Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 214 I Want To Be Brothers With Him

Hearing Taibai Jinxing's words, Zhu Xiaopeng nodded helplessly and said:

"That's all right, I'll go down and order a dick first, and when I come back in a while, we'll listen to the music together in the Moon Palace tonight."

"Hey."

Taibai Jinxing nodded and continued:
"Here is the conversation with Guanyin after arriving in the lower realm. You can take a look at it."

Taibai Jinxing was talking, and handed over a jade slip, and the two walked out of the marshal's mansion together.

Fuling Mountain.

Zhu Xiaopeng came from the Heavenly Court, looked around, but did not find Guanyin, he was a little confused.

what's the situation?
What about waiting for me for three years?
Eight hundred miles to the west of Fuling Mountain.

Avalokitesvara was meditating on a hill, and Mu Zha stood aside and waited quietly. Suddenly, Avalokitesvara said:
"Hui An, let's go!"

"Yes, Bodhisattva."

So!

The plot starts all over again.

It is said that Guanyin said goodbye to Sha Wujing and traveled eastward with Hui'an for about three years.

On this day, her teacher and her apprentice saw a high mountain again. There was a bad smell on the mountain, and they couldn't walk up it. They were about to ride the clouds over the mountain, but they didn't realize that there was a strong wind, and another demon flashed up.

But see him:
Wearing a white suit with a hand fan, he is suave and handsome.

She looks better than Pan Ansai and Song Yu, and her character is comparable to Liu Xiahui.

It's so good:

Landslides and ground cracks, water flows backwards, ghosts are sad, beauty and wisdom are combined, heroes and chivalry are incarnate, everyone loves everyone, flowers bloom when they see flowers, and tires blow out when cars see cars.

A four-word summary of the old rules——(A lot of readers)
Cough!

Keep going with the script.

Seeing Guanyin and Hui An, Zhu Xiaopeng rushed up and shouted:
"Then old lady, I see how pretty you are, why don't you stay and be my wife?"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Hui An:? ? ?
His master and apprentice were stunned on the spot, what were they talking about!Are you not playing cards according to routine?

How can there be such a line in the script!

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×1000"

Hui An shouted:

"That monster, don't be rude! Look good!"

"go away!"

Zhu Xiaopeng waved his fan lightly, and a ball of mana directly swept Hui An away.

Hui An instantly felt uncomfortable, Marshal, according to the script, the two of us should be split [-]/[-], how could you beat me?

"evil creature!"

Guanyin was instantly annoyed, and he took out the willow and hit it.

Zhu Xiaopeng's folding fan turned into a nine-toothed rake, and he fought her directly.

What a wonderful:
The demon is ferocious, but Guanyin is powerful.

The wooden stick is distracted, and the nail palladium meets each other face to face.

The nine-tooth palladium is shining brightly, and the double ring is loud.

A stick, black and long, with flying hands.

Digging the earth and raising the dust, the sky and the earth are dark, and the flying sand and rocks are frightening ghosts and gods.

This is Venerable Avalokitesvara, and that is Marshal Elf.

One is a Bodhisattva in Putuo, and the other is a fairy in a cave.In this encounter and competition, I don't know who loses and who wins.

The two of them were fighting fiercely, and Mu Zha shouted:
"That splash, open your eyes and take a good look, my master is a Bodhisattva from the South China Sea, don't you recognize it?"

Hearing this, Zhu Xiaopeng hurriedly withdrew his hands and asked:

"Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, is it Avalokitesvara who sweeps away three disasters and saves eight disasters?"

Mu Zha replied:

"Not who is she?"

Zhu Xiaopeng hurriedly saluted and said:

"Bodhisattva, forgive sins, forgive sins!"

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×1000"

Guanyin is very angry.

Acting blindly for a while, and returning to the script for a while, you messed up my old lady so messed up!
She snorted coldly:

"You are a savage over there, dare to block me here?"

