I become a big star after I sleep

Chapter 145 University is Terrible
"Xiao Chu, don't be angry, I'm also doing it for the show!"

Zhou Jiaolun covered his face and lay down on the table with a sad face.

It's just the small eyes exposed between his fingers that exposed his true heart.

I regret it... Hey, I faked it!

Qin Muchu saw through his clumsy acting skills without even looking at it, eating fried dough sticks,

"Okay, you can help me with the planning of this new show."

Yesterday, because of Zhou Jiaolun's insanity, he added another program besides "Bronze Crane".

Originally, it was enough for An An to sing "The Light Chaser" on stage, but now "The Light Chaser" has become "Red Pity", and Beijing opera elements have to be added.

Jin Yue used the reason that "Red Pity" was Qin Muchu's original song, and he didn't bother the two masters with one thing, and entrusted him with the planning of the show.

This undoubtedly added a lot of workload to Qin Muchu.

"I really have an idea!"

Zhou Jiaolun put down his disguised hands, showing a face full of excited smiles.

"Oh?"

Qin Muchu glanced at Zhou Jiaolun, ate the deep-fried dough sticks in his hands in two bites, and picked up the soy milk, with a look of "seeking good advice".

"Look, I also have some knowledge of Peking Opera, life is ugly, but I understand that many female roles in Peking Opera are actually played by men..."

Qin Muchu nodded, it seems that Zhou Jiaolun has indeed learned about Peking Opera.

On the opera stage, it is normal for a man to pretend to be a woman.

The planning for Zhou Jiaolun also started from being careless and gradually getting light.

"That can allow Sister Zeng Li to play a raw role on stage, that is, a woman disguised as a man, while you make up a modern woman, and the two sing duets.

This intersection of time and space, women disguised as men, men disguised as women, implying that in any era, regardless of men and women, they all care about the country and are willing to serve the country!The effect of the show is sure to explode! "

Zhou Jiaolun looked at Qin Muchu, his face was full of complacency:
"What, I thought about it all night last night, this idea is too good!"

"..."

"Hey, where are you going? You haven't said what my idea is... Hey, wait for me... Damn, why are you locking my throat, let go, it hurts!"

……

"Hey, this doesn't seem to be the way to the studio. I remember that it's the same way as the circle?"

Zhou Jiaolun found that the scenery outside the window was different from the one he went to the studio yesterday, so he looked at Qin Muchu.

"Not going to rehearsal today."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Find a place for your waist."

Qin Muchu had already seen the gate of Yanying from a distance. From here, there were already too many cars and people congested. He gradually slowed down to find a place to park.

"Tch, nonsense."

Zhou Jiaolun curled his lips, and when he turned his head, he saw the sea of ​​people in front of him. He glanced at his watch, and it was only 06:30.

"There is also a morning rush here? I only went to the supermarket with my grandma to queue up for free eggs in the Bay Area. I have never seen so many people blocking such an early morning."

Qin Muchu stopped the car, put on sunglasses and a mask, fully armed, and patted Zhou Jiaolun who was still amazed in the passenger seat.

"Are you in the car or are you coming with me?"

"Where?"

"Yan Ying, today's art test, my teacher asked me to come back."

Qin Muchu finally revealed the purpose of this trip.

"Art test? So interesting? I'll be with you." Zhou Jiaolun said immediately.

"Then pretend and get out of the car quickly, so as not to be recognized, there are paparazzi."

"immediately!"

……

The two entered Yanying all the way without any surprises, and Zhou Jianlun looked at the campus curiously.

"It's so small, it doesn't look like a university."

"It's as if you went to college." Qin Muchu stabbed the knife mercilessly.

"I told you not to mention it again!"

Zhou Jiaolun hooked Qin Muchu's neck on tiptoe, and said again:
"Besides, haven't you ever eaten pork or seen pigs running? Haven't I been to college since I didn't go to college? This place is much smaller than many colleges."

Qin Muchu didn't argue with Zhou Jiaolun, just now he just subconsciously wanted to hurt him, Yanying's campus is really small.

