Why don't you have a normal person on board?

Chapter 135 If nothing else happens...

"Uh, my friend, may I ask what is... what's wrong?"

The village chief looked at Tongqiu in front of him with weird eyes, and the latter rubbed his right eye, which was livid from a punch, and smiled, "It's nothing, just now a young man rushed out on the road, shouting what's this?" For the sake of our village and our friendship!!' and other words, a punch hit my... on the eye, and it disappeared in the blink of an eye, and I didn't care too much."

Hearing Tongqiu's words, the villagers discussed again, wanting to know whose family this young man is from.

Tongqiu didn't mind these things, but urged the village chief and the chef: "It's okay, don't be too polite, this is a special delicacy I brought, please try it quickly, I personally think it tastes good."

Chef's face was livid. He looked at the leaves in front of him to hold things, looked at the things placed on the leaves, and wondered if he had read it wrong. He closed his eyes and opened them again.

That thing still hasn't changed.

"This..." The chef pointed to the thing on the leaf, "My friend, if I read correctly... this should be the excrement of some wild animals on the island?"

On the green leaves lay two or three round feces, each about the size of a fist.Moreover, these feces are round like works of art, not like creations of nature at all.

Tong Qiu patted the chef's shoulder approvingly, "Chef is indeed a chef, he can see through the essence of the matter at a glance. That's right, this specialty delicacy is called sheep dung eggs in our side (don't be fooled, Sheep dung is a kind of plant), although its shape is not very appetizing, but as long as you eat it, the taste is first-class."

"No... No matter how you look at it, it's shit?" The chef's expression was tangled, his facial features were almost twisted together, "It's not like you can cover up the truth by sprinkling a little sesame on it, it's shit no matter how you look at it. "

Tong Qiu folded his hands on his chest, showing displeasure, "How is it possible? If you don't believe me, if you smell it, it must be fragrant, and it doesn't smell like shit!"

The chef almost fainted, "How could I smell it? It's obviously shit, you are obviously disgusting me!"

"Don't believe me? Don't believe me!" Tong Qiu pushed the chef away, came to the sheep dung, brought his nose closer, and took a deep breath.

Afterwards, his eyes lit up, "It smells so good! Ugh—"

"You vomited yourself, you ass!"

Wiping off the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Tong Qiu raised his head with a painful expression, and laughed dryly, "Don't take it to heart, I drank some emetics yesterday, and it's working now, don't worry... eat it quickly, vomit--"

The chef cast his despairing eyes on the village head next to him, and the latter looked at the chef like a warrior, and cast his own gaze.

Well, today I have to eat even if I don’t eat.

Looking at the three or four sheep dung eggs in front of him, the chef swallowed his saliva.

Oh shit!Close your eyes and eat chocolate, and you're done building it!
Thinking of this, the chef grabbed three or four sheep dung eggs in his hands, and stuffed them into his mouth without hesitation.

Chew, chew, chew.

Feeling the sheep dung in his mouth from a specific shape to a mud-like sticky substance, mixed with his saliva and starting to turn into a quagmire-like colloidal form, the chef forced himself not to think about those specific words.

but……

Can't help it!

Chef's eyes widened, and he started to run away from the crowd, vomiting crazily at the foot of a tree.

This is shit!Tong Qiu tricked me!
I actually ate shit!

Hey!
After emptying his stomach, Tongqiu looked at the back of the chef. At this time, his back was extremely tall. He did something that most people in the world couldn't do. He was a pioneer.

worth to respect!

The village chief rubbed his temples, how could Tong Qiu make such a mess of a good banquet?

"Drink it quickly," the village chief said to Tongqiu, "the broth is getting cold."

"Come on," Tongqiu smiled reluctantly. It seems that the smell just now had a great impact on him. Xiao Bai at the side wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, but he still had to pinch it. He rubbed his nose, "My stomach has already been turned upside down, do you still want me to eat into my stomach? I'm afraid I'll spit in your face."

The village chief shrugged, "Then invite your companions to drink. After all, we all ate your specialties, so you should enjoy it too."

Xiaobai stood up without further ado, and Tong Qiu glanced at her. At this time, Xiaobai's aura had changed a lot, and Wangcai should be controlling her body.

"Drink, why don't you drink?" Wang Cai raised his gaze slightly, his height of less than 1.6 meters five showed an imposing manner of two meters tall, obviously looking up at the village chief in front of him, but his imposing manner was As if looking down at the other party, "It's just broth, what's the problem?"

As he said that, he picked up the two bowls of broth, put them next to his mouth one by one, and poured down the booze!

Boom!
Putting the two wooden bowls on the table, Wangcai wiped the corners of his mouth with an extremely arrogant expression. As a demon, he didn't pay attention to these humans at all, "It tastes good."

The village head had a slight smile on his face, "Although you are a woman, your performance is very heroic. It is completely different from the mental state just now."

Wangcai held his head high, "Mao Mao, what's your business?"

Bang!
Tong Qiu hit Wangcai on the head with his fist, and the latter rolled his eyes, decisively returning the control of his body to Xiaobai.

As soon as Xiaobai gained control of his body, he felt a burst of pain on Tianling Gai, and quickly squatted down with his head in his arms, tears almost came out from his beating.

"I'm sorry, my crew is a little under-disciplined," Tongqiu's words were full of apology, he walked up to the village head, put his hands on the shoulders of others, tears in the corners of his eyes, and his acting skills killed Xiao Xianrou, "For this I'm sorry for that, so I'm going to apologize to you with our specialty delicacies."

Village head: "It's not necessary to repay kindness with complaints. You should rest first. I don't feel angry."

"Not angry? You should have said earlier if you weren't angry!" Hearing this, Tongqiu curled his lips, returned to his seat, and sat on the chair carelessly, as if the incident just now had never happened, "Then Go on with the banquet! Go on with the music, go on with the dancing!"

The villagers were shocked by how quickly their attitudes and emotions changed towards Tong Qiu. Others turned their faces faster than turning a book, but in front of Tong Qiu, the time it took to turn a page of a book was enough for him to turn his face several times.

Even the village chief was a little skeptical, is this guy schizophrenic?The attitude has changed too much before and after.

Covering her head, the poor Xiao Bai crawled out from under the table, she turned her head and looked at Tong Qiu's face.

Then shuddered.

Tongqiu's eyes always stayed in front of the village chief who was not far away from him, as if locking on the prey, staring at it steadfastly.

A little chill enveloped her body.

This group of people, if there is no accident, should have an accident.

(End of this chapter)