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Chapter 264 Pure nonsense!

"My family, how are you doing?"

"I'm almost used to living in another world."

"Fighting monsters with my comrades, defeating the leader of the Demon King's Army, and breaking the curse among my comrades... and so on, I have experienced various things."

"This world excites me!"

"And now..."

"I am in prison."

"Obviously our adventure has just begun"

"It's just the beginning..."

Writing here, Sato Kazuma's hands trembled slightly.

Why……

Why did it become like this? !

He couldn't control his emotions anymore, the straw he was holding was broken, tears rushed out of his eyes and flowed down.

I want to go home!
Wanna go home, wanna go home, wanna go home! ! !
Sato Kazuma likes adventure stories in different worlds very much. For this reason, he even made a detailed adventure strategy, and looks forward to realizing it one day.

Whether it's fighting the dragon, defeating the devil, or saving the princess.

He is full of confidence.

But now, this man who dreamed of showing his talents in a different world felt a strong sense of homesickness in the prison!

Let me explain briefly.

Tortured by the foolish goddess who has no money, she had no choice but to agree to go to the rock field to do tasks, and then a devastating explosion magic destroyed everything, and then was arrested by the kingdom's prosecutor Senna for disturbing the law and order.

that's all!

"Hey, hey, this is not a joke. If you are not careful, you will be beheaded."

Sato Kazuma broke out in cold sweat.

Thinking about it carefully, he was in charge of the whole process from accepting the mission, to completing the mission, to releasing the explosion magic.Even if it is to evade or defend, there is no way to start.

How to do?
Can't think of a solution!hateful!Can we only hope for the defense of those three people?They will find a way to rescue me out! ……Bar?

Thinking of those three unreliable problem children, Sato Kazuma burst into tears again.

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Axel Novice Village.

Suburbs, mansions.

Aqua, Megumin and Darkness, the three gathered at the dinner table and began to discuss how to save Kazuma Sato.

"Seriously, is it necessary to save him?"

Huihui held her cheek, looking lacking in interest.

It wasn't that she wasn't really interested, but that after releasing the explosion magic, she had already entered the state of a sage, which was why she seemed lazy.

Darkness crossed his arms and said, "He is our companion."

This sentence alone represents a position.

The only mature (?) female knight in the team, she seems quite reliable now.

"But……"

Huihui paused for a moment, and said, "This commission was done by members of our team from the beginning to the end. There is no room for delay."

That's why she asked why it was necessary.

After all, there are no off-site factors at all, and it is impossible to shirk responsibility.

However, she ignored the lower limit of a certain goddess.

"Tsk tsk tsk." Akuya clicked her tongue contemptuously, circled her index finger in mid-air, and said enthusiastically, "Huihui, do you know the defender?"

"Um???"

"It is a person who helps criminal suspects and defendants exercise their defense rights to protect their legitimate rights and interests."

Megumin's question was answered by Darkness.

She is a veritable noble lady, and she is quite familiar with this knowledge.

At this time, the goddess of water also opened her hands, as if embracing the whole world.

A holy and pure breath spread out.

However, the words she said were not holy at all: "You know, Huihui. A good defender can not only clear up wronged suspects, but even clear up wronged suspects. It doesn't matter, as long as the fault is blamed Give it to demons and liches."

Scum!

What a scumbag!

Darkness and Huihui said: 6
But considering that the other party is the high priest (goddess) who hates demons and liches, it is not surprising for the two of them.

Hum hum.

Akuya said a little proudly: "Although Kazuma's trial is already under my control, I think it's better to practice a little bit."

"That's right, this is the first time I've experienced a trial..."

"I agree too!"

Megumi and Darkness immediately agreed.

Although ostensibly practicing for a defense later on, the three of them seemed to be just taking the opportunity to role-play.

"Well, anyway!"

"Let's decide on the role first!"

"I'll be the presiding judge first, Huihui will be the kingdom's prosecutor, and Darkness will be your defender first, is that okay?"

Akuya quickly assigned roles.

Megumin and Darkness also readily accepted.

cosplay.

The three seem to be enjoying themselves.

"Then, now is the court session!"

Akuya stood in front of the coffee table, took out his fan as the judge's small hammer, and signaled that the official start was now.