"Originally, the school didn't have many students, and each class recruited very few students, so the campus is of course very small."

"Are there few recruits?"

Zhou Jiaolun was very surprised,

"Then those outside just now..."

Just now he saw that there was a huge crowd of people outside Yanying Gate, probably nearly a thousand people.

Qin Muchu nodded:

"It's so cruel, especially the acting department, one in a hundred, or even one in a thousand."

After looking at Zhou Jiaolun, he pretended to sigh and shook his head:
"If you are like this, you will be brushed in the first round."

After finishing speaking, he patted him on the shoulder and walked towards the office.

"Come on, what do you mean!"

……

"Teacher Cui, I'm here, but you have to tell me what to do, I still have something to do over there."

In the office, Qin Muchu asked Teacher Cui.

He didn't know what the art test had to do with him, so he insisted on coming to school by himself.

"Xiao Qin, the school also knows that you are very busy, and what you do is also to bring honor to the school. If there is no real business, it will definitely not bother you."

Teacher Cui had a smile on his face. During this time, Jin Yue also called and talked about Qin Muchu with him, and praised his talent. As a teacher, she also felt very radiant.

She stood up and patted Qin Muchu's arm:

"Although our school has produced many well-known actors in the circle over the years, it has not made any achievements in film actors.

The directors who went out of our school didn't take care of their juniors and juniors. They wanted to find students from Chinese opera to act in, what do you think is going on! "

Teacher Cui looked worried.

She also tried to push her students to the director of Yan Ying, and the other party accepted them with dignity, but they only arranged some unremarkable roles.

"What! There is such a thing!?"

Qin Muchu observed the words and expressions, and immediately slapped the table, looking very shocked and angry.

"You are dying! Why such a big reaction?"

Teacher Cui was taken aback by Qin Muchu, and patted his chest to relieve his breath.

"Hey, I'm too angry!"

Qin Muchu didn't expect to scare Teacher Cui, and immediately patted Teacher Cui on the back with an apologetic smile.

"You don't need to say it, I know who the director you are talking about! Next time I see Zhang Yimou, I will definitely reprimand him for such behavior and make him ashamed.

You don't know, the last time I told him about it, guess what happened to him?If you refuse to admit your mistakes, you will never repent!
I propose to take off his photo on the outstanding alumni wall, hehe, replace it with mine... the whole alumni wall looks a lot better, doesn't it? "

"You, with this mouth, you can call Director Zhang Yimou by his name directly, no big or small!"

Teacher Cui pointed at Qin Muchu's head and said angrily. After a while, he couldn't help laughing again:

"I also took the photo of Director Zhang and replaced it with yours. How much honor does Director Zhang have on him? Replace it with yours. Let's talk about it after you win a film festival award. At that time, teacher, I will actively propose to the school to add you! The school If you don't agree, I'll..."

Teacher Cui looked around, and finally pointed to the wall next to his desk:
"I'll hang your photo here! Every time I meet someone, introduce this as my student, who has won a certain film festival award."

Teacher Cui laughed and joked.

She believes that Qin Muchu will definitely win a big prize in the future, but not now, he is still too young.

"Then I will remember it, and I will pick the most handsome photo for you when I go back." Qin Muchu smiled.

"Teacher is waiting... No, I let you interrupt me, a monkey. I forgot to tell you why I called you back."

Teacher Cui slapped his head while talking, realizing something was wrong.

Qin Muchu was stunned, because Mr. Cui patted his head.

"I called you back this time because our department wanted to see if there was anything wrong with the students we selected, why they didn't get the favor of the director, and they all ran to the Chinese opera to select students...

So when you choose the students in the acting class, let you take a look at it and see from the perspective of a director, which actors you are willing to choose to play your own movie. "

After listening to Teacher Cui's words, Qin Muchu understood.

This is the actor and queen who has given a lot of attention to the "enemy school" next door. I am stimulated, and I start to feel unconfident.

I want to be a discriminator, so that I can recruit good seedlings to Yanying.

