My whole family has crossed with Goldfinger

The eighth day of September is an auspicious day.

Today is Tao Dehui's wedding day.

Xu Yinyin set out for Tao's house early in the morning.

Not only did Wang Ningshuang enter the palace, Tao Dehui was the first among the little sisters to get married, so naturally she was going to get married.

The makeup had been added three days ago when the Tao family was showing off their trousseau. Today, they went empty-handed. No, it can't be said that they were empty-handed. Today, Xu Yinyin was going to be the bride's makeup artist.

Now that she is the princess of the princess, who can ask her to apply makeup herself?The little sisters have a good relationship, which is what she likes.

But all the girls in Tao Dehui's boudoir looked at Princess Jiacheng who put makeup on Tao Dehui herself, and their eyes turned red with envy.

Let’s not talk about Princess Jiacheng’s good makeup. I just want to say that it is such a blessing to have the princess apply makeup herself, and it is even more honorable.

It's a pity that they can't invite the princess to apply the makeup herself, so they can only think about it.

Xu Yinyin's fingers were nimble, and she quickly applied a base makeup on Tao Dehui and started to apply eye makeup. In the blink of an eye, everyone saw that the originally beautiful Tao Dehui seemed to be several times more beautiful, and they couldn't help but praise her.

The bride is already the most beautiful girl in the world.

The mother-in-law who was in charge of facial makeup and Mrs. Quanfu who was in charge of combing hair were also spouting free and auspicious words one after another.

Mrs. Tao took time out of her busy schedule to come over and see the progress here. She was so happy after hearing these auspicious words that she kept calling the maid to take out the specially sealed red envelopes one by one. The Tao family and the Peng family were My in-laws, that is also a master who is not short of money!
The red envelope of this happy event was full of joy, and no one refused it. They just took it and put it away.

By the time the makeup was put on, the hair was tied up, and all the complicated wedding clothes were put on, it was already noon.

All the girls gathered in the boudoir had already been invited to have lunch in the flower hall outside. Only Xu Yinyin and Tao Dehui were left in the room.

There were no outsiders around, so there was no need to be restrained. Tao Dehui took off her tiara first. It was too heavy to wear. It wasn't too late to put it on again when she was about to go out. A group of girls sat on the soft couch and talked.

Fang Youqin suddenly smiled shyly, then took out a pamphlet from his body, and handed it to Tao Dehui with rare embarrassment, saying: "Look at this pamphlet, and remember what is written on it. This is very useful. My aunt who married far away specially asked someone to send it to me, saying that she got the secret recipe from an old nanny who stayed in the palace for most of her life before leaving the palace to be honored. Most people don’t know about it, but it is very precious!"

Tao Dehui didn't know what it was, but when she heard Fang Youqin say this, she couldn't help but wave her hands, "Your aunt gave it to you specially, how can I see it?"

Fang Youqin was no longer shy, but now she calmed down and said, "Is there anything I shouldn't see here? You are all my best friends, and I am willing to share it with you."

After saying that, he looked at Xu Yinyin and others, and then said: "When Sister Xu and you get married later, I will also read this booklet with you."

Dong Qinghua was really curious and had stretched his neck to stare at the pamphlet that was thrust into Tao Dehui's hand, "What on earth is this? Sister Fang, can we take a look now? I'm so curious about what you said. If I can’t find out until I get married, then I can’t wait to get married!”

"Ah, our Tsinghua students also hate getting married!" Fang Youqin immediately started joking, and couldn't help but look at Xu Yinyin and said: "Did Sister Xu hear this? I'm afraid she wants to ask her uncle and aunt to see a better life earlier!"

"Oops!" When Dong Qinghua heard this, he couldn't help but blush, and he was so anxious that he covered Fang Youqin's mouth. What!Sister Fang, I’m just curious about the booklet you took out!Who told you to take out this booklet in a mysterious way? You don’t know that I’ve always been very curious and can’t help it! "

"Why do you hate being married? I don't!" She quickly looked at Xu Yinyin again, her tone becoming more serious.

Although Sister Xu is a good sister, she is also a future sister-in-law. How can she let her know that she hates getting married? Besides, if she really goes back and tells her aunt to move her date early, what kind of talk is that!Oops, I’m so embarrassed anyway!
"Okay, okay, I know you are very curious, so I won't tease you!" Fang Youqin smiled, and simply opened the booklet generously, "Then we won't wait until you get married, now let's get together Take a look!"

Dong Qinghua's face was still flushed, but he moved quickly. He was the first one to come over and look at the booklet.

