Why don't you have a normal person on board?
Chapter 323 Interesting Hammer!
While following the villagers towards the depths of the island, Tongqiu chatted with the man who was the head of the villagers just now.
"I think you are quite young. You are really a good-looking talent. I wonder if you have a girlfriend? If not, I will introduce you to those young and beautiful girls in our village?"
Tong Qiu said: "I think spaghetti should be mixed with No. 45 concrete."
Man: "If you don't think it's suitable, we actually know many survivors, including many beauties. I think we can contact you for you, so that you won't be alone when traveling on the sea in the future!"
Tong Qiu: "If the egg is not from a duck, then I won't eat it."
Man: "I understand that young people nowadays hate arranged marriages the most. What they like most is the so-called 'love at first sight'. I don't like things arranged by their elders. I understand all of this!"
Tong Qiu: "Do you know? In fact, the criterion for judging 3A games is whether the chairs in the game can be sat on or not."
To be honest, the conversation between the two is more than just not on the same channel.
Basically, one is on Earth and the other is on Mars.
Moreover, Tongqiu's logic is still jumping back and forth between Mars, Venus, and Jupiter. It is basically impossible to grasp any logic from his words.
The quack doctor looked at the man's tormented expression. It was really interesting that the gradual change from normal to distorted was really interesting. Finally, someone began to experience what he usually experienced in the madhouse.
However, the gazes cast by the surrounding villagers really made the quack doctor feel uncomfortable.
Their eyes were not aggressive, but the way they looked at themselves did not look like they were looking at a living person.
Instead, I'm looking at a specimen, an item for sale, an... something that can be disassembled and sold separately at any time.
But after all, this is just the feeling of a quack doctor, everything has to be obeyed by Tongqiu's order.
Just as a large group of people walked forward for less than 3 minutes, there was a rustling sound from the nearby bushes.
Tong Qiu turned his head, but saw a person squatting there among the cluttered bushes.
It is a woman who looks about the same age as Tongqiu, and even looks a year or two older. Even though most of her cheeks are covered by mud, judging from the shape of her face and the layout of her facial features, she is definitely the same. A stunning beauty.
In the sunlight, her long dark hair, which glowed slightly green, sank into the mud puddle, but she herself didn't seem to feel anything.
She was wearing some torn coarse clothes, and she didn't even have shoes on her feet. The image of Mrs. Xianglin had to be a good reference to her.
Her clear gaze stayed on Tongqiu, and she just shrunk in the shadows, silently observing Tongqiu surrounded by villagers.
"Why is she here?" The man asked the surrounding villagers with some annoyance, "There are so many things to drive her away!"
Tong Qiu waved his hand, "No need, take me to your village quickly, I can't wait."
Seeing that Tongqiu finally said something human, the man was immediately overjoyed, stopped the villagers' behavior, and directed Tongqiu in the direction.
The quack doctor glanced at the woman hiding in the shadow a second before leaving, but didn't say much.
Under the guidance of the man, Tongqiu and the quack doctor soon came to the town hidden in the island. It has to be said that the forest city in this island still looks quite large, with a commercial street already in its infancy , brick streets, street lights with unknown fuel, and a temple located in the center of the entire city, those who don’t know will think they have crossed.
On a square in the city, there were still some gifts for welcoming guests. Even the welcoming lady hadn't left yet. It really looked like she had just sent away a group of survivors.
"Please sit down, both of you," the man made a gesture of invitation, "I will immediately notify the leaders of our town to make a handover with you two."
Sitting on the table and chairs in the center of the square, Tongqiu still remembered the way he was greeted the last time he arrived at a similar island.
Then, the group of hypocritical villagers began to want to feed themselves human soup.
"Hello, sir," a welcoming lady walked to Tong Qiu's side, and a pair of slender hands fell on Tong Qiu's shoulders. Fortunately, the sick and delicate saint was not there, otherwise she might not be able to keep her hands. "Do you need any services?"
Tong Qiu raised his eyebrows, "What kind of services do you have here?"
