Warhammer: I don't want to be a stinky can! ! !

Chapter 654 102. Xi Gaoqi's Cards

"Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, your Excellency, calm down."

Buzz was very busy. As he spoke, he pretended to stop Hades. In fact, Hades was probably just pretending to be strong.

After all, Pluto can't really beat the sick.

Hades now began to regret why he didn't use reason to convince Karas before his strength increased greatly. Now in a fight, the difference in fighting power was too great.

But even so, Karas did not show any respect. The elder brother's eyes were completely,
"What? You killed me?"

At the same time, with a very disdainful expression,
Hades had never seen an expression of such provocation. He even suspected that Typhon had practiced it specially, or that Karas treated the younger Death Guards like this every day?

It doesn't matter anymore, Hades put on a fierce expression - to make this expression, he needed to squeeze his eyebrows and his mouth corners twitched slightly.

"Just wait, Karas Typhon,"

Hades said,

"Look, I will use your full name from now on, if for no other reason than to disgust you."

Karas sneered.
"You shout—shout! Shout as much as you want! If I were afraid, I wouldn't be Calas Typhon."

Seeing that Hades was about to rush forward again, Butz hurriedly stopped him again. To be honest, this feeling of stopping him was really familiar. He still remembered that he had stopped those nobles who were about to fight each other.

It's the same, there's a lot of thunder but little rain.

The two men exchanged some more trash talk, and Buzz suspected that the Primarch was about to laugh to death, but in the end, peace returned to the medical room.

"..."

Karas shut up and stopped fighting with the dung.

Hades suddenly realized that he was now like a mop covered in shit. No - maybe it was even worse than that. From now on, if he didn't like someone, he would throw shit at them.

Let’s fly into the sky.

First set a small goal, shout out Chaos' full name seven times a day, and randomly attack the yellow-skinned man or Karas depending on your mood.

Thinking of Chaos, Hades became irritated again. After this battle, Hades realized that he would never have peace as long as Chaos was not eliminated.

This time it was Slaanesh, who knows what it will be next time - what if Khorne sees that Slaanesh is doing well this time and goes crazy and descends directly into the real world?

Hades thought that if Chaos forcibly tore open the veil, their strength would be greatly reduced.

What is Slaanesh trying to do? Or does he really just want to die?

…We shouldn’t have let Aisha be kidnapped.

The medical room fell silent, with only the hum of treatment equipment.

Boots stood behind Hades, watching his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose.

The Primarch slowly sat up, and Mortarion looked past Hades and looked at Buz Bella.

Boots gave a polite smile and felt his scalp tingle.

This was the first time he had met the Primarch of the Death Guard - even though he had been the regent who had made the Cult of Death the state religion.

Among all the people in this room who were not easy to deal with, Buzz often met, but the one he was most familiar with was Karas, the old senior of the Death Guard who had helped and scolded him many times.

[…Buz Bella? ]

Mortarion asked, his eyes moving back and forth between Buzz and Hades.

The Primarch rarely saw the Son of Hades, but he could tell at a glance whether it was a Death Guard or a Son of Hades. All the Sons of Hades had a temperament that others did not have, very similar to Hades. Mortarion could not tell what it was, perhaps casual, relaxed, calm? Or something else? The Primarch was also confused.

"Buz Bella, son of Hades, greets Lord Mortarion."

Buz gave a standard salute, which interrupted Hades' thoughts. Hades pulled two chairs over, motioned for Buz to sit down, and then sat down himself.

"What do you have to report?"

Hades blinked and asked,

"Is it convenient here?"

Boots glanced at his Primarch who was looking at him curiously and Karas who was pretending to be dead, and nodded.

He took a deep breath in his heart. What Buzz brought was not good news - that was why he came.

Boots' eyes rolled.

Hades understood instantly, and the black domain directly partitioned the room. Everyone tacitly ignored Karas's shouting.

Boots sat up straight and solemnly.
"Eighteen days ago, the Assassin's Court received news that the expeditionary force led by Malcador was in turmoil. It was later confirmed that Malcador himself had lost control of his psychic powers for about forty-five minutes."

Eighteen days ago was the day Slaanesh attacked the Endurance.

