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Chapter 8 You are driving a hammer hook bar!

"Auntie, Auntie, I want it!"

"Then go touch them first."

My aunt raised her hand, and thousands of phantoms of water built a ladder on the wall of the backyard. One by one jumped out and landed on the street. The shape dissipated and turned into well water to soak the street floor. The next water phantom in the shape of a child is used for teaching purposes.

Hearing this, Su Yan stepped forward and squeezed the seemingly soft body of the Phantom of Water. As a result, he was surprised to find that the touch on his hand didn't feel like water, but was slightly sticky like paste.

There is a resistance when you squeeze it hard, but it penetrates when you touch it lightly.

"Is this thing a non-Newtonian fluid?"

Su Yan's hand penetrated the body of the Mirage of Water, and when he pulled it out violently, he was caught by the Mirage of Water, as if stuck inside and could not be drawn out, but when he moved gently, he could pull it out smoothly.

Such characteristics reminded Su Yan of things that had been popular on the video platform for a while in his previous life.

Non-Newtonian fluid is a kind of fluid substance that eats soft but not hard. The harder you apply the force, the higher the hardness of the non-Newtonian fluid, and the smaller the force, the more the non-Newtonian fluid looks like a ball of ordinary water.

"How is it, is it amazing?"

My aunt raised her hand and pressed it on the illusion of water: "The way water flows is not just flooding. Water can nourish all things and is the beginning of life. It can also transform into various forms of forests and wilds to punish creatures."

"As long as monks understand the preciousness of water, they can understand the power of water driven by the terror of water."

"The name of this method is: Illusory Form, and it is a precious method that monks of the water movement method have comprehended from all kinds of forests and fields."

The Illusion of Water is not a low-level spell. At a low level, the monks of the water magic are basically doctors who nourish everything with water, and they don't have any too powerful power.

But when it comes to treating the wounded, a low-level water cultivator can be beaten and cried by a wood cultivator.

The real situation of the monks of the water movement method is that as Su Yan's father said, they need profound magic power to be strong. Without the cultivation of the foundation stage, it is impossible to cast any powerful and lethal spells during the water movement method.

But in order to hurt Su's father, Chongqiong specially selected the precious "Variants of Forest and Wilderness: Phantom" for Su Yan to practice.

This is a water movement technique. From the foundation building stage, it can start to condense the illusion of water. In the Jindan stage, it can transform the forest and wild forms. In the Nascent Soul stage, it can even transform the forest and field into different forms of water.

This is an advanced spell that can be used from the foundation building stage to the distraction stage.

It is also the spell that Chong Qiong practiced before, but because of the talent of Jiao Chong, the phantom of water that Chong Qiong casts has the property of poisonousness, and has the characteristics of turbid spirit eating flesh in one move.

Being able to recognize Su Yan as a nephew, naturally the gift from her aunt can't be ignored.

They can't afford to be ashamed of the arrogant insects. No matter how they are, the arrogant insects are also a noble beast species in the demon clan. They use ordinary kung fu skills to practice for their nephews, and other divine beasts or strange beasts can laugh at them for a lifetime.

"Are you curious, why a ball of well water can be as sticky as paste? Come, let my aunt teach you how to make a pool of water sticky."

"Auntie!"

"It's normal for the Yaozu. In addition to practicing and sleeping, don't our Yaozu just want to have cubs? Females don't have any appearance and flirting skills, so how can they trick males to come back as coolies. Just get used to it."

Su Yan: "."

When it comes to business, your old man is half as elegant as your mouth full of nasty jokes, and the girls won't be clamoring that they are about to die.

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In the next period of time, Su Yan's life returned to a normal rhythm, sleeping until noon in the morning, cleaning the fence a little after waking up, and in the afternoon, he and his aunt went to the street to buy some rouge and gouache, and dressed up for the girls in the fence .

In the evening, Goulan opened for business. Recently, Goulan’s business has gradually improved, but these have nothing to do with my aunt’s hard work. The surge in customers in Goulan are all women without exception.

