The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 321 Banquet Hall

"It's getting late, Her Royal Highness, and honorable Lord Elf, His Majesty Robert has set up a grand dinner in the Great Hall of the Red Castle, and solemnly invites you to attend."

In the garden of the Red Castle, a servant bravely stopped Rohan and Cersei who were discussing about Joffrey's education, and held back Robert's message with fear.

Although Queen Cersei is famous for her beauty, almost every low-level servant of the Red Castle knows the moody temper of the other party.

If I disturbed the other party this way, I shouldn't die on the bed with several knives in my body tomorrow, and then be judged as suicide, right?
Fortunately, although Cersei is a vicious woman with a small belly, she will not behave so badly in front of Rohan just to punish a servant, so she gently said to Rohan:

"Now that the dinner prepared for you is ready, shall we go and see what kind of delicacies my 'husband' Robert has prepared for you?"

"Sounds good, let me see what kind of unique food you have in Westeros."

Luo Han did not refuse. On the one hand, he was really interested in the different delicacies of each plane, and on the other hand, he wanted to get to know other important ministers of the Imperial Council.

After all, whether it's Robert's two duke brothers, or Jon Arryn who Robert always mentions, they are all the people he wants to meet this time.

After all, the trade agreements and various interests of the Drucci elves in Westeros require a stable environment to guarantee the dominance of the Iron Throne.

If Joffrey is really the kind of bastard who is hopelessly supported by the elves, then Lohan actually doesn't mind changing the ruler of the Iron Throne.

In the final analysis, the first thing that Rohan needs to consider is the interests of the elves. If Joffrey can become a cruel king who knows how to govern the country, then Rohan can rest assured.

After all, although Robert hopes that he can guide Joffrey how to govern the country, Lohan thinks it is better to train him to be a warrior, at least it is not a waste of his cruel talent.

As for governing the country, Geoffrey only needs to be responsible for some general directions, and leave the rest to the imperial council. After all, isn’t the job of a minister to work for the king?

But if you want to govern the country well and protect the interests of the elves, then Westeros must have a peaceful and stable environment.

Therefore, a certain Littlefinger who does not want to be named and claims that 'chaos is the ladder' must die!

"We have arrived, Your Excellency Rohan. I am very happy to chat with you. I hope you can invite me to come out again to discuss about Joffrey's education next time when you are free."

Just when Luohan fell into thinking about the future, Cersei, who had been standing by the side, stroked Luohan's arm with her big white watermelon calmly, and then immediately walked towards the palace.

She has benefited a lot from chatting with Luo Han, especially the wisdom and political strategy shown by the other party made her proud and couldn't help but feel ashamed.

Compared to Luo Han's composure and stability, he was indeed a little worse than the other party.

Of course, just a little...

At the entrance of the Iron Throne Hall, two guards of the Lannister family resolutely ignored the scene where Cersei tried to seduce Rohan just now, and then took the initiative to say:

"You must be Your Excellency Rohan. His Majesty the King has been waiting in the Throne Hall for a long time. You just need to pass through the Iron Throne Hall."

"Thank you for your guidance, I wish you a good night."

Facing these soldiers who helped guide the way, Luohan did not put on a high-ranking posture like ordinary elves, but returned the gift very friendly.

After all, although the violent and cruel fear lords possess great strength, slave riots and rebels on the lower gram often occur in the territory.

Regarding this situation, in fact, even a nobleman like the Witch King cannot escape the vulgarity!

For the Witch King, the whole of Drucci and Naggaroth are just tools for him to counterattack Ulthuan, unless it is the kind of rebellion that affects the fate of the country, he has no interest in dealing with it at all.

For this kind of wanton waste of precious elf resources, Luo Han has always dismissed, even extremely despised.

After all, even the smallest screw will have a role to play, let alone the life of an elf who is good at fighting?

When someone rises up to challenge you, you should resolutely wave your iron and blood; when they bow their knees and surrender, you have to help them up with your own hands, otherwise no one will be willing to surrender sincerely.

"It's a pity that neither Robert nor all his heirs understood that."

When passing by the Throne Hall, Luohan couldn't help but stop in front of the Iron Throne, looking at the legendary throne made of dragon flames and the sword of the defeated, his face was full of sighs.

This sharp throne, which was once used by Aegon the Conqueror to warn future generations, is now covered with a cushion made of bear skin, just to protect Robert's fat butt from the cold throne.

However, now, this once tough bearskin has long been scratched by the sharp thorns of the Iron Throne, making it look fragmented.

It's like Robert's Kingdom!
Just when Luohan looked at the Iron Throne and fell into emotion, suddenly there was a male voice like a girl, asking Luohan in a sweet voice:
"You are Your Excellency Rohan, may I ask if you are still satisfied with this iron chair that has carried countless kings in Westeros?"

"To be honest, the elves don't need to build a chair to warn future generations. After all, we are more used to educating future generations with facts than stern warnings."

Luohan turned his head, and then he saw a round, plump bald man standing silently behind him. The comfortable and gorgeous silk clothes on his body all showed his noble status.

Since Robert once told Lohan about the appearance of the ministers of the Imperial Council, Lohan recognized the identity of the other party at first sight, so he took the initiative to say:

"Presumably you are King Robert's chief intelligence officer, Lord Varys, who is honored as the 'Octopus Spider' by the world. I wonder if my army is also under your surveillance?"

"Dare not, I'm just a eunuch who has made some achievements in collecting intelligence, and it's not worth remembering my name at all."

Varys was not surprised that Rohan was able to call out his name, but continued with a friendly smile:
"It's late enough now, I think it's time for you, the protagonist, to attend the banquet carefully prepared by His Majesty the King?"

