I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying
Chapter 139 The first thing on the broadcast, make an advertisement first?Start Lianmai!
Chapter 139 The first thing to do when the broadcast starts, an advertisement first?Start Lianmai!
As soon as the broadcast started, fans poured into the live broadcast room like wolves and tigers.
"It's on, it's on, it's on!!!"
"Wow!! It's finally starting, I'm the man who's been waiting for an hour!"
"Brothers, let's collect the gifts! It's time for offering!"
"Brother Yu, I love you!"
"Let's get high! Wuhu!"
……
At this moment, the idioms have not yet spoken, and the netizens in the live broadcast room have already filled up the entire screen.
Now the entire screen is like snowflakes, and the barrage like bullets hits one after another.
But then they found out right away.
There seems to be something wrong in the live broadcast room.
At this moment.
Chen Yuduan sat in the live broadcast room.
But behind his handsome face, there was a big "buried" character, which attracted everyone's attention.
black and white.
The impact on the audience is very large.
For a moment, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was silent for two seconds.
Immediately after a wave of faults, the barrage quickly connected again.
"Damn it! Underworld live broadcast?"
"I didn't come to the wrong live broadcast room, did I? Have I arrived in the underworld?"
"Horror! Pass it on, Brother Funeral will premiere in the underworld!"
"As expected of my funeral brother, even the live broadcast has to be held in the underworld, face to face!"
……
Some of the audience worked hard, while others trembled.
People's live broadcasts make the live broadcast room beautiful, or very atmospheric.
But Chen Yu is fine.
Just arrange the scene like a mourning hall.
But I have to say that this arrangement is quite suitable for the occasion.
I am a funeral anchor and started broadcasting in the mourning hall.
Very reasonable, right?
So ever.
With the news of Chen Yu's launch, the news spread more and more widely.
The number of viewers in the live broadcast room is also growing at an incredible rate.
100...
120...
140...
160! ! !
At the same time, his popularity in the live broadcast directly exceeded [-] million.
That's right!
Just start playing for 5 minutes.
I just saw Chen Yu's handsome face and the unusual layout behind it.
The effect of the show is already full!
Some passers-by are a little strange when they come in.
How could anyone like to watch such a hellish live broadcast?
But looking at Chen Yu's soul-catching eyes on the screen.
And the big word "burial" on the back.
The passers-by and the audience couldn't walk anymore, thinking that if they left casually, they might be taken away.
Then a magical picture appeared in the live broadcast.
Millions of viewers stared at Chen Yu, the anchor, without saying a word.
And Chen Yu also looked at the barrage on the screen and said nothing.
You know, Chen Yu doesn't speak.
Who dares to say that?
Lingyun who noticed this situation also hurriedly sent a message to Liu Yaner.
Let her quickly signal her boss to say something.
Otherwise, if the live broadcast lasted for more than two hours, and everyone just stared at it with big eyes and small eyes, the effect would be too dry.
After seeing the text message, Liu Yan'er immediately gestured to Chen Yu to open his mouth to speak.
Chen Yu quickly understood the prompt from his secretary.
But what can I say?
Wait a minute, since it's my live broadcast room and it's my first show, so many people are watching.
Of course it is...
Advertising works best!
"One-stop funeral service! Professional funeral services! You are guaranteed to have a worry-free life, and you can enjoy a [-]% discount if you book during your lifetime! There are not many burial spaces, so hurry up if you want to buy!"
Liu and Bai: "..."
Douyu official: "..."
Studio:"……"
no! ! !
Hadn't someone asked him to prepare the opening line? ? ?
Come up and tell people about Karma.
Nima, what is this for? ? ?
On the day of the first broadcast, did Karma personally add to the fun?
As soon as Chen Yu said this.
All the bullet screens in the live broadcast room disappeared.
Listen, it's scary!
Also want to buy quickly.
This is too dead to fit!
Then a few barrages appeared weakly on the barrage.
"Well, Brother Yu, are you kidding me?"
"hahahahahahahaha!!!"
"Laugh! Why don't you guys laugh?"
"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, it's so funny!! Buy it, definitely buy it!"
"666, as expected of Brother Yu, he started doing business as soon as he came up, and I was so scared that my S was cut off."
"Can I go through a procedure next time? I'm a little scared directly."
……
for a while.
I can't tell whether the netizens are really afraid or are working hard.
They all said that they were scared to pee, or something scared the whole head.
Chen Yu felt that everyone was overreacting.
I really want to advertise!
You are innocent, come and do business with me!
