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Chapter 275 Finding Your Virginity or Losing Your Virginity
It was getting late, Xiaolin and Yoyo didn't waste time outside, and soon returned to the mansion.But before the two of them could enter, there was a resounding laughter in the mansion.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha----!!!"

It's Aqua.

The stupid goddess' laughter is so loud and cheerful, it's so contagious that people can hear it right away.And the few people in the team, except for her, would not laugh so flamboyantly.

Xiaolin and Yoyo looked at each other outside the door, then walked in quickly.

When I came to the living room, my eyes were immediately attracted by the black 'briquette' on the sofa.

Forgive Kobayashi for using such unkind words to describe, but it is too appropriate.

The tattered clothes, the pitch-black face, and the explosive head enough to increase the height by several centimeters, the most important thing is that there is a faint smell of gunpowder and burnt on the body, which makes it look particularly miserable.Even so, you can still see who he is.

The man roared loudly: "Stop laughing! This is not what I think, don't you think it's rude to laugh?!"

"Haha... Even if you say that... But, but it's really... Hahaha... It's so funny." Akua held her stomach, and couldn't stop her cheerful laughter.

The man is extremely depressed.

Kobayashi saw him very curious and asked, "Sato-kun, what's wrong with you?"

"Senior Kobayashi!"

'Black briquettes' almost cried when he saw Kobayashi. He was Sato Kazuma among the members of the team, but now he looked extremely embarrassed and didn't know what happened.

"actually……"

Following Sato Kazuma's explanation, Kobayashi couldn't help laughing.

Time moves forward a little bit.

When Kobayashi left, Kazuma Sato and the disregarded Yujian Kyouya used the pocket-sized Mobile Fortress Destroyer to fight a duel in the way of fighting crickets.

"But who would have thought that all the ones I bought were hidden models? In other words, since they are hidden models, they should be very rare, right?"

Sato Kazuma complained loudly.

According to Mitsui Kyouya, there are several types of Pocket Mobile Fortress Destroyers, among which the hidden ones are the rarest, and it is impossible to obtain them easily under normal circumstances.

But with great luck, Sato Kazuma got ten hidden money in one breath.

However, the hidden model also had the self-explosion feature. After opening it, it exploded directly without giving him a chance to react, blowing him and Yujian Xiangye into disgrace.

For a while, he didn't know whether he was lucky or unlucky.

The more Sato Kazuma thought about it, the more angry he yelled: "The most important thing is, I spent 5W Eris! 5W Eris!"

"Hahaha, deserve it!"

It was fine if he didn't say it, but when he said it, Akuya couldn't help laughing again.

Huihui also thought about it: "Is it a magic key chain that can explode? You say, if the explosion magic is sealed in the magic key chain, will it explode?"

"That's too explosive, Huihui! That kind of thing is absolutely not allowed!"

After hearing this, Yoyo turned pale with fright, and quickly stopped her terrible thought.

While it's not nice to have happiness based on someone else's pain, this one is hilarious.

"Sato-kun, don't say that." Kobayashi suppressed his laughter, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "5W Eris, haven't you regained your innocence?"

"But 5W Eris, enough for me to lose my virginity!"

Kazuma Sato makes a shocking statement.

Xiao Lin couldn't help but slapped his forehead, and said a lesson: "Don't say such nonsense, idiot."

"Yes, sorry..."

Sato Kazuma bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

At this moment, Darkness came out of the kitchen and said to everyone, "Dinner is ready, why don't we serve it first."

"Okay, then eat!"

"Oh oh oh!!!" X3
Several people in the team cheered loudly, only Sato Kazuma was not in high spirits.

Seeing this, Kobayashi urged him: "Satou-kun, hurry up and wash up, we will wait for you to have dinner together."

"Senior Xiaolin..."

Sato Kazuma looked at the rest of the team.

Akuya sat in front of the dining table, rarely started, but urged: "Hurry up, idiot Kazuma, I'm already hungry! I'll give you 10 minutes, if you don't come back, I won't leave it for you!"

"That's right, my magic power and physical strength are short, and I need to replenish them urgently!"

"Go Kazuma, we will wait for you."

"I, I had a snack with Mr. Kobayashi on the way back, so, so I'm not hungry for the time being."

