The Heavens: A Qing, the Yue Girl at the beginning

【Old Tang】7:36:02
I'll be the first to ban your provincial zoo's right to keep foxes when I become the panda ambassador.

[Mingming] 7:36:15
You reminded me. Tomorrow I will write a letter to the Forestry Bureau to report a foreign cat-stealing gang [smile]. The title is "American man disguised as a tourist to abduct national treasures"

Lu Mingfei, holding a Nutri-Express straw in his mouth, caught a glimpse of Secretary Zhang handing out "Youth Inspirational Quotes" to the junior high school students next door.

The red-covered book reminded him of the "Code of Conduct for Excellent Middle School Students" that his aunt suddenly stuffed in his hand last week. At that time, the burnt smell of fried shrimps was still wafting in the living room, and a rerun of "The Mansion Gate" was playing on TV.

【Old Tang】7:37:02
The reincarnation of a pickle, right? [菜刀] Seriously, the keeper almost gave me a temporary worker badge just now, and said that this was the first time since the opening of the park that panda cubs escaped en masse.

[Mingming] 7:37:58
I suggest you write this paragraph into your resume. Job search direction: Professional animal trainer/bamboo product quality inspector/habitual ticket evader
Old Tang sent a series of vibrations lasting five seconds, and the dialog box was shaking like it was tap dancing.

【Old Tang】7:38:31
You don't understand! This is a major breakthrough in personal charm! What do you say in ancient Chinese? Oh, yes, this is called...returning to nature!

[Mingming] 7:39:12
Stop! Guess what, I got lucky recently.
Halfway through typing, Lu Mingfei suddenly shrank his neck.

The proprietress was sweeping the cobwebs with a feather duster, and the scent of osmanthus oil from her hair mixed with the cold air blew towards me.

He remembered that three days ago, his aunt did not go to the mahjong hall for the first time. Instead, she knocked on his door with a newly bought Jeanswest T-shirt. The 299 on the collar tag made his hands tremble.

At that time, my uncle was curled up in a rattan chair studying the "Practical Handbook of Anti-Money Laundering Law", and on the coffee table was the "Model Family Member Code of Conduct" sent by the Street Office.

【Old Tang】7:39:45
Did you finally find the Playboy under your bed? [Insidious]
【Old Tang】7:40:07
Can you elaborate? [ear]
The CRT monitor showed Lu Mingfei's twitching mouth. He still remembered that his uncle got drunk that night and said that the leader of the unit suddenly came to visit the family and mentioned the "Regulations on the Protection of Youth Rights". The next day, his aunt's jade bracelet was locked in the bottom of the chest of drawers.

[Mingming] 7:40:32
My aunt has suddenly changed her ways recently. She actually helped me mend the buttons on my school uniform yesterday! She sewed them into a spider web shape... [Sweating] By the way, does the pharmacy downstairs from your house have any folk remedies for menopause?
【Old Tang】7:41:02
[Shocked] The lady who treats mahjong tiles as heirlooms? Could it be that you finally woke up... uh, I mean, you suddenly got it and got first place in the grade?

Lu Mingfei glanced at the brand new "Must-Practice Questions for the High School Entrance Examination" in his schoolbag. The cover was still stained with fish scales from the vegetable market. Since the neighborhood committee sent the "Family with Progress in Learning" banner, auntie turned off the TV at 8 o'clock every day, and the sound of her slippers that shook the floorboards turned into catwalks.

【Old Tang】7:41:35
This is unscientific! Have you finally applied your StarCraft micromanagement skills to the real world? [Question] According to the "American Teenagers' Survival Guide", you should be forced to work at McDonald's
[Mingming] 7:42:12
Even more fantastic things are coming. Just now, a cadre gave me "How the Steel Was Tempered" [wipes sweat] Now there is a notice in the Internet cafe that "Minors are restricted from using the Internet for a limited time", but the boss lady actually renewed my membership

【Old Tang】7:42:33
[Candle] Brother, you are in big trouble. This is obviously hospice care! [Funny] Are you sure you were not captured by aliens to modify your memory? Or did you encounter an infection from the mummies in the pyramids?
Lu Mingfei almost sprayed the Nutri-Express on the monitor. In the corner, Officer Zhang suddenly coughed twice, and the tissue he waved with his hands quickly left a residual shadow in the air.

Heat waves were surging outside the glass door. An old man selling jelly passed by with a cart. The sound of "brown sugar jelly" shouted from the loudspeaker was torn into pieces by the chirping of cicadas.

[Mingming] 7:43:01
I dreamed that I was flying across the Huangpu River on a broom, but was knocked down by the city management [picking nose]
[Mingming] 7:43:25
Compared to these, summer homework is the ultimate BOSS [vomiting blood] I still need to finish 12 reading notes, and I have to copy math word problems...