Now in the Goulan, female customers have an overwhelming advantage, and they all come to touch the rumored special spiritual little white fox.

The number of customers seeking marriage and children has skyrocketed.

Nine-tailed fox has a faint fragrance and is attractive. After rubbing it on the women, they seem to have a subtle attraction to the opposite sex like a coating.

When the woman catches up with Youxiang and walks on the street, she will meet the young master who comes to strike up a conversation.

When the lady came home after Youxiang, Su Yan heard the woman say that the bed board was cracked, and that the husband seemed to be 20 years younger, and the sound of the bed board "squeaked" made the maids in the house unable to sleep.

In short, the rumors became more and more evil, and it turned out that Su Yan was selling crowns in the hook bar every day, selling local cannons in boxes, and his wife stuffed a lot of silver notes into his crotch.

Talented women can see it straight, how can a hook bar be crooked into a venue for women's social activities.

But the Goulan business is indeed thriving. The girls who are in charge of playing music on weekdays can basically get rewards thrown by the wives every night, so that they have hope that they will not hang themselves as loudly as before.

Now, instead, the wives are paid more for playing horses and hangings.

In the sound of little foxes, Su Yan almost forgot that he was originally a part-time sophomore in the Goulan.

"Congratulations to Xiaoyan, today he earned another 430 taels of silver for us. As long as Xiaoyan can continue to maintain the situation, we will sooner or later break down the chicken coop next door!"

After the hook bar was closed, my aunt jumped up to the stage after counting today's revenue, held up today's account book and loudly announced Su Yan's performance, and sent Su Yan a dividend of his today's performance.

The talented girls sat under the stage and received the corresponding rewards and dividends. They applauded wildly for the aunt, congratulating the shopkeeper on getting better and better business.

"Open the hammer to hook the fence, and open the horse suspension hall."

Sitting under the stage, Su Yan rolled his eyes, secretly slandering his aunt for making money.

Most of the rewards are basically earned by those sisters or wives stuffing them in his clothes, and then rubbing the blessings of the fox fairy by the way.The wives will basically choose to leave after worshiping the gods, but the business ghosts, such as my aunt, directly put the horse hanging table there, and arrange some talented women to sit there to play horse hanging or Pai Gow to hook the madam's addiction.

A good family, Goulan, is now abruptly transformed into a complex of Fox Immortal Temple and Ma Diao Pavilion.

What the hell is a business genius, and for a while, I couldn't even tell who was relying on whom.

Su Yan was so angry with his aunt, this was completely different from the cultivation world he had imagined, not to mention the white-clothed sword immortals flying around in the sky, at least some immortal cultivators came to sit in the hook rail and listen to music while talking about the world of holding swords, At least some monks should be drinking there, talking about world affairs and gossiping for me!

As a result, there were discussions all day long about rouge and gouache, or which tailor in town made the sexiest clothes.

"I can't go on like this. It's better for me to do it myself if I expect my aunt to think about Goulan's business."

Su Yan came out of the tub, put on a practice uniform and was going to class in the backyard, and by the way complained that my aunt's accounting skills are really bad.

Goulan earns silver taels, but monks spend spirit stones on shopping!

Converting the silver taels into spirit stones can at most satisfy the spirit stones for daily practice, but when you want to buy some magic tools or medicine pills, you will be in short supply. Su Yan also wants to save some wives to beg for future daughter-in-laws.

Thinking about it, Su Yan used his water control ability to control the water in the tub to fly into the river outside the window, then turned around and walked outside the dormitory to practice illusion in the backyard.

But outside the window that Su Yan didn't notice, in the dark river, a dark blue arm wrapped in mucus stretched out holding a cup, just right, holding it on the waste water path after Su Yan poured it out for a bath.

The water was poured into the river, but part of it fell into the cup. With the dark blue webbed palm, he raised the thumb up to cover the lid, as if giving Su Yan a thumbs up.

Dark blue webbed arms slowly dive to the bottom of the river.

　Ask for tickets, ask for follow-up, ask for rewards

　　
　
(End of this chapter)