The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 372 Ainz-Wur-Gon

At this moment, Rohan doesn't know that Carlos Fateweaver, who is far away in Cathay, has already scolded himself, and his war with the Night King has finally come to an end:

The mountain peaks that were once covered with snow and ice had long since been reduced to flat ground by the indiscriminate bombardment of magic, and even the cratered sand dunes around them were covered by melting ice, forming an artificial oasis gleaming with vigilance.

It was the sand that had been melted into glass by the flames of the Phoenix and the ice made by the Night King under the blessing of Rohan's advanced magic!

Even the blizzard that was originally covered in dark clouds in the sky had already subsided at this moment, replaced by a cloud of dark clouds, it seemed that a heavy rain was about to fall to water the lifeless desert.

As for the culprit of all this - the Night King, at this moment, Lohan was strangling his neck tightly with the claws of the Holy Glory, turning into an indescribable mosaic, twisting his neck and struggling in pain.

Such a bloody and cruel scene even made the Slaanesh maid Hill who was possessed in Rohan's body unable to bear the lingering fear.

This...is it really something that the gentle and considerate Lohan could do?
Although Rohan, who believed in the Lady of the Mist, was a dark elf who favored order, this did not mean that Rohan knew nothing about the dark elves' methods of torturing prisoners of war and slaves.

On the contrary, he has a deep understanding of this way!
Since the Night King had committed unimaginable crimes of killing on the continent of Essos over the years, so that tens of millions of innocent human beings were all killed by the butcher's knife, Lohan finally felt that he would personally punish him.

In just half an hour, Rohan successfully used the skinning skills he learned from his human servant, Ramsay, to successfully harvest a new piece of light blue leather to recover the system space exposure.

"Whether it is the cold god you believe in or the so-called king of light, it seems that they are just the most bleak existence in the starry sky. In this world, only Lady Misty is the rising sun in the east!"

"And the Chaos Gods..."

"Shut up, devil!"

Luo Han first scolded Hill who was whispering BB in his heart, then looked at the Night King who was already angry on his claws with contemptuous eyes, and then clenched his claws tightly.

The previous torture was purely to punish him for the killings he committed on the mainland of Essos. He didn't want to feel the pleasure from the sadism and eventually degenerate into the prince of Slaanesh with a whip in his hand.

puff-

With a hideous skinned head slowly falling to the ground, a system prompt sounded in Luohan's ear, and the content of the broadcast couldn't help but let a smile appear on his face:
"Ding~ It has been detected that the host has successfully killed the God of Cold, the Night King, and is completing the following achievement task for the host: [King of the Undead]!
Obtained task rewards:
[Speaker that travels through time and space]: This is a directional talker that can travel through dimensions and spaces, but due to some force majeure factors, the talker has lost its communication function and can only be used for the most basic material delivery.

(Bound teleportation object: King of the Undead Ainz Ooal Gong!)"

Is it finally here? !

Looking at the eye-catching lines of large characters on the system panel, Luo Han couldn't help but glance at the cardboard box that suddenly appeared in the system space, presumably there must be speech gas inside, right?
And the object of the transaction is also not a simple character, but a powerful existence whose attainments in undead magic can even surpass Nagash!
The hypocritical big bone can only manipulate some poorly equipped zombies and death magic; the real big bone can directly use super magic!
"Speaking of which, it seems that there are still a lot of hometown delicacies and stand-alone electronic products that I won in the lottery in my warehouse. Maybe he can exchange some good things with me for the sake of being a fellow earth traveler?"

Thinking that he could even master a new kind of magic independent of the wind of magic in the future, and even be able to summon those soulless undead to counterattack the Chaos Demon Realm, Rohan's mood instantly brightened.

However, for Ainz who was far away in the Great Tomb of Nazarick, how would he face this sudden teleporter?
———Another world, the Great Tomb of Nazarick
"Please be careful, Ainz-sama. This unknown object can pass through the defenses of the guardians and come directly to your dormitory. It is very likely a trap set by the enemy!"

In a dark and closed underground catacomb, a black-haired woman wearing a sexy and revealing white dress with black wings and devil horns is standing in front of a standing skeleton with a nervous face, her eyes are fixed staring at the cardboard boxes on the bed.

The black-haired woman's clothes are very messy, and the coquettish gestures she shows have a broken beauty, which makes people want to take it as their own immediately.

However, it is a pity that in this gloomy room, except for a skeleton without any flesh watching all this silently, no other creature can witness such a beautiful scene.

Her name was Albedo, and she was the head guardian of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, and also a powerful succubus warrior.

Just now, she was sneaking into Master Momonga's bedroom, and then took advantage of the time when Master Momonga was taking a bath to comfort herself on the bed, obsessively feeling the joy of being wrapped in the smell of pork ribs.

After all, as the head guardian, her duty is to loyally investigate possible threats around Mr. Momonga, so isn't it reasonable to check for threats on the other side's bed?

And when she thought that Momonga-sama would smell her body after she fell asleep tonight, Albedo couldn't control the excitement in her heart even more.

In order to ensure that her actions would not be disturbed by others, Albedo also specially found an excuse to transfer the battle maids of the Pleiades star cluster, so there would be absolutely no accidents in this action.

Unexpectedly, before her plan was officially implemented, Momonga-sama actually finished bathing early and returned to the dormitory, and bumped into her who had just been lying on the bed and hadn't done anything yet!

Albedo, who was caught raped on the spot, only felt that her face was about to turn red like the sun, so she hurriedly jumped up from the bed to explain her behavior.

However, before she could say anything, this cardboard box that he had never seen before suddenly fell out of the void, hitting the unsuspecting Lord Ainz!
Although the cardboard box did not cause any damage to Ainz-sama, and even failed to trigger the passive defense magic, this behavior still managed to make Albedo pissed off.

