spaceflight manual
Chapter 188 Let's Swing the Paddles
Chapter 188 Let's Swing the Paddles
On Wang Ping'an's side, they just finished their lunch.
Angeli naturally took out her makeup bag and began to touch up her makeup.
Wang Pingan suddenly smiled as he watched her touch up her makeup.
Angeli asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing. I just thought of some past events." Wang Pingan waved his hand.
Angeli: "Let me guess, your expression probably reminds you of Xiao Fang again?"
"Aren't you always going in her direction whenever you have something?" Wang Pingan asked back.
"Then you said I was fooled, right?"
Wang Ping'an curled his lips: "Yes, you got it right this time. Seeing that you just put on lipstick, I remembered the first time we asked for leave to go out, and Xiao Fang dragged me to the cosmetics counter.
"She said she had never touched cosmetics, and she was too embarrassed to go."
Irene heard it from the side, and couldn't help interjecting: "Has she been bullied too? Her classmates won't let her use cosmetics?"
Wang Pingan frowned: "Bullying? I don't think so. Her personality doesn't seem like someone who would be bullied. And she can enter the Space Force. She must be a bully in school. I said we study here. Good people usually do well in school."
Angeli interjected: "They have had a tradition of imperial examinations since ancient times. You can see that in many works, the masters of Juren are local tyrants."
Wang Pingan: "You are going too far. There are Kong Yiji in contemporary works, right? The simple thing is that we here advocate reading, but you—I mean the United States in the past, advocated being a basketball captain or rugby. team leader.
"In short, Xiao Fang was not bullied. She didn't touch cosmetics because...it was because she was a good buddy. In her words, 'I was born with first-class skin, and makeup is an insult to my skin. '."
Angeli said, "Speaking of which, she should be short, right? Don't you adjust your height genetically?"
Before Wang Pingan answered, his father Wang Dazhu interjected: "I understand this matter, but he doesn't. He has not actually gone to the eugenics committee to adjust his genes. In principle, he will maintain the basic characteristics of the basic genes, but will modify the genetic diseases. , Improve your IQ and adjust your appearance.
"So the combination of the basic genes is a dwarf, and if you don't spend work points to adjust it, you will be a dwarf. In addition, the height is also affected by some acquired factors, such as whether you are picky or not... By the way, who is this Xiao Fang you are talking about?"
Wang Dazhu's wife hurriedly tugged him: "Don't interrupt, let's go to the side, there is an airplane model contest held by the Children's Palace over there, there are many children, let's go there."
Wang Dazhu was not happy: "Why, I have been working as a volunteer teacher in the Children's Palace every year, teaching children various industrial techniques. Now I want to work hard for the birth of my own child, and I don't want to look at other people's children..."
His wife: "Shut up! Let him be romantic! What are you causing trouble here? Let's go and watch the model airplane competition!"
"You're right, why can't I be romantic when I'm here? I'm also very romantic! Didn't I still date you?"
"You romantic fart! I was assigned by a computer."
Wang Dazhu was dragged away just like that.
Wang Pingan breathed a sigh of relief: "It can be regarded as leaving."
Angeli: "Your dad doesn't know about Xiao Fang?"
"He knew, but he thought Xiao Fang was a man. I always introduced Xiao Fang to my dad as a good brother."
"We went to choose cosmetics together, are we still good brothers?" Angeli teased.
Wang Pingan smiled bitterly: "You don't know what happened at the counter. Xiao Fang dragged me and ran over, and shouted as soon as he came up: 'I want to try the lipstick!'
"At that time, the salespersons at the counter were not like they were all assigned welfare positions at that time. They were all robots at that time, so the machine salesperson enthusiastically began to introduce lipsticks. As a result, Xiao Fang fell in love with a bright red one at first sight and shouted Wearing 'flaming red lips', I took it and rubbed it on my lips.
"Before I finished applying the lipstick, she laughed herself: 'My mouth is so red after I put on the lipstick! This is too red! Oh, let me tell you, this lipstick is very thick. It turns out that girls' lips are fragrant because the lipstick has a fragrance. Hahaha, do you feel disillusioned?'”
Angeli took out her own lipstick from her makeup bag: "The flame red lips...it should be that kind of bright red, I never use that color number."
Wang Pingan: "Is the fragrance of your lips also the smell of lipstick?"
