I become a big star after I sleep

Chapter 7 This is not a dream!

"So you signed a contract? Are you going to act in Wang Jing's movie? Are you going to cooperate with Andy Hua?"

Yang Mi, as a witness from the beginning to the end of this signing, was full of doubts.

Is this the entertainment circle I am familiar with?

Can the entertainment industry play like this?

How could someone who wasn't even a film school student have achieved what she hadn't achieved in so many years?
What about the exclusion of Hong Kong circle?

It's okay for a person to have a bad life. What's terrible is that the person next to him has a better life than him.

Yang Mi had already suffered from pink eye at this time, staring at Qin Muchu and said from the bottom of her heart:
"Damn you!"

Jealousy is beyond recognition.

"Huh? You haven't left yet?"

Qin Muchu glanced at Yang Mi:

"By the way, why did you follow me to sign the contract? Liu Xiqian didn't come..."

There was a pause, and he squinted his eyes to look at Yang Mi:
"You don't really like me, do you?"

"Bah, bah, bah!"

Yang Mi looked disgusted as if she had eaten...

Qin Muchu could see black lines all over his head.

Nima, doesn't it mean that you like me, as for being so disgusting!
"Don't be disgusting, my eyesight is above 5.0 in both eyes, I'm not blind!"

Yang Mi's eyes were about to roll to the sky.

Suddenly, her tone changed, and anger welled up in her heart. Taking advantage of Qin Muchu's unpreparedness, she grabbed his ear and said viciously:

"Why did I come with you, what do you think?"

"It hurts!"

Qin Muchu didn't expect that this chick didn't talk about martial arts, and suddenly attacked her.

This time he was careless and didn't flash.

"Let go, let go, it hurts!"

Yang Mi ignored it and turned Qin Muchu's ear 180 degrees.

In winter, the whole body is wrapped in thick clothes, only the face and ears are exposed to the cold.

When the ears are freezing cold in winter, let alone being twisted by someone, even a little hard touch will cause the pain to take off in place.

The more Qin Muchu suffered, the more Yang Mi's inner anger was calmed down.

Seeing him in so much pain that he was about to shed tears, Yang Mi even felt a little joy in her heart.

Sure enough, happiness is built on the pain of others, the ancients did not deceive me.

"It hurts, let go, it hurts—"

Qin Muchu's yelling stopped abruptly.

Yang Mi, who was admiring her "achievements" with a smile, was startled. Could it be that it's really screwed up?

No way, even though she did the trick, she knew it in her heart.

It's just a little bit of pain, and it won't be disabled.

"Hey, don't pretend to be dead, there is no way to touch porcelain!"

As Yang Mi spoke, she didn't exert any more force on her hands.

"It just hurts..."

Qin Muchu murmured, as if he was talking to Yang Mi, or talking to himself.

"Nonsense, if it doesn't hurt, can I screw it up for you?"

Yang Mi rolled her eyes.

"No, no, no..."

"Hey, there's nothing wrong with you, are you?"

Seeing Qin Muchu's lost look, Yang Mi was a little worried.

I never heard that twisting ears can also make people stupid.

My mother still twists my ears a lot, but I'm still as smart as ever.

Yang Mi moved closer to see what happened to Qin Muchu.

"Oh! You bastard!"

Yang Mi clutched her forehead and yelled out from the headache.

Ben Guliang's kindness feeds the dog!
It turned out that the moment Yang Mi approached just now, Qin Muchu suddenly stretched out his finger, and gave her a brainstorm at lightning speed.

"Do you hurt?"

Qin Muchu asked.

The words sounded provocative.

"You are dead!"

Yang Mi got up and was about to rush towards Qin Muchu.

Watching Yang Mi go into rabies...

It looks like it hurts...

Qin Muchu quickly moved away.

soon.

Open the door, go out, close the door, lock the door.

A set of movements flowed smoothly without any pause.

"Wait for me for 2 minutes, I'll be right back."

After finishing speaking, regardless of the trembling knock on the door and the hysterical roar inside the door, he slipped away.