This is the safe place at the bottom of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, and it is also the place where the supreme beings rest and live. The power responsible for guarding this place is enough to wield the entire outside world.

But now, an unknown object suddenly teleported into the heavily guarded dormitory, and even launched an attack on Mr. Momonga!
Is this worth it? !
Thinking of this, Albedo's body was suddenly covered by a layer of three-layer armor that shone with strange light, and at the same time, a ferocious two-handed warhammer appeared in her hand, which looked terrifying.

This is exactly her artifact-level armor—Hermes Tris Megistes!
"Master Ainz, I think this is a long-planned attack on the Great Tomb of Nazarick. This box must contain very dangerous items. I suggest calling all the guardians immediately!"

"Calm down, Albedo, this may be just an ordinary cardboard box. Although it is not clear how he entered the dormitory by any means, it does not seem to pose any threat at present, so there is no need to go through so much trouble."

Ainz looked at the heavily armed Albedo in front of him with some headaches. He also had a system and had already scanned the cardboard box, but he didn't know how to explain it to Albedo.

After all, although Ainz's situation is much better than Rohan's, the system that is the trump card must be that the fewer people know about it, the better.

But... this cardboard box actually has the ability to transport items across the world. Could it be some kind of world-class prop that I don't know about?

"Binded teleportation object: Lord of Fear Saint Rohan? I don't seem to have any memory of this person in my impression. Could this thing really be used to teleport items to another world?"

"Ainz-sama!"

Looking at the few introductions about Lohan on the system panel, Ainz, who has always been cautious, couldn't help but frown unnecessarily, and then groped towards the cardboard box regardless of Albedo's objection.

At the same time, the rings worn by the finger touching the box shone strangely at the same time. As long as any uncontrollable accident happened, he would immediately cast super magic to destroy the cardboard box!
Even if it is a key to communicate with other worlds, he will never allow anything to threaten the Great Tomb of Nazarick!

... a moment later.

Under Albedo's worried gaze, Ainz's palm that was originally resting on the cardboard box gradually stopped shining, and then a flash of light suddenly flashed in his deep eye sockets, and then he crazily complained in his heart:

"Baga, isn't this just an ordinary express carton? Could it be that some unknown existence is playing a prank on me? Isn't this too much?"

Ainz looked annoyed at the opened and empty cardboard box in front of him, and then suddenly felt a cool feeling spread throughout his body, which gradually calmed his tangled heart.

Due to the special physique of undead creatures, if Ainz showed any excessive excitement and sadness in his life, then its characteristics would make it return to a calm state.

It was precisely because of the existence of this embarrassing undead trait that even if Albedo tried her best to seduce Ainz every time, this trait would force the restless Ainz to calm down.

It is precisely because he is immune to any temptation and emotion that Ainz can't help persuading himself with a wry smile in his heart every time he calms down:
You are a skeleton without even a bit of flesh, what kind of nonsense are you fantasizing about all day long?
After calming down his complicated mood, Ainz once again set his sights on the plain brown cardboard box in front of him, then couldn't help but stroked his bare chin and muttered:
"Since the system panel has acknowledged that this cardboard box has the function of teleportation, can I also communicate with that guy named Luohan through this cardboard box?"

Thinking of this, Ainz casually took off a light green emerald ring from his finger and put it in the cardboard box, and then looked forward to closing the box.

【Artifact·Pure Heart Wrench】

[Refresh the debuff on the host every 30 seconds, and at the same time restore 60% of the HP limit for all friendly troops within 50 meters every 25 seconds, no CD and number of times limit]

Since Ainz's position in the guild is similar to that of a mage who is responsible for supporting the back row, his warehouse stores a variety of artifacts that can be used to provide benefits to the surrounding allies.

And this pure heart finger used as an experiment is just the most insignificant artifact in his countless collections of rings, and it is also one of the earliest equipment he obtained in the early stage.

After all, compared with those artifact rings that can suspend time and unlimited long-distance teleportation, the value of the Pure Heart Finger is indeed much weaker.

Among other things, he still has at least 30 rings of the same style in his warehouse, so it would not be a pity to give them away!
What's more, from Ainz's point of view, although he didn't know exactly what kind of artifact Rohan held at the other end of the portal, the low-level artifact he sent should be enough to represent his sincerity, right?

Although he doesn't know how this teleporter that looks like a cardboard box works, it is completely worthwhile in his opinion to be able to use a ring to test the function of this teleporter and a possible friendship!
"Lord of Fear... With such a cool name, he must be a leader who needs to master a lot of territories like me, but I don't know if he will be dissatisfied with my gift?"

Thinking that he was about to communicate with the leader of a different world force, Ainz couldn't help but worry in his heart whether Lohan would think his gift was too cheap.

To be the leader of a faction must be a noble and strong man who does not lack magic props and money artifacts, right?

——Essos, Pentos

"Money~ so much money~ I dream of swimming in the ocean of gold coins~"

Looking at the real sea of ​​gold piled up in the treasury in front of him, Luo Han, who was still a little cash-strapped due to the need to expand the army, immediately jumped into the waterfall and exploded a golden flower in the sea of ​​gold coins.

Under the leadership of His Majesty the Witch King, all Durucci are about to launch a large-scale counterattack against Ulthuan; and the four gods of chaos are also gearing up, hoping that Rohan can open up a new world as soon as possible.

Under such circumstances, the Forge World and Recruitment World under Rohan's command have been operating at high efficiency almost all the time, and the coins and expenses spent every day are almost like splashing water.

Under such circumstances, the once greedy princes and governors of the continent of Essos have 'voluntarily' donated all their property. What could be more exciting than this?
This is simply a big harvest!
(End of this chapter)