"We have all kinds of services, as long as you order, we can do it." The welcome lady almost burst into laughter, it is the easiest way to deal with survivors who are obsessed with women, especially when you hear " People who would be interested in "any service" are as simple as children to this group of welcoming ladies who have experienced many battles and battles.
Of course, the phrase battle-hardened and battle-hardened does not necessarily refer to the night.
A smirk appeared on Tongqiu's mouth, which was very familiar to Miss Yingbin. Usually, when a survivor shows this expression, it means that he has been tricked.
Oh, it's too simple, there is no difficulty at all.
Twist your waist casually, show your fruits, say a few good words, adjust your voice, with a little clip sound, and you have already won.
This is even the simplest survivor I have ever dealt with. This guy is like a walking sperm, without any city power.
The welcoming ladies around all cast jealous eyes on her. If they had known that Tongqiu was so easy to deal with, they would have attacked in advance, why would they stay where they are and observe!
At this time, Tongqiu spoke up and offered the service he requested.
"Then, please perform a body cutting magic trick," Tong Qiu smiled.
Miss Yingbin was stunned for a second, wait, why is it different from what I thought?
At this time, shouldn't he make some harassment requests that are completely unacceptable to normal women, and then use this to satisfy his dark desires deep in his heart?
This……
What does body cutting magic mean?
Seeing the embarrassed expression on Miss Yingbin's face, Tongqiu remembered something, and said apologetically, "Sorry, I forgot, it seems that you didn't prepare relevant props, not even a box, it was indeed my negligence .”
Miss Yingbin immediately breathed a sigh of relief, she really can't perform, she has never practiced before, and no survivor has ever made such a request.
Snapped--
But Tongqiu never took the usual path.
He slapped the hand saw made of the flesh and blood of the Siren on the table, the smile on his face still remained.
"Since there is no box, there is no way, please perform a body cutting magic directly, it is very simple, it is to cut you in half first, and then put it back together.
"Doesn't that sound interesting?"
Interesting hammer!
If you cut yourself in half, can you still live?
Isn't this dead?
What a joke!
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"I think you are quite young. You are really a good-looking talent. I wonder if you have a girlfriend? If not, I will introduce you to those young and beautiful girls in our village?"
Tong Qiu said: "I think spaghetti should be mixed with No. 45 concrete."
Man: "If you don't think it's suitable, we actually know many survivors, including many beauties. I think we can contact you for you, so that you won't be alone when traveling on the sea in the future!"
Tong Qiu: "If the egg is not from a duck, then I won't eat it."
Man: "I understand that young people nowadays hate arranged marriages the most. What they like most is the so-called 'love at first sight'. I don't like things arranged by their elders. I understand all of this!"
Tong Qiu: "Do you know? In fact, the criterion for judging 3A games is whether the chairs in the game can be sat on or not."
To be honest, the conversation between the two is more than just not on the same channel.
Basically, one is on Earth and the other is on Mars.
Moreover, Tongqiu's logic is still jumping back and forth between Mars, Venus, and Jupiter. It is basically impossible to grasp any logic from his words.
The quack doctor looked at the man's tormented expression. It was really interesting that the gradual change from normal to distorted was really interesting. Finally, someone began to experience what he usually experienced in the madhouse.
However, the gazes cast by the surrounding villagers really made the quack doctor feel uncomfortable.
Their eyes were not aggressive, but the way they looked at themselves did not look like they were looking at a living person.
Instead, I'm looking at a specimen, an item for sale, an... something that can be disassembled and sold separately at any time.
But after all, this is just the feeling of a quack doctor, everything has to be obeyed by Tongqiu's order.
Just as a large group of people walked forward for less than 3 minutes, there was a rustling sound from the nearby bushes.
Tong Qiu turned his head, but saw a person squatting there among the cluttered bushes.
It is a woman who looks about the same age as Tongqiu, and even looks a year or two older. Even though most of her cheeks are covered by mud, judging from the shape of her face and the layout of her facial features, she is definitely the same. A stunning beauty.