【Old Tang】7:44:11
Are your Chinese schools steelmaking furnaces? [Sweating] I think we should learn from American community schools. I saw on YouTube yesterday that they can bake cookies in the classroom.

[Mingming] 7:45:22
Haha, our class teacher's famous saying is "If you don't work hard now, you will get 250 points in the high school entrance exam" [smile] He also posted in the group that he bought more "Five Years of High School Entrance Exam and Three Years of Simulation", saying that it is a sin indulgence to enter a key high school
The reply from the other party was three minutes late. When the panda avatar started to jump happily again, a photo of Zhang Lao Tang sitting cross-legged in meditation popped up in the dialog box, with the eaves of a Taoist temple in the background.

【Old Tang】7:48:26
Can you still catch up on your homework? [Insidious] Seriously, do you want to learn some health-preserving secrets? [Cool] When you feel tired, just put three slices of old ginger under your tongue, it can open up the seven orifices and wake up the brain! "Sleep at night and get up early, walk around the yard, this is the response to the summer air" Do you understand?

Before I could reply, the chat box suddenly started to refresh the screen like crazy:
“Meditate at the hour of Yin to absorb the energy of the Azure Dragon from the East”

"Drink three cups of bamboo dew at the hour of Mao to moisten the twelve-story building"

"Watching the setting sun at the hour of You melt the gold and refine the true fire of the Crimson Palace"

[Mingming] 7:49:29
Who are you? The old Tang I know should be grabbing free coffee at a rest stop on a highway [horrified] Could he be brainwashed by the pyramid energy water pyramid scheme? Is he going to sell me magnetic therapy underwear next? [vomiting blood]
【Old Tang】7:50:03
This is called cultivation! Do you understand self-cultivation? Recently I have been studying... uh... Eastern mysterious culture... the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and so on.
[Mingming] 7:50:29
Your business scope is quite wide. You clean up panda poop one foot and then change your business to sell powerful pills the next foot? [Disdain]
【Old Tang】7:51:12
This is called a combination of Chinese and Western! [Proud] But seriously, you should also adjust your body at your age [Sunglasses] How about I teach you a trick to breathe in and out? I won't charge you if it doesn't work

Old Tang sent a GIF of a panda rolling around, a black and white ball of pixels rolling to the edge of the dialog box and then bouncing back. Lu Mingfei noticed that his friend's profile picture frame had somehow changed to a gossip pattern, and his personal signature had also changed to "Traveling around the world to find the traces of immortals."

[Mingming] 7:51:41
Stop, stop, stop! This tone is exactly the same as the guide for the "Eternal Elixir" on TV [spit] Old Tang, you don't really believe in those shamans, do you?
【Old Tang】7:52:35
Vulgar! This is called the unity of man and nature, don't you understand? If we are not destined to be together, forget it... This morning I booked a flight to Binhai for Saturday afternoon. I heard that the crab meat dumplings in Chenghuang Temple are so delicious that they can make your eyebrows drop. I will take you to see the world? [grin]
There was a sudden commotion in the panda house outside the glass curtain wall. Ronald Tang, who was typing, turned his head and watched the missing-eared Tuanzi being carried into the inner room. The keeper's back flickered in the shade of the bamboo forest.

A rare drone flew in from somewhere. In the distance, seven or eight sparrows screamed and flew up to the top of a paulownia tree. A "fallen leaf" with a metallic luster was spinning, and a Taotie pattern was faintly visible.

[Mingming] 7:53:01
The face-to-face meeting is fake, but the health product promotion is real? [Suspicious] Let me make it clear first, I don’t have any lucky money to support your cultivation.
【Old Tang】7:53:55
Get lost! If I really start selling health products, I will become the president of a multinational company in a minute. You can't even afford it [disdain] At 12 noon on Sunday, at the flagpole in People's Square over there, look for the handsome guy in sunglasses wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a panda shoulder bag [proud] Don't forget it

Lu Mingfei's hand trembled and he closed half of the chat history. He stared at the cursor flashing in the input box, and suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck from being watched. He turned his head and was met with a smile behind the glasses of Zhang, the union badge glowing coldly under the fluorescent light, and he was holding a can of newly opened Coca-Cola in his hand.

"My dear students, next week the city will have a random health check for all middle school students." The young cadre's smile was like a standard template printed on his face. "Remember to bring the physical examination form to the Third Hospital. It's free."

He suddenly pulled out a red-headed document with the city education bureau's seal from his briefcase: "This time, we are responding to the spirit of the document 'Five-Year Plan for Improving the Physical Fitness of Youth'. Participants can exchange their physical examination reports for 'Advanced Individual in Social Practice' certificates, which can add points to their comprehensive quality evaluation."

