly, watching the excitement, he saw his son's head.

Mrs. Chen was startled for a moment, but then her mood of wanting to see other people's jokes exploded. Her face was extremely ugly, and she threw herself at Maodanniang while cursing.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Mao Danniang was only half covered in her coat, and she couldn't hide in time if she wanted to hide, but when she jumped on her, she pulled the fig leaf a little bit, exposing her body completely.

Hong's eyes widened and he didn't even blink.

This excited her, she never expected that such a big melon hit her head.

The third child of the Chen family got mixed up with the little widow in the village!She and Mrs. Chen even caught her on the spot!
This little widow's body is really not bad, look, tsk tsk, the big one almost fell to the navel, and she is so white and tender, she doesn't look like a village woman!It looks like it was raised in that kiln, no wonder it can attract Chen Laosan to hang out with her on the mountain during the daytime!

Hong looked at Mrs. Chen pinching Maodanniang and beating her to death, and looked at Chen Xiaotian at the side, who didn't help, but still crawled far away, wearing his own clothes, and was about to run away when he was done. Posture, he couldn't help but spit.

Turning around and running faster than him, he went down the dirt slope and ran towards the village, and started to shout from a distance, "Oh mother! Come out and watch, big guys! It's so lively! There is a big crowd in our village. What a scandal! It’s the Chinese New Year, someone stole people in broad daylight, and stole them to the back of the mountain! Come out and see!”

Her voice was very loud, and soon, several families at the end of the village ran out first.

"What happened? Hong Dazu, what are you shouting about? Who stole?"

"Someone is stealing people on the other side of the slope! Come and see!" Hong yelled at the top of his voice, the sound almost pierced the sky, and it was difficult for the villagers to hear him.

Even the Xu family and the Zhou family on the other side of the village heard the movement.

Village head Zou walked over quickly, "Daughter-in-law, what are you talking about here?" Why steal or not?Isn't this discrediting the village!I just said that children in their village are now popular to marry. If there is a reputation for women stealing people in the village, who would dare to marry inside?

At this moment, almost all the people in the village gathered around, and the one who was in a hurry ran to the slope first.

Hong said at the top of his voice, "Village Chief, I'm not yelling. If you don't believe me, go and see it! Maodanniang and the third child of the Chen family are rolling naked in the haystack on the other side of the slope!"

What!
Mao Danniang and the third child of the Chen family?

A young and good-looking widow, and a shabby-looking widow who can't look at the 20-year-old and hasn't asked for a wife. How did these two get mixed up?
I can't help it in broad daylight, this is really, tsk tsk tsk, how hungry and thirsty it is!

Before Village Chief Zou could react, many people rushed to the slope behind the village quickly.

Village Chief Zou couldn't even shout, so he had to follow.

On this side, Mrs. Chen groaned and choked, pinching her until she was exhausted. The main reason was that Mao Danniang didn't care if she was naked after being scratched a few times, so she immediately fought back. Mrs. Chen really couldn't beat her.

Now he was sitting paralyzed on the side, staring at Mao Danniang and swearing, swearing at everything, swearing very badly.

People from the village who rushed over could hear her scolding from a distance, and they didn't need to look for it, they just came up after looking for it.

Maodanniang had already put on her clothes calmly under Mrs. Chen's cursing, and her bellyband couldn't hold it down, so it didn't affect her.

Chen Xiaotian was nowhere to be seen, but after Hong yelled, everyone knew that the man was him, and it didn't matter whether he was there or not.

Village Chief Zou looked at Mrs. Chen, who was drooling with scolding, and then at Maodanniang, who was sitting there without a blushing face. She also had a headache. It was Chinese New Year.

At the moment, let Mrs. Chen and her two daughters-in-law persuade her to go back, and then ask people to take Maodanniang back.

At Village Chief Zou's house, the matter was dealt with.

The reputation of the little widow stealing people must not be spread, it is within their village, and it must be resolved properly.

The Hong family didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and suggested: "Anyway, Chen Laosan hasn't married yet, why don't we let him marry Maodanniang!"

This is the wrong way!

Mao Danniang is only in her early twenties, not a few years older than Chen Xiaotian, and she looks much more upright than Chen Xiaotian. To be honest, if she is a big girl, she won't look down on Chen Xiaotian. .

Mrs. Chen immediately jumped up, "No! My son must not marry this little whore!"

Being scrutinized by everyone, Mao Danniang, who showed no signs of embarrassment, raised her eyes and glanced at her, and snorted coldly, "Who cares to marry your son!"

