Warhammer: I don't want to be a stinky can! ! !

Chapter 264 255. Your Bad Start

The brochures were sent out as they should have been, and the various trainings were carried out relatively smoothly. Anyway, due to the characteristics of the Death Guard, there are many empty cabins on the Endurance, so you can just move the equipment in and use it.

With the encouragement of studying in leisure time and the flow of personnel caused by various courses, the atmosphere inside the Death Guard has obviously become relaxed. For the new Galaspa Death Guard, the legion's acceptance has also increased a lot.

But recently. Gravekeepers reported to Hades that self-made pamphlets have become popular within the legion. This kind of pamphlets made by the death guards in private has even tended to spread to the ghost dog troops.

Hades watched silently as Galo placed at least four or five simple paper cubes with different contents on his table, and took a bite of the baguette-like bread on the table—it was said to be the work of a culinary art student, and it was sent to Hades by a student of social governance.

Jia Luo crossed his arms and looked at Hades silently, as if he had begun the pamphlet that reprimanded Hades.

Well. Hades opened one of them and asked him to take a critical look at what the Death Guard were writing about.

Oh, and here's Professor Mortarion's summary guide to poisons, and biosages' answers to personal questions, and they put them together.

Hades looked at it, nodded, and took a piece of bread by the way.

"is acceptable."

Ecological governance, the production and disposal of poisons, are the most popular courses on the Death Guard. Even if they choose the best-learned existence among them, the Death Guard can draw two more full-staffed teams of pharmacists.

It can be expected that the pharmacy and toxicology of the Death Guard will bear fruit in the future.

Realizing that the Death Guard were interested in pharmacy, Mortarion was also very satisfied. With a big wave of his hand, the Primarch removed all the redundant poisons in his laboratory, and approved Hades' request to expand the ecosystem of Endurance.

It just so happens that Babarus' Feng Shui is just right now, and the biological sages decided to refer to part of Babarus' ecological environment.

Moreover, Hades thought that once these plants suddenly showed signs of flourishing or withering, the death guards needed to be careful, which could also serve as a warning.

Hades blinked. He couldn't tell if the Death Guard were really interested in pharmacy or staying with Mortarion.

Don't remind Mortarion, though.

Hades continued to open the next book, and suddenly became interested.

Yo, this is about social management he taught.

Interestingly, most of those who choose social governance are Galaspas, and there are also a small number of Babarusians. Hades realized that these Babarusians seem to be very familiar.

Hades flipped through the booklet with great interest. They were sharing their post-reading experiences on the books recommended by Hades, as well as some personal literacy guides—most of the books recommended by Hades were academic documents, using cumbersome High Gothic language.

Pretty good, actually, great.

Although there are not many death guards who choose social governance—compared to ecological governance, at least their attitudes are correct.

Because it involves sharing and communication, and sociology, this small book is quite thick, and Hades continued to flip through it.

[Strategy: You can go to the nearest cafeteria, find comrades who are learning cooking skills there, and eat a little of their food. Although it is delicious, you must praise it, and then they will share their inexhaustible kitchen waste with you. 】

[Take them, after the training, give them to Commander Hades, and let him taste them on the spot, the commander will stay for a while longer and answer your questions during this period. 】

Hades put down the half-eaten bread and stared at it suspiciously. It was indeed given to him by the death guard after training, and the death guard did ask him about Galaspar's management experience.

???

Hades took a deep breath and decided not to delve into it further, but he will never accept any snacks from a death guard next time.

The following one or two books are also experience sharing. Although many other trainings have been offered, trainings on swordsmanship and the use of some unpopular weapons are also popular. Terrans account for the majority of these free weapon trainings.

Then there is the last one, which Hades reckons is also of this type.

He looked up at Jia Luo standing in front of his desk. The spread of these things. Although the form is certainly dangerous, the content is already positive and even worthy of official encouragement.

"Don't be so serious, Jia Luo, I think this is all right?"

Jia Luo silently pointed at the last book.

what happened?
Suddenly, alarm bells rang in Hardist's head, but let alone religious rumors, he couldn't afford to come again.

He took a deep breath, and carefully opened the last book——

"Compilation of Jokes"

ha? ? ?
Hades turned to the first page in disbelief. The pamphlet shocked him as much as the death guard's first reading of the death guard guide.

Death Guard, no, can a son of Mortarion have a sense of humor?

[After a multi-legion cooperative battle, the healthy and intact commander Hades brought a letter of apology from the cooperative legion, and they admitted the mistakes they made during the cooperation.

And now the commander is going to read this letter of apology for everyone.

"Wait, which cooperative legion is the letter from?"

Captain Gallo asked.

"It's not the Iron Warriors anyway."

Commander Hades replied.

】

Hades Brainstorm, Hades brain overload.

He raised his head tremblingly and stared at Jia Luo, who showed a helpless expression.

"Look then."

[Just now the legion leader took the commander away from the casting hall.

where did they go

It's not a canteen anyway. 】

Hades fell silent, realizing that the jokes were parodies of the jokes he had written.

"Not only that."

Gallo said slowly.

"They also held [Don't Laugh Contest] privately."

Hades felt that his question mark was about to break through the sky. Is this the Death Guard?Where the hell is he?
As if realizing that Hades had finally been shocked, Galo continued with a vengeful attitude,
"This kind of competition is very popular within the Death Guard."

"They have already held the first competition, and the champion is the Barbarus named Lena."

Hades, who didn't believe in evil, forced Jia Luo to take him to the scene to peek at this shocking game, but the scene was far more shocking than he imagined.

A group of big men stood around a small table with expressionless faces. Two strong players were sitting at either end of the table. Judging by their appearance, they should both be of Galaspa descent.

"If Lord Cavalier of Galaspar choked on his bread, who would die today and why?"

"Mr. Knight, because he choked on the bread."

"No, it's three hundred bakers who will die, and a story boy."

"Why is there still a fairy tale boy?"

"Because he told me the news."

With a chuckle, the person on the other side of the table laughed. He seemed to be thinking of something funny, and the laughter became louder and louder until he couldn't straighten up.

The onlookers applauded one after another, and some even started to record something.

"Sorry, you won."

The loser took a deep breath,

"I admire your imagination."

"No," answered his opponent, "I am the tale-boy."

Hades, who was eavesdropping outside the door, was the first to collapse compared to the death guards in the house who were expressionless and telling bad jokes from hell.

He was wrong, the Son of Mortarion did have a sense of humor.

　The writing of the joke...Thanks to group u
　　
　
(End of this chapter)