"Yeah. From my own experience, you prefer lemon scent. What's next?"
Wang Pingan seamlessly switched back to memory mode: "Next she took the lipstick and was going to put it on my face. At this time, the robot recommended a men's lipstick at the right time, and she immediately threw away the 'flaming red lips' and picked up the one recommended by the robot. Come close to me."
Angeli: "It's like two big boys picking toys at the toy shop."
Wang Ping'an shrugged: "It's like this, so she has always been a good brother. With her appearance, the characteristics of women are really not obvious, so..."
There was a sudden quarrel in the distance.
Wang Pingan stopped and looked over curiously.
On the two-person boat near the shore, a girl was shouting: "So for you, coming to the park with me is just fulfilling your obligation? Did you really love me? I'm just a burden arranged by the computer for you?"
Wang Pingan frowned: "The burden of the computer arrangement?"
His mobile phone immediately said: "Even if it is a calculated perfect fit, there is about a 5.00% chance of breaking up. After all, the number of irrational behaviors in human beings will greatly increase in the process of love, and the more enthusiastic the relationship is, the more irrational behaviors are." The higher the number.
"And for couples matched by computer, the process is often more intense."
Wang Pingan raised his eyebrows, and said to Angeli, "Did you hear me, we have a 5.00% chance of breaking up."
Angeli: "Don't worry, there's an alternative for you. The computer is really considerate."
Irene looked confused: "What? Why am I a candidate?"
Wang Pingan: "The supercomputer appointed you to be the loser. It just so happens that you are also blond, which is traditional enough."
As soon as the words fell, the young couple on the boat broke up, and the woman jumped into the lake.
Angeli was shocked: "My God!"
The next moment, the young man on the boat jumped into the water and rescued the girl.
While crying in the water, the girl beat the young man vigorously: "Let me go!"
Boy: "No! I'm just tired of being on duty, but believe me, the world is meaningless without you."
Wang Pingan frowned.
He commented on his mobile phone: "It should be that the two of them have this kind of personality that likes to unfold in a dramatic way. After all, it's rare for a wrong match to happen."
Wang Pingan: "Is it my illusion? You are quite proud."
"I'm perfectly rational, so this is indeed your illusion."
(End of this chapter)
On Wang Ping'an's side, they just finished their lunch.
Angeli naturally took out her makeup bag and began to touch up her makeup.
Wang Pingan suddenly smiled as he watched her touch up her makeup.
Angeli asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing. I just thought of some past events." Wang Pingan waved his hand.
Angeli: "Let me guess, your expression probably reminds you of Xiao Fang again?"
"Aren't you always going in her direction whenever you have something?" Wang Pingan asked back.
"Then you said I was fooled, right?"
Wang Ping'an curled his lips: "Yes, you got it right this time. Seeing that you just put on lipstick, I remembered the first time we asked for leave to go out, and Xiao Fang dragged me to the cosmetics counter.
"She said she had never touched cosmetics, and she was too embarrassed to go."
Irene heard it from the side, and couldn't help interjecting: "Has she been bullied too? Her classmates won't let her use cosmetics?"
Wang Pingan frowned: "Bullying? I don't think so. Her personality doesn't seem like someone who would be bullied. And she can enter the Space Force. She must be a bully in school. I said we study here. Good people usually do well in school."
Angeli interjected: "They have had a tradition of imperial examinations since ancient times. You can see that in many works, the masters of Juren are local tyrants."
Wang Pingan: "You are going too far. There are Kong Yiji in contemporary works, right? The simple thing is that we here advocate reading, but you—I mean the United States in the past, advocated being a basketball captain or rugby. team leader.
"In short, Xiao Fang was not bullied. She didn't touch cosmetics because...it was because she was a good buddy. In her words, 'I was born with first-class skin, and makeup is an insult to my skin. '."
Angeli said, "Speaking of which, she should be short, right? Don't you adjust your height genetically?"
Before Wang Pingan answered, his father Wang Dazhu interjected: "I understand this matter, but he doesn't. He has not actually gone to the eugenics committee to adjust his genes. In principle, he will maintain the basic characteristics of the basic genes, but will modify the genetic diseases. , Improve your IQ and adjust your appearance.
"So the combination of the basic genes is a dwarf, and if you don't spend work points to adjust it, you will be a dwarf. In addition, the height is also affected by some acquired factors, such as whether you are picky or not... By the way, who is this Xiao Fang you are talking about?"