Lu Mingfei's fingers were trembling slightly above the enter key. He felt that this was some new hoax and he really couldn't understand what had happened to the world. He stared at the picture of the rolling panda sent by Lao Tang on the screen and felt that the scene was even more magical than "Approaching Science".

"Well... I've been suffering from anemia lately..." He hesitated, shrank his neck and leaned back, and the swivel chair in the Internet cafe creaked as it could not bear the weight.

Zhang showed the second certificate like a magic trick: "Have you seen the "Summer Academic Burden Reduction Pilot Certificate" specially approved by the city's key middle schools? After completing the full set of tests, you can apply for a 50% reduction in summer homework, and the school affairs system will directly record it - your school just signed the consent letter yesterday."

Inside the plastic folder was the flamboyant signature of the principal of Shilan Middle School, and it also came with an electronic anti-counterfeiting watermark from the Academic Affairs Office.

"The examination items include new brain nerve reflex arc detection, mitochondrial activity analysis, etc., the latest scientific research results of the Chinese Academy of Sciences." He pushed his gold-rimmed glasses, and the lenses flashed a faint blue glow: "The whole process is painless and non-invasive, and you can also receive nutrition subsidies from the community restaurant."

…Somewhere in the foothills outside Osaka, the eaves of the rear hall of Shitennoji Temple pierce the morning mist. Blue-gray stone lanterns light up on both sides of the approach to the temple, and mosses that have grown over the years climb up along the mottled wooden pillars, immersing this ancient temple from the Asuka period in an emerald green atmosphere.

Wind chimes hang from the eaves of the mottled vermilion-painted Buddhist temple, but it is eerily silent when the morning breeze blows by - thousands of sound-absorbing cotton tapes are wrapped around the surface of the copper tongue, turning the alarm system into a dormant venomous snake, all cleverly hidden in a quiet place.

Genji was leaning against the ebony throne in front of the gilded statue of Acala, stroking the fangs of the brand new "Dragon King" mask with her pale fingertips.

Another tall and thin middle-aged man wearing a "Cicada Maru" mask stood a few meters in front of him. Although his status was much lower, he represented the will of the "King General" and had more real power than the former.

Twelve fierce ghost officers wearing Prajna masks were fan-shaped and guarding the doors and windows. In the corridor outside the hall, hundreds of gunmen with bulging tactical vests were squatting, with modified M4 carbine barrels wrapped with ropes, and silencers glowing matte in the shadows.

"I didn't expect that the Temple Society, which has been under siege by various forces recently, still has so many remnants in Central and South America... Such tenacious vitality and ambition are almost on par with our Fierce Ghosts. No wonder Lord General Wang agreed to the terms of this transaction."

The middle-aged man in the Chanwan mask glanced sideways at the expression of the "Dragon King" behind him, thinking that the other party had indeed been trained and tamed by the King. Even if he was a noble with the bloodline of the three upper families, he now had to go along with evil spirits like us and become a sharp blade to chop down former enemies and expand territory.

He paused, and continued, "Eighty bottles of 'Swan Blood' evolutionary medicine, and a sufficient amount of Deadpool serum, we have prepared them..."

With a wave of his hand, two cadres wearing Agui masks immediately pushed out the refrigerated truck. The indigo spiral quartz tube was faintly visible in the white mist of liquid nitrogen. "Where are your goods?"

"Here are three hundred bottles of Quetzalcoatan Trypanosoma extract. It is a newly excavated relic from the Mayan pyramid. It can make ordinary people gradually mutate into dragons."

Fujiwara Nobunosuke signaled to the Mexican gunman behind him to lift the rainproof cloth, and the military-grade titanium alloy safes were opened one by one under the prayer flags. In addition to the test tube racks, many metal gun barrels were exposed.

The man with delicate features like a middle school student tilted his head and chuckled, "The difference can be made up with fifty boxes of Mendoza R-16 assault rifles. The magazines are filled with mercury core armor-piercing bullets of the secret party standard. If you want to import more weapons, such as anti-aircraft machine guns and individual missiles, we can discuss it."

"You look like a Japanese. Could you be a descendant of the Sheqi clan who has been stranded abroad? You are so young. Are you sure you are the one in charge of this transaction? I need to discuss something with you."

The middle-aged man in the Chanwan mask watched his men approach to inspect the goods at close range. He suddenly put his hand on his ear, as if listening to the instructions conveyed by the king in real time:
"We, the Ghost Clan, don't have any connections with those old-timers in Europe and America, so we still have to be cautious... So, let's randomly draw two and have a real person inject them for some testing?"

"You have a keen eye, but I'm sorry I can't provide any personal information."

Fujiwara Nobunosuke suddenly took two steps forward and handed a cigar to the other person's hand as fast as lightning, which frightened the high-ranking ghost leader so much that his heartbeat skyrocketed and cold sweat oozed out of the back of his neck - such an extreme speed could definitely cut the person's throat and kill him without any resistance.