Chen Yu said something jokingly.
"Well, I'm a funeral anchor and I don't do funerals, but you guys teach me what I should do?"
The minds of netizens froze for a moment.
He's right, he's a funeral anchor and he doesn't do funerals, so what is he going to do?
But in the end, everyone realized that something was wrong.
Because today is the first broadcast, the first broadcast has already been arranged, and it is connected with Tuanzi.
Soon someone mentioned this matter on the barrage.
"By the way, aren't we going to hang out with Xiaotuantuan?"
"Yes, yes, Duanzi, my Duanzi~~~"
"Hey, I want to see what Tuanzi's reaction will be when he sees Brother Funeral."
"Brothers, let's go!"
……
At this time, Chen Yu also remembered that the first Lianmai anchor arranged by Douyu official for him was Xiao Tuantuan.
So there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Okay then, let's go and see what Xiao Tuantuan is doing now."
next moment.
I saw Chen Yu clicked on the Xiaotuantuan live broadcast room.
And applied for Lianmai.
A button in everyone's mind seemed to be pressed.
Instantly excited.
"Here he comes! He comes with a funeral!"
"Dream linkage!"
"A meeting of the century!"
"Braised noodles? What kind of stewed noodles? Is it delicious?"
"Fuck off! I want to see the interaction between Brother Funeral and Xiao Tuantuan, hahahaha!"
……
At this moment.
In Xiao Tuantuan's live broadcast room.
She was biting her nails and sitting on the live broadcast chair.
"He, why hasn't he come..."
Xiao Tuantuan has been waiting for Chen Yu to connect with him.
I was a little anxious waiting.
She was like a concubine who had just taken a bath and was waiting for the emperor's blessing in the bedroom.
"Xiao Tuantuan, don't be nervous. I just went to see it. Brother Yu is very kind."
"That's right, I saw white letters on a black background in his live broadcast room, and the whole mourning hall is decorated, he must be a good person!"
"Don't be afraid, he just advertised a funeral at the beginning, asking everyone to do business with him."
"Yes yes, don't be afraid, everything will be fine."
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Xiao Tuantuan became speechless.
Squeeze Ma Ma Drops!
Be more scared, okay?
That is at this time.
A flash of notifications lit up on her screen.
[Chen's Funeral Service Co., Ltd. requests Lianmai! 】
What the hell! ! !
Come on! ! !
(End of this chapter)
As soon as the broadcast started, fans poured into the live broadcast room like wolves and tigers.
"It's on, it's on, it's on!!!"
"Wow!! It's finally starting, I'm the man who's been waiting for an hour!"
"Brothers, let's collect the gifts! It's time for offering!"
"Brother Yu, I love you!"
"Let's get high! Wuhu!"
……
At this moment, the idioms have not yet spoken, and the netizens in the live broadcast room have already filled up the entire screen.
Now the entire screen is like snowflakes, and the barrage like bullets hits one after another.
But then they found out right away.
There seems to be something wrong in the live broadcast room.
At this moment.
Chen Yuduan sat in the live broadcast room.
But behind his handsome face, there was a big "buried" character, which attracted everyone's attention.
black and white.
The impact on the audience is very large.
For a moment, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was silent for two seconds.
Immediately after a wave of faults, the barrage quickly connected again.
"Damn it! Underworld live broadcast?"
"I didn't come to the wrong live broadcast room, did I? Have I arrived in the underworld?"
"Horror! Pass it on, Brother Funeral will premiere in the underworld!"
"As expected of my funeral brother, even the live broadcast has to be held in the underworld, face to face!"
……
Some of the audience worked hard, while others trembled.
People's live broadcasts make the live broadcast room beautiful, or very atmospheric.
But Chen Yu is fine.
Just arrange the scene like a mourning hall.
But I have to say that this arrangement is quite suitable for the occasion.
I am a funeral anchor and started broadcasting in the mourning hall.
Very reasonable, right?
So ever.
With the news of Chen Yu's launch, the news spread more and more widely.
The number of viewers in the live broadcast room is also growing at an incredible rate.
100...
120...
140...
160! ! !
At the same time, his popularity in the live broadcast directly exceeded [-] million.
That's right!
Just start playing for 5 minutes.
I just saw Chen Yu's handsome face and the unusual layout behind it.
The effect of the show is already full!
Some passers-by are a little strange when they come in.
How could anyone like to watch such a hellish live broadcast?
But looking at Chen Yu's soul-catching eyes on the screen.
And the big word "burial" on the back.
