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Chapter 202 "Face"

After eating cakes in the courtyard of the official office, each of them started their own work. Fairy Yi and Qingya went to the dressing room to boil some emergency medicines and powders, which were used to distribute to the craftsmen who did the spring plowing and reconstruction work. It's bumpy, so the medical fairy has prepared some pain-relieving and stasis-removing medicinal powder for everyone.

The head of Luanming County, He Feng Shiqi, also returned to the front hall to start rebuilding the registration work, but compared to the migrant workers who were busy until the early morning yesterday, there were slightly fewer people who went to the government office to prepare for registration.

Zhou You and Su Yan were on vacation today, Su Yan wandered into the kitchen busy with his own affairs, while Zhou You sat in the gazebo, doing ideological work for himself.

Whether to go out of the city to watch the legendary Bai Ze, or choose to stay in the flower bureau honestly.

Zhou You was still deeply entangled, and secretly sighed in his heart that he was unlucky and cheap, wouldn't it be better if he got a bargain and laughed secretly?How could you be so cheap and offend that catfish spirit's family?

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"chew chew chew"

In the kitchen, Su Yan emptied out the island that had been filled with fruits and vegetables, and placed a polished and oil-soaked smooth board on it, on which were placed raw fig gum and a stone mortar.

In addition, there are jars of powdered sugar, sweet-scented osmanthus powder, chrysanthemum powder, some peach blossoms, jasmine flowers, chicken tongue fragrance and other medicinal powders that Su Yan has just ground himself.

Su Yan is preparing the formula of chewing gum, which corresponds to different customers. Some customers who are looking for cost-effectiveness can choose cheap chewing gum, which is fig gum mixed with chicken tongue flavor powder and powdered sugar.

The price of this one is about one penny and three pieces. Compared with the cost price, it is of course profitable but not much, so Su Yan greatly reduces the chicken tongue fragrance on this basis, and mixes pollen with powdered sugar to increase the fragrance, making a A floral-scented gum that girls and ladies should love.

And high-end products made of Lingzhi powder.

Although the formula of chewing gum varies, the raw materials of chewing gum must contain fig gum, powdered sugar, and chicken tongue to neutralize the sweet and greasy taste, so that the sweetness will not be too prominent to cover up the fragrance of other added flavoring powders.

Su Yan heated the fig gum over water, took out the fig gum that melted away from the water, kneaded all the prepared powder into the gum, then divided it into his mouth and chewed it, and wrote down the aftertaste with a charcoal pen.

"Well, the basic model is similar to osmanthus fragrance, but it may still lack some gimmicks."

Su Yan put down the scissors and charcoal pencils, looked at the finished products on the table, and raised his hand to sweep all of them into a bowl, ready to take them out for his friends to taste. A bold idea gradually formed in his mind.

Because it was too bold, Su Yan couldn't make up his mind for a while.

"Sister Junxia, ​​come and taste my chewing gum."

Su Yan came to the front hall with a bowl, handed it to Luanming county head He Feng Shiqi, and asked them to comment.

"it is good!"

County Lord Luanming saw the chewing gum in the bowl, and he didn't think it was strange. He raised his hand and picked up a yellow one, threw it into his mouth and held it slightly, using the temperature of his mouth to soften the hardened fig gum after cooling.

The research and development of chewing gum was originally thought of by Su Yan alone, and then everyone prepared tools together to research the basic chewing gum in the kitchen.

Therefore, Lord Luanming didn't find anything strange when he saw the chewing gum, and even knew how to eat it.

"Is it a new scent? It feels pretty good. The slightly spicy feeling numbs the perception of sweetness in the mouth. The scent in the mouth escapes during chewing, and then feeds back into my mind through the nasal cavity."

County Lord Luanming savored the sweet-scented osmanthus in his mouth, and marveled at Su Yan's clever idea. Since he chose the more pungent flavor of chicken tongue, it covered the sweet and greasy taste of powdered sugar and fig gum, as well as the earthy smell of dried sweet-scented osmanthus.

"Slightly spicy."

Feng Shiqi ate the basic type of chewing gum, so that a lot of chicken tongue flavor stimulated her tongue.

"I'm also satisfied with the taste of chewing gum, but I still feel it's shortcoming and gimmick. After all, our stuff is relatively fresh."

Su Yan lowered his voice, and said to the two: "So I came up with a bad idea, that is, our chewing gum is actually made by beautiful girls, so that girls can rest assured to buy our chewing gum, and it can also attract a little bit of attention. Some stubborn male customers."

"I think so, but I don't know if there will be adverse effects under such a banner."

"Forehead"

County Lord Luanming was stunned for a moment, with a slightly surprised expression on his cheeks, then he chuckled, picked up the chewing gum on the table, lifted it up, and slapped the shocker:
"Everyone, fellow Taoists, look at me."

The monks who were originally squatting on the front hall, scratching their heads and filling out the post-disaster reconstruction, all looked at the magistrate of Huahua, who slapped the gavel tree and didn't know what happened.

"Here are some teeth-cleaning gums, all of which are chewing gums that my pretty good sister personally rubbed out for me one by one—tasting. Do you want to taste my sister's craftsmanship? But, after tasting, you need Write a [-]-word essay to express your impressions."

The monks who stayed in the official office to fill out the forms were basically semi-illiterate monks, who had a lot of brute force, but their writing skills were very poor, and forgetting to write when they picked up a pen and scratching their ears abounded.

Filling in the hundreds of characters in the form made them miserable.

Let them write a small composition of [-] words, but it will be a pleasure to directly hurt them.

"I--"

As soon as the Lord Luanming's words fell, a monk who was sitting on the steps filling out a form with a painful mask on his face immediately raised his hand to sign up for the food research conducted by the Lord Luanming.

The cultivator took off the pain mask directly, ran to the front of the counter, looked expectantly at the bowl of chewing gum, and asked the Lord Luanming:
"Is it true that you can taste it with three hundred words? Is there no need to charge extra?"

"Yes, three hundred words is enough, but the quantity is limited and each person can only taste one." County Lord Luanming said.

"Then I won't be polite." The monk chose a slightly powdered peach blossom flavored gum, followed the eating method that Lord Luanming said, softened the gum with the heat of his mouth, and chewed it happily:
"How can time be so delicious, the fragrance of flowers is slightly sweet and the sweetness is like nectar after a long drought, and it is immersed in the lungs and heart along the throat, and finally..."

The semi-literate man chewing gum, like a literati at the moment, compares his experience of chewing gum to the process of knowing each other and loving each other, singing intoxicatedly full of sour prose.

When one person opened his mouth, the other monks also rushed to the desk to eat chewing gum.

Without exception, they all agreed to the almost strict conditions of the county master Luanming to write small essays.

Lord Luanming looked sideways at Su Yan, smiled helplessly and said:
"Half of your worries are unnecessary. For example, girls may worry that men and women will not be close, but most male monks are not interested in those. There are even some men who know that the beauties made them themselves, and they may be willing to buy them at a higher price. "

The Lord Luanming patted the gavel again, and said with a serious face, "Just now. I received a voice transmission from my good sister, asking me how the chewing gum tastes. Is the size of her husband's gum still standard?"

"?"

The monk who had been chewing vigorously turned his head to look at County Lord Luanming with a strange expression on his face, and immediately there was a sound of spitting "peh peh peh" in the front hall of the government office.

Some monks took out a water bottle to rinse their mouths, and those without a water bottle even took out a knife and began to scrape their tongues.

Su Yan: "."

Are you all so...real?We are all men why make things difficult for men?

I washed my hands when rubbing the gum, but there is still a film of water on my hands!asshole!

(End of this chapter)