"However, we have already written in the plan that we will conduct a random inspection to verify the authenticity of the goods. I have already captured a man and a woman... If you are worried that they have been tampered with beforehand, we can exchange them. How about this? Let your tester be injected with the Quetzalcoatlus extract first, and then we will try the evolution drug?"

"Sure." Wang Jiang's deep voice came out from the external headphones: "I am also looking forward to what kind of changes will be produced when the 'dragonization' characteristics of Quetzalcoatlus and the evolutionary medicine I developed are combined... The extraordinary miracle born from the collision of ancient creatures and modern technology!"

"This reminds me of the inscriptions in the jungles of Central America that are full of feathered serpent reliefs. The sun stone unearthed from the Copan ruins and the tortoise shells in the underground palace of Izumo Taisha have achieved a surprising consensus in the calculation of the moon phase."

"Perhaps, in the hidden record of 'Izanagi-no-zun saw that the leech god could not survive for three years, so he placed him on a reed boat and let him drift', the direction where the 'leech god' was drifting and exiled was exactly the other side of the ocean!"

"It is well known that Quetzalcoatl of the Aztecs, Viracocha of the Incas, and Kukulkan of the Mayas all refer to the same feathered serpent, who came from the West toward the land of women (Cihuatlampa)."

"Her body is covered with white scales like snow, which clearly shows that she does not belong to the dragon lineage of the Black King's descendants. This also proves this point once again... Quetzalcoatl rules the morning star and light, and Lucifer, who is represented by the White King in the Book of Isaiah, has exactly the same symbol."

"Have you ever thought about why the end of the Mayan Fifth Sun Era perfectly coincides with the prophecy of the White King's revival? When we decipher the mystery here... the dragon evolution chain that was once severed will be reconnected and become the key to opening a new era!"

The pupils under Chanwan's mask shrank slightly. Obviously, he had not expected that the king would suddenly talk about Mayan civilization, start an academic speech at this moment, and make such an astonishing guess. But the mixed-race people of Indian descent should all be the Black King's lineage, otherwise, they would have been discovered by the secret party long ago, right?

Fujiwara Nobunosuke smiled knowingly and raised his hand to signal the Mexican gunman to unfold the scroll. A star map with Mayan numbers and dragon patterns intertwined appeared on the yellowed bark paper:
"As expected of you, the leader of the demons who controls the wisdom of darkness! Your conclusion is completely consistent with the content of the Dresden Codex fragment deciphered by the Temple three years ago: the two civilizations described in different languages ​​are actually the nirvana of the same dragon civilization!"

In the middle of his speech, several cold lights suddenly burst out from the fingertips of the middle-aged man in the Chanwan mask, and the cigar broke into neat pieces in mid-air. Yuan Zhinv put her knife back into its sheath, interrupting the king's conversation in an unexpected way.

Before the flying tobacco shreds fell to the ground, four masked inspectors had already torn off their tactical uniforms to reveal their arms. When the needles pierced the purple veins, a hissing sound like a snake biting was heard.

"The purity is qualified." The pupils of the strong man who was injected first instantly shrank into vertical lines, and the scales on his neck glowed blue-gray in the morning light. He pulled out the ribs and slashed at his companion's throat. When the metal collision sounded, the other man's skin was covered with a crocodile-like keratin layer.

Fujiwara Nobunosuke leaned against a peeling red lacquer pillar, watching this impromptu killing show with great interest. It was not until the fourth inspector tried to pierce his companion's heart with a new bone spur, but was easily cut off by the scarlet cherry-colored knife light, that he clapped softly:
"Your company's quality inspection process is truly amazing."

"Compared to your time zero, this little trick is really not worthy of being on the stage." Yuan Zhinu suddenly spoke, and the voice under the gilded mask was like the swaying shadow of the moon in an ancient well. His lazy posture did not change, but the temperature in the hall seemed to drop to freezing point suddenly, and the air froze instantly.

"Lord Dragon King, you are joking. In front of your swift slash, I am just showing off my skills."

Fujiwara Nobunosuke dodged his gaze, and his left foot retreated half a step, then his body regained stability, as if he knew that there was a stronger support in his team: "It's our turn to test."

Fifteen remnant members of the "Temple" behind him simultaneously opened their tactical vests, revealing their corsets filled with C4 explosives, in order to achieve a balance of power. Two other strong Mexican men quickly dragged the two men and women bound by chains and held them in the middle of the hall.

Unlike the demons who directly used their own people for the test, the ones who were about to suffer this time were office workers who were randomly kidnapped from the streets of Osaka not long ago. However, considering that the evolutionary drug was used on hybrids, these two unfortunate guys undoubtedly had some dragon bloodline.

……

(End of this chapter)