Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 264

A few days later, it was still a sunny morning.

Lu You got up early as usual, brushed his teeth and washed his face, stuffed his clothes into the washing machine to wash, and went to the kitchen to prepare the couple's breakfast.

The difference is that Tang Wan didn't stay in bed today, but struggled to wake up with Lu You, tidy herself up, and help him with small scattered things, such as washing rice and cooking porridge.

Di-

Logan pressed the start button of the smart rice cooker to make sure it was running normally, then walked briskly into the kitchen, her smooth ponytail swaying left and right in the air.

"It's over, is there anything else I can do?"

Tang Wan came to Lu You's side. At this time, he was using the chopsticks in his hand to turn over two sizzling pomfrets in the pan one by one.

The golden-yellow luster of the well-fried fish, coupled with the unique salty smell of sea fish, not only does not make people disgusted, but is even more attractive.

"Not yet."

Lu You stopped Tang Wan from taking a half step back to prevent the hot oil from splashing on the two of them.

"Why don't you come to that one, just the one a few mornings ago."

"Which is that?"

"Just you hugging me and asking me to help you do this and that, it feels quite fun."

Tang Wan curled her lips and said with disgust: "Bad guy, you're just greedy for me."

Having said that, Logan obediently pressed her soft body to Lu You's back, with her hands around his waist.

The full and solid touch came from behind, and Lu You instantly felt that life was satisfied. Isn't the reason for living is this sip of milk?
"I can't help it, my girlfriend has the posture of a big D, who doesn't love it?"

Tang Wan hit Lu You on the back with her forehead, and said, "Trouble, I don't want to be loved by others, you are enough."

Lu You smiled without saying a word, put one hand on the back of Tang Wan's hand, and rubbed it lightly, the smooth and soft touch made people want to stop.

"correct!"

Tang Wan suddenly raised her head and said, "I remembered something, I don't know if I should tell you."

"Is it something unspeakable?"

"a little bit."

Lu You adjusted the firepower of the small gas stove, and estimated that it would take about 5 minutes to fry the two fish, enough for him to chat with Tang Wan.

So he untied his hands around his waist, turned his head to face Logan, and said softly, "Tell me, what is it?"

Tang Wan raised her face and said solemnly: "I suspect that I have cheated mentally."

"Huh? How do you say that?"

"In the past few days, I have always had the same dream repeatedly. In the dream, there was a pig that kept gnawing on my mouth. The most outrageous thing is that not only did I not resist, but I also enjoyed it very much and responded enthusiastically to it , my underwear is a little wet when I wake up in the morning, do you think I cheated on you?"

Lu You: (*I`*)
A few black lines appeared out of nowhere on Lu You's forehead, and for a moment he didn't know whether he should tell Tang Wan the truth.

"Isn't that how the pig kissed you?"

Saying that, Lu You pinched Logan's chin, lowered his head and kissed her lips, the attack was as dense and intense as raindrops.

"No~"

The kiss came too suddenly, Tang Wan was a little caught off guard, so she had to close her eyes, tightly gripping Lu You's clothes with her slender fingers, and let him attack the city.

For a long time, the lips are divided.

Tang Wan threw herself into Lu You's arms with a red face, her red lips parted slightly, and she gasped lightly.

"You engage in a sneak attack! You don't talk about martial arts!"

Tang Wan clenched her fist tightly and beat Lu You's chest weakly.

Lu You held Tang Wan's waist with his left hand, brushed her egg-like face with his right hand, and said with a smirk, "This thing is all about surprise, otherwise it won't be exciting enough."

"But you can't kiss me while I'm sleeping! Wouldn't it smell weird if I didn't brush my teeth in the morning?"

"Um……"

Lu You thought about it seriously, and said, "It's okay, it's sweet, it's neither bitter nor smelly."

"You still say it! I don't care about you! Make your own breakfast!"

Tang Wan pushed Lu You away in embarrassment, and ran out of the kitchen without looking back.Looking at the back of her running away, Lu You felt a little funny.

"We've been together for more than a year, isn't that embarrassing?"

……

Two 10 minutes later.

While bringing out a plate of steamed dumplings, Lu You shouted towards the living room, "Tang Wan! Come over for breakfast!"

Not long after, Tang Wan, who was still full of unhappiness, came to the restaurant, her pursed mouth could hang a small oil bottle.

"Lu You, I announce a rule."

Lu You filled two bowls of porridge and placed them in front of his and Tang Wan's seats respectively.

"What rules, you say."

Logan sat down on the dining chair and said, "From now on, you are not allowed to make small moves while I am sleeping."

"Okay, don't do it."

On the surface, Lu You agreed very simply, but what he thought in his heart was: Anyway, you are asleep, and you don't know what I'm doing. If you don't know, it means you haven't done it.

Tang Wan doesn't have mind reading skills, so even if she has doubts in her heart, she can't see Lu You's real thoughts.

"It's quite straightforward to promise!"

Lu You picked up the porcelain bowl and took a small sip of the light yellow millet porridge.The rice is soft and rotten with a slight sweetness, which is most suitable for breakfast.

"I'm going to a training camp later, what are your plans? Do you stay at home and watch TV shows?"

Logan smashed the egg in her hand on the dining table with a "snap", and rolled it back and forth a few times to completely crush the eggshell.

