Why don't you have a normal person on board?

Chapter 179 Dead clip, really disgusting

Tang Chen was sitting next to the cafe near the street. Although he would be made to drink a mouthful of dust whenever there was a gust of wind, Tang Chen obviously didn't care about it.

Because he didn't order coffee.

He has been here for a while, and since he put the dog-licking self-recommendation letter on the bow of the Madhouse, he has been waiting for the captain of the Madhouse at the No. [-] sheltered port.

But the familiar figure didn't show up for a long time, which made Tang Chen wait a lot. Even this is the last day he can stay in the No. [-] sheltered port. If he doesn't leave today, his general points will become negative that's it.

Not everyone is like Tongqiu, who has a discount of half of the protection fee, and not everyone is like Tongqiu, who has 200 million universal point assets.

Biting his index finger knuckle, Tang Chen lost all hope. It seems that the captain of the Madhouse has no interest in him, otherwise he wouldn't have stopped coming until now.

Just as he was about to get up and board the ship with the crew to leave here.

A familiar figure broke into his field of vision.

Tang Chen's eyes lit up, and he raised his head, just in time to see the quack doctor standing in front of a knife shop, as if he was looking at some of the utensils inside.

"Boss, how do you sell this knife?" The quack doctor pointed to a bone-chopping knife on the shelf. The scalpel in his hand couldn't cut through too hard bones, so it's better to buy a knife that can chop bones. good.

It just so happened that the quack doctor won a lot of money by betting on the wreckage of the previous ship, which was just enough for consumption.

The boss glanced at the knife, "Three thousand general points, take it away."

This kind of selling price is no different from stealing money, but the quack doctor is too lazy to negotiate the price. If he is asked to negotiate the price, it is estimated that one of the boss's hands and feet will be cut off first, and then the price can be negotiated slowly.

Just when he was about to pay, Tang Chen stood up, with a posture of "Standing behind Bron!", and waved his hand, "Three thousand universal points? Count on me!"

The crew members in the cafe were a little speechless. Tang Chen didn't have many general points, but he still used them to pretend to be rich.

Licking a dog is ashamed in front of you.

"Are you...?" The quack doctor didn't recognize Tang Chen at first glance, until he noticed a wound on Tang Chen's neck, and then he recognized, "Oh, it's you."

Quack doctors have been dissecting corpses and human bodies for so many years. They no longer recognize people by their faces, but by their health, physical damage, and part of their body structure. If they don’t recognize Tang Chen at first glance, it’s a good thing. Excuse me.

Tang Chen nodded cautiously, "Hello, you are indeed one of the crew members of the Madhouse, right? I trouble you to make a special trip, but I think you came here alone. Where's your captain?"

"He..." The quack doctor thought of the hot dance club and the big bird bar, rubbed his temples, "he was discussing the mysteries of life at some party."

Tang Chen's eyes lit up, and he immediately thought of the scene where various bigwigs discussed various marine life at the extremely high-end banquet, and the captain of the Madhouse changed the topic from the marine life itself to the concept of living things.

Exactly the same as the big guy I imagined!

"Okay, then don't bother the captain." Tang Chen's eyes were full of admiration, but he put it away in time. "This time I wanted to thank you for your help. This is a small gift, please pass it on to you." Captain."

Quack doctors don't really want to talk to Tang Chen. With the current reputation of the Madhouse, there are too many people like Tang Chen, so we can't take the time to talk to everyone, right?
But the presents have all been delivered to the doorstep. If the quack doctor refuses to accept them, Tongqiu will definitely say, "You don't even want anything for free? What kind of pighead are you?" "You are different from me, and you are not a good person. You are lying." Wouldn't it be okay to say something nice to deceive him? You are not a murderous plague doctor? What kind of morals are you talking about with me at this time?" to criticize yourself.

Helpless, the quack doctor could only take the gift in his hand, "I will pass it on."

"Also, that's...that..." Tang Chen was torn like a shy little girl at this moment. Before, even if he was asked to turn on the radio to confess to the cafeteria aunt on the playground, he didn't do that. He was shy, but his voice was like a trap in front of the quack doctor, "I adore the Madhouse, and so do my crew members. I don't know... um, how should I put it? Can I... make friends?"

The expression under the quack doctor's mask was extremely disgusting. Hearing the airy voice really made him a little nauseous, "Can you be more masculine? I really want to give you your voice and cut it off to put our captain's underwear Inside, isn’t it disgusting?”

Tang Chen was obviously scolded, but he was not angry at all, and there was still a little bit of happiness deep in his heart.

New ways to play are unlocked!

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disgust you," Tang Chen immediately apologized seriously, "But being friends...?"

The quack doctor decisively chose to refuse, not wanting to cause more trouble, "If you have no family, you may be eligible."

His sentence is obviously yin and yang, harming people and having no family. This is also a method quack doctors have always used to beat people's hearts, but unexpectedly he overestimated Tang Chen's IQ and EQ. This buddy really didn't listen to this sentence Something was wrong, but his eyes lit up, "Really! I lost my husband at the age of three, had no mother at the age of six, and my sister ran away with my uncle at the age of seven. I am the only one. I really have no family! Great! !"

It was the first time for a quack doctor to say "That's great!" to himself when he saw someone saying that he had no family.

"That's great! Hahahahaha! That's great!" Tang Chen stood on the spot and laughed wildly, laughing wildly as if he had enlightened, and then started running along the street, yelling wildly every time he saw someone, " Great! I have a friendship with the Asylum! Great!"

Everyone looked at him with the eyes of a fool, Tang Chen ran directly from one end of the No. Laughing and repeating myself, "Great! My friendship with the Asylum! Great!"

Coincidentally, Tongqiu and Xiaobai came out of the middle-aged and elderly activity center at this time, ready to yell at the crew to come back.

And Tang Chen also rushed in front of Tongqiu at this time, laughing like a platypus, jumped in front of Tongqiu, threw himself into his arms, and then moved his mouth towards Tongqiu's face.

The latter glanced at the big bird next to him in horror and turned around the bar, thinking that this buddy can't hold it anymore?Anyway, go in and find someone to do this kind of thing. Why do you do this on the street?
But Tang Chen didn't succeed yet, he saw Xiao Bai next to him fly into the air, kicked Tang Chen's waist directly, and kicked him down to the ground!

Even Wangcai was stunned. Xiaobai, who usually struggles to open a can on the deck, can kick an adult over with one kick?
"Ahem... I'm sorry," Tang Chen got up from the ground with a pale face, "I was too excited, but it was really hard for me to suppress my emotions, you know? I finally reached a friendship with the Madhouse It's okay! This is great, hahahaha!"

This time he learned to be smart, and he didn't dare to hug Tongqiu or even talk, because Xiao Bai next to him had already shown an expression of wanting to eat people.

After saying this, Tang Chen ran away in a hurry, and the survivors around him sneered and mocked: "It's just him? And he has reached a friendship relationship with the Madhouse? How funny? This kind of idiot will be afraid of encountering him for the rest of his life." Not a ship of the same class as the Madhouse."

"Hey, are you not allowed to go crazy? In this world full of tentacles and weird creatures, maybe going crazy is a better way."

Everyone present basically expressed disdain and sarcasm, but only Tong Qiu showed a confused expression.

The Madhouse entered into a friendship with him?
How come I, the captain, don't know!
His grandma's, which shameless person is cheating under my banner again? !

(End of this chapter)