"Of course, so can Lord Varys go to the banquet hall with me and show me this 'ancient' castle by the way?"

"Hahaha, the history of this castle may not be as long as your lifespan, but I'm still very honored to show you around."

Varys thought that Rohan would act as arrogant as the elves mentioned in the intelligence, and seeing that Rohan seemed to be a very easy-going elf, he took the initiative to chat with him.

The focus of the conversation was naturally on the size, composition and weaponry of the elf army, as well as the issues that Varys has always been most concerned about:
dragon!
As an intelligence officer secretly serving the Targaryen family, Varys immediately began to collect information about the dragon after learning that Rohan had a large elf army.

However, since most of the witnesses were northern nobles and night watchmen located in remote areas, even Varys, who had countless little birds, could not obtain relevant information.

In addition, due to the [Non-Aggression Treaty], Luohan chose to keep the Silver Dragon Knights in the north to prevent the Night King from returning his carbine, so he did not have the opportunity to witness the dragon with his own eyes.

However, even though Varys was eager to obtain information about the dragon, he could only suppress his inner confusion at this moment, and led Lohan to the brightly lit banquet hall.

"Woo~ drink again... drink again!"

"Hahaha, look, this Fing Ping is already drunk after only two drinks, it's really shameful~"

"This Fing Fing is inferior!"

……

At this moment, the banquet hall was already noisy, and countless dignitaries had already begun to enjoy the food and drinks provided by His Majesty the King, and they kept fighting with each other.

And King Robert no longer had the noble appearance he had maintained due to quitting drinking some time ago. At this moment, he was standing in the center of the hall like a drunk bear, holding a woman with a plump figure in his arms and constantly moving his hands and feet.

On the seat next to her, Cersei was shifting her gaze to Lohan with a calm expression, and even James' urgent gaze next to her did not respond.

It seems that because Luohan was delayed on the road for too long, the king who had always maintained his majesty in front of Luohan finally began to indulge:

"Luo Han, why did you come with that spider eunuch, come quickly, let me introduce you to everyone."

Seeing that Rohan followed Varys and finally arrived at the banquet, Robert immediately excitedly left the woman behind and gave Rohan a big bear hug, then put his arms around Rohan's shoulders and shouted:

"Joffrey! Joffrey! Get the hell out of here, you brat!"

Joffrey, who had been hiding in the corner because of Lohan's arrival, subconsciously turned his eyes to Cersei for help after hearing Robert's call, but unexpectedly, his mother who doted on him in the past remained motionless at this moment.

Seeing this situation, Joffrey could only bite the bullet and stand out from the corner, then stumbled all the way to Lohan and Robert, and said timidly:

"My lord, Lord Rohan."

"What is your name, at my request, Luohan will be responsible for instructing you how to be a qualified king, so you should call him teacher!"

Seeing that his bastard son was acting so hopeless, Robert's beard trembled unnaturally a few times, and then he patted his blond head heavily and reprimanded him.

Really, even though he was Robert's child, he didn't inherit his good qualities of being brave and good at fighting at all, and he didn't have any appearance that the crowned stag should have!

In order to allow Lohan to serve as Joffrey's teacher, Robert even allowed Lohan to deploy [-] elves in King's Landing as Drucci's office in Westeros.

In a sense, this can already be called allowing other forces to station in the mainland, which is a betrayal of national sovereignty!

However, even so, his heir to the throne is still very disappointing, which will inevitably make him feel a little disappointed.

"It's okay, in fact, you don't need to be too harsh on this child, after all..."

He is not your own.

Of course, the thought that popped up subconsciously in Rohan's mind did not blurt out after all, but he stroked Joffrey's lion fur and continued:
"After all, although little Joffrey has some flaws in his character, he is still a jade embryo waiting to be carefully carved by the master. Maybe he can become an elf magician in the future."

"Really?!"

Hearing that he could actually become the legendary cool mage, the young Joffrey immediately raised his little head in surprise, not even caring about the hands that messed up his hair.

It has to be said that the young Joffrey does not have the crazy temperament of the future "eternal emperor" at this time, so the cute and innocent image of the blonde gentleman is still very pleasing to Luo Han.

Although Rohan is not a priest, and Joffrey's evil is completely inherently evil, this does not affect Rohan's satisfaction with this young man.

evil?

Some Drucci shadow tribes who lived in the ice field all year round would throw their newborn children near the camp. If the child could survive and find a way back home, they would be eligible to live.

The evil trained under such conditions is not at the same level as Joffrey, who is weak in nature but very evil!
Even the most rebellious shadows will succumb to Luohan's powerful strength and spiritual charm, can't they tame a screaming lion cub?
Hearing that Joffrey could become a magician, Robert couldn't help but recall the phoenix that Rohan had summoned in front of him, and the highwayman who was turned into ashes under the attack of magic.

It would be great if Joffrey could become a mage!

Even Cersei, who had been secretly eavesdropping not far away, suddenly walked quickly to Joffrey's side, and then hugged her precious bumpy neck and said in surprise:

"Excuse me, Lord Rohan, will the magic you speak of do any harm to Joffrey, such as the blood magic similar to the Essos continent?"

"Blood magic? I have learned about blood magic from Maester Luwin in Winterfell. I have to say that it is a very intense application of magic, and it doesn't even deserve to be called magic."

Mentioning the kind of magic that requires sacrifices and blood as the carrier of spells, Lohan immediately flashed a look of disgust, and then taunted:
"The magic of the Drucci elf is different. Although Joffrey may not be able to exert the full strength of magic as a human being, it is still possible to summon the metal melt to turn the enemy into metal."

(End of this chapter)