Upon hearing this news, everyone else in the room looked gloomy.

Hades nodded, signaling for Boots to continue.

"At the same time, the Acting Casting General of Mars, in conjunction with the Astrology Bureau of the Underworld Cult, observed a large amount of psychic fluctuations exploding near the Barbarus Star Field in the Storm Star Field."

Hades grunted briefly, then spread his hands.
"Now you know what's going on."

Boots nodded, his expression serious.

"Chaos has taken the initiative to launch a large-scale attack on the real universe. With all due respect, Chaos has never been so rampant since Lord Mortarion led his army into the Warp. Even though the Great Plunderer Abaddon is still leading his army to attack, it is nothing more than a minor attack compared to this one."

Buz paused, glanced at Hades, then turned around and glanced at the remaining two.

Then, as if he had made up his mind, he continued,
"News has also come from the Imperial Guards guarding and exploring the Webway. They said..."

Buzz's voice trailed off.
"Please allow me to ask, my Lords, what do you think of the Dark Prince's actions on this trip?"

"..."

【Aisha.】

Mortarion said, hoarsely, without blinking,
【I was careless.】

"Me too--"

Hades said,

"The Prince of Darkness stuffed her into the wound in His abdomen... She almost did."

He began to recall the scene at that time. For Hades, the memory became blurred since he chased into the warp. He felt that he was struggling to move forward in a large mass of wriggling, living flesh, and those muscles were trying to squeeze him out.

He was nearly suffocating.

Due to Hades's extremely fast speed, Slaanesh was still near the Warp rift, and he pounced on it, devouring Chaos as much as possible -

Hades confirmed for a while that the black domain was even blocked, and he was not able to easily absorb all of Slaanesh's huge amount of psychic energy.

But the overflow of these spiritual energies also made Hades, the star god, "full", but Hades was unwilling to savor the taste.

Hades was sure that he had almost touched the deepest point at that time, but he still could not touch Aisha's psychic power.

"Maybe he is a masochist,"

Karas laughed, "The madman came here purely for the excitement."

Boots smiled bitterly.

"Perhaps what you all said makes sense, so the news from the Imperial Guards is probably correct."

Boots took a deep breath.

"The Imperial Guards said that there is a high probability that the main network in Comoros has been breached."

Comoros?
Hades thought of something bad.

"Then...according to some sources on my side,"

Buz said,
"After Barbarus was severely injured, Slaanesh may have descended directly on Comoros."

"etc?!"

Hades said, his eyes suddenly widened, his pupils trembling, "You mean that after forcibly tearing open the reality curtain and attacking the Death Guard ship, the severely damaged Slaanesh directly tore open the Comorian webway and entered Comoros directly?!"

Slaanesh cannot possibly have that much power! The Webway is not something that can be easily breached - otherwise Chaos would have attacked Commorragh long ago!

After being severely damaged by Hades, Hades even doubted whether Slaanesh could continue to sit firmly in the Octagon of Chaos - how could it run to Commorros the next moment? !

Buzz also frowned, and stared at Hades with Macragge's blue eyes.
"It is possible that it was not Slaanesh himself who breached the Comorian Webway,"

Buzz said cautiously, "It could be..."

[The Lord of Change or Malcador.]

Mortarion interrupted, and Buzz nodded.

"We do not yet know how they did it - but the Comorian webway may have been broken, and somewhere out of sight of the Empire, perhaps Comoros has fallen."

……

Hades was silent.

"…Slaanesh is now in Commorros."

He repeated these words, and Hades could imagine the agony of the Dark Eldar. He thought positively -

At least now the Empire doesn't have to continue fighting the Eldar, at least the Dark Eldar.

Slaanesh wipes out the Dark Eldar with just one click.

But the question is, Hades thought, will Commorra provide power to Slaanesh? The answer is obvious, Slaanesh will become powerful immediately in a short period of time.

Or - will Slaanesh devour all the Eldar, leading to the birth of the God of Death? ? ?
Is this why Slaanesh must take back the Eldar Mother Goddess Aisha? What is Chaos going to do?
In the past, Malcador was very passionate in front of Hades and introduced Slaanesh into Comoros. The Empire then made arrangements in advance so that the fisherman would benefit from the conflict between the two parties.