Everyone: Uh... don't you care that you hooked up with him?
Mao Danniang swept everyone away, and then said: "I'm still young, I dreamed back in the middle of the night, can't I be lonely and empty? I have a sense of proportion, and I haven't hooked up with a married man. Chen Xiaotian posted it himself. I don't need it." It's useless."

Crowd: ...

"I'm a widow. When Maodan's father died, he didn't tell me that I must guard him for the rest of his life. For Maodan not to be called father by others, and not to be beaten, scolded and bullied by others. I hook up with men, but marrying People will be spared!"

Crowd: ...

It's one thing for Mrs. Chen not to want her son to marry this little whore, but how dare this little whore despise her son and play with her son?
"Bah! You little whore, what are you even erecting a chastity memorial archway after becoming a bitch! You are shameless! My old lady will fight with you!"

Mrs. Chen rushed towards Mao Danniang, the scene in the hall was chaotic for a while, and it took a long time for Village Chief Zou to suppress it.

He called Mrs. Chen to come, and persuaded her in a low voice: "This hairy girl is not bad, she is still young, and she can still have a baby if she marries Xiaotian. She is still working in Xu's workshop, why not marry her? It's not like me." When the elder brother said, Xiaotian is like that, it is difficult to marry a wife, you want her to be a bachelor for the rest of her life?"

The Zou family and the Chen family escaped from the same village before, and they used to be the village chief who was in charge of the Chen family, and Mrs. Chen could listen to him.

Besides, what he said was true.

Mrs. Chen glanced at Maodanniang, thinking that Maodanniang is smart and likable. This Maodanniang works in a workshop and earns a lot of money a year. If she marries Xiaotian, Xiaotian will be prosperous for the rest of her life. up.

Thinking in this way, she just nodded her head out of the blue, marry as soon as she gets married, for the sake of this hairy girl's good looks, she can give her a good-looking grandson.

Seeing that she was relieved, Village Chief Zou looked at Maodanniang, and persuaded her, "Maidanniang, you are still young, and if you marry again, there is someone who knows what's cold and hot, what's wrong? We are all in the same village. Yes, I know how to help each other, if Oda dares to treat you badly or Maodan, I will not agree first, how about you, Maodan, you will marry me?"

Maodanniang shook her head: "I know the village head is doing my best, but I said, I won't marry again."

Village head Zou had a headache, looked at Mao Danniang and said, "You really don't want to marry Mrs. Chen?"

Maodanniang: "I won't marry."

If you don't marry me, why hook up with others?Is it exciting to steal someone without a name or a score?
Village head Zou despised her in his heart, this little widow who couldn't bear to be lonely would be troublesome in the village, don't go back and hook up with some unmarried boy.

He couldn't help saying: "If you don't marry, then I will have to drive your mother and son out of the village!"

"Yes! Drive her out of the village! Drive her out immediately!" Mrs. Chen jumped up, she gritted her teeth and agreed to her son marrying her, this little whore is capable, if she doesn't marry, who is she?What the hell!
Maodanniang didn't panic at all, she glanced at old man Xu sitting over there, and said, "The one who will be kicked out of the village should be your Chen family!"

"Do you know why I hooked up with Chen Xiaotian? That's because he approached me out of nowhere. I don't even look down on his sloppy appearance, but I just want to see his work! Close your eyes, Everything is the same, the most important thing is to be comfortable.”

Everyone: Listen, how about Mrs. Chen scolding her for being shameless? Such a thing can be said.

Some women, such as Hong Shi: Ouch!Can't tell, Chen Xiaotian is lean and lean, and his work is quite good?The little widow, who has been empty for so long, is content to say that she is comfortable!

Mrs. Chen was so angry that her face turned black, and she kept scolding: "Little whore! You are shameless! You bastard! You bastard! You have the nerve to say that our Chen family should be kicked out of the village? You shameless slut, look at you!" That's a coquettish look!"

Mao Danniang didn't answer her words at all, looked at Village Chief Zou, and continued: "Do you know why Chen Xiaotian came to hook me up? That's because someone gave him money and asked him to inquire about Xu's workshop! He I slept with me a few times, and what I said inside and outside the words, I was asking me how the soap is made!"

Everyone who was originally listening to the jokes was shocked when they heard Mao Danniang's words.

Even Mrs. Chen's expression changed.

Old man Xu was going to walk home, but was dragged by village head Zou, saying that it was a matter for the whole village and that he stayed here so that someone from every family would be here to be a witness.

Regarding the matter of stealing people or not, he is not interested in joining in the fun. He was thinking about what he would say at the reunion dinner tomorrow. Suddenly, he heard the words Xu's workshop and immediately turned to Mao Danniang looked over.