Zhu Xiaopeng said solemnly:

"I'm not a monster. I was originally the marshal of the canopy in the upper realm. Because I was drunk and teased Chang'e, the Jade Emperor canceled my immortal status and demoted me to the mortal world. I accidentally bumped into a Bodhisattva. Wanwang Bodhisattva forgives me!"

After speaking, Zhu Xiaopeng thought about the key words of Taibai Jinxingsai's script, and added another sentence helplessly:

"I live here eating people!"

Because Zhu Xiaopeng didn't come down before, there was no scene of the second sister egg. As for whether there was a second sister egg, Zhu Xiaopeng had to go and see again later.

Avalokitesvara heard the words and replied:

"The ancients said: 'If you want to have a future, don't do it without a future.' You violated the law in the upper realm, but you don't change your evil intentions today. You hurt life and commit crimes, but are you punished for both crimes?"

Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and replied according to the script:

"Qiancheng, Qiancheng, if I follow you, teach me how to eat wind! As the saying goes: "Follow the official law to kill, follow the Buddhist law to starve to death." Go! Go! It's better to catch a pedestrian and eat him fat and greasy. My mother! What two crimes, three crimes, one thousand crimes, ten thousand crimes!"

Avalokitesvara went on to say:

"'A man has a good wish, and the sky will follow it.' If you are willing to return to the true fruit, you will have a place to nourish your body. There are five grains in the world, and you can do your best to relieve hunger. Why eat people to survive?"

Hearing this, Zhu Xiaopeng said as if waking up from a dream:
"I want to be righteous, but I can't pray to the heavens"!"

Guanyin said:
"I received the Buddha's decree and went to the east to find a man of scriptures. You can become an apprentice with him, and go to the west once, and he will punish you for your merits and discipline you to escape the disaster."

"Will you follow, will you...wait?"

Zhu Xiaopeng was talking, when suddenly he came back to God and said:

"Bodhisattva, why didn't he become my apprentice, and I recognize him as my master with this ability?"

What grade is Tang Sanzang, damn it!Even if Jin Chanzi came here, is he worthy to be his master?

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×1000"

Guanyin's old face turned black instantly, and he was very angry.

You!Can you stop so many things, this script is almost finished, what do you want to do?
What grade are you, and you still want to change the script?

Guanyin said coldly:

"Don't worry about me so much, that's how the general situation is arranged."

Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:

"But, I want to be brothers with him!"

drop!
"Avalokitesvara's negative emotions × 1000"

"Avalokitesvara's negative emotions × 1000"

"Avalokitesvara's negative emotions × 1000"

"you…"

"Why don't you die!"

Guanyin exploded in anger in an instant, and her negative emotions soared all the way up uncontrollably, and she was just a little bit short of returning to the top of the list.

She was really devastated.

Asshole!
That goddamn marshal plus money is back.

I really want to kill you!
Gritting her teeth, Guanyin took out two catties of golden pills from her body, threw them on Zhu Xiaopeng's body, and said:

"Don't say a word to me, don't say a word!"

Shut up.

Guanyin put his hand on Zhu Xiaopeng's head, and continued:

"Now I will take the precepts with you, and I will give you a Dharma name based on your original surname Zhu, and I will call you Zhu Wuneng."

"From now on, you must keep a vegetarian diet, cut off the five meats and the three hatreds, and wait exclusively for those who learn the scriptures."

"I…"

"To shut up!"

"Hui An, let's go."

Guanyin didn't give Zhu Xiaopeng a chance to speak at all, so he grabbed Mu Zha and ran away quickly.

This made Zhu Xiaopeng very embarrassed.

"Bodhisattva, can we talk again?"

"Why don't I give you two thousand golden pills, and you ask him to worship me as a teacher? If it doesn't work, I will give you three thousand. I am a majestic canopy marshal, and my face is only worth two thousand?"

"Hey, wait a minute?"

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×1000"

Guanyin ignored Zhu Xiaopeng at all, took Mu Zha to speed up, and ran away without a trace.

(End of this chapter)