Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 32
The Jade Emperor looked at Zhu Xiaopeng, frowned and examined:
"The poem is well done."

"Didn't you see it before?"

Zhu Xiaopeng panicked and hurriedly replied:

"It's all due to His Majesty's good leadership, and it's all due to... Your Majesty. Compared with Your Majesty, I am not as good as His Majesty."

At the same time, he thought to himself. It is enough for His Majesty to beat me down, but don't beat me up!

I hold grudges, if you beat me up, I will beat back... your daughter if I get the chance.

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, and said casually:
"Thinking about it, you should be running to the mortal world a lot, right?"

"How is it, Si Fan?"

"I…?"

Zhu Xiaopeng didn't know how to answer it all of a sudden, it was obvious that he couldn't answer "thinking", but what should he do if he answered "no thinking" and didn't knock himself out of the realm?
"think!"

Zhu Xiaopeng made up his mind that if he was beaten, he would be beaten. I must go down to earth.

The Jade Emperor squinted his eyes, looked at Zhu Xiaopeng quietly and did not speak.

Although Zhu Xiaopeng was afraid of being punished, he was even more afraid of not being beaten down, so he became braver.

"His Majesty!"

"With all due respect, my canopy has nothing to explain about what happened yesterday, including my words of praise from the bottom of my heart."

"The dance of the seven princesses is beautiful."

My name is Zhu Xiaopeng, my nickname is Jiaqian, and my character is very smooth.

Jade Emperor:? ? ?
drop!
"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999.×99"

The Jade Emperor was annoyed all of a sudden, he hadn't said anything about this bastard, and the other party just said that to him.

The dance is beautiful?
I really want to shoot you to death.

Zhu Xiaopeng's heart is full of joy, this time I'm always going to go down to earth, right?

Stable.

The Jade Emperor paused for a while, and said:
"Tianpeng, you seem to be giving up on yourself in Heaven now!"

"Don't you have anything else to say?"

Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and said:

"Return to Your Majesty, I want to say...what I did was not right at all, please don't worry about it so much, just knock me down."

The Jade Emperor was silent and said:
"Well... you should go down to earth and go."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Zhu Xiaopeng can't wait to give the Jade Emperor a knock. Your old man finally stopped fooling me. I'm so touched.

"and many more?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a strange expression and asked, "Tianpeng, have you guessed why I came here for you?"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded and said:
"alright!"

But the Jade Emperor's face changed: "...No, you can't guess why I came to you..."

"strangeness…"

Zhu Xiaopeng was a little baffled, weird ass!

"Your Majesty, I guessed it!"

"Isn't it because last night, I watched the seven princesses dance and praised them a poem? You brought me here, aren't you also going to throw me into hell?"

Zhu Xiaopeng thought to himself. Well, stop talking, Your Majesty, let's start now?

The Jade Emperor looked puzzled and said, "When did I say that I'm going to knock you out of the realm?"

"Hey?"

Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly said in a hurry: "Your Majesty, you are not joking! What you said just now, I should go down to earth and go away. This gentleman is hard to follow!"

"Humph!"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and said:

"I let you go down to earth, am I going to bring you down to earth?"

"I came to you because I have something for you to do. It just so happens that you have given up on yourself in the heaven these two days. I have a jade talisman here. You can go to Guanjiangkou and give it to Yang Jian."

"Down to earth like this...?"

Zhu Xiaopeng's expression froze.

I've taken off my pants, why don't you show me this? ?

The Jade Emperor looked at him and replied:

"Otherwise what do you think?"

Speaking of Jade Emperor, he felt powerless to complain.

Monkey King is still raising horses in the Yumajian, Jin Chanzi is still chanting scriptures in Lingshan, Rolling Curtain is still waiting in Lingxiao Palace, and Ao Lie is still a baby dragon in the West Sea.

You can't tell the difference between big and small kings now, and you want to break free from the constraints of the heavens and become lawless?
What are you thinking!
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the Jade Emperor, moved his mouth and didn't know what to say, how happy he was just now, how disappointed he is now... Pooh!
Jade Emperor, you old six!

I really look down on you!
This is not angry with me, how can you let me hang out with you in the future?

Do not!
From today onwards, I won't hang out with you anymore, I'm going to engage in Xianfanlian, and I'm going to hang out with the Queen Mother.

I hate you! !
"how?"

"Any dissatisfaction?"

The Jade Emperor saw Zhu Xiaopeng's dejected face, the resentful little eyes, the joy of listening to the music had long since disappeared, but he felt a lot better.

"Ah yes yes yes!"

"Your Majesty, what did you just say? Send a jade talisman to Yang Jian, right? Send it! Send it! It just so happens that I haven't seen him for hundreds of years, so go chat with him."

Zhu Xiaopeng felt a little helpless now.

Got it!

Now a good news and a bad news.

The bad news is that the Jade Emperor didn't get angry and blame himself for watching the seven fairies dance.

The good news is that he is not angry when he sees the Seven Fairies dancing, which proves that in the future, he can ask the Seven Fairies to sing and dance, or even rap basketball?

The Jade Emperor didn't bother to talk to Zhu Xiaopeng at the moment, and after throwing the jade talisman to him, he disappeared into the bedroom.

Zhu Xiaopeng left with a dejected look on his face. It was a pity that the Seventh Fairy was not at home, and there was no chance meeting.

too difficult.

Outside Tao Yang Hall.

Nezha saw Zhu Xiaopeng's distraught face, he was completely different from the happy wife who came here, and asked in puzzlement:
"What's the situation! The Jade Emperor was inside just now, what happened to you?"

"Zha'er!"

Zhu Xiaopeng hugged Nezha in his arms, hugging her tightly, feeling the pressure from the little Lolita, and said in tears:

"He hurt me, and now I'm really... so sad."

Nezha was hugged tightly by Zhu Xiaopeng, he didn't know if he was strangled, or what, his little face was flushed.

"Hey, let me go first, I don't think you're hurt, why did he beat you up?"

"Heart-breaking!"

"Don't talk, let me hug you for a while."

.........

a long time.

Nezha learned from Zhu Xiaopeng that the Jade Emperor had no intention of blaming him at all, but instead asked him to send a letter to Guanjiangkou to Yang Jian... that's outrageous.

Are you deliberately taking advantage of me?

and many more?

Looking for Yang Jian in the lower realm?
Nezha suddenly said excitedly:

"Look for the second brother in the lower realm, that's great! Let's go together, oh yes...you wait for me, I'll go steal some flat peach imperial wine, let's go down and have a good meal."

Zhu Xiaopeng watched Nezha stealing chickens and dogs again, and began to think helplessly in his heart that the old sixth Jade Emperor could not be relied on, so he could only rely on the Queen Mother, or Tathagata and the others.

Drain the estuary.

Now Yang Jian listens to the tune and doesn't listen to the announcement. Although he is very chic, he is not really happy.

Because after Yang Jian married Ao Cunxin, the third princess of the West Sea, their married life was not harmonious, and their three views, personalities and thoughts were completely different.

Here it is very explained.

It is easy for a husband and wife to share adversity, but it is not easy to live together, with firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea.

"Second brother."

Before anyone arrived, Nezha's voice had already spread.

She and Yang Jian are sworn brothers.

This can't be helped, Yang Jian is someone who has caused troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and Nezha has to be sworn brothers, which is in line with the personality of Anti-Bone Boy.

(End of this chapter)