urban life

Chapter 505 A good show

"Sir, you have arrived at the station, please give me a good review, dear."

Watching the customer leave, Zhou An rolled his eyes and twitched the corners of his mouth.

For a long time, Zhou An thought that there were still more normal people in the world and fewer weird ones.

But after driving a taxi, he found that normal people are a minority in the world, and weirdness is the norm in the world.

After all, not everyone is like him and has achieved financial freedom. Most of them are ordinary people, who go to work all year round, suffer from work, bosses, family quarrels, and children. The suffering of life is overwhelming.

It is very difficult for someone not to go mad, not to go crazy.

After driving the taxi, he met too many strange things.

It was an eye opener.

As soon as someone got in the car, they would chirp like a bird, chattering endlessly, and complained to Zhou An about their parents' dissatisfaction. He didn't reply to the customer, and the other party asked him to comment in the name of "the customer is God".

I met two men and a woman at the entrance of the bar. One man confessed to the other man: You sent my wife and your sister-in-law home, and asked the other party to take good care of your sister-in-law. After getting in the car, the man really took good care of your sister-in-law. It was touching and kissing, and finally drove directly to the Home Inn.

That's pretty well taken care of.

There are strange customers who are even more awesome. When encountering traffic lights, they said to Zhou An: Did you buy your fucking driver's license?Just rush over.

Zhou An was speechless.

Although there are thousands of wonderful things in the world, he still cherishes this job very much, adding a bit of fun to his boring life.

Zhou An has never been to work seriously in his life, and spent most of his time eating and waiting to die. When he was middle-aged, he started to work, and finally discovered a fact: money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to eat.

Looking at the sky, the sun had already risen directly above, shining the light on the earth, he packed up his mood, and then drove to the hotel.

He came to a box restaurant, and the signboard said: Two meat and two vegetables, 18 yuan, rice is added for free.

In an international city like Shanghai, where land is expensive and prices are high, it is hard to find such cheap lunch boxes.

Most of the people who eat here are taxi drivers or foreigners who come to work locally, and they are quite sensitive to the price of box lunches.

He ordered cold pork head meat, green pepper fried pork, potato shreds, braised eggplant, simple and delicious.

He didn't have the poise and elegance of a billionaire, so he found a place to sit at random.

"Yo, I'm off work." Opposite Zhou An was a man about 50 years old with dark skin and a weather-beaten face covered with wrinkles.

He has been running a taxi for a long time, so he naturally knows people in the rental circle, and the person in front of him is his closest friend, Guan Song. The driver, working at least ten hours a day, supports the family.

"Off work." Zhou An nodded, "How's the income?"

"Hi!" Guan Song frowned, and sighed while eating, "I used to be able to earn three melons and two dates, but now it is getting more and more difficult. Now that the economy is not good, everyone comes to grab a taxi I have a job as a driver, and I hope to live on.”

Guan Song also glanced at Zhou An, and said in a mocking manner: "It's nothing more than poor people robbing jobs. Everyone can understand that life is not easy, but even rich people like you come to drive taxis and rob us of jobs." It is shameless not to leave a way out for us poor people.”

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Guan Song understood Zhou An's personal situation, and he could tell at a glance that he was not an ordinary person.

Although an Aston Martin is old and dilapidated, it is still a luxury car. People who can afford a multi-million-dollar luxury car for more than 20 years now have inestimable wealth.

Once Zhou An had a conflict with a customer and almost started a fight. Guan Song finally resolved the conflict through mediation between the two parties. Zhou An didn’t care about money or good reviews. They are ordinary taxi drivers. If you can't do it at all, you have to apologize and pretend to be a grandson.

Besides, Zhou An exudes a unique temperament, Zhuo Yi is out of the ordinary, completely different from them.

Now that they have been tortured by the society, Zhou An is still in high spirits.

The charm of a middle-aged man exudes from the inside out. Comparing the two, Guan Song is at least 20 years older than Zhou An.

I can't help feeling a little envious.

He shrugged: "I don't make any money, so I'll eat 18 yuan box lunch with you."

