Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 237 The Marshal Has Been So Brave
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"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×1000"

Zhu Xiaohei?
I black your sister ah black!

Why aren't you called Zhu Xiaoxiong?

Zhu Xiaopeng: I was careless, this name sounds better than Zhu Xiaohei, as expected of a Bodhisattva with culture!

Guanyin said unhappily:

"Shut up, that black bear spirit was my favorite early on, otherwise why would he have such a cultivation base?"

"I didn't move before, I just wanted to leave him on the road to learn the scriptures, so that it would be convenient and cause disaster."

"Call him up for me!"

After hearing the words, Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and replied:
"If you want Xiao Hei, you can give me your lion, and we will trade it."

Guanyin replied directly:

"Where did I get the lion?"

"Golden Retriever Roar!"

Guanyin was instantly furious and said:

"You fart, why should I trade with you?"

Zhu Xiaopeng picked his ears and said:
"Then why should I give it to you!"

"For yourself, you go to buy something, you didn't buy it yesterday, and as soon as I bought it today, you came to me and said it was something you ordered. Is that reasonable?"

"You fell in love with an elixir, but you didn't take it away. I took it and you told me that you wanted it in advance and asked me to return it to you. Is that reasonable?"

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"From..."

"From..."

Guanyin was furious in an instant and said:

"Tianpeng you bastard, you are messing around."

"This golden retriever...not...this black bear spirit, I once enlightened him, taught him to practice in an incarnation, otherwise why do you think he can have the cultivation base of the Taiyi Golden Immortal?"

Zhu Xiaopeng thought about it after hearing the words, and it made sense.

After all, the strength of the black bear spirit is [-]-[-] to that of the monkey. If no one gives advice, it is obviously impossible.

Let's talk about the Bone Demon, who was beaten to death without a backer, and obviously without a backer, his strength is only average, and he only tricked Tang Sanzang with some transformation techniques.

Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:

"I thank you for your help on behalf of my little black."

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Your jungle canopy!

Is this over?

"Tianpeng, I warn you not to deceive others too much."

Zhu Xiaopeng said helplessly:

"Bodhisattva, although what you said may be right, it's too late to say anything now."

"This Xiao Hei is with me now. Not only did I feed him flat peaches and imperial wine, I even taught him the 36 transformations of Tiangang and the 72 transformations of Disha."

"Then let's say it's fair, we both invested, but he has already taken my seat, you are a step late!"

Guanyin took out the willow from the jade bottle, stared at Zhu Xiaopeng and said angrily:

"Today, do you have to do a game with me?"

Zhu Xiaopeng said helplessly:

"Bodhisattva, violence can't solve the problem. Let's... we both take a step back. He will follow me first in the past 500 years. After 500 years, I will send you to the South China Sea."

"You know, I'm going to learn the scriptures next time, I need a mount, I need him very much!"

Guanyin's face was gloomy, so he seriously suspected... This is Zhu Xiaopeng's plan to delay the attack.

indeed!

This is Zhu Xiaopeng's plan to delay the attack.

500 years from now, let alone the black bear spirit, even your Guanyin's golden retriever roar will be mine!
Seeing that Guanyin was silent, Zhu Xiaopeng continued:
"Look, it's not bad for this little blackie to follow me. I'll take him for 500 years first, then I'll feed him some flat peaches and some royal wine, and I'll give it to you after 500 years. Don't you make a lot of money?"

Guanyin frowned and stared at Zhu Xiaopeng.

She felt that this was going to be difficult. According to Zhu Xiaopeng, he gave Pantao Yujiu the supernatural powers of heaven and earth, and now he is only riding for 500 years, and he will return her after 500 years, which is very reasonable.

Even if the trouble came to the Tathagata, Guanyin would not let the Tathagata forcefully snatch the black bear spirit back.

How to do?
Time passed little by little.

Guanyin gritted his teeth and said:
"Asshole, I remember you."

"I warn you, Tang Sanzang will be here in a few days, don't play tricks in the end, if you don't give me the black bear spirit in 500 years, I will never end with you by then!"

sneak attack!

Snapped!
Zhu Xiaopeng moved closer and slapped Guanyin's buttocks.

"Bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

Guanyin was furious, my mother hadn't said to leave yet, why did you start doing it this time?
Zhu Xiaopeng ignored Guanyin and flew away after beating him.

You didn't say go, but I'm leaving.

"Sooner or later...sooner or later, I will kill you."

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Mu Zha: One hundred times.

Guanyin was so angry again, why did she feel that she was being manipulated so hard by that bastard Zhu Xiaopeng?

Even though he is a bodhisattva, he has already turned into a white body, so...he has become his younger brother, so crazy?
Outrageous!

You wait for me and see how I deal with you later.

Avalokitesvara stared fiercely at Gao Laozhuang below, then turned her head back and stared at Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice again.

Lingxiao Palace.

The immortals were stunned at this moment, and the Jade Emperor was also stunned for a moment.

Originally, they watched Guanyin and Zhu Xiaopeng arguing, which was quite amusing, but who would have expected it!At the best moment, Zhu Xiaopeng actually gave a critical blow, slapping Guanyin's ass.

This?
All the immortals, you look at me, I look at you, stare with big eyes, and feel unbelievable! !
"Did I read it wrong just now?"

"You should be right, I saw it too."

"My God, is the Marshal so brave now?"

"The key is not the marshal's bravery, but the Guanyin Bodhisattva, she is angry, she didn't fight the marshal directly, and... and..."

The Jade Emperor answered:
"You want to say, you still feel a little bit accustomed to it?"

All the immortals nodded instantly, it seems that this is really a habit, everyone can see it.

It's outrageous!
"Stains!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't help sighing, the canopy is amazing!

I just asked you to pick up a mysterious girl, I didn't ask you to make moves against Guanyin, what do you think of your motives, how impure is it!
Whose general is this?So brave!
This is my general!Very happy.

Yang Jian admired this brother-in-law more and more in his heart, and I was still troubled about how to hug him left and right, but he had already started molesting Guanyin Bodhisattva.

This is no brother-in-law, this is my elder brother, Yang Jian!

Oh yes, it is indeed the uncle now.

Of course.

Guanyin didn't know that after she lost her mind, the face of the whole Bodhisattva also disappeared.

Now the entire Heavenly Court knows that Marshal Canopy slapped Guanyin Bodhisattva's buttocks, and it felt like he was used to it.

If Avalokitesvara knew about this, I am afraid that he and Zhu Xiaopeng would die together.

Closer to home.

Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice traveled continuously for several days.

On this day, it will be late.

Sitting on the horse, Tang Sanzang saw a mountain villa in the distance, and said:
"Wukong, do you think that place is a Zhuangzi, can we stay overnight tonight?"

Sun Wukong looked at it fixedly and replied:
"Master, please go, there is indeed a village."

The two master and apprentice started to go to Gao Laozhuang.

(End of this chapter)