The passers-by and the audience couldn't walk anymore, thinking that if they left casually, they might be taken away.
Then a magical picture appeared in the live broadcast.
Millions of viewers stared at Chen Yu, the anchor, without saying a word.
And Chen Yu also looked at the barrage on the screen and said nothing.
You know, Chen Yu doesn't speak.
Who dares to say that?
Lingyun who noticed this situation also hurriedly sent a message to Liu Yaner.
Let her quickly signal her boss to say something.
Otherwise, if the live broadcast lasted for more than two hours, and everyone just stared at it with big eyes and small eyes, the effect would be too dry.
After seeing the text message, Liu Yan'er immediately gestured to Chen Yu to open his mouth to speak.
Chen Yu quickly understood the prompt from his secretary.
But what can I say?
Wait a minute, since it's my live broadcast room and it's my first show, so many people are watching.
Of course it is...
Advertising works best!
"One-stop funeral service! Professional funeral services! You are guaranteed to have a worry-free life, and you can enjoy a [-]% discount if you book during your lifetime! There are not many burial spaces, so hurry up if you want to buy!"
Liu and Bai: "..."
Douyu official: "..."
Studio:"……"
no! ! !
Hadn't someone asked him to prepare the opening line? ? ?
Come up and tell people about Karma.
Nima, what is this for? ? ?
On the day of the first broadcast, did Karma personally add to the fun?
As soon as Chen Yu said this.
All the bullet screens in the live broadcast room disappeared.
Listen, it's scary!
Also want to buy quickly.
This is too dead to fit!
Then a few barrages appeared weakly on the barrage.
"Well, Brother Yu, are you kidding me?"
"hahahahahahahaha!!!"
"Laugh! Why don't you guys laugh?"
"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, it's so funny!! Buy it, definitely buy it!"
"666, as expected of Brother Yu, he started doing business as soon as he came up, and I was so scared that my S was cut off."
"Can I go through a procedure next time? I'm a little scared directly."
……
for a while.
I can't tell whether the netizens are really afraid or are working hard.
They all said that they were scared to pee, or something scared the whole head.
Chen Yu felt that everyone was overreacting.
I really want to advertise!
You are innocent, come and do business with me!
Chen Yu said something jokingly.
"Well, I'm a funeral anchor and I don't do funerals, but you guys teach me what I should do?"
The minds of netizens froze for a moment.
He's right, he's a funeral anchor and he doesn't do funerals, so what is he going to do?
But in the end, everyone realized that something was wrong.
Because today is the first broadcast, the first broadcast has already been arranged, and it is connected with Tuanzi.
Soon someone mentioned this matter on the barrage.
"By the way, aren't we going to hang out with Xiaotuantuan?"
"Yes, yes, Duanzi, my Duanzi~~~"
"Hey, I want to see what Tuanzi's reaction will be when he sees Brother Funeral."
"Brothers, let's go!"
……
At this time, Chen Yu also remembered that the first Lianmai anchor arranged by Douyu official for him was Xiao Tuantuan.
So there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Okay then, let's go and see what Xiao Tuantuan is doing now."
next moment.
I saw Chen Yu clicked on the Xiaotuantuan live broadcast room.
And applied for Lianmai.
A button in everyone's mind seemed to be pressed.
Instantly excited.
"Here he comes! He comes with a funeral!"
"Dream linkage!"
"A meeting of the century!"
"Braised noodles? What kind of stewed noodles? Is it delicious?"
"Fuck off! I want to see the interaction between Brother Funeral and Xiao Tuantuan, hahahaha!"
……
At this moment.
In Xiao Tuantuan's live broadcast room.
She was biting her nails and sitting on the live broadcast chair.
"He, why hasn't he come..."
Xiao Tuantuan has been waiting for Chen Yu to connect with him.
I was a little anxious waiting.
She was like a concubine who had just taken a bath and was waiting for the emperor's blessing in the bedroom.
"Xiao Tuantuan, don't be nervous. I just went to see it. Brother Yu is very kind."
"That's right, I saw white letters on a black background in his live broadcast room, and the whole mourning hall is decorated, he must be a good person!"
"Don't be afraid, he just advertised a funeral at the beginning, asking everyone to do business with him."
"Yes yes, don't be afraid, everything will be fine."
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Xiao Tuantuan became speechless.
Squeeze Ma Ma Drops!
Be more scared, okay?
That is at this time.
A flash of notifications lit up on her screen.
[Chen's Funeral Service Co., Ltd. requests Lianmai! 】
What the hell! ! !
Come on! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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