Me who fears women travels with beautiful girls

Chapter 334 36, The Millennium Horror Story ([-])
Jihai, August 207 BC

Witnessing Hu Hai returning to the palace, he was in a trance, and couldn't tell whether it was his own eyesight or the officials' brains.I don't know what disease I have, whether it is a disease of the eyes or a disease of the brain.

Time flies, and thousands of years passed in the blink of an eye, and now, on this luxurious yacht, similar symptoms seem to recur.

Raomeng's soft words pressed down on Song Wenbin like a heavy mountain, making him almost unable to move, but he had to say something, so many people were looking at him.But no matter what he said, there was only a dead end.

He doesn't want to die.

Not at all.

But how can we save ourselves?

Is the thing in my hand a peach or a watermelon?
Which answer will allow him to escape?
"Say!!"

Raomeng forcefully said.

The black-haired maid beside her widened her eyes excitedly, her body trembling uncontrollably.

Crazy and dense floods of boredom on the bullet screen, the anchor who came here stared at Song Wenbin with wide eyes, as if he saw the student who was called by the teacher to get up to answer questions in class.There is no question that the problem is highly difficult, borderline unsolvable, and brutal.

They were very fortunate that they were not the ones named.

unavoidable.

There is no going back.

Song Wenbin, who was named, took a deep breath, stood up bravely, bowed and saluted the other party, and tears flowed down naturally.

He choked up and said: "These days... I shoulder the mission of the country, the expectations of countless viewers and fans, the development of the company, and your request

The country not only requires me to complete the task, but also requires that what I can complete is in line with morality.

The audience wants me to interact with the beautiful girl, but they don't want anything to happen between me and the beautiful girl.

The company not only wanted me to be wild and active during the show, but also wanted me to be obedient after the show was filmed.

My parents hope that I will become a dragon and a phoenix, but they don't want me to bear the danger of being a dragon and a phoenix.

Colleagues hope that I can treat them better, but they also hope that I can be more interesting to them..."

Speaking of this, Song Wenbin was already in tears, and he said emotionally: "Even so, I will be scolded and questioned by countless people, what is the purpose of this choice now, and what can it bring to you? What... I really, I look glamorous on the surface, I am a big star in the sky, but in fact, I am just a social animal in a dilemma... I have reached the limit, please do me a favor, don't embarrass me anymore ..."

Such a sincere speech, coupled with Song Wenbin's tearful appearance.

After listening to Song Wenbin's words, the other anchors on the boat couldn't help but think about the difficulty of their journey. For a while, the men were silent and the women were crying. Some big anchors with a sense of justice couldn't help but stood up and pleaded for Song Wenbin.

"Okay, okay, Raomeng, forget it." Brother Lei said.

"Boss Rao, come, have some drinks, let's go sea fishing, sea fishing is very interesting..." the patriarch licked his lips and poured a glass of champagne for Rao Meng.

Nami sauce also hurriedly pulled Raomeng's hand and said, "Mengmeng, do you want to play something else? I just thought of a very fun game..."

However, Rao Meng didn't feel soft-hearted because of anyone's pleading. She held up the indescribable round object, looked directly at Song Wenbin, who was dripping with tears, and said softly but coldly: "No one here is easy-going." Yes, right? Miss Teacher, I don’t need and don’t want to hear your complaints. Now, you just need to tell me whether this thing is a peach or a melon.”

"Dream..."

Brother Lei still wants to persuade him to say something.

boom! !

Raomeng suddenly raised her calf and crushed a glass of champagne on the table with her foot.

"Today, I invited Teacher Yan to come here. Others just need to watch, and see what kind of person Teacher Yan is."

With the shattering of the glass and the dripping of the wine, the anchors gradually quieted down. In the final analysis, they are just elves attached to this huge system. Even if it is just a fang, it is enough to make the bravest elf feel fear.

Song Wenbin's tearful appearance quickly stopped. As an adult, he gave up this attempt when he found that softness and tears were useless.

His investors are not good men and women.

What she wants is far more than money.

"Is it a peach or a melon?" Rao Meng asked reluctantly.

Song Wenbin was silent.

At a certain moment, Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan was clearly aware of the situation in which he existed, and he clearly saw his own measure.If he is weak enough, he can say that this is Tao without hesitation, and if he is strong enough, he can also say that this is Tao without hesitation.