Huihui took the lead in attacking: "Hezhen, whether he entrusted or directed this guy, he did it alone! No matter how you look at it, there is a problem, and he should be sentenced to death for treason immediately!"

It has to be said that the Senna that Huihui imitated is very similar, and they all convict people without explanation.

It was Daknis's turn to defend, and she immediately denied it: "No, I don't think that Kazuma sabotaged the rock site on purpose, even if it destroys the rock field, it can't constitute treason, right? Do you have any evidence?"

"... Huh? Isn't it disturbing the law and order, why is it rebellion?"

Hui Hui froze for a moment.

Darkness actually invisibly raised the charge to a higher level, qualifying Sato Kazuma, who originally only needed to be punished or punished, to the point where the death penalty was required.

This guy must never be allowed to become a defender. His professionalism is comparable to a magical lawyer who defends in reverse!
Darkness also blushed in embarrassment, it seemed that she also realized that she had made a joke.

But the role-playing continues.

"You talk about evidence, don't you?"

Megumin supported the magister's hat, slapped the tablet loudly, and shouted: "That guy... Before, he said several times that he stole the precious snacks I hid and gave Akua money on credit. The high-end sparkling wine I bought was replaced with water..."

Click!

Before he finished speaking, a crisp sound came.

Turning her head to look at Akuya who was playing the presiding judge in front of the coffee table, her pretty face was full of sullenness, the veins on her forehead were bulging, and the fan in her hand had been broken in half.

Obviously, after hearing that his wine had been secretly replaced with water, he couldn't hold back on the spot.

"--death penalty!!!"

Aqua slapped the table vigorously.

"Judge, this person has committed a heinous crime!"

"Guilty! Anything related to food is a felony!!!"

The others could bear it, but they actually replaced all the bubble wine they bought on credit with water, this guy must be sentenced to death!
"Wait, wait! This has nothing to do with disturbing the law and order!"

Seeing the chaotic scene, Darkness quickly stopped the maddened two.However, the heinous Sato Kazuma had caused too much harm to them, and the anger towards him could not be dispelled at all.

After the noise.

"No! If this continues, Kazuma will be executed!"

"Wait, there's nothing serious about it!"

Darkness strongly refuted Aqua who was worrying.

"Cough cough..."

Akuya coughed and said, "No way, let's reassign the roles. Huihui, you will be the judge, Darkness will be the kingdom's prosecutor, and I, Akuya, will be the defender!"

"Please, defend yourself well."

"Leave it to me! Let you see how powerful the strongest defender is!"

Akuya smacked her breasts with confidence, but the more confident she was, the more uneasy she felt.Who made her always lose the chain at critical moments?

"Then... the trial, let's start again!"

Snapped!
Huihui knocked on the coffee table.

Darkness took advantage of the situation and said with a serious face: "For what Hezhen did before, blowing up the rock field is tantamount to destroying the surrounding environment. Therefore, to disturb the law and order..."

"Pure TM nonsense!"

Aqua puffed out her right hand and interrupted Darkness's speech forcefully.

So strong that the air freezes.

Akua exhaled triumphantly, as if she had completed some important mission.

Darkness opened his mouth and asked in confusion: "Against? What are you opposing?"

On the contrary, Akuya said strangely: "Whatever you object to... just object."

"So, what point of view do you disagree with?!"

"No, I just wanted to yell and watch "pure bullshit". "

"Defend me well!"

Darkness scolded Aqua loudly.

"Although I said that, it is true that Aqua will speak next. Alright, let the defender apply for a claim."

"Well—if it's that house squatting..."

Akuya thought for a while, and said, "Kazuma wouldn't conspire against such a conspicuous matter. If you have to say it, he's more like the mastermind behind the scenes!"

Darkness and Megumin's internal injuries were almost suppressed by the confident look.

Huihui, who played the role of the presiding judge, asked very reductively: "That... that is to say, he gave someone an order to rebel, or induced someone from the side, didn't he?"

"Actually, he was the one who instructed Huihui to use explosion magic to blow up the mine. Is that the case?"

Aqua said what was natural.

Darkness couldn't help scolding angrily: "Isn't that equivalent to pleading guilty?!"

"Hey! Did I make a mistake, did I make a mistake?!"

