Why don't you have a normal person on board?

Chapter 219 Not Freedom, or Death!
"The next one." The interviewer in charge of reviewing potential believers sat in a dark room. She was wearing the same black cloak, covering her body and face, almost blending into the darkness.

There are two doors behind her, which respectively provide exits for believers who have passed the interview and believers who have not passed the interview.

The previous batch of prospective believers can be said to be very ordinary, so ordinary that the interviewer has almost lost interest in the following prospective believers. It can only be said that today is another day of fishing for work, and the next prospective believer can ask a few questions randomly Just send him away.

Next to this interviewer is a male interviewer who is taking a nap, but this official position is higher than hers, and the right to pass the normal interview is in the hands of this man, and she is only responsible for asking questions.

squeak--

The door opened, and Tong Qiu, wearing a black cloak, came in. The fragrance from the cloak lingered in the narrow, dark and oppressive room.

Seeing Tongqiu's entire process from opening the door, entering the room, closing the door to sitting down, the female interviewer subconsciously asked, "You seem...a little nervous?"

Tong Qiu argued: "Oh, it's a little bit, the last time I stayed in such an environment of two men and one woman, I was still hiding in the closet, it was indeed the first time that I could face each other without being chased and scolded. Second-rate."

The female interviewer didn't understand what Tong Qiu was saying for a while.

The latter realized at this time that the sentence just now was definitely not something that a normal person could say at this time point. Now that he obviously wants to pretend to be a normal person, how can he open his mouth and keep his mouth shut like this?

Damn it!Normal people are really hard to pretend!
Tong Qiu laughed dryly, "It's nothing, please forget what I just said."

The female interviewer glanced at the male interviewer who was still taking a nap next to her, she didn't say anything, she just started to talk about the whole process, "First of all, we will check how compatible you are as a potential believer, the gods we believe in Le Shangjiao advocate happiness, So we're going to run some tests on how well you fit."

Saying so, the female interviewer pushed something that looked like an energy amethyst in front of Tongqiu, "Just put your hand on it, under normal circumstances it will start to glow, and we will judge it according to the color. Judge whether you fit our sect."

"Oh," Tong Qiu naturally placed his palm on the energy amethyst, "By the way, what colors are there?"

The female interviewer took out the form and was ready to start registering the degree of fit. "You don't need to care about this. In short, as long as the bright color reaches blue, you are considered qualified."

In order to imitate normal people, Tongqiu chooses to keep his mouth shut so as not to fall into the dilemma of talking too much.

But after more than ten seconds, the energy amethyst didn't respond at all, let alone a bright light, and didn't even fart.

The female interviewer frowned, "Huh? Why didn't you respond?"

"Is it broken?" Tongqiu raised his hand again, "I'll fix it for you?"

The female interviewer was taken aback, "You know how to fix it? How do you fix it?"

Snapped!
With a slap on the energy amethyst, Tongqiu used the long-lost furniture revival palm, but unfortunately it didn't work.

The energy amethyst still didn't respond, as if it was completely dead.

"Strange thing," the female interviewer felt a little strange, "It was fine just now, but why did you have a problem when you arrived? Are you human?"

"It's simple. If you see if we will be reproductively isolated, then you will know whether I am human or not?"

When Tong Qiu said this, he regretted it, not because a sudden obscene joke might cause the female interviewer to reject his application for teaching, nor was it because a normal person shouldn't say such a thing at this time.

But... If you use this method to verify whether he is human, it will take too long!

He didn't have time to wait for this woman to use her pregnancy to prove that he was not a human being. What Tongqiu needed was to join the religion immediately and become an inner ghost immediately!

The female interviewer really didn't expect Tong Qiu to say this at this time, and her whole brain shut down for about a second.

"Keep asking, don't worry about this." The male interviewer who was taking a nap at the side closed his eyes and raised a question, which brought the female interviewer back to her senses.

"Okay, okay." The female interviewer nodded and started to ask questions, "Okay then, let's go to the next step, the next few questions and answers will prove whether you are suitable for our Le Shangjiao, and we will judge based on your answers Your level in the sect, please answer carefully."

Tong Qiu swallowed, his eyes became sharper.

The first question the female interviewer asked was, "Why do you want to join us?"

Tongqiu already had the answer to this question, "I want to be an abnormal person."

"What do you mean, want to be an abnormal person?"

Pressing his right hand on his chest, Tongqiu had tears in his eyes, "On the boat, I often feel out of place with my companions because I am a normal person, and they often bully me because I am not a normal person. They rely on I was mentally abnormal, so I ganged up to bully me, a normal person.

"Because of this, I swear to myself that I must become a more abnormal person than everyone else, and then take the opportunity to take revenge on them!"

The female interviewer listened to Tongqiu's words, nodded silently, and then continued to ask the second question, "The next question is a multiple-choice question. At this time, there is a train that is traveling at high speed but cannot be stopped. There is a train in front of the train. A forked track, with you and your "study materials" on both sides, and the handle to change the train route is at your hand, what would you choose?"

Tong Qiu's next words rolled out of his mouth almost without thinking, "Round me to death!"

"why?"

Tongqiu slammed his fist on the table, putting on a face of reality calmly, "Give me freedom! Give me death!"

The corner of the female interviewer's mouth was a little stiff, and she added, "If you die, will your browsing history be exposed?"

"Then please crush my study materials, it will turn into dust and disappear in my short life, I will remember it forever, forever."

"Aren't you not free or give me death?"

Tong Qiu leaned on the back of the chair, folded his hands on his chest, and showed a mocking smile of "you know what a fart" at the corner of his mouth, "I'm not afraid of being broken into pieces, I want to stay innocent in the world!"

This string of words gushing out of Tongqiu's mouth, he realized once again that maybe this should not be something a normal person should say, and quickly corrected: "My friend used to be like this with me. Said."

The female interviewer laughed dryly, and silently wrote a line on the form.

"I like making friends out of thin air."

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