But he is not weak enough, nor is he strong enough, he is stuck in a middle place, neither up nor down.Then a peach is not a peach to him, and a melon is not a melon.

It turned out that his whole life's hard work could only prove that peaches are just peaches.

It turns out that peaches are not just peaches, and melons are not melons.It turns out that when the strength is not enough, even the original appearance of things becomes extremely blurred.

Ah, it looks like a peach is not a peach, that's probably the case.Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan thought.

"Is it a peach or a watermelon, answer me!!"

Rao Meng asked sharply.

Forced to the corner, Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan raised his head little by little, as if there was no way to retreat. His expression was pale, but there was a trace of unshakable determination.

"Such as…"

"What?" Rao Meng didn't hear clearly.

"Like..." Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan's lips twitched, and he suddenly realized.Yes, he is a Chinese. For Chinese people, how can there be a real desperate situation?

"Like what?" Rao Meng asked.

"Like a melon." Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan said.

At this moment, the wisdom of thousands of years, Sakyamuni, Confucius, Lao Tzu, the soul possessed, he is not alone!He is not alone! !
At this moment, Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan grasped the source of all laws of the universe, and embraced it heartily! !

At this moment, Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan realized the essence of quantum mechanics, and he became Schrödinger in the field of internal entertainment! !

As the saying goes, Dao can be said, very Tao, name can be named, very famous, in an extraordinary situation, extraordinary people have made extraordinary choices.

At this moment, Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan broke away from the dualistic three-dimensional time and space, and briefly entered the indescribable and wonderful world, which was where he came from and where he returned.

"Like a melon." He looked at the indescribable object in Raomeng's hand, and said firmly.

The anchors on the side were all stupid, and the tens of millions of viewers who were going to watch the disgusting teacher make a fool of themselves, watch the fun, or worry about the disgusting teacher were also stupid.

They sat on the yacht, in front of the mobile phone, on the sofa, on the roof, behind the bars, at the bottom of the well, in the car, and the audience sitting on the tree opened their mouths in shock.

Of course, the ones who were most shocked were Raomeng who asked the question, and Shentujia who was standing beside her. The two of them looked at the almost unrecognizable guy in front of them in astonishment.

"Like a melon? What is that? Is it a melon?"

Raomeng asked uncertainly, she couldn't turn her head around.

"Like a melon!"

Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan was trembling, but said loudly.

"What's the matter?"

Raomeng was confused, she had never heard of such a thing: "I asked you if it was a peach or a melon!"

"Like a melon." Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan said again.

"I'm fucking asking you if it's a peach or a melon!"

Although Raomeng's voice was cute and a bit twitchy, but at this moment it was already showing its fierceness.

"It's like a melon." Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan said.

"That means, it's a watermelon!" Raomeng asked uncertainly.

"No, Rugua."

Raomeng's eyes widened, as if her brain was about to burst into smoke.She frantically asked: "Is it a peach or a watermelon!! Tell me!!"

"It's like a melon." Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan spread his hands and said.

"I think you are crazy, hate teacher!!" Rao Meng screamed.

"I'm not hating the teacher." Song Wenbin/Teacher hating made another shocking statement.

Shentujia on the side was so furious that he almost took off his mask and physically destroyed the man.

"Oh? You don't hate the teacher, what are you?"

She asked in a rare, bitingly cold way.

"It's disgusting."

"What is Ruyan?" Raomeng and Shentujia were both stunned.

"If it's disgusting, it's not disgusting, it's called disgusting."

Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan said calmly that after finding the source of all dharmas, his heart gradually calmed down, and countless truths began to flow through his heart. This feeling is so wonderful.

"What the hell are you talking about!!!" Rao Meng beside him was already furious, what this man said almost made CPU smoke.

"Stop playing with me!! I'm asking you!!! This--damn--is it--peach--or--melon!!" She screamed word by word , I am afraid that I am not expressing clearly enough.

Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan was completely unmoved, he said flatly: "Like a melon."

"Come, come!!" Rao Meng laughed angrily, "Explain to me, what is Rugua, what, fuck, what the fuck is called Ru!! Gua!!!"

"Like a melon is not a melon, but a famous melon."

Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan raised a finger and talked eloquently.

"Then you say it's a melon!" Rao Meng was ecstatic.

Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan shook his head: "Like a melon."