"You didn't make money, I didn't make money, who made the money?" Guan Song rolled his eyes, "You rich people are too hypocritical, making a lot of money, but still crying about being poor. You eat box lunch just to experience It's just a novelty, we eat it often.

I don't understand, you can't live without luxury, why come to drive a taxi?To experience life?To be scolded by customers?Or a psychopath? "

Zhou An replied solemnly: "Psychopathic."

Anyway, if you don't have a heart, you can't do it with a decent person.

"Hey" Guan Song looked disgusted, "As expected, I have to stay away from you."

Taxi drivers are a busy group. Guan Song finished his meal quickly, nodded with Zhou An, and then continued to work, hoping to take more orders and earn more money.

In this world, it is extremely difficult for everyone to survive.

Oh, except Zhou An.

After finishing his meal, he stretched himself, feeling drowsy, returned to the car, lay down on the chair, and prepared to rest for a while.

Bang Bang Bang!
The soft sound of the window came to his ears, and he saw a man in his prime, about [-] years old, with a red T-shirt, blue skinny jeans, and a green hat. He was dressed in a fashionable, fashionable fashion.

At this moment, the other party looked anxious and frantically knocked on the window.

Zhou An was unpredictable and unable to understand the young man's attire, turned up, opened the window, and said softly: "Sorry, I'm already closed."

For a middle-aged man, a nap is necessary.

The stylish man said in a hot tone, "I'll give you double the money."

"Feel sorry."

"double."

"Feel sorry."

"three times."

"Feel sorry."

Zhou An is not a full-time taxi driver, he just borrows a taxi to pass the boring time.

It doesn't matter to him whether he makes money or not.

While the two were arguing, they saw a man walking out from the door of a hotel. He was thick-backed, tall and thick, and looked like a man.

The man stood at the entrance of the hotel, looking left and right, looking furtive, as if he was afraid of meeting someone, looked carefully, then waved, a taxi stopped in front, and left immediately. The shadow disappeared from sight.

Seeing the man, the fashionable man squatted down all of a sudden, avoiding the man's gaze, and looked at him timidly. When the man left, his face became even more anxious.

"Master, hurry up and run away if you don't chase him, can you afford that responsibility?"

Zhou An's reaction to the fashionable man was to see it in his eyes, his eyes rolled away, after thinking about it, he suddenly understood something, feeling a little excited, and waved: "Go!"

When the fashionable man got into the car, he stepped on the accelerator, and with a roar, he took off at the speed of the wind, passing one car after another and a series of "rushing to reincarnation", "little red guy" and "plague god" The curse rushed up.

While driving cautiously, Zhou An asked the stylish man, "Brother, did that man do something wrong?"

"I understand. It's definitely not a fun thing to look at that big and thick guy. With tattoos on his shoulders and chest, he must be a member of the underworld. His timid look is definitely breaking the law. As a law-abiding man, he has won As a citizen of the Good Citizen Award, I have the responsibility and obligation to cooperate with the police officer's mission, if you have any requirements, just say so."

In an instant, Zhou An's mind came up with the story of the police and gangster movies in Xiangjiang movies. The gangster wanted to escape, but the police randomly found two taxi drivers and chased them. A series of thrilling incidents happened immediately.

Thinking that Zhou Anping had lived an ordinary life for decades, he thought he would spend the rest of his life in an ordinary life, but who would have thought that he would encounter such a shocking case and contribute to the country.

When he thought of this, his sense of justice was overwhelming.

"Ah?" The fashionable man was a little dumbfounded, but he quickly realized that his head was focused, and then his face showed approval, "I wanted to hide my identity, but I didn't expect you to find out, so let's not hide it, showdown, we It's the policeman, and the man in front is a criminal who committed a crime that shouldn't disturb Su.

He's about to trade with other criminals now, and I have to go after him and arrest that criminal. "

Just as Zhou An imagined, he became even more excited. He stepped on the pedal, slammed the accelerator hard, and rushed up with a whoosh, trying to intercept the taxi.

