Why don't you have a normal person on board?

Chapter 302 Do you have some misunderstandings about your age?
When Tongqiu woke up from the shock of helping her joke, the girl in front of him had long since disappeared.

If the ball she slapped hadn't dropped in front of Tongqiu, everything just now would have been an illusion.

"This child, why are you so careless?" Tong Qiu picked up the ball and shook his head helplessly, "If you see her later, return it to her."

Judging from the rules and regulations just now, what I have to do is to count the corpses and return them to their places. This task is really too simple, and it is not difficult for Tongqiu at all.

Walking into the first mortuary next to it, the air-conditioning swept in from all directions. If ordinary people were in such a low-temperature environment, they probably wouldn't last long.

The interior decoration of the morgue is very simple, with two metal beds and a whole mortuary cabinet. What Tongqiu has to do is to open each mortuary cabinet, check the files, and then put them back.

A small trolley responsible for moving the corpses was placed in the middle of the metal bed. Tong Qiu put the files on a bed, then pushed the small trolley to the first mortuary cabinet and opened it.

There was no body bag to cover the corpse, a corpse covered in sutures was just presented in front of Tongqiu, exposed to the air.

Putting the corpse on a trolley and placing it on the iron bed, Tongqiu pulled out the first file and began to compare.

"Tsk tsk tsk, look at the wounds on your body. My wife was caught on the spot because of cheating, and she was killed in the middle of the night. It even became one piece. It seems that it took a lot of effort to sew you up."

Clearly the rules stipulated that Tongqiu was not allowed to talk to corpses, but now he started to chatter like a chatterbox, like "When Daddy was young, he played "Persona 5" and achieved infinite success. The ruthless person who attacked the ten-ship jump, can't you be a young man with two threads?" "You said you are all together, why didn't you think of changing the key position, so that you can appear more powerful?" "Masculinity" and other words belong to the mouth.

Fortunately, the corpse was cold now, otherwise it was designated to sit up and slap Tongqiu all over the face.

After confirming the first corpse, Tongqiu muttered non-stop until he stuffed the first corpse into the morgue.

"So, not all corpses will trigger the rules?" Tongqiu thought to himself, "I've been talking about the first corpse for so long, and I almost told my primary school PE teacher into the women's restroom. It came out, and this guy didn't respond at all."

The second body was taken out. It was the body of a woman. It was still lying in the morgue without a body bag.

Using a trolley to move it to the metal bed, Tong Qiu began to look back to retrieve the files.

"Let me see where is your file? Oh! Here, let Shushu see if you are an adult or not?"

He turned his head while talking, but there were some changes in his vision.

The corpse that he moved to the metal bed just now.

It sits up.

"What's the matter? Sitting up in shock while dying? Are you trying to cheat the corpse?" Tongqiu knocked on the metal bed and said, "Lie down consciously. I can still count you as passive. If you are disobedient...but Don't blame me for my hands and feet."

There was no response from the corpse, Tong Qiu understood what the other party meant, and pushed it down with his hands.

The stiff corpse made a crackling sound, and after pressing the corpse completely on the metal bed, Tongqiu picked up the file and began to murmur again, "Your name is...Xiao Cui? What a tragedy, marrying a local ruffian , It is a pity that he did not hesitate to commit suicide for the sake of chastity.

"It's a pity that you didn't meet such a kind person like me. If you met me, maybe after being influenced by my personality charm, maybe the ending would be different?"

Ticking the file, indicating that the body examination was completed, Tong Qiu put down the file and was about to stuff it back into the morgue.

However, at this moment, Tongqiu suddenly discovered that the corpse had opened its eyes at some point.

Its eyes fixed on itself, which is an extremely horrifying scene in any film and television work, but Tongqiu sighed quietly, and stretched out his hand to close its eyelids, "I didn't expect my personality charm Even if you die, you have to open your eyes to witness the level, my merits accumulated over the years have not been in vain, you can go at ease."

He obviously reached out his hand to close the corpse's eyes, but the corpse's eyes were still wide open, staying on Tongqiu's body.

"Be more self-conscious," Tong Qiu cleared his throat, "I don't mind your fraudulent corpse, but if I ignore you, I don't care about the fraudulent corpses behind? I helped you, do I still have to help them? If you don’t want me to make things difficult, just close your eyes and be a corpse, and I won’t make things difficult for you.”

He turned around to get the trolley, but when he turned back, the corpse had already made a forward movement on the metal bed, as if Tongqiu had already bitten his neck if he slowed down a step. same.

Snapped--

Tong Qiu resolutely rewarded it with a big bag, and the slap made the corpse roll directly off the metal bed, rolled on the ground several times, and barely stopped.

The corpse was stunned. This guy is really not afraid of ghosts. Anybody would have been frightened into a grandson now. It’s fine if he doesn’t pee his pants. How could this person just slap himself when he came up?

"Come up," Tong Qiu pointed at the trolley, "Move yourself!"

No matter how these two sentences are combined, it doesn't sound right in any context, but at this moment Xiao Cui can only obediently get up from the ground and climb onto the cart with her own stiff body.

"Did I ask you to look up?" Tong Qiu slapped it on the forehead, "Hold your head down! If it's a corpse, give me the appearance of a corpse, don't lie to me all day long!"

Xiaocui lowered her head aggrievedly, she was obviously a dead female ghost, a vicious resentful soul, how could she be trained to look like a bird in front of Tongqiu?
Pushing the trolley, Tongqiu pushed Xiaocui into the morgue, and a second before closing the morgue, he gave a warning, "Stay here for me, don't do anything to me. Moths come out, if I find out that you dare to escape privately, be careful that I will deal with you with the thing you evil spirits fear most!"

Xiao Cui blinked, "Yes, what is it?"

"Child pee!"

You... you are also a child?

Do you have any misunderstanding about your age?
(End of this chapter)