Be it the anchor on the side, the viewers watching the live broadcast, or Rao Meng, all because of this conversation, the CPU started to smoke.

This conversation was so weird that it was recorded hundreds or even thousands of years later.In the torrent of information thousands of years later, the crazy conversation with this loli is still circulating, and because of its high abstraction, people even translated it into scriptures and passed it down from generation to generation.

So I heard that, for a while, I was tired of being in Hainan Island, Haitian Amusement Park, together with 20 anchors. At that time, Raomeng held up peaches, referring to peaches as melons, and I was tired of talking about it. What is this? melon.Tired, what do you mean?Can we meet in China?No!Living beings, if they see melons but not melons, they will see the middle earth.

……

……

And go back to thousands of years ago, back to the place where the incident happened.At this historic moment, the female anchor on the side looked at the center of the silent storm, Song Wenbin, who was already dumbfounded, and murmured: "He is so powerful..."

Brother Lei looked at the disgusting teacher and burst into tears for no reason.Only a man in that position who has experienced similar difficulties can appreciate the madness and horror of this moment.

I see, is this Rugua, is this hating the teacher?Sure enough, the reputation is well-deserved.

And in the invisible cyberspace, a bigger storm of madness has swept through the minds of countless viewers who are actually watching the live broadcast. This is the first time for many people to witness the real manifestation of the uncertainty of the universe. Nothing to say, only shouting.

hate.

厌？
Disgusted!
Disgusted! !

Disgusted! ! !
But for those who face uncertainty directly, for those who do not practice enough, that uncertainty is as terrifying as Cthulhu.

In the long silence and mental tension, Raomeng looked at Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan, drooling from the corner of her mouth, she felt that her brain was about to break down.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ha! Ah! . . . "

The crazy brain rotation has consumed her huge physical strength, making her almost unable to stand still.

"No... I'm asking you... Rugua, is it... a melon or a peach." She asked desperately.

"Like a melon, that is not like a melon, it is called a melon."

The peaceful Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan answered frankly, without any reservations.

"Uh...uh..."

Raomeng felt her heart twitch violently, she clutched her chest tightly, and pointed at Song Wenbin/Teacher Yan.

Undoubtedly, she couldn't accept this answer. In this world of no support, in this world full of uncertainties, she urgently needs a certain answer, an urgent need, a pillar that she can rely on.Without that answer, the boundless uncertainty almost swallowed her up.

"woo woo woo woo…."

At some point, she broke down and cried.

"Why are you like this..."

Tears of grievance flowed from her, she flattened her mouth, and begged in pain: "Is it a melon or a peach? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me ah!!!!"

"Like a melon," Song Wenbin said.

Rao Meng couldn't take it anymore, she rolled her eyes and fell backwards straight.

The anchors on the side turned pale with shock, rushed up one after another, hugged Raomeng, and shouted: "Raomeng! Raomeng!! Wake up, Raomeng!! Are you okay!!"

Raomeng, chasing a definite answer but suffering from the uncertainty of the universe, rolled her eyes, foamed at the mouth, and her body twitched non-stop.

Her fall caused great chaos on the yacht.Seeing that everyone's attention was drawn away, Song Wenbin was shocked and recovered from the terrible interrogation.He looked at Rao Meng who had fallen to the ground, and quietly stepped back in horror.

Retreating to the stern of the yacht, he gasped in shock like a headless fly. This wave was simply too terrifying, too terrifying.He has been to so many countries, no, he has lived such a big life, and he has never seen such a horrible thing.

Fortunately, Amitabha Buddha blessed him, allowing him to successfully fool a wave.

Without time to slow down for a while, he wiped the sweat from his brow, ran wildly, and looked for it at the stern of the boat. If he remembered correctly, there should be a lifeboat on such a big ship. He didn't want to be in it for a second Staying on this terrifying ship, at this moment, he just desperately wants to return to a safe place, and return to his colleagues.

After this search, he really found a small kayak near the strings of the boat. He shed tears excitedly, and hurriedly reached out to untie the rope on the kayak, but after untiing it for a long time, he still could not untie .This made him frightened again, and his eye sockets became wet all at once.

"Calm down, calm down, you hate the teacher, calm down..."

Song Wenbin tried to untie the rope while comforting himself.

However, at this moment, a sharp object hit his lower back, and he heard cold words behind him.

"Don't move, you will die if you move."

(End of this chapter)