"Uncle, don't, don't." The fashionable man immediately stopped his action, and said solemnly and seriously, "We haven't found evidence of the crime yet, and even if we chase after him, it won't help if there is no evidence. We have to enter the village quietly, Don't shoot, don't." After catching criminal evidence, he was arrested in one fell swoop."

"understand!"

Zhou An drove, quietly followed behind the taxi, and asked curiously:

"Comrade, what the hell did that person do? He looks like a big and three rough, I think he is a gangster, killing people and setting fires, which is outrageous."

"How long has Comrade been chasing him? How much time did it take?"

Glancing at the "young policeman"'s attire, he looked sympathetic: "In order to arrest that criminal, you sacrificed too much, and the police are not easy to mess with."

Now I understand, no wonder he was dressed in a flashy manner.

The stylish man kept his eyes on the front: "Uncle, drive carefully, be careful."

Zhou An disagreed: "OK, OK, it's totally fine."

While chatting, he followed the taxi.

After a while, the vehicle in front stopped by the river, and Zhou An also stopped. The fashionable man quickly got out of the car and followed quietly.

Zhou An hid among the bushes, brushed aside the weeds in front of him, and looked around.

I saw the man quietly looking around, with a mischievous look, and sat down.

After a while, a man walked over from the right, dressed like a fashionable man, but also gaudy.

When the two met, they were very excited, with smiles on their faces, and hugged each other tightly.

"Dog men and women—!"

Suddenly a loud voice resounded around.

The fashionable man next to Zhou An was filled with anger and rushed up immediately.

Snapped--!
The fashionable man slapped the man's face, and a patch of red appeared on it.

The two seemed surprised by the appearance of the fashionable man, but they quickly realized that the three of them quarreled immediately.

Dogs and men?
Zhou An frowned.

Why would the "police" call a "criminal" that way?
Unreasonable.

Is it a murder case?
hiss.
He widened his eyes, vaguely seeming to understand something.

Also rushed up at the speed of the wind.

While the three of them were arguing, he kicked that guy.

"God, why did you hit someone?"

"In broad daylight, the heavens and the earth are clear, and they actually shot and hurt people."

after awhile.

Zhou An frowned, forming a "Chuan" character between his brows, looked at the three people in front of him with an embarrassing attitude, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something: "You guys"

His lips turned up and down, but in the end he didn't say anything.

Well, bad luck for him.

The whole thing today is a nonsense event.

The fashionable man is not a policeman, and that man is not a criminal, they are a couple.

Yes, the two men are a couple.

Judging from the attitudes of both parties, fashionable men are one and men are zero.

Things were very simple today. The fashionable man suspected that his partner was cheating, so he followed her secretly. He didn't expect to have a relationship outside.

Zhou An patted his forehead and had nothing to say about his stupidity.

Why did I send it blindly at the time?

If you don't make up your mind, this situation will not happen now.

The reason why all this happened is Zhou An's responsibility.

"Oh!" Zhou An sighed, and said to the fashionable man, "Brother, you killed my brother."

"Uncle, I'm sorry." The fashionable man had a look of embarrassment on his face, "It was an emergency, and I couldn't help it. You have a family, so you understand how I feel. If your lover cheated, you would definitely hurry To prove, I really can't do anything, I'm really sorry for you today."

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Zhou An shook his face, thinking: I am a wife of the opposite sex after all, so what's the matter with you two being of the same sex?
After knowing the truth of the matter, Zhou An apologized to the man, he shouldn't be so impulsive, got forgiven, and left immediately, leaving this sad place.

Thanks to the power of justice accumulated in his heart at that time, he hoped to sweep away the unhealthy trends and evil spirits in society, so he didn't know that such a moth incident would happen.

How stupid.

As for the follow-up, Zhou An was still a little curious.

He was very curious about how the guy handled the same-sex love triangle.

Walking halfway, he found another bush and squatted down, looking at the three of them furtively.

I saw the fashionable man and another man with their hands in their pockets, pointing at the man, as if they were teaching him a lesson, while the latter was tall and burly, squatting on the ground with an innocent look on his face, the white T-shirt There are also Zhou An's shoe prints on it.

Zhou An suddenly laughed.

It's an eerie picture.

(End of this chapter)