But now, if the Dark Eldars win, it would be fine (will they really win?), but if Slaanesh takes over Commorragh, a large number of Eldar souls and Aisha... Hades can hardly imagine what the Dark Prince plans to do next.

[What does the youngest queen want? ]

Mortarion asked, "And what does the being that helped Him get there want?"

【Will it be Makhado? 】

Mortarion looked towards Hades, who was the one who had the most contact with Malcador here.
Hades rubbed his brows.

"Hard to say,"

He says,

"Malcador did tell me about the plan to bring Slaanesh to Commorragh, and then catch him in the act with the help of Commorragh's Blackstone system - but I tend to think it was not He."

"Now that Slaanesh has entered Commorragh...without the Empire's first preparation, Malcador's size means that even if Slaanesh is seriously injured, he will not be able to fight Slaanesh."

This means that Slaanesh has now finished the battle and has had enough to eat and drink in Comoros.
If the information Malcador told him was true, then Chaos would most likely convert all of Comoros' Black Stone systems to enhance psychic power.

After listening to Hades' explanation, the Primarch was silent for a moment.
<Then it is the Lord of Change,> Mortarion said glumly, <but I think you should keep Malcador under suspicion.>

Hades nodded.

After the two had finished their brief discussion, Buzz continued the topic again.
"Now the Custodians and Salamanders have followed the Webway to check on the situation in Commorragh, and the Malcador Expedition is also preparing to end the expedition - because of the fall of Commorragh, or it may also be related to Aisha, the Eldar have all fled."

Is this considered a Chaos Battle of the Empire? Are the Eldar suffering?
"I will return to Terra as well. I will ask Malcador in person."

Hades said, looking gloomy, "I still underestimated Chaos."

He didn't expect the Chaos to be so proactive.

【Then fight with them,】

Mortarion said calmly. Even though he was not in good condition, the Primarch looked confident and calm.

Perhaps no matter how bad it is now, it can't be worse than drinking soup in Nurgle's garden.

And... Mortarion thought, he witnessed with his own eyes the scene where Hades slashed at Chaos - now the Primarch understood why the Emperor attached so much importance to Hades, they will win, the Primarch is very sure of this.

The losses caused by this Slaanesh raid were almost nothing in the eyes of the Primarch.
This was a Chaos raid, and even before they were completely wiped out it would already be recorded in the annals of imperial history.

【This time we bring Karas with us. 】

Karas, who was playing dead, coughed this time.

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【Comoros】

Pain! Madness!
Pain! Pain! Pain! — Weakness!
The youngest queen covered his abdomen. The arrow penetrated deeply into the ground, deeply into the deepest part, and the wound flowed out the corruption of soul and desire.

The poison from Nurgle corrodes Him all the time, and everything touched by the arrows rots.

Mortarion... Mortarion!!!
The mountain-like snake's tail slapped and it was like the Milky Way pouring down from the horizon. The tall and spiraling tower was hit and slowly fell to the ground, splashing huge smoke and dust.

The wails and screams of countless Dark Eldars surrounded Slaanesh, which made him feel a little better. His mouth was watering, his fangs pressed against the ground, and he clenched his arms and chewed again.

The chaotic sea of ​​stars flickered above the youngest queen's head. The storm was surging. The remaining parts of the web were like the old molt shed by a giant snake, thin and translucent, falling piece by piece under the weight of the vast ocean.

Cry, cry, Aisha's cry sounded beside Slaanesh. The youngest queen hated this endless cry, but She knew that She could not devour the Eldar Mother Goddess directly now.

He rolled in agony among the ruins of the Comoros city, devouring everything desperately, eating like a glutton, hoping to restore his strength, the part that was swallowed by Hades.

As He feeds, Slaanesh fills up again.

But the part pierced by the arrow could never heal, and a mixture of solid and liquid soul residues flowed out of the abdomen.

He cried, fretted, and ate and swallowed, but at a certain moment, Slaanesh felt that he should stop - a strong premonition hit him.

The Dark Prince looked around blankly. With Aisha's help, he could sense the number of the Eldar... No... Why are there only so few left? !
It’s not enough! It’s not enough! It’s not enough!!!