In the sunlight, her long dark hair, which glowed slightly green, sank into the mud puddle, but she herself didn't seem to feel anything.
She was wearing some torn coarse clothes, and she didn't even have shoes on her feet. The image of Mrs. Xianglin had to be a good reference to her.
Her clear gaze stayed on Tongqiu, and she just shrunk in the shadows, silently observing Tongqiu surrounded by villagers.
"Why is she here?" The man asked the surrounding villagers with some annoyance, "There are so many things to drive her away!"
Tong Qiu waved his hand, "No need, take me to your village quickly, I can't wait."
Seeing that Tongqiu finally said something human, the man was immediately overjoyed, stopped the villagers' behavior, and directed Tongqiu in the direction.
The quack doctor glanced at the woman hiding in the shadow a second before leaving, but didn't say much.
Under the guidance of the man, Tongqiu and the quack doctor soon came to the town hidden in the island. It has to be said that the forest city in this island still looks quite large, with a commercial street already in its infancy , brick streets, street lights with unknown fuel, and a temple located in the center of the entire city, those who don’t know will think they have crossed.
On a square in the city, there were still some gifts for welcoming guests. Even the welcoming lady hadn't left yet. It really looked like she had just sent away a group of survivors.
"Please sit down, both of you," the man made a gesture of invitation, "I will immediately notify the leaders of our town to make a handover with you two."
Sitting on the table and chairs in the center of the square, Tongqiu still remembered the way he was greeted the last time he arrived at a similar island.
Then, the group of hypocritical villagers began to want to feed themselves human soup.
"Hello, sir," a welcoming lady walked to Tong Qiu's side, and a pair of slender hands fell on Tong Qiu's shoulders. Fortunately, the sick and delicate saint was not there, otherwise she might not be able to keep her hands. "Do you need any services?"
Tong Qiu raised his eyebrows, "What kind of services do you have here?"
"We have all kinds of services, as long as you order, we can do it." The welcome lady almost burst into laughter, it is the easiest way to deal with survivors who are obsessed with women, especially when you hear " People who would be interested in "any service" are as simple as children to this group of welcoming ladies who have experienced many battles and battles.
Of course, the phrase battle-hardened and battle-hardened does not necessarily refer to the night.
A smirk appeared on Tongqiu's mouth, which was very familiar to Miss Yingbin. Usually, when a survivor shows this expression, it means that he has been tricked.
Oh, it's too simple, there is no difficulty at all.
Twist your waist casually, show your fruits, say a few good words, adjust your voice, with a little clip sound, and you have already won.
This is even the simplest survivor I have ever dealt with. This guy is like a walking sperm, without any city power.
The welcoming ladies around all cast jealous eyes on her. If they had known that Tongqiu was so easy to deal with, they would have attacked in advance, why would they stay where they are and observe!
At this time, Tongqiu spoke up and offered the service he requested.
"Then, please perform a body cutting magic trick," Tong Qiu smiled.
Miss Yingbin was stunned for a second, wait, why is it different from what I thought?
At this time, shouldn't he make some harassment requests that are completely unacceptable to normal women, and then use this to satisfy his dark desires deep in his heart?
This……
What does body cutting magic mean?
Seeing the embarrassed expression on Miss Yingbin's face, Tongqiu remembered something, and said apologetically, "Sorry, I forgot, it seems that you didn't prepare relevant props, not even a box, it was indeed my negligence .”
Miss Yingbin immediately breathed a sigh of relief, she really can't perform, she has never practiced before, and no survivor has ever made such a request.
Snapped--
But Tongqiu never took the usual path.
He slapped the hand saw made of the flesh and blood of the Siren on the table, the smile on his face still remained.
"Since there is no box, there is no way, please perform a body cutting magic directly, it is very simple, it is to cut you in half first, and then put it back together.
"Doesn't that sound interesting?"
Interesting hammer!
If you cut yourself in half, can you still live?
Isn't this dead?
What a joke!
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