Others also looked curiously.

When Xu Yinyin heard the secret recipe from some nun who came from the palace, she thought it was some secret recipe for raising a baby, so she wanted to talk about getting married, but when she saw it, she couldn't help but twitch her mouth slightly. stand up.

What's this?When is the most fertile time of the month to have intercourse?How many days before the small day and how many days after the small day?
Uh.
No, you're only sixteen or seventeen years old. There's no need to be so anxious and think about blooming and bearing fruit as soon as you get married, right?The bones of the body haven’t grown yet.

But thinking that this was ancient times, Xu Yinyin could understand that when later generations were so open-minded, if they had been married for one, two or three years and still had no children, the neighbors would have to whisper privately about this and that. If they had not had children for several years, , there are many people who are making divorce, and as long as they talk about it, they always talk about the woman. The woman is a hen that doesn't lay eggs, and she doesn't consider whether there is something wrong with the man's rooster.

What's more, in ancient times, people were important. When you married, you were a wife and a daughter-in-law. You looked forward to getting pregnant and having a baby early and establishing a stable foothold in your husband's family. If you still couldn't get pregnant, you would blame yourself and feel guilty, thinking that it was your own problem.

Giving birth to a child is really not a woman's business alone. From ancient times to the present, the world has been so unfair to women.

Xu Yinyin couldn't help but sigh quietly as she watched a few good sisters discuss the booklet in an astonishing way, as if they wanted to remember it firmly.

"This fertile day is wrong. If you follow this day, you won't be able to conceive!"

As soon as she spoke, several people looked at her.

"How could it be? This is the secret recipe told by the old lady in the palace." Fang Youqin said in surprise.

"So the late emperor didn't even have a princess. The last time our emperor accepted so many concubines into the palace, only his concubine gave birth to a princess. Have you ever heard of any of the other concubines being pregnant?" Xu Yinyin shrugged. Shrugging, "This method is wrong. Come, I will teach you how to calculate the correct day of conception."

She sat up cross-legged and asked Tao Dehui's maid Ziyi to find Ben Huangli, and at the same time asked Forsythia to move the little table back.

When everything was ready, she took out the charcoal pen she carried with her, opened the almanac, and started drawing.Let Tao Dehui do the math first. Are the little days always accurate?Well, if they are all accurate, then there is no problem. If you have a small day at the end of the month, then have sex during these few days in the middle of the month. The chance of pregnancy will definitely increase greatly!
Several people were a little shy at first, but when they saw her serious calculations on her face, they no longer cared about being shy. They couldn't help but widen their eyes, "So, is it really the opposite of what the brochure said?"

Xu Yinyin groaned. Seeing Dong Qinghua's expression of disbelief, she couldn't help but raise her hand and tapped her forehead, and said, "What do you think? Do you believe in me or the old nanny in the palace?"

Several people looked at each other, and Dong Qinghua quickly expressed his position, "Of course I am Xinxu, sister!"

Fang Youqin thought that almost no concubine in the palace had ever reported a pregnancy, and she couldn't help but become deeply suspicious of the book in her hand. After a moment, she put the book away and nodded: "I also believe Sister Xu."

Tao Dehui and Liu Yinyin also nodded hurriedly.

"Just trust me!" Xu Yinyin said, and asked Fang Youqin and others one by one about their childhood time, and calculated the time for them to have sex one by one when they were most likely to get pregnant.

"Let's talk first. This small day must be stable every month. If the small day is not accurate, you still have to adjust it properly before proceeding with this."

"Also, although this method has a [-]% to [-]% chance of pregnancy, it is not a simple matter for a woman to get pregnant. If you often follow this day, it will be difficult to get pregnant. At this time, We have to think about whether there is something wrong with the body. Whose body is it? Of course it is not just your problem. If there is something wrong with the man's body, how can you get pregnant?"

Xu Yinyin instructs the little sisters in a loud voice that they should not think that there is something wrong with them at the first time and fall into misunderstandings. All kinds of self-blame and guilt will destroy the good self. Things like pregnancy are the responsibility of both husband and wife. Something!
Can't get pregnant?Go to the doctor and ask your husband to go see him too!What man wants to be so proud?does not exist!If you care too much about your husband's face, then you will be the one who suffers. Besides, there is nothing shameful about this kind of thing. The husband cannot stay out of the couple's affairs. If it is not possible, the couple can have their own affairs. Just check it out secretly, don't let others know!
If both sides are fine after seeing the doctor, is it still impossible to get pregnant?Don't be anxious, calm yourself down and treat it with a normal mind. There are some things that the more anxious you are, the worse it will be. Relax yourself, what is supposed to come will always come. There is nothing wrong with your body, so don't worry.