He screamed, and his six arms pierced his cheeks. His long horns squirmed like snakes, twisting and piercing the air nearby, as if he wanted to bite something.

And as if appreciating His pain, the clear sound of birds singing rang out.

The applause came slowly.

+It's worth it. +
The Laughing God Xi Gaoqi said, the huge twisted smile on his face was uglier than crying, and teardrop-shaped patterns hung down his cheeks.

? ? ! ! !

Slaanesh pounced forward angrily, but missed because of the pain in his abdomen. Xigoqi dodged nimbly, stepped in the air, and bowed gracefully to Slaanesh.

Then the Laughing God stood up and bowed one by one to Comoros, which was in a mess and almost turned into hell, as if he was taking a curtain call.

+My greedy young god,+
Xi Gaoqi blinked his completely black eyes, which were filled with extreme hatred and ridicule.

+Do you still remember the shocking joke I promised to play? +
Without waiting for the angry Slaanesh to speak, Xigoqi started talking on his own. At this time, Slaanesh saw clearly the bird feather chain around the neck of the God of Laughter.

+One day, all this will become a joke,+
Xigoqi chanted elegantly, and as he talked to himself, all the clowns who were still in existence appeared. They cooperated with the chanting of the God of Laughter and began to perform the history of the rise and fall of the elves.

+You will vomit up all the Eldar souls you have eaten - and protect the Eldar from dying again. +
Xi Gaoqi said, with teardrop patterns flickering at the corners of his eyes.

+And now - my dear and greedy youngest queen, my joke is done. +
Slaanesh looked at his abdomen angrily. The decayed matter of the soul was constantly pouring out, but that was no longer the complete soul of the Eldar. It was the waste of the Eldar soul that was of no use at all.

+The Eldar are dead,+
Xi Gaoqi sighed, bowing to Tzeentch in exchange for a promise, but Tzeentch also toyed with him, the Eldar souls spit out by Slaanesh... are nothing but waste.

+And I, the beautiful lady of existence, who relies on the awakening of the Eldar, the countdown has begun. When the number of Eldar is too small to complete the normal existence of a race, death will come. +
+Born from your belly. +
The God of Laughter laughed.
+And you die. +
+But I think your situation is even more critical now - your troops have been lost in the underworld. Are you willing to use your current meager strength to rebuild your army? +
Xi Gaoqi blinked.
+Oh, I think besides Hades, the other gods are also eyeing you covetously - after all, you are very delicious now. +
Amidst the great pain and anger in his abdomen, Slaanesh spewed foul air from his mouth.
+You want me to build an Eldar army? ! ! +
The Laughing God bowed.

+Your troops and your concepts have been lost forever in the underworld. I think you, who have rebuilt the Demonic Calamity, know how difficult it will be to restore them. +
Xi Gaoqi's tone turned cold, but the smile on his face became more playful.

+Or you could just eat up all the Eldar, since you are the Lord of Desire after all, and then we'll see if you get killed first by the Death that bursts out of your body, or by Nurgle or Khorne - or maybe the Emperor? +
+……! ! +
Slaanesh grabbed Xigoqi in anger. This time Xigoqi did not hide, but was caught by Slaanesh obediently, like a tattered doll in the hands of an angry little girl.
He started laughing loudly, Hahahahahahahahahaha!
+You are nothing but a pawn of Tzeentch! +
+It ends like this! It ends like this! +
The God of Laughter laughed loudly.
+Just revenge! I took the initiative to find the Lord of Change - I can't do this alone - who do you think let you into Comoros? ! +
+It's over! It's all over! The joke is over! +
Hilgoch laughed, a laugh that sounded like crying, and he was lifted high up, his bones crushed in Slaanesh's fists,

In anger, Slaanesh opened his mouth and stuffed him into the abyss of gluttony.

Then, the only one left alive was Elsa.

In order to avoid destruction and prevent the death from coming to the world, Slaanesh will leave Aisha behind - to enter the end in the hell of restraining her own desires.

When He is driven mad by himself and desire and swallows Aisha, Slaanesh will end his existence.

Before that, Xi Gaoqi died.

(End of this chapter)