The Rebirth of the Portable Space The Red Age

Difficult to deal with a brother-in-law and difficult to marry a daughter-in-law, Di Yaohui has fully verified the authenticity of this sentence,

However, in the twelfth lunar month of winter, the neighbors in the neighborhood took a look at the bustle, and when they saw the bustle, their faces were redder than the two red lanterns hanging at the gate, and they looked more festive.The alley has long been besieged, and the little ones have wedding candies in their mouths, sucking their saliva.And the applause from the adults was sandwiched between the whistling of Di Yaohui's gang, one after another,

The faces of the young men in the compound of the military region were all red. It is not easy for the second brother Zhai to marry a wife. The group of older brothers and younger brothers in the gate are really difficult to deal with, and even the grandson has mastered the art of war!

In order to make things difficult for Di Yaohui, the uncles headed by Du Haoyu racked their brains.Can't stand the old saying, soldiers come to block the water and cover it with soil.Ren Du Haoyu and the others asked random questions about astronomy, geography, classics and history, and outside the gate, Di Yaohui was calm and relaxed from the beginning to the end, answering every question.

Seeing that it was still early, Di Yaohui patiently accompanied the older uncles to fight.

The whistles and applause outside the gate became louder and louder, and the wave was higher than the wave. Today, the bride and the others have decided to take over!

Even the respectable neighbors who stood inside the gate just now nodded their heads and stroked their beards. Before, they only knew that Xiao Zhai was a soldier. Looking at it today, he can be called both civil and military!

Grandpa Du, who was standing in front of the main hall in the front yard, had a dark and smelly face, and was so anxious that he almost jumped.These little bastards are still college students, and they can't even compare with the simple-minded big soldiers with well-developed limbs.It was a cold day, and sweat broke out on his face. Grandpa Du's ruddy face complemented the bright red Tang suit on his body.

At this juncture, someone just added fuel to the fire, and several old neighbors congratulated Grandpa Du one after another. This grandson-in-law insisted on getting it. [

Grandpa Du's face became stinky again, and he beckoned to a skin boy who was only about [-] years old. After a few words in his ear, Grandpa Du didn't believe it. How many grandchildren and grandsons can't compare with Di Yaohui alone?Pi Xiaozi, who got Grandpa Du's orders, squeezed his head in front of the crack of the door, he jumped and waved his hands at Grandpa Du, the groom didn't cheat!

Brother Du Jicheng and Du Zhongyi subconsciously took two steps back, they must not provoke the eldest brother these two days.As for Li Qingyuan, seeing that Grandpa Du was so angry, the old man forcibly took back the words of agreeing with the old neighbors. He really didn't know if he didn't ask. I don't know that this kid is quite knowledgeable and talented.

The Du Haoyu brothers who blocked the door behind the gate are really at their wits' end right now, but the old man's eyes behind him are gloomy, Guo Xiaohai's scalp is tight, his mouth trembles, and he makes another foolish trick, "Our Ya'er is not only full of pearls, , and even proficient in several languages, English, can you speak English?"

Dare to say, it is the only way to learn a foreign language!Guo Xiaohai has been abroad for a while, and since then he has great confidence in English. He used to be a half-bottle, but now Guo Xiaohai is full of confidence in English!Besides, there are more helpers here than English itself!

Outside the gate, the group of welcoming people shouted more and more enthusiastically. Before Di Yaohui could answer, there was deafening applause and applause. How could this be difficult for Zhai's second son?This person even understands "The Analects of Confucius" and "Spring and Autumn", and a few sentences in foreign language must be no problem!

In fact, it's really not a problem.

Guo Xiaohai was about to win the round, but in the end, he spoke fluent and authentic English with a strong London accent, directly slipped through the crack of the door from outside the gate.

Guo Xiaohai squeezed his head into the crack of the door, he couldn't believe it, this guy really can speak English?Guo Xiaohai couldn't make up his mind suddenly. Although the tone sounded like English words, he didn't understand a single word!