Village Chief Zou also jumped in his heart, "Maidan, what are you talking about? You don't want to talk nonsense!"

Maodanniang said disdainfully: "I'm not talking nonsense, if you don't believe me, tie Chen Xiaotian here, just ask him and you'll know."

Village head Zou glanced at old man Xu, he also had a headache, and immediately called his two sons to look for Chen Xiaotian and bring him here.

While waiting, Village Chief Zou first asked Mao Danniang, "If this is the case, then did you also leak the secret of the workshop?"

"I signed the contract, and I have to pay 1000 taels of silver, and I'm not stupid!" Maodanniang said, "It's just hanging on Chen Laosan and letting him come to me again. Besides, if I say He won't come to see me anymore, will he?"

Everyone thought: With your seductive appearance, he still has to come to you after talking about it. It's a good thing for nothing. How can a person without a daughter-in-law stand it?
But thinking about the 1000 taels of silver contract, I don't think Maodanniang would be so stupid.

Not long after, the two sons of Village Chief Zou came back.

"Father, I didn't find Chen Xiaotian, someone said they saw him running out of the village!"

If you run away, the monk can't run away from the temple. His family is here. If you don't believe him, he won't come back. Tomorrow will be Chinese New Year.

At the moment, Village Chief Zou asked everyone to disperse first, and wait for Chen Xiaotian to come back to the village.

After returning home, Mrs. Chen was so flustered that she couldn’t sit still. She had no energy for fried meatballs. She called the eldest and the second to ask, “Didn’t the three of you brothers stay in Wumapo to work during this period? , when did Oda meet and talk to outsiders, do you two know?"

The three brothers of the Chen family were all selected to work in Zhujiazhuang before. After the work was finished, they continued to build workshops and houses in the village. They didn't have time to go out of the village and into the city for a walk. If someone came to Chen Xiaotian, it must be The one who came to the door, Chen Boss and Chen Lao Er both worked with their brothers, there was no reason why they didn't see it.

But the two of them really didn't know, nor had they seen each other.

Chen's eldest daughter-in-law and Chen's second daughter-in-law were already in a hurry, "If this is true, the Xu family won't fire the two of us, will they? Not to mention the expulsion, if we have to pay for the contract, it will be 2000 taels for the two of us." ! Even if we sold our family, we can’t get it together!”

The two sisters-in-law couldn't help scolding Chen Laosan in their hearts, it's nothing!To cause such trouble for them, if he took money from others and didn't see him take it home, he must have hidden it himself!

Mrs. Chen was also very flustered. After thinking about it, she could only tell her son: "You two, keep an eye on it. If you see Xiao Tian coming back, let him go quickly, go out and hide, and don't come home!"

As long as the son doesn't come home, this matter is not right, so it can't be true, the Xu family won't do anything to their family, right?The two daughters-in-law can continue to work in the Xu family.

She thought well.

But Chen Xiaotian, who ran out, didn't expect that Maodanniang would confess this matter at all. He felt that Maodanniang didn't know what he said about this matter, and he certainly wouldn't say it so well that he would think that Maodanniang has a bad temper. Not afraid of these at all.

So he only thought that the people in the village knew that he was stealing people. Although it was disgraceful, but he was a big man and he was not married, so what was he afraid of?

I went out for a stroll around the city, had a good drink, and then walked back to the village leisurely.

He also thought that he didn't want to be pointed out about this right away, so he deliberately came back after going around the village from Xiaohegou, but the Hong family had nothing to do and was strolling around the village nibbling melon seeds, and happened to bump into him.

"Hey, Chen Laosan is back! Chen Laosan is back!"

……

Come on, the whole village heard it.

This time, the whole village gathered in the open space between the workshops.

Chen Xiaotian was stared at by the whole village, and Village Chief Zou asked him directly, "Who bought you with money to ask you about the Xu family workshop? What did you say?"

Chen Xiaotian: ... No, he stole people, didn't he?Why did you just say this?

He quickly glanced at Mao Danniang, that look seemed to say: How dare you say it?
Mao Danniang snorted, what is she afraid of?She didn't betray the workshop at all.

"Say it quickly! Don't look around, if you don't make it clear today, the Xu family will send you to the police, and I can't save you!" Village Chief Zou urged.

Chen Xiaotian hurriedly said: "Village chief, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand? Why would I inquire about the workshop? My elder sister-in-law and second sister-in-law are both working in the workshop. Am I so stupid?"

Sending off officials can't say that offending the Xu family, that is, the eldest sister-in-law and second sister-in-law were fired. As for the money, they can't afford it, and the Xu family will never kill them.

But if he said it, that side would really kill his whole family!