Wang Dazhu's wife hurriedly tugged him: "Don't interrupt, let's go to the side, there is an airplane model contest held by the Children's Palace over there, there are many children, let's go there."
Wang Dazhu was not happy: "Why, I have been working as a volunteer teacher in the Children's Palace every year, teaching children various industrial techniques. Now I want to work hard for the birth of my own child, and I don't want to look at other people's children..."
His wife: "Shut up! Let him be romantic! What are you causing trouble here? Let's go and watch the model airplane competition!"
"You're right, why can't I be romantic when I'm here? I'm also very romantic! Didn't I still date you?"
"You romantic fart! I was assigned by a computer."
Wang Dazhu was dragged away just like that.
Wang Pingan breathed a sigh of relief: "It can be regarded as leaving."
Angeli: "Your dad doesn't know about Xiao Fang?"
"He knew, but he thought Xiao Fang was a man. I always introduced Xiao Fang to my dad as a good brother."
"We went to choose cosmetics together, are we still good brothers?" Angeli teased.
Wang Pingan smiled bitterly: "You don't know what happened at the counter. Xiao Fang dragged me and ran over, and shouted as soon as he came up: 'I want to try the lipstick!'
"At that time, the salespersons at the counter were not like they were all assigned welfare positions at that time. They were all robots at that time, so the machine salesperson enthusiastically began to introduce lipsticks. As a result, Xiao Fang fell in love with a bright red one at first sight and shouted Wearing 'flaming red lips', I took it and rubbed it on my lips.
"Before I finished applying the lipstick, she laughed herself: 'My mouth is so red after I put on the lipstick! This is too red! Oh, let me tell you, this lipstick is very thick. It turns out that girls' lips are fragrant because the lipstick has a fragrance. Hahaha, do you feel disillusioned?'”
Angeli took out her own lipstick from her makeup bag: "The flame red lips...it should be that kind of bright red, I never use that color number."
Wang Pingan: "Is the fragrance of your lips also the smell of lipstick?"
"Yeah. From my own experience, you prefer lemon scent. What's next?"
Wang Pingan seamlessly switched back to memory mode: "Next she took the lipstick and was going to put it on my face. At this time, the robot recommended a men's lipstick at the right time, and she immediately threw away the 'flaming red lips' and picked up the one recommended by the robot. Come close to me."
Angeli: "It's like two big boys picking toys at the toy shop."
Wang Ping'an shrugged: "It's like this, so she has always been a good brother. With her appearance, the characteristics of women are really not obvious, so..."
There was a sudden quarrel in the distance.
Wang Pingan stopped and looked over curiously.
On the two-person boat near the shore, a girl was shouting: "So for you, coming to the park with me is just fulfilling your obligation? Did you really love me? I'm just a burden arranged by the computer for you?"
Wang Pingan frowned: "The burden of the computer arrangement?"
His mobile phone immediately said: "Even if it is a calculated perfect fit, there is about a 5.00% chance of breaking up. After all, the number of irrational behaviors in human beings will greatly increase in the process of love, and the more enthusiastic the relationship is, the more irrational behaviors are." The higher the number.
"And for couples matched by computer, the process is often more intense."
Wang Pingan raised his eyebrows, and said to Angeli, "Did you hear me, we have a 5.00% chance of breaking up."
Angeli: "Don't worry, there's an alternative for you. The computer is really considerate."
Irene looked confused: "What? Why am I a candidate?"
Wang Pingan: "The supercomputer appointed you to be the loser. It just so happens that you are also blond, which is traditional enough."
As soon as the words fell, the young couple on the boat broke up, and the woman jumped into the lake.
Angeli was shocked: "My God!"
The next moment, the young man on the boat jumped into the water and rescued the girl.
While crying in the water, the girl beat the young man vigorously: "Let me go!"
Boy: "No! I'm just tired of being on duty, but believe me, the world is meaningless without you."
Wang Pingan frowned.
He commented on his mobile phone: "It should be that the two of them have this kind of personality that likes to unfold in a dramatic way. After all, it's rare for a wrong match to happen."
Wang Pingan: "Is it my illusion? You are quite proud."
"I'm perfectly rational, so this is indeed your illusion."
(End of this chapter)
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