The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 511 Smaug: Oops, it’s telecommunications fraud!

"Gu~ I'm still alive?"

The hare sleigh was running continuously on the elf trails in the Black Forest. The bumpy road conditions soon made Gandalf, who had recovered from his illness, gradually wake up.

Looking at the changing scenery around him, he looked vaguely at Radagast, who was driving the sled, and hurriedly stood up and asked:

"Radagast, why did I appear on your sleigh? Has the White Council entered Dol Guldur to resolve the hidden dangers there?"

"Ah! Gandalf, you finally wake up!"

Radagast looked at Gandalf who had woken up with some surprise, and then continued to drive the sled towards his forest cabin, explaining at the same time:

"Yes, as you requested, I got rid of the warg cavalry who were tracking me, and then went to the Golden Forest to inform Lady Galadriel to go to Dol Guldur and start a battle with the Supreme One!"

"...Then what's the result of the battle?"

"I had already left with you at that time, but I could feel that the shadow shrouding the black forest was constantly dissipating. I believe Sauron should have been defeated and escaped by now, right?"

Speaking of this, Radagast couldn't help but smile on his face, obviously very happy about Sauron's defeat.

After all, as a brown-robed wizard who is good at communicating with nature, he has seen countless animals being corroded by darkness and withering and dying, which made him feel very sad.

Now that Sauron could leave Dol Guldur, why shouldn't he be excited?

However, compared to Radagast, Gandalf did not reveal much joy. Instead, he looked at his broken finger with a dark expression, not knowing what he was thinking.

The Ring of Fire was a token given to him by Cirdan when he first came to Middle-earth, but now he did not expect that it would fall into the hands of Archaon...

That's right, Archaon!

At this moment, the sleigh stopped in front of Radagast's garden, so Gandalf immediately jumped off the sleigh and walked towards the horse pen:

"Lend me that horse, I will rush to Lonely Mountain immediately!"

"What's wrong Gandalf, are you worried about your dwarf friends?"

Laragast, who knew nothing about Archaon, looked at the gray robe wizard's back in confusion, obviously unaware that a war was coming.

After all, he did not hear Archaon's order to mobilize troops when he was in Dol Guldur. He only knew that the shadow of the Black Forest had dispersed, and Sauron had been exiled again and lost the threat.

But Gandalf, who knows everything, doesn’t think so:

"I saw with my own eyes the Orc army of Moria gathered in Dol Guldur, and the Mordor army led by Archaon was also heading north. Even the dragon of the Lonely Mountain had reached a contract with them!

Now that war is coming, I must inform the free people in the north to prepare for battle, otherwise the shadow of war will eventually destroy everything!

You also need to inform our friends as soon as possible. I need them to rush to Gushan immediately to resist this powerful darkness. A war for Gushan has begun! "

Gandalf casually hung the Gramdrin around his waist on the saddle, and then prepared to pat the horse and leave, but Radagast brought his own staff and handed it over:

"Wait a minute, Gandalf, if what you say is true, you need its power now more than I do!"

Gandalf looked at the brown-robed wizard in front of him with a gentle face, carrying dirt and branches on his body. After thanking him, he jumped on the saddle and prepared to leave the black forest, speeding towards the lonely mountain.

But he didn't notice that Radagast was waving his hands behind him and seemed to be saying something.

And he didn't even notice that the magical world at the top of Radagast's staff seemed to be swaying left and right with the vibration of the horse due to weak contact!

————Gushan, outside the kingdom under the mountain

Rohan did not know that the battle in Dol Guldur was over, but even if he knew, he would not care, because he and his army are busy doing a more important thing:

Slay the dragon!

Of course, although he could have ordered the entire city wall of Lonely Mountain to be blown down directly, considering that the Angland clan would still need to enter Lonely Mountain in the future, he had to give up this tempting plan.

What's more, Smaug is a dragon with a body length of hundreds of meters. In an unfamiliar environment like the Lonely Mountain, something unexpected may happen!

Therefore, he had to hurry up and come up with a way to force Smaug to confront him head-on:

"Tsk, it's a bit troublesome. If Smaug relies on the walls of Lonely Mountain to fight a defensive battle with me, then my advantages of artillery and large corps will not be fully utilized."

On the plain outside the city, Rohan looked helplessly at the gate of the lonely mountain blocked by rocks, and then reached out to touch the storm dragon next to him, which was only 60 meters long - Nidhoggl.

roar~

After realizing that Rohan was stroking his cheek, Nidhogg immediately lowered his head obediently and began to rub Rohan's body gently, while he closed his eyes leisurely.

As a magical dragon that can control thunder and hurricanes, the storm dragon has always been famous for its unruly and arrogant nature in the history of the elves, so there are few records of being tamed.

But for a domesticated dragon like Nidhogg who had been absorbing Rohan's blood as early as the dragon egg stage and who was also fed by Rohan hand in hand, there was no need to consider this issue at all.

As the saying goes, men always hope that their wives can behave like a chaste and fierce woman in front of outsiders, while at home they are still in love~

In the same way, Nidhogg, who was raised by Rohan himself, would naturally only be so well-behaved in front of Rohan, but he was notoriously irritable and cruel when dealing with outsiders!

Rohan caressed the delicate scales on Nidhogg's cheek, then a malicious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then whispered into his beloved dragon's ear:

"My lovely little daughter, I have a heavy responsibility to entrust to you next..."

Roar? Roar!

Although he is still unable to speak human words, Nidhogg can still understand the various instructions and communication said by Rohan. Coupled with Flare's barrier-free communication, he can understand each other's meanings.

But because of this, when she heard that her master actually gave her such an outrageous order, she couldn't help but feel shocked!