Du Haoyu and the others were holding back after eating so many times in a row. Seeing Guo Xiaohai's eyeballs dodge, they knew that this person was throwing a stone at his own foot again!However, fortunately, there are many backups!

Du Haoyu looked at Du Qinghe who was closest, and Wang Dajiang looked at Professor Stephen and old Edward, two pure foreigners.Even Yuan Yuan and Yuan Hao were grabbed by Feng Kai, did the second Zhai really speak English?Why doesn't it sound like it!

In the end, those two pure foreigners shrugged and nodded to admit that it was English, but where they came from, even these two authentic foreigners couldn't tell.

"Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream" In the end, Du Qinghe replied with a wry smile on his face.Not only can people speak English, but they also come up with classic sentences from classic works!

Guo Xiaohai's first reaction was that he had stumbled upon the door, and when he saw Raymond taking random shots with the camera, he shouted to the door without admitting defeat, "My Ya'er knows not only English, but also French! "

It's rare that the group of people who were blocking the gate to greet the relatives stopped talking. Brothers and uncles can't be so difficult, right?French, this thing sounds advanced!For those of them who were born in the 60s and [-]s, it may not be uncommon for them to be able to speak English and Russian. If they speak French, they will be on the top!

For a moment, Di Yaohui received many sympathetic looks.Di Yaohui raised his hand to look at his watch, saw that he still had time to spend some time with his brothers and sisters, so he opened his mouth and came. [

Di Yaohui had already prepared the tactic of courtesy first and soldiers later, and he was unwilling to easily offend his brothers-in-law on the day when he married his wife.The expression is still clear and cold, and the voice is not as passionate and romantic as the French.Although the people watching the bustle around listened in a cloud of fog, they were suspicious, and they seemed to be able to speak fluent French.

The Du Haoyu brothers were caught blind, and Du Qingshan nodded quickly, very authentic and fluent.

Raymond, a purebred Frenchman who shaved his chin clean early in the morning, also raised his hand and added, "Besides, I also know that this is a line from Balzac's "Human Comedy"!"

After finishing speaking, Lei Meng shrank his neck, not daring to say another word, the brothers and sisters are too difficult to deal with.

Lei Meng saw that the Chinese wedding seemed to be very lively, and he was still thinking about whether to hold a Chinese wedding with his fiancée last night!In the end, when he saw Di Yaohui being blocked outside the gate, Lei Meng immediately swallowed the thought back, it's better to go back to France and hold the wedding in the church!

Guo Xiaohai made two stupid moves in a row, and suddenly felt his neck was chilly, so he quickly hid behind Du Qingshan in fright.

As for Di Yaoting, Yuan Yuan and the others, at one moment they sighed that the second brother was really good, and at the other they felt that with the mentality of a big uncle, why did they see the second brother so unpleasant!

Outside the door, the howls of the group of welcoming people broke away the soft clouds, and the golden sunlight that broke through the dawn sprinkled on the people, adding a little warmth to the beaming faces.

Everyone winked tacitly, it was just a warm-up match just now, and the real thing will happen soon!

Grandpa Du and Father Du looked at the sun and hurried around in the yard.It doesn't matter whether the auspicious time or the moment is chosen by themselves, anyway, they don't want to marry Ya'er at this time!Grandpa Du is most worried about whether this group of boys can hold on!

In the main room of Dongkua Courtyard, Aunt Du's family was smiling and gesticulating with Du Ma, the others and Ya'er about the excitement at the gate.When Mama Du saw that her precious girl's eyes were shining, and her little face was as gorgeous as peach blossoms before she had time to apply makeup, she felt sour in her heart. This girl was clearly turning her elbows out!

At the gate, because Guo Xiaohai made two faint moves in a row, he shrank his neck and did not dare to intervene indiscriminately.