Not abandoning their companions, everyone in the team chose to wait at this time.

Sato Kazuma was so moved.

Men shower quickly.

Ten minutes later, when he reappeared in front of everyone, he was clean and new.

With the stumbling of several people in the team, the dinner officially began.

During the meal, Kobayashi told about the underground city.

Kazuma Sato couldn't help asking: "Kill's dungeon? There are a lot of mysterious monsters there? Could it be the one that has been rumored recently?"

The expressions of the other members of the team were not right.

"No, wait a minute! That has nothing to do with us! That's right, we did go into that dungeon once, but if we blame us for everything that happens, who will suffer?"

Hearing his complaints, the others nodded frequently.

There have been enough inexplicable scapegoats lately, and if there are a few more, they will really go crazy.

"Having said that, we are the last batch of people to enter the dungeon. According to the usual practice, it is our problem in the eyes of others."

"What kind of nonsense is this! Besides, we have no clue this time! Right? Right, there is really no problem this time?!"

Sato Kazuma asked again, and everyone else nodded vigorously.

Seeing this, Kobayashi explained: "You misunderstood, Sato-kun. I'm not blaming..."

"Wait a mininute."

Sato Kazuma interrupted, looked suspiciously at the problem children in the team, and said in a deep voice: "Just to be on the safe side, I'll ask you again. I really don't have a clue about this matter, right? I really didn't this time." Question?"

The problem children who patrolled the team back and forth wanted to see something strange on their faces.

With the way Akua and the others couldn't hide what was on their minds, if it was really them, it would be obvious right away.

Of course, it is not ruled out that there will be troubles without knowing it.

Even so, they still showed expressions that were out of the situation.

Huihui said: "As far as I am concerned, as long as it is not related to explosion magic, I have no clue."

"Me too." Darkness spoke for herself: "It should be said that I am different from the two of them, and usually rarely cause any trouble."

"Indeed. Regardless of Darkness' perverted attributes, nothing serious happened."

"Ha... Xiaolin, you...!"

Hearing Xiao Lin's words, the perverted knight's cheeks were reddish, and his body could not help but squirm, faintly showing signs of seizures.

Regardless of the two who started arguing, Sato Kazuma asked the most suspected guy again.

"So, what about you? Are you really clueless?"

He stared straight at the stupid goddess.

Aqua responded to Sato and Shina's uneasy question: "Of course not. Really, you are too suspicious of me."

The goddess answered with a frown, and Sato Kazuma breathed a sigh of relief.

Thinking about it, you can't doubt her about everything, even Akuya won't make so many troubles all day long.

He simply apologized to Akuya, and deeply reflected: "I'm sorry, it's my fault, because of my appearance in court, I've been suspicious recently."

"That's right! You should trust me a little anyway! It should be said that thanks to me, there shouldn't be any monsters approaching that dungeon now. Didn't there be a lich in the depths of that dungeon?" The room? The magic used to purify the lich at that time was made by me with a lot of painstaking efforts and seriousness."

Akua proudly raised her little nose, as if she had done something good.

However, Sato Kazuma had a sudden cardiac arrest and grabbed her by the shoulder: "Hey, what did you just say?!"

"Huh? It hurts so much. Why are you catching me? Just like what I just said, the magic circle I made seriously is still there to exert its power so that monsters can't get close..."

"You idiot----!!!"

Sato Kazuma hugged his head and screamed.

Kobayashi also sighed and held his forehead.

He forgot to tell Aqua.

At that time, he was always influenced by the theory of longevity, even he ignored this aspect.

But even so, the stupid goddess is always like this.Once you have achieved something, you must cause some trouble, as if you have a disease that must offset your active performance to zero before you are reconciled.

Just like when Wiz asked her to purify the cemetery before.

Powerful holy magic enveloped the home of the undead, causing an outbreak of evil spirits throughout the town.

Sato Kazuma pressed the shoulder of the stupid goddess with a sad face, and said to Kobayashi while subduing her: "No way, in order not to be held accountable, I had to hand over Akuya. Even if she is our companion, but for the sake of others It’s safe, that’s all there is to it.”

"Wait, wait! Don't say that!"

Akua suddenly screamed.