This kind of thing, the master actually let himself do this kind of thing...? ! Even Nidhogg, who had always been willing to obey Rohan's orders, had to angrily rub his paws on the ground at this moment, while shaking his head and gently hitting Rohan's head to show his dissatisfaction.

But it is obvious that Lohan is not ready to give up his plan:

"Okay, okay, I promise you this is the only time in my life that I have proposed this kind of plan to you. As long as you are willing, I will never interfere with your demands in this regard from now on, even if you don't in this life." I will never force you if you want to.”

Faced with the dissatisfaction of his dragon daughter, Lohan could only try his best to gently hold Nidhogg's big head and make various guarantees to persuade him.

There was no other way. After all, the new black guards of Nagarond he brought this time were all the best among the best. Losing one of them would make him feel distressed, so he could only take this approach.

He does not shy away from letting the soldiers under his command act as "line-fillers", but he must not let them throw their lives and blood and make any unnecessary sacrifices just for the so-called face!

roar~

In the end, after Rohan's repeated pleading and assurance, Nidhogg reluctantly chose to fly into the sky after letting out a coquettish whisper.

————In Gushan, main hall

In the true sense, mountains of treasure are now being shelved in the endless sea of ​​gold. Various bizarre jewelry and hundreds of millions of gold coins are demonstrating the past glory of the Turin clan.

Even though thousands of years have passed, this wealth has never dimmed due to the passage of time, and it is even still as spotless as if it has been wiped every day!

And the reason why we can achieve this step is naturally thanks to the owner who currently occupies Gushan:

Golden Dragon Smaug!

So what is this true king under the mountain doing now?

The answer: sleep!

Hululu~

In the gold and silver mountain that once belonged only to the Turin tribe, a huge figure was snoring softly in an inaudible voice, enjoying the countless gold treasures covering his body.

As early as tens of thousands of years ago, the Dark Lord Melkor at that time injected most of his power into the world in order to use his power to pollute Arda.

Because of this, almost all the gold in Arda contains the power of Melkor to a greater or lesser extent, so gold has become synonymous with wealth and corruption.

In addition, gold itself is an excellent heat-dissipating metal, which leads to the fact that all dragons like to use gold as their bed. This not only satisfies their greed, but also makes them feel very refreshed.

Just like Smaug now, he has been lying leisurely in the golden ocean in the Lonely Mountain for sixty years. Even when he wakes up, he will spend all his time counting the number of treasures.

Just like he said, he won't throw away even a gold coin!

It's just that although his love for money is enough to fill his empty heart, there is still another desire in the world that can make him ignore this desire for money for the time being, and that is:

Hey~

A rather cool and enthusiastic dragon roar gradually came from the distance into the Lonely Mountain. Smaug, who was hidden in the golden mountain, couldn't help but open his eyes, and then suddenly got up from the pile of gold coins:

"Hmm... Phew, how is that possible?"

As a dragon born in the far north, even Smaug had forgotten the last time he heard the voice of his own race, not to mention that the other party was actually a female dragon.

More importantly, he seemed to be able to feel a looming desire tugging at his heartstrings from the looming roar of the female dragon!

Is this...estrus?

Wow~

Thinking of this, Smaug's slender tail immediately swayed uncontrollably like a teddy, and he didn't even care about the tsunamis made of gold coins.

He didn't know why he behaved so badly. He only knew that his heart was driving him to leave Gushan immediately and go outside to find out!

However, even so, Smaug still remained wary of the sudden roar of the dragon. After all, he did not know whether this visitor who suddenly came to the Lonely Mountain was an enemy or a friend.

But as the distant dragon roar seemed to be gradually fading away, Smaug, who was still hesitating at first, immediately put down his guard, and then jumped up from the golden mountain and roared excitedly:

"Wait for me! Roar!"

The young Smaug wished so much that he could meet members of the opposite sex of his own race. After all, he had not chatted with others for decades, so his little mouth naturally wanted to chatter non-stop.

Rumbling--

The stone pillars in the hall continued to collapse under Smaug's reckless collision, but he paid no attention to these and instead accelerated towards the gate of the Lonely Mountain.

The roar of the female dragon was so distant yet contained a touch of tenderness and thoughtfulness. Not to mention a young dragon like Smaug who was just starting to fall in love, even an adult dragon might not be able to resist it!

boom--

Looking at the gate of the Lonely Mountain that he had worked so hard to block with huge rocks, Smaug finally gritted his teeth and hit it with his head, and then raised his head excitedly:

"I'm coming! Roar?!"

As the gate to the Lonely Mountain was completely knocked open, Smaug, who couldn't help but lose his legs, instantly exposed his body to the air and gradually began to disperse.

However, when the surrounding smoke and dust fell, Smaug raised his head and looked around in the direction of the sound, only to find that the surprise...or shock seemed to be far beyond his expectation:

He saw thousands of black-armored elves that he had never seen before, manipulating hundreds of dark black vats to aim at him, and in the sky, there was a female Yaksha dragon bathed in thunder!

This is...this is a trap!

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Roar--

Before Smaug could recover from the shock of being defrauded -8000, he saw the graceful female dragon in the sky no longer whispering as before, but instead let out a roar full of war intent.

And from the increasingly fierce thunder and lightning, it is not difficult to guess that even with his tough dragon scales, which are famous for defense, it would probably be uncomfortable if he was hit by the opponent's thunder breath.

Smaug: What should I do if I meet a dominatrix in online dating? Urgent, waiting online!

However, Smaug had no chance to wait, because in just a few seconds while he was still dazed, the surrounding elven artillery had already finished shooting at the elements and pointed their muzzles at him.

And Luo Han was the first to stand at the forefront of the artillery position. With a ferocious and mocking look on his face, he waved his raised left hand and ordered:

"Fire! Kill this pervert who dares to have evil thoughts about my goddaughter!"

(End of this chapter)