"Sister Miaomiao called yesterday and asked me to accompany her to the mall to buy clothes, and I agreed."

"buying clothes?"

Lu You's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Is my black silk with English in place?"

"Fuck you!"

Tang Wan rolled her eyes at Lu You, and said angrily: "Who have you seen who would go to the mall to buy sexy clothes? If you want to buy it, you can also buy it online."

"That's it."

Lu You was slightly disappointed, but returned to normal in an instant, and said, "It's good to buy clothes. Summer is coming, and it's time to change."

Tang Wan threw the egg covered in red fruit into the sauce dish, and after rolling it around for a few times, the white and tender egg whites were stained with the color of soy sauce.

"What style of clothes do you like, I'll buy them and show them to you."

Lu You took out the tenderest piece of meat from the fish head, put it in Tang Wan's bowl, and said, "You know, I don't have any hobbies for elegance, and I only focus on two words, vulgar. Go outside, how many people are there?" How much to wear, at home, how much to wear. As for the style, how to do it. "

"Steamed shrimp heads! I regret having you as my boyfriend."

"It's useless to regret! Living in my house and eating my rice, do you think you can still run? Accept your fate!"

……

07:30am.

Lu You hugged Tang Wan and gnawed a few more mouthfuls. After she was satisfied, under her resentful and reluctant eyes, she left her warm little home and went to Capital University alone to participate in the second round of training.

On the way, I bumped into Zhang Zhichuang who was still yawning.

"Hey, brother hemorrhoids! You're so tired, what time did you go to bed last night when you got glue?"

Zhang Zhichuang turned his head, just in time to see Lu You's teasing smile.

"I didn't fight, I just couldn't sleep."

"Really?"

Lu You stepped forward to put Zhang Zhichuang's shoulder, and continued to tease: "Then why can't you sleep?"

Zhang Zhichuang looked away as if guilty of guilt, his eyes were full of panic.

"If you can't sleep, you can't sleep. There are so many reasons!"

Lu You:
Zhang Zhichuang really couldn't stand Lu You's watching eyes, so he shook off his arm vigorously, and said angrily, "What are you laughing at! What's so funny!"

Lu You's smile didn't decrease but increased, and he said without restraint: "I think of happy things."

"What are you happy about?"

"My girlfriend told me last night that she wants to spend the rest of her life with me."

"You fucking!"

Zhang Zhichuang burst into anger immediately, and the anger bar filled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he could even vaguely see a light smoke coming out of his head.

"Dog couple! Die badly!"

Zhang Zhichuang lifted his foot and kicked it without sparing any strength.

Lu You dodged gracefully, dodged the knight's kick elegantly, and said back: "Don't be in a hurry, it's useless, can you find a girlfriend if you are in a hurry?"

Zhang Zhichuang clenched his fists and took a deep breath, forced himself to calm down, and replied, "What's the use of a girlfriend? Can it be eaten? It will only mess with my desire to seek truth."

"It's true that it can't be eaten as a meal, but it can make the meal more fragrant psychologically and make eating more meaningful from the behavioral point of view."

"It's useless to talk!"

Zhang Zhichuang waved his hand, and said with a firm face: "Women are meaningless to me. I am devoted to studying and dedicating to the country. Don't use such rhetoric to confuse me again! I, Zhang, have nothing to do with love and love." Dai Tian!"

As soon as the words fell, a neon clip sound came in very abruptly.

"Oh hi~"

Lu You stared at Zhang Zhichuang silently, the scene looked extremely awkward.

"Ahem, don't get me wrong."

Zhang Zhichuang coughed twice, nonsense without blushing and heartbeat: "I've been more interested in neon language lately, so I found a neon netizen and asked her to teach me to learn neon language. Pure relationship."

"Ha ha."

Lu You sneered, and mocked: "You might as well say that you are Qin Shihuang, who will raise troops to unify the earth tomorrow, and ask me to give you 100 million, maybe I can still believe it."

"I still have something to do, so I won't talk to you for now, see you in the classroom!"

After speaking, without giving Lu You a chance to speak, Zhang Zhichuang rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and ran away quickly.

"This b, really runs fast enough!"

……

Zhang Zhichuang ran behind a big tree, turned around and Lu You didn't come after him, so he stopped, leaning on the tree trunk and panting heavily.

"mmp! Why are you sending me a message at this time! Your face is swollen!"

After calming down and taking a good breath, Zhang Zhichuang fumbled for the phone from his pocket, and clicked on the letter from vx.

Full Moon Sky: Just woke up.

Yue Mantian: What about people?

Yue Mantian: Chatting with me and missing someone?

Yue Mantian: Are you playing high-cold?
full moon sky:?
……

Moon Man Tian:?

Zhang Zhichuang swipe the screen with his thumb little by little, seeing a bunch of refresh messages sent by Qin Xiyue, the corners of his mouth could not help but rise slightly.

Aim to create: Take it easy.

Aiming to create: I don’t have much traffic, don’t swipe the screen

After the message was sent, a few seconds later, a series of repetitive and unclear pictures of cats and cats' heads popped up crazily. Zhang Zhichuang seemed to be able to see his traffic passing by rapidly.

"Holy shit!"

Zhang Zhichuang quickly turned off the mobile network of the mobile phone, which stopped the jumping screen.

"Sure enough, women are all monsters, you can't touch them!"

(End of this chapter)