Sato Kazuma didn't intend to excuse her or wipe her ass at all. Although this scumbag looked sad, the sinister smile hidden already showed what he was thinking in his heart.

It must be to make Akua suffer as much as him.

Seeing his behavior, the rest of the team looked at him with disgust.

"Scum."

"Well, what a scumbag."

"That's right."

"That, that..."

The three of Xiao Lin mercilessly reprimanded him for his villainous behavior, only You You hesitated and didn't know what to say, but it seemed that he wanted to say something like scum.

At this moment, Akuya broke free and shouted loudly: "Wait a minute! It's definitely not my fault this time! Please believe me, okay! I really just set up a purification magic circle in the boss' room, It won’t cause a large number of monsters to come out of the dungeon because of this! This is completely different from the disturbance of evil spirits before, okay?”

"I know, I know!"

The stupid goddess grabbed Xiao Lin's shoulder and kept shaking it, making Xiao Lin's head a little dizzy.

Unlike Sato Kazuma, she was even more afraid that Kobayashi would blame her. After all, the person in charge of the team's finances or the most profitable person, if he got angry, it meant that she no longer had pocket money.

"I trust Aqua, so let go quickly, idiot!"

Seeing that Akuya was pushing harder and harder, Kobayashi knocked her on the head angrily, and finally stopped the stupid goddess from running away.

But hearing that she was believed, Aqua was moved to tears.

...and possibly painful.

"In short!" Kobayashi said to everyone: "The crux of the problem is not this, whether Akuya caused it is not the point at all."

"what happened?"

Others looked bewildered.

Only Sato Kazuma, who had a quick brain, kept up with his thoughts, and explained to them with a sigh of distress: "No matter what the effect of the magic circle set by Aqua, if it is discovered, it will be detained arbitrarily." Get charged, do you understand that?"

Hearing what he said, the expressions of several people suddenly turned bad.

Except for Akuya, all the people present were quick-witted people, and they immediately understood the key to the matter.

"No! No, no, no, no, no, no!"

Sato Kazuma rubbed his head desperately, and shouted loudly: "If this continues, I will definitely be caught in the prison again! Such a day, I absolutely don't want it!!!"

Poor baby, every time there is a crime, it will be pressed on his head inexplicably, so that he has a mental disorder.

half an hour.

Sato Kazuma looked at Kobayashi with scorching eyes, and said, "There is only one way now, hurry up and eliminate that magic circle! In this way, even if you are searched by Senna, that evil prosecutor Find our heads!"

His proposal was unanimously approved by the team.

"But there is another way." Under their puzzled gaze, Kobayashi said: "Accept the guild's entrustment. In this way, the town will not be affected, and Miss Senna has no reason to track us down. The most important thing Yes, missions will have bounties and be praised."

"But... I don't know if the monsters there are strong or not, in case something unexpected happens..."

Sato Kazuma hesitated.

The timid look is annoying, but when he thinks that his teammates before are a group of problem children, he can understand his difficulties again.

Patted his shoulder.

"Don't be afraid, Sato-kun. Don't you still have me? And the new powerful partner in the team must have been eager to try."

Xiao Lin used his eyes to signal him not to forget that he still has Yoyo.

Sato Kazuma, who found the backbone, closed his eyes and took a deep breath, opened his eyes and said: "That's right. Even if those stupid problem children are not useful, we still have the last ace Kobayashi-senpai. And there are new additions Yoyo, there is absolutely no need to be afraid."

He has high expectations for Yoyo.

The shy girl who was expected to express her opinion immediately said: "Don't worry, everyone! I will do my best to hunt down all the monsters!"

What she said was decisive, even full of murderous intent.

Sato Kazuma waved his hand and said, "No, you don't need to try so hard. Anyway, our first task is to find a way to destroy the evidence. If you see that the momentum is not right, you can turn around and run."

"Eh? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

Still not understanding scum and realism, Yoyo's eyes widened immediately.

Akuya waved her hands lazily and said, "Well, I won't go..."

"Come with me! Don't even think about running!"

Not giving the stupid goddess a chance to evade and slip away, Sato Kazuma forcibly took her out together.

As night fell, everyone rushed to the underground city of Kiel outside the city.

　I haven't returned home from a business trip, and I will start double-shifting tomorrow

　　
　
(End of this chapter)