And, most importantly, having children is really not something we women can decide!

This is a man's problem!Well, this is too shocking to say, and no one will believe it, but just believe it yourself!
But don’t doubt yourself just because you have a daughter but can’t give birth to a son!No matter when, you must remember one thing, you are the most important!If you die, what will happen to your daughter?

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Xu Yinyin talked a lot and her mouth was dry. She couldn't help but drink tea to moisten her mouth. From the corner of her eye, she glanced at the thoughtful expressions of the little sisters. She thought that she had listened to everything and was thinking about it carefully. I couldn't help but smile knowingly at that moment.

She can't change everyone, but what she can do is to instill some concepts in this regard into a few little sisters. In the future, they will teach their daughters that they will always be different from generation to generation.

If she wasn't afraid of saying too much, they wouldn't be able to bear it, and she was also afraid of scaring them. If she messed up, there would be consequences like hating marriages and hating men. Otherwise, she would still want to continue having sex with them. of.

If you can't survive, just leave. The world is so big and life is so short. It's not a big deal. Don't let yourself compromise.

Why do some men know their faces but not what they know? They know how to pua, they are perverts, they store meat in ice cellars, they climb mountains, they watch the sea, they have accidents with their carriages, they have floods at home, in short, there is so much to talk about!

But Xu Yinyin could only swallow it all and brake in time, so that it wouldn't happen, it wouldn't happen.

What I said above is almost enough for them, right?

Thinking about the few of them who are going to marry, the first Xu Dajun cannot be like this. If he dares to treat Dong Qinghua badly in the future, dares to flirt with others outside, she will be the first to destroy him!

In addition, Ye Xuran is not like that. The prefect Ye only has one wife, Mrs. Ye, and there is no connecting room in the house. The family tradition is also very good.

As for today’s groom, he is also an enthusiastic and innocent young man!
Therefore, there is no need to talk about that. Originally, the young couple could live a harmonious and beautiful life, but if they become defensive after hearing what she said, it would not be beautiful.

Xu Yinyin smiled and looked at the little sisters with extremely soft eyes, "In short, everyone will live happily after getting married! Let's raise old eyebrows together with our husband!"

I heard too much today, and several people couldn't process it for a while. I wrote down everything I thought about, and I will think about it carefully when I look back. Listen to Xu Yinyin's words, and then look at her gentle eyes. and expression, several people couldn't help but laugh knowingly.

"Well! We all want to be well! Live a happy and peaceful life!"

When getting married, dusk is the auspicious time.

At dusk, the auspicious hour arrived, and the groom's official boat, accompanied by Dong Shuangqi, Fang Zian and other friends and relatives, passed through many obstacles set by the Tao family's younger brother and others, and finally made it all the way to the bride's boudoir.

Tao Dehui, who was dressed in a phoenix crown and a hijab, was carried out of the house by her younger brother. Xu Yinyin and other little sisters watched her go away with smiles. They couldn't help but have red eyes, but they were tears of blessing.

Happy marriage!May you be happy forever!

After seeing the bride off, Xu Yinyin and others quickly slipped out of the corner door, got on the carriage, and waited on the street in advance. When the sedan arrived, they followed the welcoming procession all the way to Qiaoshi Street in a lively manner. Go to the Fang family.

They also want to go to Fang’s house for a wedding banquet!
We are all acquaintances and go back and forth, so this is a courtesy.

So, following a group of ladies and girls in the side hall, they watched the newlyweds pay their respects, and finally sent them to the bridal chamber, and then went to the bridal chamber. The cat watched in the crowd as the groom picked up his hijab, revealing the bride's face. The groom was fascinated by Zhang Mingmei's face, which made everyone in the wedding room burst into laughter.

Then I watched the newlyweds drink Hexin wine, and finally the ceremony was completed.

As the night falls, the lights of Fang's house are brightly lit, as bright as day.

Xu Yinyin and others sat at the same table and happily ate the wedding banquet before bidding farewell to the host's family and returning home.

On this day, there were weddings and wedding receptions, and she got up early. Xu Yinyin was really tired. As soon as she got back, she hurriedly took a shower and went to bed to rest.

Have a good sleep, tomorrow is a new day!

Tomorrow, the ninth day of the Lunar New Year, I’m going to climb a mountain.