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Chapter 84 The Underage Matchmaker

"Hey! Xia Yu's young people are very strange. Normal husbands and wives don't want either. They talk about riding a big fox flying into the sky and spitting beams every day, or they want a small fox that can only be hugged in their arms."

After catching up with Sister Xi'er and Su Yan, Tu Shan Lingling was not in a hurry to talk about the marriage, but invited the two to the tea house that was open around [-] o'clock in the new year, and everyone sat down and had a good talk about the registration.

Tu Shan Lingling, who has only been in Xia Yu for two days, has already been fooled by Xia Yu's eccentricities.

Young masters like foxes that can fly. It is best to step on the void, roar to shake mountains and rivers, and spit out demon pills that can blow up a mountain. There are not many requirements for the color of the fur. The most important thing is to look very good. With a sense of strength, the body shape must be streamlined!
And the girls want a little fox, and the fur color must be white and flawless, and they know how to be cute and playful!

Tu Shan Lingling was stunned the whole time, and almost blurted out: "Are you entertaining me? Are you looking for a husband and a wife? Why do I feel that one of you is looking for a mount and the other is looking for a pet?"

"Because of their ancestors, the foxes of the Tushan family like to help other creatures lead the red line."

Sister Xi'er explained to Su Yan: "Besides, not everyone can be a matchmaker. To become a qualified matchmaker, you must be a married woman with children. Only women with a happy family are eligible to match others."

"As for the reason why the Tu Shan family is so keen on helping the living beings connect, it goes back to the experience of their ancestors. The ancestors of the Tu Shan family once had a happy marriage with the great power of the human race, and they also had a pair of smart children. , Tushan Nvjiao hopes to share her happiness and blessings, so there is a business of matchmaking in the world."

Sister Xi'er originally wanted to say something, but she chose to stop at this point, not really wanting to spoil everyone's happiness.

Telling the story from the perspective of a female girl is a story full of beautiful meanings, but if you look at it in conjunction with the background of the eve of the melee of tens of thousands of clans, it was actually a very helpless choice to talk about matchmaking at the beginning. I wanted the clan to have as many children as possible and keep the The tinder of the clan.

That period of history is very far away, so far away that even Tu Shan's nine-tailed fox may not be remembered, but only remember the story of the ancestors spreading happiness and blessings, so Sister Xi'er didn't mention those rather disappointing things.

"Senior. Do you know me?"

Seeing Xi'er commenting on her identity, Tu Shan Lingling looked at Xi'er in surprise.

"Except for you in the cultivation world, I really can't think of anyone who would fill the streets to register people's information," Sister Xi'er said with a smile.

If you want to draw a red line for someone, especially a good line, you need to reserve a lot of personal information.

Because of the special nature of the matchmaker's profession, there are not many nine-tailed foxes in the Tushan family who can really match people. On weekdays, those little foxes would sweep the streets, find some handsome men and beauties, register their information, and record their family background or advantages points, and expectations of a spouse.

"Since senior knows my identity, do you agree with me to register your child?"

Tu Shan Lingling stared at Xi'er with bright eyes, and then looked at Su Yan who was squatting on the table next to him: "I guarantee that I can find a happy marriage for him. Whether such a handsome little fox is in the human race or in the demon race, I believe There are many wealthy and generous girls favoring it!"

Sister Xi'er looked at Su Yan, who shook his head frantically.

"Hey? Why don't you agree? Don't you have any interest in the opposite sex? Don't worry, our little matchmaker is usually well-informed and has seen all hobbies. We won't disclose the information of the marriage seekers. When we enter the industry, we will tell the sky My lord has sworn."

Lingling promised again and again that she hoped that Su Yan could tell her basic information and the expectations of her spouse.

For this reason, he even went outside the box and asked Xiaoer to chop up a delicious chicken leg.

".I am not short of peach blossoms, so naturally there is no need to go out of my way to find peach blossoms."

Like an old monk in meditation, Su Yan's nostrils were filled with the fragrance of grilled chicken juice, and he looked at Lingling and said.

"It is precisely because of the abundance of peach blossom luck that you need to plant a peach tree at home, and sit in the palace, and the rotten peach blossoms will naturally fade away!"

It's rare for Lingling to meet a fox demon with an excellent appearance outside of Qingqiu country, and she has no intention of backing down easily.

Su Yan was choked by Lingling's answer, feeling that what Lingling said was really very reasonable.

Raising a tigress at home makes it difficult for other girls to get close to her, let alone eat her own tofu.

But the reason why Su Yan didn't talk about the information and take photos was not because he really didn't have any worldly desires, but because he was worried that when Tu Shan made a kiss to him, he would spread his image to let the big foxes of the Su family see it.

All the members of the Su clan have seen him before, and Su Yan believes that when they see his picture, they will definitely recognize him.

"Girl, you should find someone else! I have no plans for this right now. Is it so difficult for your whole family to find other people to register their information?"

In desperation, Su Yan could only speak bluntly.

"It's not all like that"

Tu Shan Lingling said with a delicate expression: "There are also people like my sister. When you refuse, she may just lift the table, slap you to the ground, and pull your fox legs, big feet straight Take the key point and scold in your mouth: Don't get married, right? No male, female, male or female likes one, right? "

"Damn male beast, do you want to use it? Don't keep the lychee to insult the majestic male!"

Tu Shan Lingling's face was full of subtle expressions, but she vividly imitated the scene when her sister was talking about Beng.

When the fight is on the rise, the younger brother of the twins will also join the battle and help the second sister beat the guests.

Not all the foxes of the Tushan family like to pull the red thread, some of them are purely for the purpose of completing the task, handing over the collected information to the elders and registering it in the marriage book.

Sister Tu Shan Lingling doesn't like this job, she likes a mighty and majestic strong monster king, and when she is an adult, she is ready to marry herself off and go outside to occupy the mountains and become king.

After Lingling explained, sister Xi'er and Su Yan's expressions also became subtle, and a figure of a female fox with a lewd smile appeared in their minds.

Little sister Tushan Lingling should become good sisters with Princess Wuxi, right?

"Could it be that you are also a guy without worldly desires?"

Seeing Su Yan remained silent again, Tu Shan Lingling looked at Su Yan with a face full of horror, then looked at Xi'er and said, "Madam, come and persuade your child!"

Sister Xi'er usually walks around the rivers and lakes, wearing snow-white nine tails to swagger through the city, but today, because of her appearance and shopping, she gathered her eight tails and left one outside to pretend to be a pure fox.

This is already Sister Xi'er's bottom line. The Nine-Tailed Fox worked so hard to cultivate the Nine Tails, and he was ashamed of his many years of hard work to show off and become an immortal without showing off.

Sister Xi'er is a white-haired fox, and Su Yan is also a white-haired fox cub, and seeing how intimate the two foxes are, Tu Shanlingling naturally regards them as mother and child.

"Who doesn't have worldly desires! Of course they do! And they're huge!"

Su Yan refuted Tu Shanlingling's words with a red neck.

(End of this chapter)