He also said before that why this year's art exam was advanced by more than half a month, it turned out that he wanted to catch the "enemy school" by surprise.

Yoshi, you are so cunning.

Qin Muchu admired secretly.

but……

"There are so many directors in our school, why don't you look for them, and you have to look for something wrong with me?
Let’s not talk about Director Zhang, Chen Kaige is always fine, he was scolded like that last year, he must be idle now... Oops! "

Teacher Cui slapped Qin Muchu's arm hard:
"Dare to say anything, and you are not afraid of offending people!"

"Hey, let me give you an example. My film is more commercialized, and actors are not easy to win awards.

Director Chen specializes in art, he is an art film director who has a better eye for actors than I do in line with the school's requirements, right? "Qin Muchu said.

There is a strange phenomenon in the film festival, that is, movies with high box office are not easy to win awards, unless the movie is really good, it can break this unspoken rule.

"The schools you mentioned have also considered..."

Teacher Cui was a little hesitant, looking at Qin Muchu with complicated eyes:

"It's not good for them to..."

Oh, they are not good to please.

That's right, they are all great directors, how can they have so much time, and put down their bodies to take the art test of their alma mater...

Ok?
What do you mean?
Qin Muchu recalled, and stared at Teacher Cui with wide eyes:

"You mean I'm easy to handle?"

Chilling!
He simply doesn't take the director of the highest-grossing movie in China as a dish!
Zhang Yimou... let him forget it.

Chen Kaige has been filming for so many years, is the box office as high as his one?
If rounded up, the amount of "gold" in his movie is equal to how many "Farewell My Concubine"! ?
"Ahem, that, haha..."

Teacher Cui avoided Qin Muchu's eyes, picked up the water glass, and drank the water.

What does "haha" mean?
Qin Muchu had black lines all over his head.

Get beat up by school!
If so, don't blame me.Qin Muchu thought.

With a serious face, he looked at Teacher Cui:

"Teacher, have you ever thought about it, maybe the director doesn't choose our school students to act in the movie, maybe the reason is not the students?"

"That can still..."

Teacher Cui seemed to understand, put down the water glass, and touched something on the table with his hands, without showing any emotion.

"That's right, it's about teaching. Our school's teaching is not as good as Chinese opera, and the students are also not as good as them!"

Come on, hurt each other.

"Hehe, it's very possible..."

Teacher Cui was all smiles, and she found what she was looking for.

"That's right, Teacher Cui, you feel the same way... oh, don't hit me, Teacher Cui, it's hard to hear, oh, oh, wrong, wrong!"

……

Zhou Jiaolun had been standing in the corridor for a while.

While waiting for Qin Muchu, he also took a look at the scenery of the campus from time to time.

"Why are you still inside..."

He scratched his head and looked towards the door of the office.

Just at this moment, I suddenly saw a person rushing out of the office, clutching his buttocks, very embarrassed.

"Xiao Chu, why..."

As soon as Zhou Jiaolun opened his mouth, Qin Muchu ran away from him.

Then, a middle-aged woman appeared at the door of the office, holding a long stick, and whipping it on the eaves of the door, making a crisp sound of "pia".

Seeing Jay Chou tremble.

The middle-aged woman looked at Qin Muchu panting and said:

"Didn't it mean that the teacher didn't teach well? The teacher taught you well!"

Zhou Jianlun recognized this middle-aged woman as Teacher Cui, whom she met on the set of "You Star".

But at the time, I felt very gentle, just like my mother.

Teacher Cui took a few breaths and looked up to see Zhou Jiaolun, but he didn't recognize him wearing a hat and mask.

"Are you Xiao Qin's friend?"

Zhou Jiaolun swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, stepped back unconsciously, and waved his hands again and again:

"No, I don't know him... Goodbye, teacher!"

After bowing deeply, he fled quickly.

College was horrible, it's a good thing I didn't go to college.

Zhou Jiaolun was afraid while running.

(There is another chapter, writing...)
(End of this chapter)