5 minutes later--

Qin Muchu sat on the chair with a complicated expression, facing the furious Yang Mi, and allowed her to carry out all kinds of revenge on her body.

During these 5 minutes, he went to the bathroom and confirmed an unacceptable fact.

All this is not a dream, he has crossed over!
As we all know, there is a saying about dreams, that is, dreaming does not feel pain!
Qin Muchu should have realized that this was not a dream when Yang Mi stepped on his foot in the examination room.

But everything was too bizarre, plus the novelty of seeing a big star at that time, so I ignored it.

But just now when Yang Mi twisted his ear, the pain was so intense that he suddenly became suspicious.

But still have a little luck.

Until I just went to the bathroom...

Of course, it’s not about measuring the length to judge the difference, or doing strange things to see if you can wake up from a dream.

If you want to determine whether you are dreaming, there is an extremely accurate method-pee!
When peeing in the real world, with the continuous release of the liquid, until the last shock and shake, there will be an ever-increasing sense of comfort from the depths of the soul...

But the dream world is different.

According to one of Qin Muchu’s friends, even if you pee all the time in your dream, you still don’t feel the comfort. Instead, the more you urinate, the more urgent you feel, until the pants suddenly heat up...

Well, I will wake up from the dream, then go to change a pair of pants, and wash the quilt by the way...

(My friend said, I don’t know if it’s true, does anyone know?)

And just now, Qin Muchu went to the toilet, and after the man beside him walked out of the toilet angrily out of surprise and shame, he proudly finished urinating, feeling the sense of relief after being released.

……

How can you cross over after sleeping?
Qin Muchu unconsciously pushed Yang Mi's small fists away from her chest, while bowing her head in thought.

Yang Mi was also terribly tired and gasping for breath.

Originally, the most effective way for girls to deal with boys is nothing more than "grabbing, pinching, twisting, and biting".

But this is winter, except for the exposed head, other places are covered by thick clothes, and the four tricks of "grasping, pinching, twisting, and biting" are basically useless.

As for twisting the ears again?

Yang Mi is not too daring, who knows if Qin Muchu will go crazy again if she twists her again?
As for the face, everyone is in the entertainment industry, the most important thing is a face.

If you accidentally disfigure or leave a scar, then you will become a real enemy.

So this "boxing" was already the only way Yang Mi could think of to get revenge.

Look, it is quite effective, and Qin Muchu has been "silenced".

Just a little tired.

"No, I have to check!"

Qin Muchu suddenly stood up, startled Yang Mi, like a frightened rabbit, immediately withdrew his fist, hugged his head and retreated.

"What are you doing?" Qin Muchu asked.

Um?Didn't you want to beat me up?
"Um, well, my feet are numb... yes, my feet are numb! Can't I!"

Immediately, Yang Mi's momentum increased greatly, her eyes widened, and she changed from a little white rabbit to a big bad wolf, her tone became more and more violent.

Cut, vegetables and love to play.

Qin Muchu was contemptuous in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, because there was something to be asked of her next.

"Do you know Zhou Xingxing?"

Qin Muchu pretended to ask casually.

"Of course... I don't know."

Yang Mi rolled her eyes.

do not know?
There are no stars in this world?
No wonder "Tricky Expert" didn't ask him to act.

"What kind of status do you have, how can you know me, this [-]-line little transparent."

Yang Mi said again, with a self-deprecating and resentful tone.

Damn, do you have to be so out of breath when you speak?
After giving Yang Mi a deliberate punch in his heart, he still said with a smile on his face:

"Then Miss Mi, can you introduce me to the entertainment industry? Who are the most powerful people, and are there any popular movies and TV shows?"

Sister Mi?

calls me?

How can this bastard be so sweet?

Yang Mi looked at Qin Muchu suspiciously:
Bending down and looking up at himself, his eyes are full of false and contrived prayers, like a poor puppy begging for mercy by the side of the road.

But all this with that handsome face...

Yang Mi felt her heart tremble slightly, and her face suddenly became hot.

"Leave far away!"

Unnaturally avoiding her sight, she picked up her coffee and took a sip.

The atmosphere in the private room suddenly became ambiguous...

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