This guy is at the same level as Darkness, if he defends others, not only will the charges not be mitigated, but the death penalty will be the highest.

There is no help.

Whether it was them or Sato Kazuma who was locked in the prison, they were completely hopeless.

"That!" Huihui suddenly shouted, and said timidly: "The one just now... I want to try it too, can I?"

"The one just now?"

"The one who's "clean shit"! "

The eyes of the little Crimson Demon loli were bright red, probably because Akua's aura just now was too strong, which made her want to try it.

"It can be..."

"Is there any particular reason?"

Aqua and Darkness looked at each other, but they didn't stop Megumin.

Role-playing games, it would be a pity if they were not enjoyable to play.

Megumin, who got the permission, flicked the cloak behind her, made the same posture as Aqua, and shouted majesticly:
"——Pure TM nonsense!!!"

Then, a flush appeared on the face of the posing little loli.

It's really refreshing!
Although this feeling of happiness is not as good as releasing the explosion magic, it is really not bad.

Akuya suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

"That's right! Let me tell you, let's do the practice of [Clean TM nonsense] together! If the other party is afraid of our aura, the trial will definitely be in our favor!"

"It feels good!"

Hearing this proposal, Hui Hui immediately agreed.

Darkness was obviously resisting, but the two obviously didn't intend to let her go.

"For this battle, Darkness as a crusader is indispensable!"

"Exactly! If Darkness also comes, the opponent will definitely run away."

Aqua and Megumin kept approaching.

The persecuted noble lady couldn't refuse: "For example, if it's just for a while..."

Then!

"Pure TM nonsense!"

"I'm fucking bullshit!"

"You're fucking good at talking!"

"Every one of them is fucking nonsense!" X3
In order to gather momentum, the three of them practiced all night, and the more they practiced, the more excited they became.In their view, the balance of victory is already tilting towards them!
"Everyone, let's win this lawsuit together!"

"Oh!!!" X2
The three rushed to the trial venue excitedly.

Sato Kazuma, who was in shackles, walked step by step to the place of judgment.

To be honest, he panicked!
His legs were trembling uncontrollably, his teeth were clinking slightly, his back was soaked in cold sweat, and he even had the hallucination of seeing the gallows.

"Hey! Kazuma!"

"How many of you!"

Sato Kazuma was deeply moved by the familiar figures that appeared outside the court.

I didn't expect that a few of them would come.

Sato Kazuma shouted: "Please, you guys! Although I don't expect you to do anything, don't give up on me at the beginning!"

"Don't worry, Kazuma! We practiced the trial well yesterday!"

Aqua's shout made Megumin and Darkness who came together froze.

practise?

Sato Kazuma also had a bad premonition in his heart, and couldn't help but ask: "The trial practice... what kind of practice?"

"Practice of "clean TM bullshit"! "

Akua proudly puffed out her chest, Darkness and Megumin were sweating coldly, and did not dare to look at Kazuma Sato.

Sato Kazuma on the stage was already dumbfounded.

Now, it might really be over.

On the other side, Senna, the kingdom's prosecutor who had already been prepared, pushed down her glasses and said coldly: "Is it a trial practice? It's just a child's play. Let me tell you now, the real trial is not a joke. of."

"what!!!"

The stern Crown Prosecutor had his own cold air, which forced Akuya, who was full of confidence just now, to cower on the spot, and cast a self-seeking look like Sato Kazuma.

"Hey, don't give up as soon as you come up!!!"

Sato Kazuma shouted excitedly.

Even though I know they're useless, at least put on a show, bastard!
clap clap clap!
The presiding judge knocked on the table with a small hammer, and after a round of inspections, he said loudly: "Then——now, Sato Kazuma destroys the rock field and disturbs the law and order, and the trial is now held!"

ahhh-

One side is the elite among the elites, the seasoned prosecutor of the kingdom—Senna; the other side is a trio of troubled children who have retreated before the trial began.

Sato Kazuma was filled with grief.

--I am dead!

　The air conditioner was broken, and the high temperature of more than 40 degrees made my consciousness gradually fade away. I don't know how to code this chapter.In addition, some readers said that it is not enough to watch, so double updates will start in August.Nothing else, just want to challenge their limits.

　　
　
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