Du Haoyu straightened the collar of his coat, cleared his throat, and decided to ask another way, "You said you like our Ya'er, but do you know our Ya'er? Do you know what Ya'er likes the most?"

"Me!" The answer at the door was very concise and clear this time, so clear that everyone didn't realize it for a while!After a moment of silence, there was applause and whistles, Zhai's second brother (Zhai's second brother) must be too thick-skinned!Dare to say that my sister-in-law likes me the most in front of my brothers and uncles, how brave I am!

"Did the people inside hear that, our little sister-in-law likes our second brother Zhai the most! Hurry up, open the door and let everyone in! We are still waiting to pick up our little sister-in-law and go back to worship with second brother Zhai!" I'm not afraid, I just feel that Zhai Ergete is so bullish today, waving his hands and yelling that he is about to slam the door in.

In the past, I only knew that Brother Zhai had hard fists, but I didn't expect that even the head was made of real materials. It's too much face!

Inside the gate, Du Haoyu's face turned black and then blue, and they took two wooden sticks with thick arms and put them behind the gate. Well, Fangzheng is not in a hurry, let's take it easy, don't want to marry my bud today son!

Outside the gate, Di Yaohui, who was only one step away from the gate, suddenly moved his ears. He heard the sound of wooden stakes pushing against the gate. A wolf king who was ready to go, after quietly lurking, prepared to make a final pounce.

It's time for my little daughter-in-law to dress up too, right?Di Yaohui raised his wrist to look at the approaching second hand, and with an imperceptible gesture, the group of fit and healthy people who had been mingling with the crowd just now began to approach the two-meter-high blue brick wall.

Inside the gate, Du Haoyu and the others didn't know this, and were still planning to continue making moves.A few days ago, Du Haoyu went up the mountain to gather herbs with the old medicine farmer, and he often listened to Ya'er talking about it.Seeing that Di Yaohui couldn't be troubled by astronomy and geography, Du Haoyu felt ruthless, "Husbands and wives must have a common language. I want to see what topics you and Ya'er have in common! Do you know what shit beans are?"

The last one is a bit inaccurate? Before I finished speaking, I heard the gang of brats and crazy girls yelling in the yard, even outside the gate.

The brothers all looked up, and suddenly a group of fierce soldiers and bandits turned over the two-meter-high green brick wall of their house, and they didn't even land quietly. It looked like a professional snatching posture!

Di Yaohui's group of people are well-deserved ace soldiers, and the two-meter-high wall is just a piece of cake for them.Received the gesture of the head, took two steps to run up, and kicked the feet on the wall. The person seemed to be walking on flat ground and was already higher than the wall. With strong muscles, the arms supported the wall, and the waist twisted, and the whole person was already falling lightly Under the wall in the courtyard.

From receiving Di Yaohui's gesture to climbing over the wall, the whole process took less than three seconds, and those who couldn't use their eyes could not understand what was going on!Today's happy event is really lively!

Du Haoyu and the others were even more dazed, and they were all stunned at the moment. They really wanted to get serious!Sanjiang and Sanhai, two half-year-olds, have been used to sparring with soldiers in the past half a year, and their reactions are the fastest. Now the newborn calves are not afraid of tigers and rush straight up, so they can't let this group of people touch the gate.

The ones fighting Sanjiang and Sanhai were Zhao Peng and the big man with a black face. Seeing the childish half-child charge up first, the two of them felt their hands tied!These people blocking the gate are the brothers and sisters of the head, not the object of their mission, and the subordinates have to weigh the importance.

The two younger ones rushed up, and Grandpa Du and the others, who were standing behind the formation, reacted faster because they stood far away.

Grandpa Du saw that Du Haoyu and the others were stunned, and immediately hummed heavily. This hum woke not only Du Haoyu and the others, but also Zhao Peng who didn't know what to do with these weak scholars them.

The author has something to say: I came back too late today, and the short-haired gentleman sent it!

There will be two updates tomorrow, morning and evening!

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